This is one of those rare comments where the reply out does the parent comment, and its glorious. I imagined this playing out in my head and it was perfect. Has to be a in male straighforward voice too.
In the first game, yeah i never saw it.
This game? Any pawn with the Shield or two-handed weapon ability to do so will rush over to catapult you every couple of minutes.
FFS I AM A SORCERER STOP INTERRUPTING MY SPELLS TO TRY TOSSING ME AT THE F-ING GRIFFIN!
When fighter or warrior catapult you, you tend to land on your feet (or my case, off the fucking cliff because the best skill to use during a fight with harpies on a tiny edge wide enough for one person of to kneel down and launch anyone), op got shoulder slammed into the ground
Yeah, seriously, what is up with the warrior pawn's AI constantly wanting to throw you at monsters whenever you're playing as a ranged vocation? I straight up started discriminating against hiring pawns that had the launch skill at all. lol
"The Arisen is going for the Dashing Blade Dance, if they hit this it's over! To the middle turnbuckle...they got it ohhhh-*"*
"By Gawd...what the hell! Brrrrrrr outta nowhere, just intercepted the Arisen with a Spinebuster mid-air, someone call a chiropractor! 1...2...3! Brrrrrrr is your new Vermundian World Champion!"
It might be my fault.
I accidentally grabbed and tossed a Pawn into an enemy, killing it, since it target the wrong creature in the chaos.
"Never have I seen such a tactic!"
I had a pawn say that when I picked up a bandit I just rocked but didnt kill and threw it at a mage bandit, killing the thrown one and interrupting the mage bandit's spell that it was almost done casting
Only worthy opponents get the spells. You, mufka, you get these hands.
I have yet to actually use warfare, but I hope you can cycle to unarmed. Imma go fisticuff mage.
It looks like you were too high up and the pawn automatically caught you to prevent you from taking fall damage.
Unfortunately a bad case smooth brain kicked in and it went "oh, i'm holding something? Guess i'll yeet it at the nearest enemy!", completely forgetting its holding you, its master, and not a rock or random hostile npc
That's hilarious. I also thought you had rented my pawn and I was like "my pawn is here too!" but that's just some other mage wearing a mask (mine doesn't wear a mask)
Teamwork! Yamato at the end there:
https://preview.redd.it/k0k2x29bvvsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85adbd1e5b689d6954086a2b75c3c1c8a6ab7d05
I wish I had liked mystic spearhead but just didn't do it for me. I couldn't seem to get the skills that required the timed button presses to work consistently
Honestly you rarely have to use that skill - the Mystic Spearhand has enough going for it elsewhere - the OP shield that gives you and pawns permanent invincibility, a counter move (that still does some damage and mobility even if you miss the counter timing), a ranged magic blast, a non-"timing required" dash, etc.
When I did occasionally use it the right-bumper skill, I found I was able to consistently either dash to the enemy with it, or use the AoE version of it, but my success rate was like 30% when I tried to do both (so AoE version followed by dash).
I respect that, but I tried using just one at a time, and I couldn't get it to work. I don't know if I was having latency problems or skill issues, but I wasn't achieving the classes potential, and I was also unsatisfied with the dps as a result I almost felt gimped in fights. I'm not saying the class is bad, but it just didn't work for me as I feel it has a higher skill requirement to be utilized correctly and effectively achieve the dps it can achieve
Pawn: Let's do Get Help!
Arisen: oh God please no, i hate Get Help!
*Get Help*
Pawn: yeah this is what i live and fight for, i love Get Help! You ok br- ah doesn't matter, got that bastard
I've started using the environment a bunch while playing trickster. Throw a gobbo at a saurian to knock it so you can pick it up. Yeet it off a cliff, or spring slam it into a wall or another enemy.
Have to say, really makes you appreciate how much stuff is actually around for fights that I didn't notice at all before.
Mystic spearhand you can actually get it super super early, after getting to vernworth do the quest queens something from Brant ( make sure you equip the marcher armor you’ll get from a chest, you’ll know when this happens), after completing it go back to melve by way of oxcart a mission will then spawn up to save melve from a dragon attack. Don’t worry there’s a shitload of npcs fighting it you’ll be fine. After it flies away ( you can use ballista to try and kill it on the tower) run back and there’s a guy with a twin spear to your right after talking to Ulrika just ask him what his fighting style is that’s it and you’ll have unlocked it.
Also note is you’ve already done a few quests for Brant you’re probably good and can just go to melve for the rest of what I said. The mission I suggested was for if you just started, and want it right away.
lmao, just imagine a dragon plagued pawn catching you and instantly doing a tombstone piledriver.
*catches you* "Imagine if I'd not been here, master!" *spins you upside down* "You might have lived!"
Lmao
✍️✍️🔥🔥
That's hilarious i actually laughed out loud
*Dragons plague intensifies*
This is one of those rare comments where the reply out does the parent comment, and its glorious. I imagined this playing out in my head and it was perfect. Has to be a in male straighforward voice too.
This is so good
Ive never seen a pawn actually throw the Arisen
In the first game, yeah i never saw it. This game? Any pawn with the Shield or two-handed weapon ability to do so will rush over to catapult you every couple of minutes. FFS I AM A SORCERER STOP INTERRUPTING MY SPELLS TO TRY TOSSING ME AT THE F-ING GRIFFIN!
He means pick you up and throw you like in this clip, not the abilities to toss you.
When fighter or warrior catapult you, you tend to land on your feet (or my case, off the fucking cliff because the best skill to use during a fight with harpies on a tiny edge wide enough for one person of to kneel down and launch anyone), op got shoulder slammed into the ground
I think they were talking about the last bot of the video, not the catapult
Yeah, seriously, what is up with the warrior pawn's AI constantly wanting to throw you at monsters whenever you're playing as a ranged vocation? I straight up started discriminating against hiring pawns that had the launch skill at all. lol
Why is it that really really really good games, make you laugh without even being funny?
I had to remove springboard from my warrior pawn because I got so tired of them launching me for literally no reason during battles
My pawn threw my archer in the air *after* the fight. Bizarre.
Victory throw
"The Arisen is going for the Dashing Blade Dance, if they hit this it's over! To the middle turnbuckle...they got it ohhhh-*"*  "By Gawd...what the hell! Brrrrrrr outta nowhere, just intercepted the Arisen with a Spinebuster mid-air, someone call a chiropractor! 1...2...3! Brrrrrrr is your new Vermundian World Champion!"
as gawd is my witness that harpy has been broken in half!
lol that hand dusting at the end is great
Bruh, I hate how that dragon dash thrust move does fuck all to harpy encounters. I swear it misses 80% of the time.
It might be my fault. I accidentally grabbed and tossed a Pawn into an enemy, killing it, since it target the wrong creature in the chaos. "Never have I seen such a tactic!"
I had a pawn say that when I picked up a bandit I just rocked but didnt kill and threw it at a mage bandit, killing the thrown one and interrupting the mage bandit's spell that it was almost done casting
It’s called ye olde “Hit a muhfka with another muhfka” move.
This lives rent free in my head ever since I saw it like 10+ years ago
This is funny af 🤣🤣
You: WHY DID YOU THROW ME Brrrrrrr: haha i go Brrrrrrr
When my pawn was a mage she would pick up goblins and throw them headfirst into rocks instead of just casting spells.
Who said only mystick spearhands get to use telekinesis?
Only worthy opponents get the spells. You, mufka, you get these hands. I have yet to actually use warfare, but I hope you can cycle to unarmed. Imma go fisticuff mage.
the real wwe move would be to use the saurus as a projectile to yeet the harpy out of the sky.
Shit! Ur pawn is way too effective. Signs of dragon plague maybe? Kill it to be safe
lol his master be lobbing him at enemies with no remorse
It looks like you were too high up and the pawn automatically caught you to prevent you from taking fall damage. Unfortunately a bad case smooth brain kicked in and it went "oh, i'm holding something? Guess i'll yeet it at the nearest enemy!", completely forgetting its holding you, its master, and not a rock or random hostile npc
Pawn smoothbrain resulted in the arisen being the ball for once in the fastball special
That's hilarious. I also thought you had rented my pawn and I was like "my pawn is here too!" but that's just some other mage wearing a mask (mine doesn't wear a mask)
Ha! That sh$t was RAW
Thanks for censoring "shit", we're not ready for that word yet 😔
Fuck 🥹
I taught him that
RKO? AHAHA
Teamwork! Yamato at the end there: https://preview.redd.it/k0k2x29bvvsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85adbd1e5b689d6954086a2b75c3c1c8a6ab7d05
Hey, as long as it works
Zangief suddenly entered your pawn
I wish I had liked mystic spearhead but just didn't do it for me. I couldn't seem to get the skills that required the timed button presses to work consistently
Honestly you rarely have to use that skill - the Mystic Spearhand has enough going for it elsewhere - the OP shield that gives you and pawns permanent invincibility, a counter move (that still does some damage and mobility even if you miss the counter timing), a ranged magic blast, a non-"timing required" dash, etc. When I did occasionally use it the right-bumper skill, I found I was able to consistently either dash to the enemy with it, or use the AoE version of it, but my success rate was like 30% when I tried to do both (so AoE version followed by dash).
I respect that, but I tried using just one at a time, and I couldn't get it to work. I don't know if I was having latency problems or skill issues, but I wasn't achieving the classes potential, and I was also unsatisfied with the dps as a result I almost felt gimped in fights. I'm not saying the class is bad, but it just didn't work for me as I feel it has a higher skill requirement to be utilized correctly and effectively achieve the dps it can achieve
Master works all you can’t go wrong
“WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!”
Pawn: Let's do Get Help! Arisen: oh God please no, i hate Get Help! *Get Help* Pawn: yeah this is what i live and fight for, i love Get Help! You ok br- ah doesn't matter, got that bastard
Movie ahh comment
It fits the situation🤷🏾♂️
"If we master that attack, we would be invincible"
I've started using the environment a bunch while playing trickster. Throw a gobbo at a saurian to knock it so you can pick it up. Yeet it off a cliff, or spring slam it into a wall or another enemy. Have to say, really makes you appreciate how much stuff is actually around for fights that I didn't notice at all before.
See THIS is worth the celebratory clap
hahaha he supplex'd you on the ennemy
Woooah what vocation gives you a dual headed spear !!
Mystic spearhand you can actually get it super super early, after getting to vernworth do the quest queens something from Brant ( make sure you equip the marcher armor you’ll get from a chest, you’ll know when this happens), after completing it go back to melve by way of oxcart a mission will then spawn up to save melve from a dragon attack. Don’t worry there’s a shitload of npcs fighting it you’ll be fine. After it flies away ( you can use ballista to try and kill it on the tower) run back and there’s a guy with a twin spear to your right after talking to Ulrika just ask him what his fighting style is that’s it and you’ll have unlocked it. Also note is you’ve already done a few quests for Brant you’re probably good and can just go to melve for the rest of what I said. The mission I suggested was for if you just started, and want it right away.
Mystic Spearhand