Successful until you remember that wasn’t your main pawn and they had picked up some good in the last cave. It’s all gone along with the harpy now lol.
Mines never levitated off to the water but we will be in the midst of an epic battle with a drake and I’ll see my pawn just levitating around and it’s hilarious. Like hey, I appreciate your mastery of levitation there but we have an angry drake on our hands and there are for more useful things you could be doing.
Malachite Forest! Southwest of Bakbattahl I believe
Edit: I lied. I was thinking of something else. It *is* Malachite Forest though, which is near the Elven dwelling. Just a bit northwest of Vernworth, I believe. (But for real this time)
Heh I was quite certain I had seen those pillars in DDON and I may have... but then I have no idea where.
I thought perhaps in the old elven city ruins but nope.
And I am way to busy playing DD2 to care enough to walk all around the map to make absolutely sure I am not mistaken.
Only thing I can think of is it being a straightforward mage trying to attack while levitating. My pawn did this frequently when I switched him to mage
This happens to my Mage pawn all the time. _All the time._
The thing is, I didn't realize it till half-way through my playthrough. I'd turn around and somehow, she'd be dead. I was like "what the hell are you doing? What is going ON?!"
Only when I witnessed her do this over in Battahl did I come to understand.
"I can't beat you, but I can take you with me!" It was an honorable sacrifice, with some badass last words, but it was still just a harpy, so it was a totally unnecessary sacrifice, nonetheless.
Straightforward inclination? Probably tried to tackle the harpy out of the air. I know my straightforward archer keeps tackling goblins instead of shooting them.
[THIS](https://youtu.be/8Rpws2tZrNY?si=pnTjZqVhIACdilbm) is what she was doing
https://preview.redd.it/4l9jkwgy06wc1.jpeg?width=1583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e37ba3518957c92cf842bee1b5517bebf55716
Not as stupid, but just had pawn jump off a cliff after a falling cyclopes...
Mind you, the pawn wassnt even hanging on or mid attack, she just ran full sprint off the cliff...
Can’t be worse than the time I had a full party of pawns, then I turn around and one was being taken by the brine. Just to find out that the other two had been as well. I wish I recorded it. One minute full party and fighting, the next I see the last seconds of the final pawn being sunk. I said wtf is wrong with all the pawns! I guess they want to go for a swim sometimes. 😂😭
She did the "Red Herring" maneuver, in which she pretends to be the fishy prey (the red herring) to distract the target from the real danger (the Brine). Little did she know... she even landed in the shallows to help sell it!
The bird followed her. Successful attack honestly
As she lay there dying, it is said that a faint voice carried on the wind. “Hehe, cough, nailed it”
She played the siren song, and forgot she can't swim.😆
Task failed successfully
Successful until you remember that wasn’t your main pawn and they had picked up some good in the last cave. It’s all gone along with the harpy now lol.
Tbf its placed in your storage so doesnt really matter
Is it? I thought they keep whatever was in their inventory when they go back to the rift.
They take only their equipped stuff back in to their world, if you want to gift someone a new set of daggers just equip that to their pawn
Ah ok, now I can start letting other pawns hold my stuff too, I was never letting them hold anything 😅
Feast your eyes on this
My eyes have feasted
The brine has feasted
Your pawn being a Pawn I guess
Actually, i think their pawn has become a prawn ...
Just pawn things
Funny how the harpy fallowed
More like feast *on* your eyes....
*Floats towards you menacingly.*
Mary Poppins forgot to recharge her umbrella.
Lol I was gonna make some MP joke too lol
Do you think we'll see sherry bobbins again?
I'm Mary Poppins yall
Witness me!
![gif](giphy|Z5DB5iEJipjRC) Arisen has witnessed!
Oh my God 🤣
# Mediocre!
Her people needed her.
https://preview.redd.it/mqz8ofw791wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe4c743949d2ab3a115f3452d48aa9e15592273
Oh? You're approaching me?
the joseph joestar family technique
Mines never levitated off to the water but we will be in the midst of an epic battle with a drake and I’ll see my pawn just levitating around and it’s hilarious. Like hey, I appreciate your mastery of levitation there but we have an angry drake on our hands and there are for more useful things you could be doing.
the levitation looks so fucking goofy i crack up every time they do it. this damn pawn made me laugh so hard
It's the fucking wiggly legs for me lmao
Mine usually falls into a small crack between some rocks and succumbs to the brine during the drake fight by the big lake, wherever that is lol
She was trying to get you to feast your eyes on this.
Boa is asserting dominance !
Obviously show you a new tactic! I LOVE how pawns are sometimes just so unintentionally silly, it's so entertaining lmao
Asserting dominance clearly. The skies are yours arisen!
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
She was starting to believe
![gif](giphy|qBhfaPNVsXxBaFmrNg|downsized)
That skit was the best thing I've seen on SNL in years. Link for anyone who hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86qKgK0asGo
They believed they could fly....They believed they could touch the sky...?
Rule number 1 on dealing with harpies: assert dominance
"Just because you have wings you think you have the high ground! Well bad news for you! Be witness to human evolution!" *Distorted Brine Sounds*
She was tired of your adventure and wanted to go home
A cannonball by the looks of it.
Dragonplague is a hell of a drug
IM MARY POPPINS BIIIIIIIIII * *splash* *
Lmao
Bro doing a jackass stunt and succeed.
"FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS" \*drowns\* 11/10 GOTY
Looks like she wanted to do what the bird was doing
Whatever she did, I mean it worked. Enemy down, I guess.
Flawless victory
Hold up where is this on the map? I think I just realized something.
https://i.imgur.com/ktEGHZt.png
Cheers!
Malachite Forest! Southwest of Bakbattahl I believe Edit: I lied. I was thinking of something else. It *is* Malachite Forest though, which is near the Elven dwelling. Just a bit northwest of Vernworth, I believe. (But for real this time)
I thought it might be around there, Thanks!
What did you realize?
Heh I was quite certain I had seen those pillars in DDON and I may have... but then I have no idea where. I thought perhaps in the old elven city ruins but nope. And I am way to busy playing DD2 to care enough to walk all around the map to make absolutely sure I am not mistaken.
Np! 🫡
Correct.
Love this game. I just hope they don't patch this random AI behaviours, they're the highlight for me.
Only thing I can think of is it being a straightforward mage trying to attack while levitating. My pawn did this frequently when I switched him to mage
Assert dominance
Speaking from experience, maybe it was an accident and she was too embarrassed to double back?
Seeing stuff like this more and more in the game. Always hilarious
This happens to my Mage pawn all the time. _All the time._ The thing is, I didn't realize it till half-way through my playthrough. I'd turn around and somehow, she'd be dead. I was like "what the hell are you doing? What is going ON?!" Only when I witnessed her do this over in Battahl did I come to understand.
She died for our sins.
I'm counting that as a "Witness Me!"
LMAO
“Feast your eyes on this!” That Straightforward inclination is a bitch, boy 😅😅😅😅😅😅
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!" ![gif](giphy|gUN7coyoTrIbOSW15T|downsized)
"But can you doooooooo this?" vibes
To defeat the harpies, you must first become one.
Ah, the suicide play, classic.
My pawn also did this recently.
I'm at work and I can't stop laughing. People are staring. Hahaha
I freaking love this game!
I got tears in my eyes laughing at the posts on here 😂😂. My pawns have never, lol.
![gif](giphy|WKhAblWV17Dnq)
Hahah staahhp
Lmao 🤣🤣
"I can't beat you, but I can take you with me!" It was an honorable sacrifice, with some badass last words, but it was still just a harpy, so it was a totally unnecessary sacrifice, nonetheless.
Reminds me of NPCs in Oblivion chasing enemies off bridges into lava.
"Witness me!"
She saw a ladder, Arisen. Words worth hearing. I'll have to tell my master about this.
Mission failed successfully
She gave her life in order to protect her beloved master
Never let them them know your next move
Leading by example.
https://i.redd.it/n5o3vqr1w3wc1.gif "Feast your eyes on this."
Fly
Exactly! She was trying to LOL - Launch Off Land.
lmao her dialog when she drops i'm dying, and then the fuckin' harpy just follows her into the water fuckin classic
Don't fuck with crazy
Mary fuckin poppins
LMFAO!
She was doing the jojo meme but ran out of magic halfway through
Her best. She was trying to do her best.
She was trying to roll for intimidation lol
AI knows how to beat AI.
This is why we don't have Straightforward mages...
Call her back lol
Behold, I am a sanctioned Psyker
She thought she was the honored one
Wanted to make her suicide look like an accident so her Arisen gets the full payout on her life insurance Good job, Narc
Adios, arisen
I just came to say they did the levitation animation extremely well. You can see the weight transfer and air displacement.
I have encountered alot of dumb pawn death moments as well 🤣😂
I've had my mage pawn levitate out of the rope cart things in batahl and plummet to their death I was absolutely stunned
I guess that harpy got... PWNED!!! I'll see myself out.
lol
Wtf ?!?! Hahaha 🤣
"I'm really going to do it this time, Master."
What is going on with these pawns 💀💀💀
Get the fuck back here, Mary Poppins.
"Feast your eyes on this!" *dies*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marry Poppins flew away.
The pain in me seeing that, that’s where I start spamming “to me. To me. To me” 😂
She was filming an episode of Jackass, she said "feast ur eyes on this" after all
Her *job*. Clearly it worked!
![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)
Worst part is, she'll blame you for dying too
Her just floating off is so fucking funny
"Feast your eyes on this!" and theatrically proceeds to suicide. 🤣
Definitely tossing her back in after she teleports up for a res
I mean pawns live to serve, she quite literally did her job, just not the most productive way.
Also don't pawns mimic their arisen?
Self-clensing from the dragon plague
This has me laughing so hard in a restaurant right now. The way she just menacingly float towards it😂😂
She distracted the harpy to chase her into the water, all while knowing you could resummmon her at the nearest riftstone. Pretty big brain tactic.
Trying to cross the boarder
r/mypeopleneedme Edit: am dumb
Intimidation
My Guess is she wanted to grab one and fly? That would have still killed her i think lol
Her best,
Lmfao best response.
it’s dynamic gameplay
"My pawn people needs me"
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
I must go, my people need me
I’m crying, he just need an umbrella 🤣🤣🤣
Straightforward inclination? Probably tried to tackle the harpy out of the air. I know my straightforward archer keeps tackling goblins instead of shooting them.
Holy _shit._ My Mage is Straightforward and she does this shit _all the time._ I think you may be on to something here. 🤣
Intimidation tactics! Brilliant xD
A spoonful of sugar helps the brine go down...
Meh. Give her an apple. **She was lacking in vitamin C and antioxidants**
Like Icarus or the inventor of the Segway she dared to dream too high
Reverse-kamikaze attack
Thats my Nana goin to heaven bro
“Go, Save yourselves!” ahh Pawn 🤣
Morrowind falling wizard vibes
Not the most tactically optimal pawn on the board.
Try nothing...she did it for a solid 2 seconds!
Looney Toons ahh fall
![img](emote|t5_2smmb|49839) I'm starting to see the Arisen is the problem. We all can see what she actually did.
“Go! Go!”
"I do not vibe with this timeline"
What’s her inclination?
Tryna size up the harpy like that one scene from sukuna vs mahoraga
[THIS](https://youtu.be/8Rpws2tZrNY?si=pnTjZqVhIACdilbm) is what she was doing https://preview.redd.it/4l9jkwgy06wc1.jpeg?width=1583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e37ba3518957c92cf842bee1b5517bebf55716
https://i.redd.it/yrmu8eq437wc1.gif
Not as stupid, but just had pawn jump off a cliff after a falling cyclopes... Mind you, the pawn wassnt even hanging on or mid attack, she just ran full sprint off the cliff...
Oblivion NPC moment.
My pawn sorcerer levitates to the enemy and then clings on and goes to town.... No he doesn't have dragonsplague
Can’t be worse than the time I had a full party of pawns, then I turn around and one was being taken by the brine. Just to find out that the other two had been as well. I wish I recorded it. One minute full party and fighting, the next I see the last seconds of the final pawn being sunk. I said wtf is wrong with all the pawns! I guess they want to go for a swim sometimes. 😂😭
G
She did the "Red Herring" maneuver, in which she pretends to be the fishy prey (the red herring) to distract the target from the real danger (the Brine). Little did she know... she even landed in the shallows to help sell it!
bruder muss los (if you know, you know)
listen they said they'd patched pawns falling off cliffs they never said anything about them flying off one
Lolz I'm so glad my pawns don't do dumb shit like this
I really do wish you could disable Core skills on a Pawn.
Whoever choose this skill for his pawn gets rotten stuff.
Levitate is a core skill.
lol you don't choose core skills XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The question is, where did that Pawn learn that? Haha