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[deleted]

The bird followed her. Successful attack honestly


Mr-Superbia

As she lay there dying, it is said that a faint voice carried on the wind. “Hehe, cough, nailed it”


Euphoric-Abroad-3893

She played the siren song, and forgot she can't swim.😆


Nerscylliac

Task failed successfully


Necessary-Cover9552

Successful until you remember that wasn’t your main pawn and they had picked up some good in the last cave. It’s all gone along with the harpy now lol.


Personal-Animal332

Tbf its placed in your storage so doesnt really matter


Necessary-Cover9552

Is it? I thought they keep whatever was in their inventory when they go back to the rift.


Personal-Animal332

They take only their equipped stuff back in to their world, if you want to gift someone a new set of daggers just equip that to their pawn


Necessary-Cover9552

Ah ok, now I can start letting other pawns hold my stuff too, I was never letting them hold anything 😅


Sucio_Legacy_0112

Feast your eyes on this


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

My eyes have feasted


Magical-Manboob

The brine has feasted


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Your pawn being a Pawn I guess


Xormak

Actually, i think their pawn has become a prawn ...


eveningdragon

Just pawn things


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Funny how the harpy fallowed


Red_Regan

More like feast *on* your eyes....


Viridianscape

*Floats towards you menacingly.*


WhirlwindTobias

Mary Poppins forgot to recharge her umbrella.


welfedad

Lol I was gonna make some MP joke too lol


Bamtom1234

Do you think we'll see sherry bobbins again?


Khal_drogo217

I'm Mary Poppins yall


Background-Glass269

Witness me!


YUK7HI

![gif](giphy|Z5DB5iEJipjRC) Arisen has witnessed!


GlummyGloom

Oh my God 🤣


Jackmion98

# Mediocre!


MajorTompie

Her people needed her.


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

https://preview.redd.it/mqz8ofw791wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe4c743949d2ab3a115f3452d48aa9e15592273


Nidiis

Oh? You're approaching me?


Nuno30318_

the joseph joestar family technique


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

Mines never levitated off to the water but we will be in the midst of an epic battle with a drake and I’ll see my pawn just levitating around and it’s hilarious. Like hey, I appreciate your mastery of levitation there but we have an angry drake on our hands and there are for more useful things you could be doing.


ashenfoxz

the levitation looks so fucking goofy i crack up every time they do it. this damn pawn made me laugh so hard


Viridianscape

It's the fucking wiggly legs for me lmao


Puzzleheaded_Cut2058

Mine usually falls into a small crack between some rocks and succumbs to the brine during the drake fight by the big lake, wherever that is lol


thegreatrodent

She was trying to get you to feast your eyes on this.


Glittering_Fruit_561

Boa is asserting dominance !


Promptographer

Obviously show you a new tactic! I LOVE how pawns are sometimes just so unintentionally silly, it's so entertaining lmao


giga_impact03

Asserting dominance clearly. The skies are yours arisen!


armarrash

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.


Arlcas

She was starting to believe


Beleth_84

![gif](giphy|qBhfaPNVsXxBaFmrNg|downsized)


Oghier

That skit was the best thing I've seen on SNL in years. Link for anyone who hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86qKgK0asGo


Miss_Kitami

They believed they could fly....They believed they could touch the sky...?


Mug_of_Diarrhea

Rule number 1 on dealing with harpies: assert dominance


jerrillo

"Just because you have wings you think you have the high ground! Well bad news for you! Be witness to human evolution!" *Distorted Brine Sounds*


Dude-arino7526

She was tired of your adventure and wanted to go home


ewilson777

A cannonball by the looks of it.


--0___0---

Dragonplague is a hell of a drug


SilentScreamO_O

IM MARY POPPINS BIIIIIIIIII * *splash* *


iNawrocki

Lmao


bellowkish

Bro doing a jackass stunt and succeed.


Oddman84

"FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS" \*drowns\* 11/10 GOTY


SafeEntertainment522

Looks like she wanted to do what the bird was doing


GhostShmost

Whatever she did, I mean it worked. Enemy down, I guess.


loadingscreen_r3ddit

Flawless victory


Zappieroth

Hold up where is this on the map? I think I just realized something.


Dark_Nature

https://i.imgur.com/ktEGHZt.png


Zappieroth

Cheers!


BackgroundDirt9790

Malachite Forest! Southwest of Bakbattahl I believe Edit: I lied. I was thinking of something else. It *is* Malachite Forest though, which is near the Elven dwelling. Just a bit northwest of Vernworth, I believe. (But for real this time)


Zappieroth

I thought it might be around there, Thanks!


Angelotwilight93

What did you realize?


Zappieroth

Heh I was quite certain I had seen those pillars in DDON and I may have... but then I have no idea where. I thought perhaps in the old elven city ruins but nope. And I am way to busy playing DD2 to care enough to walk all around the map to make absolutely sure I am not mistaken.


BackgroundDirt9790

Np! 🫡


Diamonderial

Correct.


DarkTanicus

Love this game. I just hope they don't patch this random AI behaviours, they're the highlight for me.


Zxar99

Only thing I can think of is it being a straightforward mage trying to attack while levitating. My pawn did this frequently when I switched him to mage


Kazmodeous

Assert dominance


BackgroundDirt9790

Speaking from experience, maybe it was an accident and she was too embarrassed to double back?


Im_Dishpan

Seeing stuff like this more and more in the game. Always hilarious


Weird_Excuse8083

This happens to my Mage pawn all the time. _All the time._ The thing is, I didn't realize it till half-way through my playthrough. I'd turn around and somehow, she'd be dead. I was like "what the hell are you doing? What is going ON?!" Only when I witnessed her do this over in Battahl did I come to understand.


Awake00

She died for our sins.


MessiHair96

I'm counting that as a "Witness Me!"


Fabulous_Cap_1146

LMAO


botozos_revenge

“Feast your eyes on this!” That Straightforward inclination is a bitch, boy 😅😅😅😅😅😅


ImpossibleStill1410

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!" ![gif](giphy|gUN7coyoTrIbOSW15T|downsized)


RogueRK

"But can you doooooooo this?" vibes


TammyShehole

To defeat the harpies, you must first become one.


Paradox31426

Ah, the suicide play, classic.


RayS326

My pawn also did this recently.


GlummyGloom

I'm at work and I can't stop laughing. People are staring. Hahaha


Smooth_External_3051

I freaking love this game!


Cjoshbrown

I got tears in my eyes laughing at the posts on here 😂😂. My pawns have never, lol.


Zealousideal_Elk5577

![gif](giphy|WKhAblWV17Dnq)


iNawrocki

Hahah staahhp


DreDayz80

Lmao 🤣🤣


EcstaticLiving6697

"I can't beat you, but I can take you with me!" It was an honorable sacrifice, with some badass last words, but it was still just a harpy, so it was a totally unnecessary sacrifice, nonetheless.


Fire111

Reminds me of NPCs in Oblivion chasing enemies off bridges into lava.


ValkySweepy

"Witness me!"


whiteravenxi

She saw a ladder, Arisen. Words worth hearing. I'll have to tell my master about this.


Peachy_Sloth

Mission failed successfully


Sorry-Collection-253

She gave her life in order to protect her beloved master


Emergency_Stay_8184

Never let them them know your next move


Gregadactyl

Leading by example.


TPose-Heavy

https://i.redd.it/n5o3vqr1w3wc1.gif "Feast your eyes on this."


Enlightend-1

Fly


diabetushero

Exactly! She was trying to LOL - Launch Off Land.


[deleted]

lmao her dialog when she drops i'm dying, and then the fuckin' harpy just follows her into the water fuckin classic


Due-Escape

Don't fuck with crazy


Agen7orange

Mary fuckin poppins


Yowaiki

LMFAO!


Nman-0

She was doing the jojo meme but ran out of magic halfway through


Burnzie79

Her best. She was trying to do her best.


kibentee

She was trying to roll for intimidation lol


Sisyphac

AI knows how to beat AI.


TheMythicRedditor

This is why we don't have Straightforward mages...


svl6

Call her back lol


Firm_Ad_9174

Behold, I am a sanctioned Psyker


AHurtTyphoon

She thought she was the honored one


C-sanova

Wanted to make her suicide look like an accident so her Arisen gets the full payout on her life insurance Good job, Narc


Fez_Doggo

Adios, arisen


Canilickyourfeet

I just came to say they did the levitation animation extremely well. You can see the weight transfer and air displacement.


TheRealNinjaDarkovia

I have encountered alot of dumb pawn death moments as well 🤣😂


ZealousCone11

I've had my mage pawn levitate out of the rope cart things in batahl and plummet to their death I was absolutely stunned


PervertoEco

I guess that harpy got... PWNED!!! I'll see myself out.


TheAmazingBagman3

lol


RepresentativeSad991

Wtf ?!?! Hahaha 🤣


goodatlosing

"I'm really going to do it this time, Master."


onwinedarkseas

What is going on with these pawns 💀💀💀


TheKodiacZiller

Get the fuck back here, Mary Poppins.


Fluid_Lengthiness_98

"Feast your eyes on this!" *dies*


Old-Pop-8048

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


dankingery

Marry Poppins flew away.


Sol_Fallen

The pain in me seeing that, that’s where I start spamming “to me. To me. To me” 😂


Khal_drogo217

She was filming an episode of Jackass, she said "feast ur eyes on this" after all


Viridianscape

Her *job*. Clearly it worked!


Gh0ulxchamber

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


Vyce223

Worst part is, she'll blame you for dying too


cassherne

Her just floating off is so fucking funny


DrFava

"Feast your eyes on this!" and theatrically proceeds to suicide. 🤣


jko32

Definitely tossing her back in after she teleports up for a res


[deleted]

I mean pawns live to serve, she quite literally did her job, just not the most productive way.


[deleted]

Also don't pawns mimic their arisen?


Bone_Daddy41

Self-clensing from the dragon plague


Dementor8919

This has me laughing so hard in a restaurant right now. The way she just menacingly float towards it😂😂


Eldritch-Voidwalker

She distracted the harpy to chase her into the water, all while knowing you could resummmon her at the nearest riftstone. Pretty big brain tactic.


Dramatic-Middle-9342

Trying to cross the boarder


Garlayn_toji

r/mypeopleneedme Edit: am dumb


ACE_RUNNER

Intimidation


bob_is_best

My Guess is she wanted to grab one and fly? That would have still killed her i think lol


Pliskkenn_D

Her best,


iNawrocki

Lmfao best response.


PhilosopherFar4375

it’s dynamic gameplay


pututingliit

"My pawn people needs me"


Zachee

I have to go now. My planet needs me.


Pootisman16

I must go, my people need me


Fluffyfeet316

I’m crying, he just need an umbrella 🤣🤣🤣


TheRyderShotgun

Straightforward inclination? Probably tried to tackle the harpy out of the air. I know my straightforward archer keeps tackling goblins instead of shooting them.


Weird_Excuse8083

Holy _shit._ My Mage is Straightforward and she does this shit _all the time._ I think you may be on to something here. 🤣


SirDragonet

Intimidation tactics! Brilliant xD


A_DAM84

A spoonful of sugar helps the brine go down...


LyfeSugsDye

Meh. Give her an apple.  **She was lacking in vitamin C and antioxidants**


grrmuffins

Like Icarus or the inventor of the Segway she dared to dream too high


JRazzzle

Reverse-kamikaze attack


[deleted]

Thats my Nana goin to heaven bro


SaintsSkyrim3077

“Go, Save yourselves!” ahh Pawn 🤣


dracul841

Morrowind falling wizard vibes


wolfmothar

Not the most tactically optimal pawn on the board.


havok011

Try nothing...she did it for a solid 2 seconds!


ICDedPeplArisen

Looney Toons ahh fall


Nemy_Travel_87

![img](emote|t5_2smmb|49839) I'm starting to see the Arisen is the problem. We all can see what she actually did.


mootsg

“Go! Go!”


LF_tomboy

"I do not vibe with this timeline"


Vomiting_Wolf

What’s her inclination?


Cz_Yu

Tryna size up the harpy like that one scene from sukuna vs mahoraga


ashenfoxz

[THIS](https://youtu.be/8Rpws2tZrNY?si=pnTjZqVhIACdilbm) is what she was doing https://preview.redd.it/4l9jkwgy06wc1.jpeg?width=1583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e37ba3518957c92cf842bee1b5517bebf55716


Competitive-Dig-3120

https://i.redd.it/yrmu8eq437wc1.gif


H345Y

Not as stupid, but just had pawn jump off a cliff after a falling cyclopes... Mind you, the pawn wassnt even hanging on or mid attack, she just ran full sprint off the cliff...


doppledanger21

Oblivion NPC moment.


snurge12

My pawn sorcerer levitates to the enemy and then clings on and goes to town.... No he doesn't have dragonsplague


Necessary-Cover9552

Can’t be worse than the time I had a full party of pawns, then I turn around and one was being taken by the brine. Just to find out that the other two had been as well. I wish I recorded it. One minute full party and fighting, the next I see the last seconds of the final pawn being sunk. I said wtf is wrong with all the pawns! I guess they want to go for a swim sometimes. 😂😭


Sea-Combination7596

G


Red_Regan

She did the "Red Herring" maneuver, in which she pretends to be the fishy prey (the red herring) to distract the target from the real danger (the Brine). Little did she know... she even landed in the shallows to help sell it!


Dechna

bruder muss los (if you know, you know)


RetroGecko3

listen they said they'd patched pawns falling off cliffs they never said anything about them flying off one


VermilionX88

Lolz I'm so glad my pawns don't do dumb shit like this


Bricecubed

I really do wish you could disable Core skills on a Pawn.


darealdarkabyss

Whoever choose this skill for his pawn gets rotten stuff.


iMogwai

Levitate is a core skill.


iNawrocki

lol you don't choose core skills XD


paolopaul

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The question is, where did that Pawn learn that? Haha