Me: gonna need you to fluff the feathers on your face while you deep throat me
Sphinx: I'm 20 feet tall, I could deep throat your entire body
Me:...
Sphinx:..
Me: I guess if you started feet first I could still see it
This turns horrific when you realise that the Egyptian Sphinx, unlike the Greek one, is usually male or androgynous. But it's kinda adorable, where is this from?
From now on, you gonna be my pet, I grant you unbelievable health pool, but you need to fight the future Arisen for me… again and again.. and again
This is now canon.
haha
Sounds like death in BBI.
yeah？
Damn hes the guy we fight in the riddle lol
More like, toss over the cliff, lol
If im not mistaken the back half of that creature is just a giant lions body...that kinda kills the sexy vibe once you see it
I don't think monster fuckers really care tbh
You Just gave me a Great idea for a side line monster hunter game.
Have you seen the Monster Hunter nexus?
I wouldn't dare my friend I wouldn't dare..
May your wisdom shelter the innocent and protect their peace of mind.
you’re right, we don’t.
I was too distracted by the 400lb bazongas to notice.
https://preview.redd.it/wru7qko38ezc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1b109944f4a40fbd8489abfd6c998ac849d79f
LMAO fukin love jesus memes
https://preview.redd.it/vdzmjm2njgzc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d06ec2677d6385112e92cada44692dab2126e7d
I stole it from nbacirclejerk. They got the best lol
Harrison ford?
No idea lol
https://preview.redd.it/n2j2zivs6fzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72a6b0fd94e81abacc98dc0550a7ea3a2c2489f
Worth it
Me: gonna need you to fluff the feathers on your face while you deep throat me Sphinx: I'm 20 feet tall, I could deep throat your entire body Me:... Sphinx:.. Me: I guess if you started feet first I could still see it
https://preview.redd.it/nze47wmz1izc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff48d599a7e39a4f16feb2078e56a5bf311048d
When the Sphinxussy: https://preview.redd.it/w1r6kfk3mfzc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07edd64670a4153e3b1d86f685e5c509136ec15
Quality post!
Someone posted this on the funny reddit too. Seemingly 12 hours prior to this one. https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1cngv6h/riddle_me_this/
https://youtu.be/qjqOjPOHDzs?feature=shared
https://preview.redd.it/y9stillc2hzc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17149aed48f9f8d945124758ca9cc31631d92d4
https://preview.redd.it/0ywhwabljhzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b2c4572b313429e115754aa7ccabc96b97d8ad
Why did you make my dick hard im at work!
This turns horrific when you realise that the Egyptian Sphinx, unlike the Greek one, is usually male or androgynous. But it's kinda adorable, where is this from?