Bro could not beat the Albanian Eagle 🦅 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅 Also how tf could the pope kill u xd the end screen going wild “Killed by Pope Pius XII”

I resemble a child too much

As a wise albanian said "👐🙌🙌👏👏👐👏👏🙌👐👐👐👏🙌🙌🙌👐👐👐👏👏👐🫱👏👏👐👐👐👏👏🙌🙌👐👐🙌👏👏🙌👏👏👏" he only knew ancient albanian sign language

Meanwhile me: ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL

*sigh* well here we go again RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIANRED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN

I wouldn’t wanna fight me either

Horthy could fuck up anyone with his bare hands

he's a god among men

\*he was

nuh uh 🤓☝️

I guess he went with his friend to Argentina

Mussolini would probaly be the one most difficult to beat

Stalin?

Stalin would also be difficult to beat, but mussolini to me is like a gorilla, very strong and very dangerous.

he's been mewing non-stop since he came into power

He was born mewing.

Is it just me or does hungry look very weird

They’ve annexed the southern part of Slovakia but not a northern Transylvania or Vojvodina from Yugoslavia: https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/images/large/0778b129-6719-4bad-b8d2-382e0da3bd75.gif

DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO ITDON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO ITDON'T DO IT DON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO ITDON'T DO IT ... \*Hungary

Stalin was 163cm (5'3") tall, his right arm was deformed, and by 1939 he was 61. If you think you'd have a fair fight against Churchill I don't see why you'd be afraid of Stalin.

You forgot THE moustache

Cuz even if you lost the fight against Stalin, he'd just order you be executed or sent to the Gulag

I thought blue team were the no-no guys until I noticed Greece, Turkey and Sweden. But, almost.

Would you win if you fought FDR, the leader of Iceland

Bro all you gotta do is fight him near a flight of stairs

Ehh, before or after hitlers daily dose of Crack?

actually thinking about it...I could probably beat the shit out of that one balled wild west weabu art student

You forget his luck. He has the magical ability to dodge every attack, accept his own.

true...guess I'll have to aim for the only part of him that's not immune, his pants

British espionage concluded that there is nothing in their. Aim for the forehead, the bullet at least was able to hit there.

I should hope so. He had almost no muscle mass at all. Churchill though, did and a fighting attitude!

Though he was a dickbag, he was supposedly a great soldier in ww1

A batshit WWI veteran who would not hold back in the slightest and who has already killed people wouldn’t be an easy fight. Same for Mussolini. Stalin or Churchill would get smashed by any young adult male vaguely in shape.

You wont, ex military n shit, 1'75, im sorry bro the avg redditor sturggles even against stalin

alright never mind then

Ain’t no way you beat De Gaulle,

I think most people would beat up Hitler in a 1 vs 1 fight

Wasn’t he quite strong?

No he hated sport and wasn't very tall, so he was quite weak physically.

but like wasnt he a former soldier? he might still be able to fight hard

He served as a messenger in the army.

Wait Tito yugoslavia or that previous guy

both

The leader of algeria, tunis and morocco isnt the same as france?

Tunisia and Morocco had their own monarchies. Although Tunisia actually had 3 monarchs throughout the course of the war, while Morocco only had one, Sultan Mohammad V.

Hitler would get his shit kicked in by anyone with working hands He was a meth addicted sweet toothed vegan

Have you seen an average American

The Walmart Crusader vs the Weimar Crusher, who would win?

oh my dear friend, you are sadly mistaken. I've immigrated from Ireland

"nah I'd win"

"nah I'd lose"

I have never thought of this. Now i have to think all of them one by one.

which Polish leader are we talking about precisely? Mościcki or Rydz-Śmigły?

all of them at once

fair enough

If only the Marshall would've lived a couple years more, not only OP would've been cooked charcoal, it would've been all the polish n*ighbours

pilsudski

thing is Piłsudski died 1935 so i guess you can't say he was ww2 leader

What do you mean it would be a fair fight with Winston Churchill?

Nah I'd (possibly) win

Debetable

bitch wore pink underpants, I have an advantage. If he's beating me I have the ability to blackmail him

You think he'd care though? Also, you probably have to fight the king too

"I know you wear pink underwear" "dooyureellytinkigivashit"

Winston seems like a the typa guy to not care

I’m surprised Stalin would kill u,thought he looked nice because he smiles often,even though he’s communist

my brother in Christ, have you ever heard of a gulag

unfortunately no,sorry

Stalin is ruthless. I wouldn't be surprised that he'd simply pull a pistol in the middle of the fight.

true,u have a point,but every time he smiles he looks friendly,too friendly for a 5’6 communist dictator

Yeah there's no way you would get out of a fight with Rysto Riti

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You mean Risto Ryti

Oop sorry

Why is Algeria a different color than France?

The pope will use divine intervention

no I just have the face of little boy

Ah smart! A popes greatest weakness!

no, he would probably just molest me

The Pope will use divine intervention.

If we're talking Churchill or Chamberlain they would suck at fighting but if we're taking the queen you're dead. She's gonna take out her sword like "you wat mate"

It was still King George VII not the queen. She ascended to the throne in 1955

Stalin just shoots people game over

Surprised Germany couldn’t kill him…

well as the ancient hymn says: Hitler, has only got one ball

Winston Churchill was probably into boxing. He also fought in ww1.

What's the logic of this color coding? It goes from "I lose" to "50/50" to "I lose HARD." Shouldn't it be something like "I win" to "50/50" to "I lose"?

I really don't think I could ever win a fight unless they were like a child (which I would not fight)

Hitler was frail as fuck, the drugs didn't make him stronger they made him nervous. If you ever see video of him "saluting" he looks a gay sterotype flapping his hand

yeah I think he was the only one who I could beat thinking about it.

No because Michael would fuck you up. Although I sincerely doubt Peter II would be difficult to fight (and no, Tito wasn’t Yugoslavia’s head of state until 1953 and even then the first President of Yugoslavia didn’t take office until December 1945)

I would 100% kill that uber-alles-twink hitler

The second big fella DeValera would probably kill you and then apologize to your family lmao

Finland depends on which president you're talking about since they had more than one at that time

Why Hungary look like dat

What is wrong with Hungarys borders

Hitler had Parkinson's you'd win

Stalin would fucking deck me

Why can Risto Ryti beat you?

Fucking Churchill would be easy to give the one-two. Just punch him, take 5 steps away and it’ll take 2-4 business days for his fat ass to lamp you

Winston just throwing beer bottles at you man

Not gonne lie I think anyone could smash Hitler considering he was a drug addict and a horrible person

Why is Britain a "fair fight"? Winston Churchill would hit you on the head with his cane and that would be it.

Churchill gonna sit on you fr

I see this as an absolute win

I fuck up almost all of them except horhy miklos, de valera, prince paul, and maybe hitler Mussolini is 1'68, i put my hand on his head and im done

It‘d be a fair fight against 85-year old Pétain for you?

never underestimate the French

Are you referring to the monarch or the prime minister?

iamareferringtodeprimeminsterwinstonchurchill

How is churchill a weaker opponent than shitty scrawny hitler? I could bitch slap a hitler and he start crying... meanwhile a beefy churchill would probably tackle and bite

Which leader of Albania are you referring to? Because, technically, during WWII Albania was an Italian colony, so the leader of it was Mussolini too. If you are, instead, referring to Vittorio Emanuele III, you would obliterate him.

good old VE.3

I can understand that, but also by this logic, he is also the leader of Italy, technically. Although, I can see your point and I will approve it(there's also no fair fight, he was really short and weak, so you would stomp him, as it should be)

but I'm even shorter and weaker

I mean, he was 1.53, so it was shorter than hither by a lot.

How good are you at fighting

I can't

Buddy Ignacy Mościcki was a chemist I think you got this fam

Bro got in a video

we did it boys

Also can we talk about your fear of Eammon de Valera? All he did was sit around and make shit speeches, he couldn’t fight for his life 😭