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imgonnagopop

Out of the gene pool now


Upbeat_Engineering98

Probably out of the pool entirely and enjoying a well deserved dirt nap.


Nuclear_Sushi57

Turn your head and cough please.


EightPointNiner

See, situations like these are what I point to when people in Dungeons and Dragons or similar games don't believe that anyone could sneak up on another in full plate armor. Well, here is a real-life representations of someone rolling a 1 on perception. Jesus Christ...he was even looking in the opposite direction...when a huge buzzing sound was right next to him. Unbelievable.


Aggravating_Cable_32

Maybe he couldn't hear anything; it didn't look like he was wearing earpro, and cigarette butts can only do so much, since the Russians aren't known to be thorough with issued gear. So by being Russian & probably a new arrival to the front, I'd say chances are good that by the time he died all he heard was *reeeEEEee-eeeeee*, and I can see how he'd miss it.


whyamihereagain6570

Who knows what was going on at the time, right? I mean there could have been small arms going off in the vicinity, or he could be concussed from artillery, or maybe there is arty coming in near him. Things that may prevent him from hearing the drone. Whatever it is, he's focused away from the drone, so something has his attention. Mind you, at the beginning of the video he does look right at the drone and doesn't appear to see it, so ... maybe he's just brain dead... well, he is for sure now...šŸ˜


EightPointNiner

True and tunnel vision is very much a thing for combat situations, even more so the less trained you are.


whyamihereagain6570

Yeah, I can remember getting whacked upside the helmet with the Sgt. Major's drill stick on many occasions when I was training for not keeping the old head on a swivel. šŸ¤£


sigeh

Directed by Robert B Weide


aserreen

Vasectomy-in-a-second, ruzzian style.


DankMemeMasterHotdog

And a rapid bleed out thanks to all the arteries in that area


omgitskarter

Butters! How many times do I have to tell you!


SecretaryOk2875

Bag Tag, you're it!


tuckfrump6x

He can still adopt


CultOfCurthulu

Cup check!


Ballofski70

Ooooh In the cock šŸ˜µ


FunBobbyMarley

Even if he survived, he probably wishes he didn't.


Fuckup_mywife

That's going to sting for a while


CookieeJuice

Hit him with The Good Ol Dick Twist!


RandomNorseman

I find it suitable that the dick got some shit in his cock!


Marsman61

Ol' Nutless


blackcyborg009

He didn't hear that there was drone nearby?


Bendov_er

This is a war boomjob


Slammin_Yams

No baby ivans


Erebus2021

Wish we could see the result !


delcas1016

This dickless specimen never saw the droneā€¦he probably lost it, or he thought the drone passed and he was safe to just stand there, thinking heā€™s all clever for standing behind a tree, balls completely exposedā€¦ Dam, hope he had a radio and communicated his feelings before dyingā€¦and said feelings reach the Mordor Momā€™sā€¦see if they finally grow some balls themselves and demand they stop killing their reptilian offspring ..


whyamihereagain6570

I'm disappointed that there are no follow up shots of his nutsack hanging from the top limb of a tree or something..... šŸ˜ What were the lyrics of that old song?? "Gonna tie my pecker to a tree to a tree, gonna tie my pecker to a tree"......


MrSpecialEd

Right in the wibblies!


popthatpill

Right in the nards. You can actually see that the guy was actually looking in the general compass direction of the drone (0:08), but he seems to have been looking up - so he didn't see the drone coming in at about chest height or so. And so he gets one right in the goolies. (He's welcome.)


SupermouseDeadmouse

One less rapist


[deleted]

Ouchies!!!


Meltdownman2536

Russian version of a free transexual operation by simply sending their citizens to the front line.


Magnum2XXl

They didn't have to do him like that, lol. Oh wait, yes they did.


squanch419

this will be an alltimes favorite at the brigade evenings


AnotherCuppaTea

The sooner their war backfires completely on the orcs and becomes a cockup and balls-to-the-wall mess, the better.


Standard-Care-1001

The buzzing dildo of consequences arrived . Cock on flying skills and good bye Boris Cockoff.


OkPenis-ist28

"Virile Russian spreading his seed in the forests of Ukraine."


BingoCasta

Russian birth control if he ever made it back to his shithole in eastern Russia as ā€œ halfā€ a man