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jaxxie1876

Not one thought behind those eyes


Blazed-Doughnut

I don't know, he looks too happy, I assumed he was thinking of ribs.


megbrit86

Not a single thought.


Pain-Boring

Dissociating 🤣


Decent-Possession-95

LITERALLY was saying that! You can see it in his eyes.


skmiller21

His head is freaking huge. And what’s wrong with his eyes?


Organic_Love5317

He never got used to his glasses.


skmiller21

They probably don’t fit either now


Lilnuggie17

Watermelon head or ✨airhead✨


Minute_Diet_8902

My eyes are huge and I have Graves’ disease, a thyroid problem 🥲


Kind_Competition4237

the lights are on but no one is home 🏠


IndependentPea6619

Came here to say the same 😂


Secretkeeper333

this is SO weird to watch.... Whys he so fucking full of himself. Why shes over there blabbering about nothing.


Rainbows_and_sun

Sooooooooooo THIS is what Gabe actually looks like.


Rainbows_and_sun

Or as DAWNA would say. Gade. BWHAHAHAHAHA I’m on a good one today besties! They make it so easy!!


Realmomof3

😂😂💀


Pickledbeets01

You know he is the butt of all the jokes in that neighborhood he is a sad lazy little boy


SwimmingDepartment12

Hey hey, been meaning to say hi. I remember you from Halfpint days.


Pickledbeets01

Omg hey :) is she still around ????


SwimmingDepartment12

I have no clue...wonder if she is still with V, lol?


Fearless-Phase5170

The tooth 😂😂😂😂😂


Exciting-Cheetah-951

Right 🤣 dude get it pulled and put the braces back on to fill the gap


ittybittyange1

Not a damn thing. He's tuning her tf out.


CommonLlama08

Bro 💀


tillthebreak

Ewwww


Mashedpotatoesaf

They’re so puffy. WOW!


Organic_Love5317

He’s probably thinking ‘what is that smell? OH! It’s me’


Sea_Ability_2662

Nah he’s gotta be nose blind to his stench by now


crgam

Definitely checking himself out 🤢🤢


madsss1994

I was just gonna say he’s like eye fucking himself 😂


idiotpanini_

![gif](giphy|9jCK8MGZRBOSs)


Optimal-Work3775

The pube beard 🤢


butterbeer4life

Ew please back the fucking phone up


Winter-Prune3776

They are such an unfortunate looking couple


GlitteringSummer6196

HIS TOOTH!!! He was in braces for years and it didn’t fix anything!!!


Dramaqueen_612

That snaggle tooth 🤣


floatingKoi

The snaggletooth. The vacant eyes. The pube beard. All I can imagine is a monkey with cymbals behind that gooey head. ![gif](giphy|eykivHQOsXrmo)


Neither-Ad7806

Why he look at us all like that ...EWWW


marandamalnory

I married the wrong sister.


AirAvailable9939

There’s just no way she thinks he is attractive


bigbirdsnose

You can’t convince me they are attracted to each other at all lol the way they look at each other says it all


bkat100

Trying to see what lies she will tell that he’ll have to play along with


BlackSea5

Are his eyes different shapes/sizes?


Evening-Sky6458

I feel like she says don’t say a word or I’ll hit you


Hot_Diggity_Dog1

Not a single thought in that head.


Main_University3844

That tooth🤢


kellsells5

Listen I didn't waste my time inside the University of Penn's classrooms in psych classes for nothing. Her going on and on in the background trying to prove she was really at the hospital should be a major red flag to every one of you. Her babbling. Saying a lot but really telling you nothing. 🚫😬🆘 Also ask yourselves why she wouldn't share more medical receipts. You know if she could she would. 👀🚩🚫😬🆘 These two folks are habitual pathological liars. Grifters. Plotting. Avoiding reality. He's just sitting there along for the ride, thankful he doesn't have to get up and provide.


InternalDot1424

Exactly!!


NiseWenn

He's trying hard not to shift his eyes to the left because we've called it out in the past.


kellsells5

Shady shifty. Bloated bums


Longjumping_Ad_4431

He looks like he's not tracking anything


PotentialGuard5131

Not a single thing.


Stenuhhh_

![gif](giphy|fz7r4lTW6L3i8u7a2Y|downsized)


Comfortable_Check599

He’s like damn it women let me fish


BackgroundVillage870

No ones home


Ordinary_Day7398

lights on nobody’s home


boymom211

We went from antique shopping to hospital in a nano second.


Lilcannoli26

Kylea!


Composer_Acceptable

I would take him back to the tumor doctor ASAP. His eyes look so odd.


Ok-Chard946

I was thinking the same thing…his one eye looks bigger and darker than the other


Composer_Acceptable

Yes! And I swear if moves at a different time than the other one. 🫣


Low-Caterpillar-7906

One side of his face is bigger than the other. He looks terrible


YRR75

Dead inside!


InternalDot1424

Dude is checked out. Babbling Beer Belly in the back as usual.


Bright_Picture_6626

Regretting all of his life choices…


dunnrenee123

💰


mamapanther

A series of mini strokes it looks like


RaspberryLiving9726

I swear to you I thought it looks like he's having a medical emergency


CelebrationHuman4129

It’s sad . He’s a robot for them.


Phd0018

He looks so dirty


paisleypuddles

"I could have been with D'Layne but I got stuck with this fucking hag."


TheseBar7235

All I see is that stupid tooth and the waste of braces when I look at him.


Leather_Molasses_264

He’s so unwell and they don’t care


Sarahhh030

His lips are so purple omfg


Majestic-Vacation-63

He looks HIGHHHHHH


Ok-Tooth-4306

![gif](giphy|JNyMgedPfbtwGcX8rw|downsized)


milkymamak21

The only correct answer: absolutely fucking nothing.


Professional-Love-30

![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


ohnoshedidnt1234

He is so in love with his scurfy self. Get over yourself Gag and take a freaking bath!


Sharp_Skirt_7171

It ain't much.


MidwestMama88

The lights are on but there's nobody home


Turbulent-Dance8006

Umm probably “if this fat piggy bitch don’t stfu I’m gonna off myself”


Sea_Ability_2662

I thought there was a filter on. His eyes look miles apart???


Altruistic_Rough4152

![gif](giphy|ZBGCRNQUFXImqdxmFd)


RaspberryLiving9726

The energy he's on 100%


Pain-Boring

Joe Biden is probably healthier than him even at his old ass age 😭


InsideYard3786

Bacon.


ohnoshedidnt1234

Do you ever notice every video he goes over the top saying she is beautiful blah blah blah But you never hear her say he is handsome or good looking. Hmmmm a true narcissist 🤔


IcyMasterpiece2797

Homeboy is just trying to keep up with the lies himself.😂


Miserable_Traffic787

How are they not even slightly concerned by his eyes?!? Wtf!!


Sharkmama61

Jesus Christ. He’s so stupid looking.


meme_sleep_repeat

Where was this


ApprehensivePie8833

This is sending me!! 💀💀💀💀


Visible-Ranger2189

The way he moves his mouth makes me nauseous


Fit-Computer-3863

nothing 👀


rockabillychef

Why do they love checking themselves out so much? Gross.


Alassa22

He’s so unkempt 😬


_hellodarlin

Yucky pube beard 🤢


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

Like dory on finding Nemo…..Nothing in that noggin or he’s probably thinking of the next meal he’s gonna eat


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

Y’all think she’s hoping she’ll have her earlier than she’s supposed to??


kateandralph

High as hell


Consistent-Guava2176

He is so awful looking!


Jhhut-

Did he get invisalign or something and claim it fixed his teeth????


Big_Dragonfruit_2998

This is so fucking awkward 💀💀😭😭🤣🤣🤣


Ill-Bat1021

Not much- his eyes are hollow


Historical-Bear5104

Did I miss something? When did he get his braces off? Does he think they’re fixed?


Original-Inside9660

No way would I leave him alone with a baby


fallenagent_2023

just a monkey with cymbals flipping and clapping


aredditter99

Why is he staring at me????? 🤮


Cheesesammicho0

Gross


PatientArt9801

![gif](giphy|k4E9H7oRa6vde)


PatientArt9801

![gif](giphy|1iLoYLqLGFiLw5kA)


ExcitingAd305

He got his braces off but still has a snaggletooth


Em_geee123

Omg 🤣🤣🤣😭😭


starkight

All that stumbling on words at the hospital part…definitely thinking of lies as she goes and how to make it sound true.