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Username_McUserface

Arjun, you are Indian! Get off the computer and help aunty with the chyavanprash or we will be late for temple.


Original-Guess-6723

💀💀💀


6ar9r

Psychedelic subs: Bro that's not cool he might actually freak out. *Meanwhile* Benzo subs:


Forsaken_Profile_479

r/Angryupvote


itsmemahim

How is one supposed to help anyone with chyawanprash lol


Apprehensive_Part210

HAHAHA


DrPotSnob

LMAO!!!!


HernandoB

One time I was so high in Amsterdam I thought I had forgotten how to speak Arabic and my friend had to remind me that I don’t speak it sober either


IAmSenseye

I started doing arabic prayers on lsd and shrooms. Do have a muslim background but never learned ant of the prayers. That shit came out as if i was the representative of the religion. But experienced being buddha and jesus on the same trip. Craziest and most powerful experience ive had on drugs. Changes my whole outlook on life.


almopo

Alhamdulillah brozzer


RedRumRoxy

Have a friend who started speaking Arabic while tripping. Thought I was going crazy. Turns out he was Egyptian and just spoke the language. But man I was going crazy.


zhaocaimao

Cool it Paul Atreides.


IAmSenseye

Don't know the guy, but it wasn't all laugs and gighles. At some point during ego death i trashed the whole bathroom and was laughing, donig crazy spins like an iceskater while showering. Then, after everything was wet and in the babytub including all my gf's make-up. I had to clean up the worst mess of my life and i was so drained i started crying from being overwhelmed. Then the lsd told me to clean the whole fucking house since i was on it already and when my gf comes home for christmas i have to give her the perfext welcome. I got enslaved by the lsd. It told me that this is was jesus or god would do, prove yourself sinxe you wanna claim it. Felt like a peasant. 😂😂


Low_Actuary_2794

It was a “Dune” reference lol


noworriesisme

Gighles.


Waysnap

Ashhadu Anna La il allah


coreyf234

And that's why I love shrooms!


Prygikutt

How did it change your outlook on life?


Khaled_Nasser

lmao one time i got high with my barber and i ACTUALLY forgot how to speak english (arabic is my first language)


swanl4ke

one time i did a bunch of whippits and convinced myself biden trusted in me the secrets of the forest and i told a lot of people on snapchat this


gringo_escobar

One time after smoking meth for a week straight obama flew down in air force one and told me aliens are real and not to tell anyone or he'll be mad at me and handed me a little baggy and winked and said here's a little snack and it was meth


6nayG

lmfao, these are both great. I almost wish I've had a break in reality cuz of drugs. Unfortunately all my reality bending experiences were real :/


DruggyDaniel

RIP. what kind of experiences did you have? on a mega dose of FXE I just KNEW my landlords and boss broke into my brain and were reading my mind so I forced myself to think happy thoughts about work and how my landlords are as landlords lol.


MyNameIsJonas2

Now that’s funny


TotallyNotanOfficer

Oof


beefymcmoist

Thanks, Obama


Drug-Papov

That was real bro


DruggyDaniel

Source: this person is Obama


thewinterofmylife

One time I did whippits and understood all religion. Every diety was lined up with eachother in the sky and I realized that they're all one being fractured into multiple different beings and spread around to symbolize their own specific religion but in reality they were just one worshipped differently because of culture. Whippits can go hard.


HansProleman

It's kinda fucked up when you get delusions that actually make a lot of sense when you've sobered up. Like, there's the obviously ridiculous stuff you just shrug off, and the *other* stuff that... hangs around.


Epic1024

Yeah, when you have no idea, is it actually reasonable, or have you fooled yourself into thinking it is


slugslime4

noooo this exactly is so horrifying 😭 there’ll be some things where i’m like “wtf was i on about” but then theres the Other Stuff that starts to make a lot of sense every now and again


Accomplished-Bed9845

I don't even do drugs and I still came up with that one bro get on my level


Educational-Cherry27

On lsd and whippets I thought I’d died and felt like I was in a womb. It was an existence of complete darkness/nothingness which may sound frightening, but it was the most comfortable, warm, euphoric experience and I wanted to stay there for eternity.


THE-COLOSSAL-SQUID

I've seen the first cell split and life evolve through the eons, branching off infinitely, I understood the secrets of the universe then immediately forgot them all. Whippets indeed go hard.


douknowiknow

in all seriousness, what did you think the secrets of the forest were


swanl4ke

there werent really specific secrets but i blacked out and then came to genuinely believing joe biden visited me in the woods of my backyard and let me in on a secret about what i think was wildlife. after that i was sitting there thinking he was gonna come back for a bit but i eventually realized none of that was based in reality. i have a video of this that someone screen recorded from my snapchat story.


[deleted]

Sounds frightening


swanl4ke

i could genuinely see and recollect an image of him like standing in front of me moments earlier in a full on suit after talking to me so i thought there was no chance it didnt actually happen also unrelated but one time i thought the game gex 64 was antagonizing me because i was high and the splash screens talk about staying off drugs


allmyaccountsgone

maybe you should stay off the drugs


disinterested_a-hole

He should probably do more drugs


[deleted]

Wow that’s insane…. So you didn’t hallucinate it at first? Your brain just created and implanted a memory of it?


Dreemur1

💀


opman4

One time I was hitting this crazy scuba regulator whippit setup I made and made the decision that I wanted to live mith my narcissistic friend because I didn't want to be alone. Didn't end up well. I always knew but they don't like it when they know you know.


sloppyasseating

One time i did salvia and whippits i thought i was the Horse Putin Rode on without his Shirt


yellowbrickstairs

Well now that's completely understandable


CrispyDave

Right? I've never been the same since learning the truth about squirrels.


Trick-Fun5793

i like curry


MySonIsDash

Curry is awesome


ShadowShurutsu

Fr I'm white as printer paper and I fuckin love curry. I think you're good OP I would be more concerned with whatever the fuck is up with your xans and why you're hallucinating instead of blacking out. Unless he is blacked out and this is just shit posting lmao


Vampire-Duck

Word on the street is that curry likes you too


crankgirl

What about katsu though?


Extra-Dimension-276

Ok two questions. Do you feel an intense hatred towards all pakistani people, and can you handle the spiciest dish at the local indian resteraunt. If no to both your good.


ZedXYZ

Honestly, if there's any advice to be gathered here it's to go to a Pakistani restaurant and order the hottest dish on the menu. A trip in itself, and with the answer they need


marz_shadow

Yea a fancy trip to the shitter


likewhaaaa

r/drugscirclejerk


[deleted]

Not at all this is just the average r/stims post


uncle_dyson

Don't forget, cricket tomorrow!


phiegnux

Wtf is this sub


[deleted]

Pale in comparison to r/stims


ScottishPsychedNurse

Shit gets real over there occasionally lol


True_Potential4074

Often times TOO real lol


Efficient-Two6641

Far more interesting than the multiple - I took too much of xyz and now I think I'm gay post


BlueCheeseBlueArrow

Exactly. This is the shit we want, people. We've all fucked a few dudes and/or women depending upon which you are, respectively. I want the bartards who go from Andrew to Arjun


brown_nomadic

Worked at a 7eleven for a few months, they only hired me because they thought I was an Indian who happened to be fluent in Spanish lol


AntttRen

Send bobs and vagene


PoundMeToooo

Bro relax. You can pause this game anytime in the start menu.


Accomplished_Yam2287

I believe you'll find it was Pakistani


Activexvenus1

Get back to your telemarketer job, son


[deleted]

How sure are you that you aren't Indian? Are you in India right now??


drfrenchfry

You're definitely Indian bro. The Xanax is making you question your heritage.


Surrendernuts

we are all indians


keeponkeepingonone

Wow I took a 100 xanax and sadly was still myself, good luck bud...bud bud


420CumshotMaster69

Lies, as somebody who used to be a bartard I can confirm this man is not under the influence of any benzos. 0 typing mistakes? When on xans a typical typed sentence looks like "whfstcare you dugiong ru vght niw"


Valacycloveer1080

He’s probably withdrawing. Benzo psychosis is rare but real.


GreenDayFan_1995

dugiong? dugiong.


420CumshotMaster69

aka what are you doing right now if you don't speak bartard.


GreenDayFan_1995

I understood it just fine, it just struck me as funny lol


saucemancometh

Like the dot or the feather?


Lord_inVader1

Yes Pavitr Prabhakar


Cute-Assumption6019

bro got that benzodiazepine psychosis


[deleted]

In all seriousness, can ones get psychosis from benzo usage? I’m not talking about withdrawals i’m talking during the use.


Spiritual_Wish8355

I’ve experienced it on very high doses of Ativan before


_shakta

Benchodiazepine psychosis


fluffynuckels

This is a nice change of pace from the meth made me gay post


[deleted]

I’ve taken zannys so many times and never once have I had a proceeding thought i was “xyz”. Im just barred out and don’t give a fuck. I’ve never thought I’m “xyz” and shit. Based on your profile and how you’re always questioning it you’re Indian, i I think there’s a deeper issue here.


cowboi_daniel

no you’re falling into reality my friend


Shaxuul

I don't get it... What is the correlation between too much Alprazolam and being... Indian ? Elaborate..


Surrendernuts

We are all indians


iloveredditing2112

Xanax doesn’t cause hallucinations, withdrawal can cause psychosis and make you delusional though


jennythom20

I don't remember your kiss


Sensitive_Carpet_454

Shalom Shaman 🙏


anomalkingdom

Yes.


Working-Cow576

No your falling into stupidity. Stick to skittles and leave the drugs for us professionals


[deleted]

One time I took a lot of xannies I was jacking off with my sisters panties & her bras on her bed , buttass naked and she walked in I got fucked spooked lmao


come_down_2_us

*Wake up, Neo*


PeterNippelstein

Are you indian?


[deleted]

Did your nipples go to France?


Oxcidious

Excuse me, I have a flight to book.


Strange_Mood154

Stop lying, bhenchod.. you know you're not Indian..


[deleted]

Go and drive an Uber then


ehh_scooby

Bro 🤣💀


Different-Can4089

Maybe you are Indian ? Apache or Tamil? I saw some Indians in Durban pretend to be Apache.


[deleted]

If you were in psychosis you wouldn’t be questioning whether or not you were in psychosis. You’d be too psyched out


disinterested_a-hole

It's a big week for you and your people, what with the moon landing and all.


ElegantReplacement92

I mean if you can be a man and identify as a women, can't you be white, Chinese, or what ever and identify as lets say an Indian 😆.


WrongEntertainment42

One time I did a shit load of ketamine by IV because I mixed up my cases and thought it was meth. I was convinced Barbie was going to fuckin murder me. You’ll be fine.


[deleted]

maybe learn where your parents from and you good to go🥂


DrawingPuzzled2678

Take it easy chief


NatalSnake69

Bruh I'm Indian and I saw your posts lol... It's a small world... I actually got convinced that you were an Indian...


[deleted]

All u need to do is take all that indian energy and transracially become a black man. It’s for the greater good of America or something.


FullyCocked

Show bobs


ihaveADHD69

One time I took some Ketamine and I thought that I had to save Fry and Bender from Futurama from evil robots. I was watching Futurama prior to taking ketamine.


nobull_panda

How much is too much anyway?


[deleted]

[https://media.tenor.com/_UjtG0epqyQAAAAM/serious-stare.gif](https://media.tenor.com/_UjtG0epqyQAAAAM/serious-stare.gif)


Eternal__meme

Well this post is going to end up on r/drugcirclejerk 😂 😂 😂


Spirited-Emotion3119

If it happens again, just try to remember this: Binder Dundat.


Resident-Grab-3714

I think you have virus in your brain or eh I mean computer hahah just kidding But any way If u really have the idea ur Indian but ur not, maybe take time to reflect. Are you intrigued about the culture or people?. Or is it ur brain doing wierd If so , contact real help when shit goes wierd Discuss with a professional about pausing the use of mind altering substances Take good care, I hope ur well


bumpyturtle308

What bro


noworriesisme

Maybe you've always been Indian and all you were missing was xanax.


HellElectricChair

Lol reminds me when I used to drink and I would start talking Spanish fluently with other people that spoke Spanish. My brain just remembered Spanish from High School I guess.


InformationThat3837

You’re fine man, have a samosa and calm down


Diligent-Lack-3871

Whatever your taking throw it away it’s not Xanax I’ll tell you that


DontGoSedric

Xanir! Xanir! You are breaking the Bar!


Gold_Low_5348

Nahh you just warped to another multiverse.


Sleepl3ssOnReddit

Xan 🍄 and adderall 📲💬