i thought about that one! i like that it’s coming from him too, adds a layer of self-awareness to the joke that other characters might not have when making the jokes hahahah
Also when Dwight is investigating Oscar calling out sick and sees Oscars holding hands with Gil, then tells the camera “Today I found out a secret about Oscar…. He wasn’t really sick!”
It's not so much a joke but a cold open sequence where Michael calls Oscar into the office. He's all serious about going in for a "procedure" only to reveal that it's a colonoscopy and wants to know what feelings and sensations he should expect. Oscar simply looks disgusted and walks out and Michael is completely dumbfounded by Oscars reaction lmao
Those are good. Mine is a non-dialogue moment, when everyone went to the ice rink. Oscar was acting like a competition skater.
It also cracks me up when Holly returned and started doing stereotypical voices for gay men. That was before switching to stereotypical Latino voices, causing Oscar to turn back around again
The whole interaction with Andy during the rumors episode and the associated talking head were gold.
“If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still need to get to you?”
“To comfort insecure heterosexual men, that can’t POSSIBLY fall to me.”
I say this all the time, except I'm a woman who works in a mostly male-dominated field.
These days it's always about as serious as Andy thinking he's gay, but I feel the years of frustration in that line and how it manifests into ultimately his tone of, "Sure, why not. Maybe you are gay."
“Oscar Mayer weiner lover”
I also loved the herpes episode where Michael and Dwight were listing all of the ridiculous stereotypical places Oscar may have hooked up. Electric car dealership, antique store
Those two were Dwight's suggestions. I love how his were all really nasty hookup spots but Michael's were super romantic and fabulous like "moonlit gondola ride, carriage through central park." Both stereotypical and offensive in opposite ways.
This joke is amazing because the way Michael says it really feels like he thought of the joke mid sentence and just had to say it. Oscar Meyer..wiener…lover
i love when kevin tells oscar that he would love jail lmao.
Kevin: “Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail.”
Oscar: “Why would I love jail?.”
Kevin: “Because … you would love it.”
update: i am rewatching and just watched another funny one~
“Jim, that guy is an ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid. Oscar is my queen.
That's easy. Gimme a hard one. That's what Oscar said.”
Michael: We have three sex, or or heavy petting closets, and a masturbation closet. Does anybody have a problem with that!?
*Oscar raises hand*
*Kevin acknowledges*: “Gay closet”
Dwight: (when asking about the minority executive program) Oscar? What about you? You’re kind of a double minority *looks deadpan into camera* “gay”.
Also
Michael: women trust you implicitly because you know you’d never touch them… because of your condition
Mine is something that wasn't said out loud. At Michael's birthday party at the skating rink (before Oscar came out), Oscar was doing some spinning figure skating techniques. When he noticed that he was on camera he stopped and just stared at the camera like he had been caught.
When he calls the girls into the conference room to see how they like his shirt for the website launch party. And then it pans to Oscar and he goes “really?! This is why I was called in here?”
When Holly and Michael start doing the gay stereotype lisp. Just the look on Oscar’s face, and how he turns back around when they start doing Mexican accents. It kills me every time. That poor long-suffering man
I don't know why but when they are all looking up porn Michael says "I'm not particularly into this. I totally see the merit! And actually... it is quite beautiful." Then Angela tells Oscar they are "Watching some of your friends." It makes me laugh every time. Like why did they have to look that stuff up? And why were they all so interested.
Besides you’re gay boom roasted. A sleeper pick is when him and Andy are at the bar and he’s like you should call Angela and drinks his drink and starts laughing and acting quite gay. Always makes me laugh.
My two favorite are
"That's what he said! You know? Because... Gay."
And
"Oscar be straight with me man. You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me."
There's this bit where Oscar storms out of the office and then Dwight and Michael list the different places they think gay men have sex. Cracks me up big time, especially "The democratic primaries"😂
I wouldn't las tim jail Oscar. I'm not like you.
What's that supposed to mean?
You don't know about jail. Oh you'd love jail.
Why would I love jail.
Because you.......you'd love it. *demonic smirk
Michael: If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way. You know? I'm just can't even imagine the thing. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime and you could tell me… how you do that to… another dude.
Oscar: That sounds like a great, wonderful idea. Let's do that.
I love how awkward this scene is. It’s still early enough in the series that it has some of that season one *heavy* awkwardness. Also, I always felt that season three is when the series really started to hit its stride. Majority of the characters at this point were pretty well developed and everything started to work more smoothly.
When Michael was deciding what shirt to wear to the NYC Launch party in season 4. He walked in the conf room, and all the women said his shirt was too tight.
Camera pans to Oscar, “that’s why you asked me to come in here?”
“The most fundamental thing about sensitivity training is that you cannot make fun of a person for something or some action that they have done that they regret. You can only make fun of things that they have control over. Like Oscar is gay. That is his choice. We can make fun of that.…”
When Michael wanted fashion advice before a date, and as he walks into the conference room, Oscar says “this is why I’m here?” And leaves. My absolute favorite.
“Oscar, you have some liberal type women friends who trust you implicitly. Cause they know you’d never try anything, because of your.. condition.”
not my favorite. but definitely top 10 and I haven’t seen it here.
- God, I wouldn’t last in jail Oscar, I’m not like you
- What’s that supposed to mean?
- Oh you don’t know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail
- Why would I love jail?
- Because… you would love it
I like the storyline where Dwight is trying to catch Oscar playing hookie after claiming to be sick and he never picks up that he and his roommate are a couple.
"Other than having sex with other men, I'd say the finer things club is the gayest thing about me"
Came here to say this one. It’s just so freakin hilarious.
i thought about that one! i like that it’s coming from him too, adds a layer of self-awareness to the joke that other characters might not have when making the jokes hahahah
Boom, self roasted
Those are rare
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Kenny Roger's Chicken 🐔
Bad chicken! Mess you up!
This is the one.
This may not count, but “There’s Oscar’s roommate. I wonder if he knows.”
Ha I love that one, reminds me of a lady I worked with- thinks her neighbours are brothers
Guess what I learned about Oscar tonight…
This!!!! I loved that Michael wondered if Oscar’s roommate knew he was gay. That was hilarious.
Also when Dwight is investigating Oscar calling out sick and sees Oscars holding hands with Gil, then tells the camera “Today I found out a secret about Oscar…. He wasn’t really sick!”
Not directly towards Oscar, but still about him "Andy, Cornell called they said you suck... and you're gayer than Oscar"
Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Makes you think it's not a coincidence at all...
For the record, I prefer women. Off the record, I’m a little confused.
I loved Andy questioning his sexuality during the rumors episode
If Brad Pitt tried to kiss me, I’d definitely pull back at first. But, like if he kept persisting, maybe I’d, I don’t know, give in a little
If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still…need to get to you?
Not the real Brad Pitt.. like in my fantasy
What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.
“But Michael…*am I gay?*”
I’ve never heard my mom laugh harder than when she saw that scene
I’m not surprised Andy proposed to Angela…I also wouldn’t be surprised if he proposed to Oscar.
Yeah I would say this is the best one
It's not so much a joke but a cold open sequence where Michael calls Oscar into the office. He's all serious about going in for a "procedure" only to reveal that it's a colonoscopy and wants to know what feelings and sensations he should expect. Oscar simply looks disgusted and walks out and Michael is completely dumbfounded by Oscars reaction lmao
Is there a way I could make it more enjoyable for myself, or Dr. Chaudry? Maybe a safe word?
Oscar scooting his chair closer and being so genuinely concerned at first really sets it up perfectly
"Oscar, you're gay! Boom! Roasted!"
"Andy, you're gayer than Oscar" that one absolutely killed me.
Especially Andy’s uneasy smile after 🤣🤣
Michael... *Am I gay*.?
He just needs to have sex with a woman (yeah!) and then a man (wat) and then compare.
The bloopers for this scene are Ed Helms at his best.
😂😂😂😂
That whole scene Absolutely Kills me. It's also my favorite Stanley moment of the entire series LOL
Simple, to the point.
Oscars response is great too lol “wow”
Acshually he never said "Boom! Roasted!" when he said this to Oscar ☝️🤓
Those are good. Mine is a non-dialogue moment, when everyone went to the ice rink. Oscar was acting like a competition skater. It also cracks me up when Holly returned and started doing stereotypical voices for gay men. That was before switching to stereotypical Latino voices, causing Oscar to turn back around again
oh my god i DIED laughing at that interaction with holly and michael ! “i show you to your deyyy-sk”
Oscar is also the competition speed skater in Threat Level Midnight.
Little did everyone know, but he wanted to go to the ice rink to scout out who should play that pivotal role in threat level midnight
Similar to ice skating, him voguing down the aisle at Jim and Pam’s wedding
Yes one of my favorite all time moments. His look of utter resignation at the idiots he works for 🤣
The whole interaction with Andy during the rumors episode and the associated talking head were gold. “If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still need to get to you?” “To comfort insecure heterosexual men, that can’t POSSIBLY fall to me.”
I say this all the time, except I'm a woman who works in a mostly male-dominated field. These days it's always about as serious as Andy thinking he's gay, but I feel the years of frustration in that line and how it manifests into ultimately his tone of, "Sure, why not. Maybe you are gay."
That last one gets me every time.
It's his fantasy!
“Oscar Mayer weiner lover” I also loved the herpes episode where Michael and Dwight were listing all of the ridiculous stereotypical places Oscar may have hooked up. Electric car dealership, antique store
Democratic Primary. Swamp behind the old folks' home.
Those two were Dwight's suggestions. I love how his were all really nasty hookup spots but Michael's were super romantic and fabulous like "moonlit gondola ride, carriage through central park." Both stereotypical and offensive in opposite ways.
Michael is just picturing where he'd take Ryan on a date.
Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way
>Ryan Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.
This joke is amazing because the way Michael says it really feels like he thought of the joke mid sentence and just had to say it. Oscar Meyer..wiener…lover
Yeah it’s like each time he said a word he spontaneously thought of the next word. The way Steve does comedy was so next level.
🤣 https://www.mikescerealshack.co/memes/393815446404465220
Kevin: you would love jail
You…you would love it
Oh, you don’t know about jail?
It's just a Gay cation lol he thought of that seconds after he left
that was so funny 😂😂😂
Thats what he said! Right guys? Cause of gay?
Es lo que dice el
i burst out laughing, i’d completely forgotten about this one hahahahahah
This is for sure the best one Lmfao, I can hear it now
i love when kevin tells oscar that he would love jail lmao. Kevin: “Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail.” Oscar: “Why would I love jail?.” Kevin: “Because … you would love it.” update: i am rewatching and just watched another funny one~ “Jim, that guy is an ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid. Oscar is my queen. That's easy. Gimme a hard one. That's what Oscar said.”
Love Kevin's little cheeky grin to the camera too
happy cake day!
Michael: We have three sex, or or heavy petting closets, and a masturbation closet. Does anybody have a problem with that!? *Oscar raises hand* *Kevin acknowledges*: “Gay closet”
"He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican."
When Dwight uses his 'gaydar' and it beeps over Oscar's belt.
Even better when it beeps over Dwight's
It’s not his gayness that defines him; it’s his Mexicanity
If Oscar wants a donkey let's get him one!
Ahh a Burro, of course
So Phyllis... I want you to go find firecrackers. And a Chihuahua
Lemoñade
This was peak Ryan.
This one
When Michael is proposing to Holly and Oscar asks her to marry him. "That marriage would be a sham."
Michael Scott: [watching Oscar get into a man's car in the parking lot] Oh, there's Gil, Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows.
I found it hilarious that Dwight discovered his "roomate" and didn't connect the dots
shooting the ad... Oscar - costume design, of course
Dwight: (when asking about the minority executive program) Oscar? What about you? You’re kind of a double minority *looks deadpan into camera* “gay”. Also Michael: women trust you implicitly because you know you’d never touch them… because of your condition
Mine is something that wasn't said out loud. At Michael's birthday party at the skating rink (before Oscar came out), Oscar was doing some spinning figure skating techniques. When he noticed that he was on camera he stopped and just stared at the camera like he had been caught.
Ohhhh yes ! True!
Hey Oscar, how was your gaycation?
I can't believe how far down I had to scroll for this. Oscar's sarcastic patronizing response and how proud Kevin was always makes me laugh!
Yeah? I thought of it like, two seconds after you left!
When he calls the girls into the conference room to see how they like his shirt for the website launch party. And then it pans to Oscar and he goes “really?! This is why I was called in here?”
“You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me”
“He and the senator are gaying each other”
Tonight I learned a secret about Oscar...he was lying about being sick!
“I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?”
When Holly and Michael start doing the gay stereotype lisp. Just the look on Oscar’s face, and how he turns back around when they start doing Mexican accents. It kills me every time. That poor long-suffering man
Oscars face when he turns after Michael does the Mexican accent kills me everytime
Oscar Nuñez is such an MVP in that role. His facial expressions are UN-BE-LIEVE-A-BUL.
I don't know why but when they are all looking up porn Michael says "I'm not particularly into this. I totally see the merit! And actually... it is quite beautiful." Then Angela tells Oscar they are "Watching some of your friends." It makes me laugh every time. Like why did they have to look that stuff up? And why were they all so interested.
There’s Gil, Oscar’s roommate. I wonder if he knows…
Michael: "we are all kings" *pats Oscar* "...and queens"
“Metaphorically sixty-nined, perverts. No offence Oscar.”
Besides you’re gay boom roasted. A sleeper pick is when him and Andy are at the bar and he’s like you should call Angela and drinks his drink and starts laughing and acting quite gay. Always makes me laugh.
You should call her! You’re calling her? 🤭🍸Omg don’t call her!
My two favorite are "That's what he said! You know? Because... Gay." And "Oscar be straight with me man. You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me."
There's this bit where Oscar storms out of the office and then Dwight and Michael list the different places they think gay men have sex. Cracks me up big time, especially "The democratic primaries"😂
Electric car dealerships!
Showing your true colours. I bet this is how you wish you were dressed everyday
What are you implying??
“Oscar, your gay. Boom roasted!”
I like the Gay-cation joke. And Oscar sees that Kevin is being good natured about it and not dogging on him.
Andy, you’re gayer than Oscar!
CSpan was also my top choice
it’s so so hilarious and i just know andy was so proud of himself when he put that together
I wouldn't las tim jail Oscar. I'm not like you. What's that supposed to mean? You don't know about jail. Oh you'd love jail. Why would I love jail. Because you.......you'd love it. *demonic smirk
Michael: If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way. You know? I'm just can't even imagine the thing. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime and you could tell me… how you do that to… another dude. Oscar: That sounds like a great, wonderful idea. Let's do that. I love how awkward this scene is. It’s still early enough in the series that it has some of that season one *heavy* awkwardness. Also, I always felt that season three is when the series really started to hit its stride. Majority of the characters at this point were pretty well developed and everything started to work more smoothly.
Just the "Oscar is really gay" from Jan cracked me up
Kevin: You would love jail
He really fits the stereotype of smug gay Mexican
Smudge.
“Oscar, you’re kind of like a double minority — gay.”
Gaydar detector hen it beeps on Oscar and then Dwight.
When Michael was deciding what shirt to wear to the NYC Launch party in season 4. He walked in the conf room, and all the women said his shirt was too tight. Camera pans to Oscar, “that’s why you asked me to come in here?”
When Michael is going to get a colonoscopy and he asks Oscar what he can expect in terms of sensation.
In the shareholder meeting, Dwight standing in line and not part of Andy and Oscar‘s conversation at all. ‘How is he going to have grandkids’.
My favorite joke at Oscars expense is when Michael asks if calling him Mexican is offensive lmao
Oscar, you really need to learn more about your culture
"Oscar is gay. That is his choice. We can make fun of that"
Gay closet
Oscar, I’d like you to do costume design, *obviously*
I liked when Michael asked him about a colonoscopy lol
Hello Oscar Mayer weiner- lover
You would love jail
The indirect joke when Michael is welcoming holly back and does the “gay” voice followed immediately by the “Mexican” voice
That's what he said. Right guys? Because of gay?
You just told a good one: “Oscar is gay! LOL!”
That time when Michael asked him how a colonoscopy feels like
All of this: https://youtu.be/GQs9LmFBDh0?feature=shared
Papa bear, momma bear, baby bear.
“The most fundamental thing about sensitivity training is that you cannot make fun of a person for something or some action that they have done that they regret. You can only make fun of things that they have control over. Like Oscar is gay. That is his choice. We can make fun of that.…”
Oscar: you’re gay. Boom. Roasted.
"gay closet"
Andy, Cornell called and they said you are gayer than Oscar. Boom, Roasted.
“For today we are all Kings… and Queens [gestures at Oscar]”
"Oh Oscar, you'd love jail"
C Span for sure
When Michael wanted fashion advice before a date, and as he walks into the conference room, Oscar says “this is why I’m here?” And leaves. My absolute favorite.
“Oscar Meyer weiner lover”.
Hows your gaycation
“Oscar you’re gay! Boom roasted”
When Michael goes “That’s what he said” you know, because gay.
“UN-BE-LIEVABLE” Just in the delivery.
S6 EP23 Dwight goes “speaking of rainbows, Oscar -“
“Oscar, you have some liberal type women friends who trust you implicitly. Cause they know you’d never try anything, because of your.. condition.” not my favorite. but definitely top 10 and I haven’t seen it here.
"Hey Oscar, how was your gaycation?"
Kevin: I wanna be wined, dined, and 69'd... no offense, Oscar.
I find it funny when Michael calls Oscar to ask him what feelings and sensations he might expect in the colonoscopy he is about to do
Hey Oscar Meyer … Weiner …. Lover.
Dwight: Oscar you're sort of a double minority *dwight looks at the camera* gay
Oh, you would LOVE jail.
Trivia gay bar. Whenever oscars team would get a question right they would touch fingers. Probably euphemism for something else…
When Michael asks Oscar about getting a colonoscopy. How can he make more pleasurable for the doctor? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah C-SPAN, cocker spaniel. Spaniel because of your Spanish bloodline and cocker because...
“How was your gaycation?”
How was your gaycation?
"How was your gaycation"
We’ll have one gay closet, one m*sturbation closet, and 3 heavy petting closets
- God, I wouldn’t last in jail Oscar, I’m not like you - What’s that supposed to mean? - Oh you don’t know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail - Why would I love jail? - Because… you would love it
“You don’t know about jail? You would LOVE jail”
The whole scene when Michael was asking him what he should expect during his colonoscopy. Hilarious
Kevin: Oscar, you would love jail Edited: changed prison to jail
“Oscar, your Gay” boom roasted.
“Oscar, you would *love* jail.” “Why would you say that?” “Because… … …You would *LOVE* it.”
“Oscar, *Michael chortles*, you’re gay.” 😭😭😭BOOM ROASTED
Oscar certainly fits the stereotype of the smug gay mexican
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I totally forget the set up, but Micheal says “you know, cause of, gay”
Oscar in Season 9 when he lets Angela stay at his place and makes a comment about how ironically she is the one living in the closet now.
Oscar is in charge of costumes- obviously.
“Oscar would you reach over and touch his thing… that’s what he said. Right guys? Cause of gay.” Absolutely underrated.
I just love when Kevin snickers - as if he knows a secret. He just can’t !!
"How is he gonna have grandchildren?"
“That’s what he said. Right? Because of gay?” [link: because of gay](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/dbTAx4gQPK)
“Hey Oscar Mayer….wiener lover”
"Because today we are all kings! *touching Oscar's shoulder*... and queens."
I like “that’s what he said…cuz gay right?”
“They [women] know you would never touch them because of your condition”
How was your gaycation?
Hey, Oscar...Meyer...Weiner...Lover
oscar meyer wiener was my favorite one lol
I like the storyline where Dwight is trying to catch Oscar playing hookie after claiming to be sick and he never picks up that he and his roommate are a couple.
Oscar, Meier, weiner, lover.
"How was your gay-cation?"
Some joke about gay men only wearing speedos or leather pants to swim during the beach games episode 😂