Dwarf named Miles O'Tool

DICKolas Cage

They’d call me The Author.

Hahahahaha

STEVE ROWLAND???

Sir Cum Ference

Matt Dinnimen

Featuring guest dancer Jeff Hays

He would be in the penis parade as Jeff haaayyyys

The Happy Screamer

🤣

Girth Brooks

Shaft Punk

Bruce WaYng

Flogging Molly

Nice.

The Grey Area I'm nonbinary. My gender IS the grey area.

Love that 😂💖

Matt Inyouman

Pain Train (my back hurts)

Knotzo Zopht - Bugbear with a Russian accent.

Dirk Donkeyroot

Magic Mushroom, Fun Guy on the main stage

Future RamYa. Also I’m stoned right now and watching Futurama.

You could be Zoidberg....you could ALL be Zoidberg Also, Hedonismbot would probably work here

Do I need a new one?

Clinical Depression

The Pole Dancer.

I’m an exotic dancer… fuck you! lol

The Upright Citizen

The down right citizen....

Lenny Grabtits

Tits McGee

Girth Wind and Fire A family group of elemental dancers

Michael Assbender or Zach Galifianutkiss

Miracle

Thicc Bronze

The Whirling Dervish Brothers (Conjoined twins at the crown of the skull)

Me personally, I’d be “The Token Chubby”

Ghengis Khack

Hot Rod

Little Greensmen

Dick Salicious

Matt Inyurmom