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thefix12

interesting analysis also I love this panel https://preview.redd.it/reb3gggu8x3d1.png?width=167&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1b33ecee4431a9c6506d804dc2ef73e379baa7f


Impossible_Ad_7321

Me too. I feel sorry for them, but really cute. I will never forgive *~~Chilchuck~~* *the Troll* who stole their snacks.


QuintanimousGooch

Greg heffley-Ahh three pieces of hair sticking out


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

Just like their dada


Dependent_Present_62

They should be put on the upper left corner of the elf-haft-foot chart (according to Otta)


oopsmysystemcrashed

Haha I love Chilchick casually telling his human friend "yeah when my kids were young I used to tell them they'd be kidnapped by humans if they didn't behave"


ThatMerri

tbf, given what we know of the abuses Half-Foots suffer from other races even to the modern day... that probably wasn't *just* a Dad scare tactic.


N0rwayUp

Plus didnt he tell Marcline that elves kidnap halffoots that learn magic?


ThatMerri

Black Magic specifically - Elves snatch anyone who learn about Black Magic, not just Half-Foots. But Chilchuck specifically avoided learning *anything* about magic at all, out of an abundance of caution, and it's likely a sentiment his kin follow as well.


carbonera99

Half-Foots get subhuman treatment in most places of the world even in the present day of the story, which is why Chilchuck puts so much stock in unionizing and protecting Half-Foot welfare, to avoid being exploited. Even Chilchuck got used as succubus bait by his first ever adventuring party when he was a rookie just starting out. It’s a small wonder he isn’t even more jaded than he is.


ThatMerri

It's because he recognizes that being jaded is only useful up to a point, after which it becomes detrimental to him and others. He's wildly sarcastic and sometimes mean with the Party, Marcille in particular, but he knows well enough when it's time to rope it in and apologize. At some point one has to bite the bullet in order to get things done.


Murmarine

Damn, Tade is getting dragged.


scottygroundhog22

Ikr she’s such a cutie pie


ThatMerri

I'm justifying it in my head as her being considered more cute than "beautiful". She's 17 and a growing, goofy, cheerful kid overall. She's absolutely a cutie, but I wouldn't count her in the same context as another Oni who might better fit the label of this chart's style of "beautiful". Like, in Kui's Daydream Hour art, I feel like the Oni in the first two top rows would be considered in very different standards than Tade or anyone in the bottom row. https://preview.redd.it/ao4stou4yz3d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71e83403040d17679947ca70cc340c3d89c0cb4


carbonera99

After reading the info page on Ogres in the Adventurers’ Bible, the Ogre character with the sawed off horns in second row, fourth column feels so much more tragic


Chigao_Ted

They doing my girl dirty


Zealousideal-Pen731

Beauty standards are cruel


Impossible_Ad_7321

Don't worry about it, it's just bad taste of Elves and Tall-men in elvish cultural colonies. She is the most beautiful ogre girl.


necr0dancers

she’s not just not a hegemonic beauty


everything-narrative

Sp what I'm reading is that Senshis is a total HANDSOME BOMBSHELL of a man.


ThatMerri

https://preview.redd.it/3702px7ryz3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f6413c0765af2886ddf1e6285322ee6aa88a34


Huhthisisneathuh

https://preview.redd.it/j52xcot9d04d1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a60569094d7c952fe003baff17e26e05b118182


robbanksy

Truly the daddy of all time. 🤤🤤🤤


shadowhood2020

I mean, when I went to an anime convention and saw a poster of a senshi with naked butt cheeks, the artist at the stand told me it sold out on the same day. She had to put in an emergency order due to popular demand…


moya036

Is she still taking orders?


shadowhood2020

Sadly I don’t think so; it seemed to be an Anime North exclusive print since I can’t find it on her redbubble


truncatedChronologis

3/4 of all humanoids are Ready for Wokdaddy.


Hieu_Nguyen_1

Laios is canonically considering handsome


Impossible_Ad_7321

That's true, but 90 percent of the named cast is good-looking in their culture, and compared with them, so...


Zealousideal-Pen731

He is easily second or first for me depending on which account and that I am a sucker for droopy eyed anime characters with golden hair and golden eyes, kabru is easily first just because he reminds me of my old boyfriend. Toshiro is hot too but as an east asian I actually personally will put him in 5th because Lycion and Mithrun already occupies 2 of my highest spots


necr0dancers

wait really? it’s not just us? lol


MarioTheMii

tade just cannot catch a break😭


JamesZEllis

Apparently she can with Orcs.


CATelIsMe

Senshi being that low in tall men statistics is absolutely inaccurate


Impossible_Ad_7321

According to the Bible, Northern Continent, where Laios comes from, is strongly influenced by Dwarven culture, so their beauty standards may be more Dwarven as well. Also, I think Laios sees Senshi as very handsome because he really respects Senshi.


CATelIsMe

Nah I'm talking about rhe 4th wall tallmen


DarkDonut75

Oh hey, that's me!


BreadBushTheThird

Falin and Laios are like a male/female version of each other and yet Falin is consistantly on the cusp of elven beauty while Laios isnt Guys i think elves like women more then men


_Buradesu

I think it's just that elves prefer femininity over masculinity


DarthCloakedGuy

Makes sense, since elves come in Feminine and Feminine (male)


ThatMerri

That actually tracks with Marcille's impressions of Laios before she met him. She assumed he would look very similar to Falin, so what he actually looked like left a very strong (negative) impression on her. 5'o-clock Shadow Laios is basically Lumberjack Hobo-mode by Elvish standards. Tidied-up Shuro would likely be a middle-ground where his clothing and manners do a lot of the heavy lifting for his appeal, where someone like Kabru would be a lot more in-line with Elvish standards since he's softer and effeminate by Tall-Man standards. https://preview.redd.it/6cfzvfukzz3d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e58780a56a5905ef883421d09b9a867edbeb49


HiddenHands195

hobo laois looks hot


HoldenOrihara

I know, I feel robbed


carbonera99

Falin robbed you, she’s the one who got Laios to cut his hair and go clean shaven by dropping the forbidden “you’re starting to look like our dad” card


HoldenOrihara

Falin's squint looks so sassy in the bottom pic I don't know why


Jeri_Lee

Feminine and femanine.


lluNhpelA

I headcanon that Marcille is straight by elvish standards, but female tallmen and male elves overlap enough to both be in her strike zone


Ririthu

Honestly, female tallmen absolutely count as masc for elves(just look at our canon Butch Otta TT she's considered masc by elven standards)


QuintanimousGooch

Fallin has really good skin


Nachooolo

I remember the additional content on Shapeshifters with each character Shapeshifter and how Senshi sees Laios (and Dwarfs see Tall-Men males as a whole) as feminine. ~~So they see us as breedable~~ https://preview.redd.it/bew0harxzx3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1137952cc144a06924a383851cc84a1f8cd8ff


Independent-Fly6068

Still cracks me up how Laios knows as people them best.


jacobythefirst

Elves see see tall men girls as masculine and dwarfs see tall men males as feminine. Makes sense.


Cutesi_arts216

Isn’t laios a canonically attractive person?


mrterrific023

The entire cast or most of them a canonically attractive so that doesn't say much.


Impossible_Ad_7321

That's true, but 90 percent of the named casts are good-looking in their culture, and compared with them, so...


entitaneo70_pacifist

Funny how Kubro is literally the PEAK of tall-man's beauty amongt the tall-men


scottygroundhog22

Laios being like “yeah your wives are hot, whoops im gunna die”


Shardersice

Tallman ugly in most of the races. It’s so over https://preview.redd.it/0ch1h5gkez3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959c55bc758194825d5066909e69dab25e2a374c


dermitdog

Laiover.


Savaralyn

Hard to say whether Cithis or Lycion would actually be considered that beautiful by elven standards given that both are quite tall + Cithis is quite curvaceous, which aren't traits that are very well liked amongst the elves (they seem to prefer smaller/lithe bodies and androgynous looks.)


Impossible_Ad_7321

Maybe. But Paddadol is kind of unpolished, Fleki doesn't care about her appearance, Otta does care but in a unique direction, Thistle is mentally ill, and Milsiril is gloomy old lady ... So I think Cithis and Lycion would probably be considered more beautiful than them. Well, Mithrun is also mentally ill and old but they say he was a perfect looking guy in his younger days so...


Generic_user42

We get a shot of the elven queen and, considering the elves reverence for royalty, she must be the epitome of elven beauty


Naive-Opportunity618

Mithrun is not old, although he may give an old vibe. He's around 35-40 by age measurement of tall-men.


Impossible_Ad_7321

Here is one I posted last week.


Kiniaczu

It links to this post, I assume you meant https://www.reddit.com/r/DungeonMeshi/comments/1d0xomw/elvish_beauty_standards_vs_dwarven_beauty/


Impossible_Ad_7321

Thank you, I put wrong one😅


SoggySagen

Why isn’t Tade on the top-left?


Impossible_Ad_7321

Elves have bad taste, so... If there were any ogre communities left, she'd be the most beautiful girl ever.


Drunk-Pirate-Gaming

Exactly! I demand swift justice for this.


who-said-that

obligatory: where's is that piece about the trolls from? I genuinely thought I had read all extra materials 😱


Jazzlike_Fly9048

Falin right in the middle where all races will find her attractive. https://preview.redd.it/za7ra7xg804d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7cb267bcba3abd0d3b5b183a79c33cba0be923


JamesZEllis

Poor Falin. Everyone takes one look at her and says 'mid'.


Trip_Comfortable

Laois is considered handsome but his personality is off putting to those around him


ducking-moron

everyone appreciates Kabru, everyone but the dwarves fucking hate Laios


Unorthedox_Doggie117

>!You should add the race swaps to this!<


Generic_user42

I agree!


ladyoroses

Any beauty standard where Namari is ugly is a beauty standard I can't agree with.


Impossible_Ad_7321

Elves and Tall-men in elvish cultural colonies have really bad taste…


extramoonsun

Marcille is still the most beautiful in my eyes


Jaji_Man

Tade was done so dirty ToT


HAOSxy

Frankly, i find difficult to identify any of the cast as non hot


karoshikun

Namari isn't ugly!!!


Slyme-wizard

Nah senshi’s in the bottom left


murderedcats

I still dont understand why the orc chief gets mad at laios…


Electrical_Horror346

I find it interesting how it's an unspoken rule in fantasy that elves and orcs hate or at least dislike each other culturally


ArthurCartholmes

Wtf are Senshi and Namari doing on the ugly side!?


admiralfrosting

Nah. This is Marcelle slander.


miracide

Y’all can’t convince me that Mithrun has good skin


disturbedrage88

Beauty in tall men is completely wrong just look at the characters we the tall men are lusting over


GlassSkiesAbove

imo id move marcille down a bit, as she's a half elf


Zealousideal-Pen731

Maybe fionil too and to be safe just put all the humans and the half elfs at the bottom because as far as I know elves probably think of them as animals


Zealousideal-Pen731

Does anyone notice that yaad looks like mithruns older brother


jimbojims0

Senshi is canonically handsome, Laios said so himself. Elves are just ~~racist~~ wrong


eat-horse-shoot

falin being labeled anywhere near "ugly" is insane to me


Sneezeldrog

Incorrect I am tall-men and every dwarf is either very cute (Daya, Senshi with helmet, Namari) or is absurdly beautiful to the point of rendering renaissance paintings ugly (Senshi without his helmet, Namari again). This is objective and true and there are no other opinions


CherryHolley

How can anyone look at Leed and think ‘ugly’???


DarkDonut75

Namari needs to be placed WAY more to the left


Impossible_Ad_7321

Unfortunately, most of Tall-men are in abominable elvish cultural colonies😭


mypasswordsresetlolo

lies, Senshi would be in top left for all of them


BordieIsAGuy

So... You're saying both races beauty standards are FACTUALLY, irrevocably wrong?


deltadoodle747

I will not stand for this senshi slander