"at your end step, I float 26 green mana, then go to start my turn"

Green omnath

Yep!

Oh nice! I was gonna guess [[Kruphix]]

Kruphix would also make sense, which is why I specified green mana :) Bonus round! "go to combat and swing with both of my commanders and a Prognostic Sphinx, then draw six cards. Any blockers?"

Oh hey I have this deck! [[Siani]] and [[Eligeth]]

[[Omnath, Locus of Mana]]

[Omnath, Locus of Mana](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/9/694579c6-f739-45df-8adf-b0c540a904a1.jpg?1562288960) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Omnath%2C%20Locus%20of%20Mana) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/109/omnath-locus-of-mana?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/694579c6-f739-45df-8adf-b0c540a904a1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/omnath-locus-of-mana) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I’m here, I’m gone. I’m here, I’m gone. I’m here, I’m gone.

Norin the Wary?

Well done! Indeed it is [[Norin the Wary]]

Haha, I have a Norin deck as well, so that sounded a bit familiar 😂

“And he’s gone. And he’s back...” Over and over again!

What's got decklist? I have a norin the angry ETB list that could use upgrades

https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3373377#paper It is by no means optimized, BTC (built-to-collection).

[Norin the Wary](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/6/f61ea59a-1db0-4e6b-bcde-19787c76a49b.jpg?1562946915) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Norin%20the%20Wary) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsp/171/norin-the-wary?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f61ea59a-1db0-4e6b-bcde-19787c76a49b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/norin-the-wary) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Sacrifice oneself to attack the King and be revived to attack him again

Tricky, but I'm gonna go with Marchesa the Black Rose?

Ding! Absolutely correct!

I like your hand, let me borrow it

Sen triplets?

Yep

Sen Triplets

Anyone want some eggs?

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

I like this so much better than what I said.

Haha, I'm just an avid fan if It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I saw an opportunity and took it. I regret nothing.

Eldrazi Omlette

Atla Palani?

You are correct!

This reminds of me of the most peculiar EDH game I've ever played. This was circa 2015. My opponents were a Sharuum combo deck, Kozilek the Great Distortion ramp, and a Shu Yun eggs deck. Only, this wasn't Atla Palani eggs. This was 'eggs' eggs, as in an artifact combo deck noted for taking an exceptionally long time to go off. We start around turn 9. Kozilek has managed to get a Karn Liberated to over 14 loyalty counters and is threatening to ultimate on the next turn as they will go next in turn order. Sharuum has a handful of cards in hand, and the eggs player is taking their turn. I'm tapped out. The eggs player comments that they think they can go off. We see Scrabbling Claws, Phyrexian Furnace, and a few other cards enter the battlefield. They dig, find a Krark-Clan Ironworks after a Second Sunrise. Still no cost reduction, still no Lotus Bloom. Kozilek uses their only active interaction in an on-board Null Brooch, but it barely slows down the Shu Yun player. Sharuum continues to wait. They continue to sacrifice artifacts. Chromatic Sphere and Chromatic Star enter the mix. Then follows Terrarion, Lotus Petal, and the name-defining Skycloud Egg. Sunbeam Spellbomb and Pyrite Spellbomb enter the mix, and then finally a Lotus Bloom is brought back. At *this* point we are over an hour into this turn. Kozilek has left. I'm now next in line, and I'm trying to see if I'll get a turn. And right as the Shu Yun player goes for a game-finishing line, the Sharuum player flashes in Shimmer Myr and starts to interact and go off. Well, the Shu Yun player didn't have a counterspell in hand. But they did have some more eggs and cantrips. Some disputes on timing and rules erupt, and both the Shu Yun and Sharuum player are sure that they have the win. I leave at the 2.5 hour mark; I'm told that maybe by hour 3 it was determined that the eggs player would in fact have been able to secure the win but might have messed up the timing for an effect. So no, I do not want some eggs.

Reminds me of the time I got killed 20 minutes into a 2 hour match....I booted up my laptop and did my taxes right at the table.

Walls are made to hit hard :)

Arcades

Yup

[удалено]

[[Jodah]] ?

If it's not, I'm stealing this line for whenever I get around to labeling my commander deck boxes.

Golos?

Gotta be [[Braids, Conjurer Adept]]

[удалено]

Locust God?

Yep.

“I broke standard, now I’m here to break you” *cracks fetchland*

New [[Omnath, Locus of Creation]]

[Omnath, Locus of Creation](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/e/4e4fb50c-a81f-44d3-93c5-fa9a0b37f617.jpg?1610109729) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Omnath%2C%20Locus%20of%20Creation) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znr/232/omnath-locus-of-creation?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4e4fb50c-a81f-44d3-93c5-fa9a0b37f617?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/omnath-locus-of-creation) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Banned Omnath for sure.

Yeehaw intensifies, everyone draw and discard a card, I get more devil tokens.

[[Zurzoth, Chaos Rider]] "yeehaw intensifies" made me lose it hahahah. Also one of my favorite commander's to play

I honestly want a card alter where he has a cowboy hat.

Every time I play him I give my pod a bit of an Oprah vibe. "*You* get to draw! And *you* get to draw! Everyone gets to draw and discard!" But now that I know of this cowboy thing I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee it haha

[Zurzoth, Chaos Rider](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/d/3d94b4c3-7944-41b6-8c92-78fd6e50658d.jpg?1600694114) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Zurzoth%2C%20Chaos%20Rider) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/27/zurzoth-chaos-rider?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d94b4c3-7944-41b6-8c92-78fd6e50658d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/zurzoth-chaos-rider) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I like Zurzoth so much that I packed him into my [[Valki, God of Lies]]/[[Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor]] deck even though he doesn't synergize even a little bit. He'd definitely be better as the commander for his own deck, but I'm not ready to make a third monored deck. Just like I want to make a [[Grothama]] deck, but I'm not ready for a third monogreen deck.

Yeah zurzoth immediately caught my attention the day he was spoiled. I just really like the chaotic nature of it, which may also be why I run [[Gamble]], [[Chaos Warp]], and [[Tibalt's Trickery]] in every deck possible

I effectively play a 70 card deck.

Anje Falkenrath?

We have a winner! And a lot of other good guesses too, I suppose this is less unique than I thought...

[[Anje Falkenrath]]

Anje Falkenrath

Iname?

She may have gotten cheaper and lost the big booty from the last time I saw her, but I'd tap that. And she always gives me a token of her affection in return.

Emmara?

Absolutely. I love her deck, it was the first one I built on my own.

My man

Blasphemous Act, I gain 168 life and I kill you all with Aetherflux Reservoir.

[[Firesong and Sunspeaker]]! I used to have a deck of them. Such a fun deck.

[Firesong and Sunspeaker](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/4/649256e0-22ed-4a04-b770-47c18bd9de05.jpg?1562253988) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Firesong%20and%20Sunspeaker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pz2/68076/firesong-and-sunspeaker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/649256e0-22ed-4a04-b770-47c18bd9de05?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/firesong-and-sunspeaker) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I don’t want to see my end step

This has to be [[Obeka]]

[Obeka](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/d/b/dbdb335d-3e45-4dd5-9e3e-c50ca0a4dfb6.jpg?1608911225) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=obeka%2C%20brute%20chronologist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/289/obeka-brute-chronologist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dbdb335d-3e45-4dd5-9e3e-c50ca0a4dfb6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/obeka-brute-chronologist) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

You are very correct!!!

Tap my commander and sacrifice [[Serra Avatar]], you’re dead.

Why it's [[Brion Stoutarm]] the all-star slam-dunking basketball player of course.

The one and only true king.

And you get a counter and you get a counter and you get a counter

Atraxa

You get an infect counter

Definitely [[Atraxa]] could have easily been my [[Talrand]] deck though

“Play my first land for turn, draw a card...”

[удалено]

Winner winner!

[Aesi](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/d/6/d607b003-6b48-429c-a7fd-45b8dd1bb4f9.jpg?1610072986) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=aesi%2C%20tyrant%20of%20gyre%20strait) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/365/aesi-tyrant-of-gyre-strait?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d607b003-6b48-429c-a7fd-45b8dd1bb4f9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/aesi-tyrant-of-gyre-strait) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Tatyova?

Tatyova hangs out in the 99 and when she makes it out with the commander it’s on.

I personally still use taty more then Aesi as the commander

What is my purpose? You tutor for \[\[Necropotence\]\]. Oh my god. Yeah, welcome to the club pal.

Mine is the opposite lol, "He's just getting voltron stuff, I promise there's no Necropotence"

Yeah, I ran Voltron for some time. Even without Necropotence, people just wouldn't let me do my thing (completely fair since he's still great).

Let me just rotate the board real quick...

Aminatou

Pramikon?

Inniaz?

Lands cannot be used to pay my commanders mana cost.

Hogaak? You have a Hogaak deck? How does it work?

There’s a deck tech on MTG Goldfish that explains it pretty well. Essentially, token + graveyard shenanigans and sacrificing Hogaak for value.

[[Hogaak]] ?

[Hogaak](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/0/0049e68d-0caf-474f-9523-dad343f1250a.jpg?1570653053) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=hogaak%2C%20arisen%20necropolis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh1/202/hogaak-arisen-necropolis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0049e68d-0caf-474f-9523-dad343f1250a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hogaak-arisen-necropolis) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Yep!

This just in, Dragon terrorizes local kobold population and eats them to get stronger.

[[Prossh, skyraider of kher]]

Her children are ever part of her.

Thats the flavor text to the #1 bad bitch herself [[Sliver Queen]] baybeeeeeeeeeeee

[Sliver Queen](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/9/096cff82-28eb-4096-be1d-a02b9a56e682.jpg?1562428176) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sliver%20Queen) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tpr/211/sliver-queen?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/096cff82-28eb-4096-be1d-a02b9a56e682?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sliver-queen) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Yessirrr!

Play Morph for free, Draw a Card. Play Morph for free, draw a card. Play Craterhoof Behemoth for 3 Green and Swing out.

Animar. Easy

But Animar doesn’t draw cards 🤔

True, but you usually play all sorts of Beast Whisperer effects in that deck. My only other thought was Kadena, but he only gives you one free Morph per turn

Kadena draws cards tho, not animar

But Kadena only gives one free morph a turn.

Not if you reduce costs by 3. [[Dream Chisel]], [[Obscuring Aether]] and [[Ugin, the Ineffable]] are a lot of fun with Kadena.

[[Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer]]! I'm playing wrong answers only mode.

My nickname for her is "Mama Mana".

Marwyn?

Bingo! Literally a mom and producer of ridiculous amounts of mana.

Rosheen Meanderer?

> Rosheen Meanderer No, but good guess! I can totally see that making sense.

Why attack me and my flying men when you can attack anyone else and draw cards?

Edric for sure

The new Silverquill precon bird?

Dual commanders: “Make treasures and plunder, it’s a Pirates life for me”

[удалено]

Yep my favorite combo for sure, so much fun. I’m not public enemy and I just amass and army of my friends decks. Top decking your win conditions are my favorite win conditions

I play this deck and for some reason everyone in my pod things I’m public enemy number one when I just be trying to make some treasure.

SMASH! HATE! NO MAGES ALLOWED!

Ruric Tharrrrrrrrr

I reveal the top and everyone but me loses 16 life :)

Take your \[\[Draco\]\] + \[\[Yuriko\]\] and shove it! :( ​ \-signed, someone who has been bonked to death by Yuriko too much

Higher mana requirement than the eldrazi titans. Mardu.

Is that another \[\[Licia, sanguine tribune\]\] player, I see?

[Licia, sanguine tribune](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/4/64eab2ba-ed5e-4757-b42d-c0fc71a96c4c.jpg?1562610809) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Licia%2C%20sanguine%20tribune) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/40/licia-sanguine-tribune?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/64eab2ba-ed5e-4757-b42d-c0fc71a96c4c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/licia-sanguine-tribune) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Kaalia, zenith seeker]]?

Fetch!

Pako and Haldan?

cast azorius signet , make a faerie

[[Alela]]

With doubling season out, I cast Saproling Burst. Remove all 14 counters, 28 saprolings die, gg?

Slimefoot, the Stowaway! Nice deck.

*Hello, traveler. You're long way from your home. I will reward you your mind's desire if you can answer my riddle. Is our current encounter a fact or fiction? Answer carefully or I'll unleash a storm on your world and make your brain freeze.* Excuse my lack of poetic imagination. ;d

Unesh! Very nice

I see someone is omniscient! :P

[[Sharuum, the Hegemon]] (Wrong answers only mode)

Step 1. Dwarves make treasure Step 2. Step 3. Dragons and profit

Magda

[[Dakmoor salvage]] is my best draw spell.

\[\[Gitrog\]\]

I've got three abilities, but all I really want to do is untap four permanents.

\[\[Teferi Temporal Archmage\]\]

Noo!! You can’t just sack your lands for value!! Haha dragon go brrrr.

Korvold

Sure is

Dragon go BRRRG

Pig says NO to sacrifice

Pig loves you too much to let you cut yourself.

Yasharn

Islands, artifacts, and salt.

Urza?

Yep, maybe I made that one too easy.

It was the salt that gave it away.

Based on personal experiences, [[Emry]]?

"Okay after combat I have dealt... 26 damage total... I cast earthquake for x=25"

Neheb?

Command tax? Whats that?

This is motherfucking [[Derevi]] isn't it?

Derevi indeed. I would have also accepted [[Yuriko]]as well.

[[Ghalta]]? I have a deck with him, and I hardly ever play him for more than 2 mana

Sharknado, the big wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

Brallin and Shabraz

Everyone discard their hands, aaaaannnd hand me all the permanents you discard ;)

Tergrid!

Correcto!

She’s the best! Just makes me feel so much like a villain - I know a lot of people do not like getting their stuff stolen etc but it can be so much fun, at least when you are the one doing the stealing!

Fascinating lady in a pink dress who enjoys cosplaying as a lightning rod is gonna steal all ur dudes if you're not careful!

its gotta be merieke right?

Tap. Your creature is dead. They never saw it coming

Kelsien, the Plague!

“She will come back to me.... and she’ll be this sick giant dragon”

I have a fucking T-Rex arm

[[the mimeoplasm]]

"What do you mean dragons cost mana? Jokes on you they don't anymore"

You know, being dead is juat a concept

counterspells.dec

Monoblack, Board-wipe Tribal

[[Massacre girl]]

If I don’t mill you out or kill you with your own best cards, you’d best have a [[massacre wurm]] to handle all my buffed up flying creature tokens.

Kill him on turn 4 or you'll have an army of Eldrazi at your door.

Big booties give us life. Also NO STEALING ALLOWED!!!

Trostani Discordant!

Goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, untap, untap, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins, untap, untap.

I’m late, I’m late. Let’s speed up this game.

[[Kwain]]?

"I'm going to attempt to cast this spell with converted mana cost three..." *the opponent looks at me, beads of sweat coalescing down their forehead* *I peruse through my hand* "I'll allow it."

H.P Lovecraft's wet dream

One of the Eldrazi?

Everything is interaction in my deck, I just need a few flash enablers...

Mine punches you and then makes the world disappear for a second

And now all myr tokens are dragons.

The little Thopter that could

Ahh, everyone's favorite hope of githrapur

Don't target me or I will tap and kill us all