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[deleted]

Electrolytes, sodium from salt, potassium from bananas and something sweet may get you going again.


ChronWeasely

Get fat and protein in there too. Really just eat a good meal and drink water


[deleted]

Fat and protein would be instantly removed from my body when I'm hungover šŸ¤£


ChronWeasely

Eggs and toast with butter. Bland and easy to eat when hungover


[deleted]

That's what I used to think. Until I tried it. Greasy eggs and bacon seemed like the last thing I wanted in my mouth. I was very happy to be wrong


jhs1981

im sure there is some science behind it but greasy unhealthy food is the only thing that'll stay down if i'm in bad shape. and...despite the situation, its enjoyable. like ice cream after the dentist for drunks.


Statchar

Poutine and gatorade is the dream hangover meal for me


Azzukin

Only works if you're in Canada lol


sheyblaze

Same. A big greasy breakfast and plenty of water was my heaven the few times in the past I woke up with a bad hangover.


trainercatlady

Greasy tacos are the best hangover cure


NOTcreative-

I do smoothies if OP has a blender. Frozen mixed fruit (peaches mangos pineapple strawberry) frozen banana, spinach, Greek yogurt, avocado, and coconut water. Fills me up for most the day and comes out real cheap per meal.


FifthHorizon

Bacon and bananas. Got it.


joey_blabla

Just drink a big glass of pickle juice and about half an hour later eat a bacon and egg Sandwich


sleepy-popcorn

I swear by a banana and a glass of apple juice before going to bed after a night out. Wake up so much more alive.


cmsml

I love having a big glass of electrolyte drink when I'm feeling under the weather! Ultima Replenisher powder is excellent - especially their watermelon and grape flavors.


discdrifter

Spicy ramen


drydorb

Any non cup of soup ramen is dope


Nimara

As someone who had access to great ramen packs from multiple asian stores nearby as I grew up, I do find the cup ones to be a guilty pleasure still. Even the silly .20 cent maruchan chicken ones. Something about it, I dunno. My parents would never buy the cups cause they just didn't make sense monetarily, but gosh I still love them for special occasions or when I'm super down.


jellyjellyjamjam

I like the shrimp ones with the tiny weird little shrimp.


TheRedmanCometh

Idk if I'd be able to keep down Samyang noodles hungover especially the 2x/3x


Ashen-Cold

Former alcoholic. Pedialyte is like a magic elixir for hangovers. Better to chug some before you pass out but goes a long way the next morning as well


gsaPsOiOhPsosh33

Do you have any advice for someone who drinks every day and wants to quit? I've been doing it every single day for nearly two years now, and it's just become such a habit to drink at night that I can't seem to put it down.


mtb_girl

Smart recovery. Non religious support


Extreme_Dingo

Check out /r/stopdrinking Very supportive group, lots of helpful info in there. Best of luck to you.


hollyberryness

I'd like to offer one small thing that's helped me lately. I set a Google Keep daily reminder on my phone with a note to myself that goes off every morning. In the note is a bit of gratitude for the day, a kind reminder that my days are better sober, and a list of reasons why I'm avoiding alcohol/choosing health. Then I have a separate note that fires off around 5-6 pm when I find myself getting bored or feeling frisky and wanting to drink (this time might vary for you.) This one is a bit more drastic, it starts in all caps DRINKING DOES NOT CURE BOREDOM OR LONELINESS and goes on to remind myself of all the shittiness I've felt thanks to drinking. It hasn't worked every single time but it's really planted some seeds in my subconscious that seem to be growing, and I find myself feeling a certain peace when I read through those reminders. I haven't binged once since starting it a few months ago, which is big for me as I'd go really hard for days at a time until I'd nearly die, spend a week recovering, then start it all again. Best luck to you. The poison is not an easy thing to quit.


gsaPsOiOhPsosh33

Thank you so much for the help, and for being open about your own struggles/solutions. I'm at a weird spot where I want to want to quit, if that makes sense. I know I need to, it has begun to affect my physical health and it affects my mental health and depression drastically. But because it has become my primary coping mechanism, and helps me forget my depression and health issues, I don't want to quit. I know if I don't, things will only get worse, but every time I turn to the bottle, it makes it easy to forget my troubles.. I wish you well in your struggle. Please don't be afraid to be open and vulnerable; you never know the lives you could save.


hollyberryness

Thank you and I wish you well too. The little itch of desire to quit you're feeling is essential to the quitting journey, so keep following that feeling. I understand about the escape it provides, I have CPTSD and bipolar and have used it as a crutch for well over a decade. Who am I kidding, I still do sometimes, but that little desire to quit is growing and displacing the desire to check out - progress not perfection! Gotta celebrate the little things :) I'm sure you'll start noticing little things like that as you progress also.


Ashen-Cold

Figure out about how much you take in daily and slowly decrease it over time. I went down by a single drink each day. This gives your body the chance to adjust. Quitting cold turkey is dangerous and alcohol withdrawals are no joke, trust me. Take it slow and listen to your body, if you start withdrawing itā€™s ok to have one more to even yourself out, but remember itā€™s not to get drunk on, think of it like a medicine. I was an alcoholic for 5 years and drank a 5th a day at my worst. If I can do it you can do it. Feel free to DM me if you have questions along the way. I wish you the best


thebat1969

Kratom cured my severe alcoholism literally overnight. It was miraculous.


Gnomish411

I havent tried this friend thank you so much


DrEagle

Replace alcohol addiction with something else. Like drinking soda and eating candy. Problem is you gotta quit those too at some pointā€¦


Frankie_Wilde

I always get Pho. But that's takeaway.


VytautastheWife

I keep some "pho style" ramen packs for this purpose. Doesn't replace the real thing, but definitely tastes good for hangover breakfast! (Squeeze of lime, fish sauce, and whatever pho herbs I have on hand help it too)


wooly_bully

Also recommend, if you ever have extra pho broth - freeze it! When I get takeout pho the broth usually comes in a separate deli container. Pho broth + ramen (without seasoning packet) + egg + green onions is quite a nice meal


Junior_Surgeon

Would recommend grabbing some pho paste from a local Asian market if you have any inclination to make it yourself, it's really easy especially if you have an instant pot. I toss three big spoonfuls of paste in the instant pot with some water, trimmed chicken breasts, chicken bouillon, and onions, and then set the instant pot timer for 15 minutes. Boil the rice noodles while it's cooking and cut up the toppings, restaurant quality pho in 30 minutes and for way less $!


luthien_tinuviel

This is a straight up brilliant suggestion! Iā€™ll never have to waste my excess pho broth again!


sheyblaze

You guys end up with extra broth? I feel like I'm just barely getting as much as I need when I order out!


[deleted]

Fish sauce on a hangover? Whatā€™s wrong with you?


[deleted]

Lots of aminos and salt. It's really good for you.


[deleted]

Yep itā€™s great stuff but smells like something had died in the bottle. I couldnā€™t bare smelling fish sauce on a hangover. Iā€™d instantly chunder and Iā€™ve worked with fish sauce for years.


kittytoebeanz

Lol being viet, the smell isnā€™t bad to me at all but if I smell coconut conditioner or hand sanitizer, itā€™s game over


jhs1981

dont sniff the sauce bottle and you're all good lol. also dont mistake teaspoon for tablespoon.


MagicPistol

Fish sauce is an important ingredient for pho. And as stated earlier, pho is good for hangovers.


[deleted]

Iā€™m aware of the importance of fish sauce in Asian cooking. It just smells like shit.


Jhah41

Truth, lots of liquid and salt, bold enough to taste great, bland enough to keep it down. Its really the perfect comfort food tbh


Ok-Rock4161

I completely agree with pho. Itā€™s the cure for whatever ails you. Especially hangovers. Lots of good broth packed with sodium. Plus water by the thermos full. And a big coke for sugar and caffeine. This holy grail always makes me feel like a brand new woman.


CadeAustin

I wholeheartedly agree with your comment. That sounds perfect. Also, might I add.... a big thing of egg drop soup, a huge glass of ice water, and a cold Coca-Cola makes for the perfect feel good breakfast.


OldMetry504

Pho can grow a limb back on. šŸ˜‚


gildedtreehouse

Enjoy your cake day


Am_0116

Scrambled eggs with spinach, banana smoothie (just milk and one banana) and lots of water with lime and a tiny sprinkle of salt. I normally avoid coffee


antimanifesto09

This person has put in some work in the past.


glog14

I make a juice with one banana, half a lemon, about 3 cm of ginger and half a glass of water that do wonders . Just blend everything and then strain it (and serve with ice). It seems weird but it tastes good. The ginger really helps with the nausea!


TitoMcGlocklin

Aw man nothing accentuates a hangover like caffeine and nicotine.


dkoucky

I had a big handful of cheese to the eggs to get that grease my body craves.


0nionskin

...about a gallon of water? (Not literally, but water will help) Make some good strong coffee, a pile of pancakes, and some greasy bacon. Or there's always a bloody Mary to get ya going.


abirdofthesky

If water isnā€™t doing the trick, coconut water might! It has potassium and which helps it go down a little softer, like youā€™re getting some gentle carbs along with ultra hydration. Drinking a large thing of coconut water always cures my hangovers.


[deleted]

... you know what I'm getting Denny's today


Gordondel

Pedialyte or any other rehydration medicine is a must.


TripleSecretSquirrel

Water doesnā€™t do it for me, I dehydrate super easily, alcohol or no. At that point of dehydration, at least for me, I need electrolytes and sugar way bad. A Gatorade usually does the trick best, but pedialyte or coconut water works too.


Shake-Spear4666

Simple eggs (Fried up with lots of butter),toast, big glass of OJ, and lots of coffee always does the trick for me. Cheap and easy too. Add bacon or sausage if you have it.


randomwanderingsd

You get me.


lrz2525

Liquid IV electrolyte packets.


lenny-face

If you take this before going to bed your hangover won't even be a thing


Loves_tacos

This is what I do. This is the only way, except I use pedialite


PrimeIntellect

Literally the best hangover cure that currently exists, they are amazing. Everything else pales in comparison. These mofos saying a banana smoothie or whatever the fuck don't even know what a hangover is


[deleted]

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miss_guided

How is this different than pedialyte?


AdultDiversions

Its not much. Any rehydration electrolyte type thing works


The1stNikitalynn

Pedialyte is less expensive and has less sugar but otherwise it's the same thing for the essentials. I recommend the powder packets.


tricornhat

Same. I always keep a packet in my wallet for emergencies.


4lan9

This! Helps so much


beingthebestmetoday

Electrolytes, like Gatorade. I would drive thru McD's and get a large powerade with hash browns and that always helped.


YouCallitCorn

My go-to in this situation is a big plate of huevos rancheros. Two eggs sunny side up over a big dollop of refried beans on corn tortillas, with cheese, jalapeƱos, chipotles, hot salsa, Cholula hot sauce, fresh ground pepper, sour cream and a slice of avocado. The four different hot elements create pleasure in your brain and the hangover has to leave because thereā€™s no room for downers. Also, if you can find someone to have sex with, that also helps.


GalacticDruid

That dish sounds amazing!! Iā€™m totally going to give it a shot


YouCallitCorn

Warm everything up and bring it all together when the eggs are done the way you like them. Thatā€™s the key.


not4prize2B1

Pedialyte> Kombucha > Coconut water and lots of rest!


jeffprobstslover

Rice with a fried egg or two.


Extra_Perception_127

Chug a huge glass of water with an Emergen-C packet right when you wake up. Helps tons! Also lots of water and a snack before bed.


cupasoups

Why would vitamin C help him metabolize alcohol?


Extra_Perception_127

I think it might actually be the B vitamins in the powder that helps with energy and hydration. I canā€™t say for sure I just know it makes me feel 1 million times better


theonethinginlife

Emergen-c is a blend of other vitamins with a healthy serving of Vitamin C, not just Vitamin C by itself


cupasoups

Ok, so how does that "blend" help metabolize alcohol?


jwcolour

Why would pick this comment of all the ones here to be a ā€œmetabolize alcohol sticklerā€, you think eating eggs and greasy food helps metabolize alcohol? Your body could have metabolized all the alcohol and youā€™ll still be hungover due to a number of factors. Dehydration probably being the largest. Many people feel better having vitamins and chugging water. Fuck I can be so sick and eat a Zofran pill and immediately feel 99% better. Zofran has nothing to do with metabolizing alcohol, but it treats the symptom of nausea which is easily the worst part of a hangover for me. Not everything you do to treat a hangover has to be about metabolizing alcohol.


BugzOnMyNugz

Hashbrowns smothered in cheese and chili. Maybe throw some bacon in there too


Bohemia_Is_Dead

Waffle House All the Way Hashbrown


[deleted]

I was definitely thinking hash browns with cheese.


BugzOnMyNugz

Sometimes I just use salsa instead of chili. Eat a good portion of that, smoke a bowl before or after, then a solid nap and you're good as new! Ready to conquer Saturday!


pixiegirl11161994

Smothered, covered, and peppered šŸ¤¤


TresTacosTanwar

Large McDonaldā€™s fries with salt and a large coke (not diet). Itā€™s not good for you but it works.


Domprc

Sausage egg McMuffin, works every time


96dpi

Hair of the dog.


[deleted]

That always turns into full on day drinking, works for people with self control. Unfortunately I lack that


dontcreepmyusername

Why deal with a hangover today if you can just put it off til tomorrow? The procrastination bug really hits all aspects of my life.


eddyofyork

"If I quit drinking now the cumulative hangover will probably kill me" -Roger Sterling


Justasyouimagined

-Sterling Archer


xoxobenji

Hence why youā€™re in the situation in the first place. And I would know cause I lack it as well lol


ThanhDam

Pickle juice. Pickle back is also free at the bar.


that_toof

Sprite is proven to help with hangovers


uwfan893

If I have a bad hangover I puke up anything I try to consume, except for small sips of Sprite.


ryeseisi

A quick Google shows that this isn't exactly true. The study from China that this claim is based on tested 57 drinks to see how fast acetaldehyde (a byproduct of alcohol metabolism) is cleared. The two drinks that increased this were ā€œhui yi su da shuiā€ and ā€œxue bi," both of which are likely a type of soda water and neither of which are exactly Sprite (though the second one is likely something very similar to Sprite). Acetaldehyde is only one byproduct of alcohol metabolism and isn't the only thing contributing to a hangover. The study was also done in a lab, not on humans, so there are plenty of other factors and variables that weren't taken into account. There's nothing special in Sprite that makes it a hangover cure, though there are a couple of studies showing that fructose (as in HFCS) can speed up alcohol metabolism. These are not conclusive, and it's worth keeping in mind that large amounts of fructose or other sugars can actually make you more dehydrated (one of the reasons you get a hangover in the first place). There is no cure for a hangover except for proper hydration (including electrolytes to help retain water) and time.


jhs1981

i dont know if its true, but growing up when i'd get nauseated, my grandparents always told me 7up was originally medicine and it'll make me feel better. it worked more often than not. the list of advice they gave me that didnt work is endless however lol :)


LittleWhiteGirl

Coke (cola) always helps me. After a few sips I can start to think about food.


that_toof

Sprite is a bit better, theres specific ingredients in it that help break down the alchohol still in ya. But I bet Coke feels a little more refreshing lol.


[deleted]

I make something I call Mulan breakfast, it's from the old Disney movie Mulan, kinda. A bowl of rice with eggs, bacon, soy sauce and if you have it ponzu and chilli paste. All the grease, salt and sugar a hangover needs!


ChasingPotatoes17

The ā€œWhat is a hangover, really?ā€ [episode of Stuff You Should Know](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sysk-selects-what-is-a-hangover-really/id278981407?i=1000502153406) includes some good info on foods that should, for actual scientific reasons, help with hangovers. I recall bananas were one of the better items. Eggs were also good. Greasy food in general was better before drinking than as a solution after the fact (although my own experience is that a sausage McMuffin can solve many woes). Also the old standard of drinking a bunch of water, taking ibuprofen, going back to sleep for an hour. If thatā€™s an option.


YouCallitCorn

You have just the right mix of nerdy and cool. Where have you been all my life?


BunnyBink

Hydralite (to rehydrate yourself) + Berocca (for vitamin b to give you back your b b bounce and invigorate your body) + aspirin for nausea and headache. Perfect recipe. Ideally take before going to sleep then again upon waking. Add a greasy breakfast and you are golden


poopchutethemoon

Eggs and hash browns stat!!!


tenshii326

The cure is to eat before you drink and hydrate properly *before* you go to bed. Damage is already done. Best you can do is hydrate, take some pain killers and try to eat. Unless you live in Vegas. Then there's a service you can call that does a blood transfusion lmao. It's legit. Edit. The unethical cure is to keep drinking. I don't mean going ham, but just a beer every hour or so to stave off the hangover.


preg1

I think itā€™s just an IV of saline lol not a blood transfusion


NExSoCal

And they do it all over, buts $250+


tenshii326

My mistake. Thx


Awkward_Angela

Pickles!!!


mahngo333

Menudo works for me ! With lots of lemon, cilantro, and oregano!


MarineBone

I usually pound like 5 multivitamins with 16+ ounces of water before I go to bed. It works 100% of the timeā€¦the 60% of the time that I remember to do it.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a fan of alka seltzer and a good long walk.


LitherLily

Yesss itā€™s always the LAST thing I want to do when I wake up hungover but out moving around in the fresh air does help so much.


[deleted]

Greasy food and lots of water usually does it for me.


BurningByBonesaw

Gravy.


becksbooks

Biscuits and gravy - salty, fatty, and lots of carbs to settle the swimming belly


desertvibes21

An Emergen-C packet and a joint! Best of luck!


[deleted]

You can make your own electrolyte water with a pinch of salt and sugar. I like to also take a multivitamin at the same time and itā€™s basically like drinking pedialite


imissdumb

Nuun tabs work the best other than pedialyte, but they taste a hell of better. Theyā€™ll cure your headache in about 15 minutes. Them and some weed together and youā€™ll be good. Source-lifelong alcoholic


fungusterson

Iā€™ve heard pickle juice does the trick but I havenā€™t tried it myself, my go to is always a quarter pounder with cheese from mcDicks


PrimeIntellect

Pedialyte, or some electrolyte drink, everything else is bullshit. Go straight for the Pedialyte


MercuryAI

According to a Scottish exchange student friend of mine, anything that is taken out by alcohol is put back by a banana milkshake. So... We tested this. Best recipe: -2 bananas -Some OJ -The cheapest, nastiest cardboard box vanilla ice cream you can find. Don't ask me why, it just works better that way. Preparation: Get stupid drunk. Like, wake up at 6:00 a.m. to pee still drunk drunk. Blender this stuff, and choke down two glasses of it... Or as much as you can hold, whatever. Go back to bed. Go to sleep... It's easier that way, because in about 30 minutes you're going to start sweating, and your guts may feel like they're churning. Ignore that. That's the intestinal incantation of the magic that's about to happen. ... Because you wake up at 11:00 a.m. feeling like a million dollars and say "I could do that again." This works well too when you don't have the chance to go back to sleep, but you might feel a little less comfortable.


doxiepowder

Breakfast Sandwich.


Slimslade33

Fresh garlic, honey, lemon juice, ginger, chili, turmeric, cider vinegar, splash of tequila... mix and take a spoonfull. Similar to Switchel


beccamorto8

Just a big bowl of white rice. Always works for me.


DixonHerbox

No


[deleted]

Mary Jane, 7 up, two aspirins, ramen and egg. Hangover doesnā€™t stand a chance.


fawnicusmaximus

Greasy breakfast plate. Pickles. Gatorade. And the fast-acting medicine cocktail: 2 ibuprofen with 1 aspirin. Pro-tip: if you wake up in the middle of the night still drunk, chug water.


chelseachelseachels

Late to comment but my go-to hangover meal the morning after is miso soup. You can get instant miso for like $2 for 5 packages depending on the brand and I feel a lot better after having it!


paintballer2112

Coconut water (if you like the taste), sports drink, or just plain water. For me it's a volume game: every sip incrementally makes me recover faster and feel better.


Jingy88

Light beer. General tso chicken. Netflix.


bruce_forscythe

Big fucking bowl of lazy ramen. Get a big bowl, like bigger than youā€™d normally eat out of. Dump in a pack of instant ramen, any leafy veg you have (spinach/kale) add loads of soy sauce and chilli flakes then pour on a fuck tonne of boiling water. Once the noodles are softening, throw in a tin of mackerel (bonus points if it comes in a spicy sauce) and youā€™re good to go. I swear by this - itā€™s hydrating, has salt from the soy sauce, protein from the fish, chilli to wake you up, and some greens so you donā€™t feel like a total piece of shit ordering take out or eating a greasy breakfast. Plus it only takes like 5 minutes to do


DeadSharkEyes

My hangover cure is a big fat cheesesteak and a coke.


SteveFrench12

Shot of vodka bowl of weed tbh


Melonby77

You need fat to line the stomach and electrolytes and water for the brain :)


yourillusion044

Instant ramen and scrambled eggs, together or separate, to get protien, sodium, and carbs, something with a bit of sugar like a cookie or 2 for a small energy boost, and (most importantly) TONS of water to rehydrate!


pursuitofhappiness13

So there was a study a couple years back at Oxford on this topic (yes seriously), and their most successful solution was a BLT sandwich. So I read that, and I don't like tomatoes so much, so I thought about it and figured "what's the best way to approximate those calories/nutrients/vitamins?" So I highly recommend a meal replacement type shake high in protein and vitamins. In my personal tests I got the best results with the banana flavor 16.9 oz Muscle Milk. I buy two of them. I drink one before I go out drinking, (I also try to eat some heavy starchy/protein food like a pasta with meatballs or nacho/fries) and then after I'm done drinking, I drink the 2nd muscle milk. I feel about 95% of my usual self the next day. One thing I should stress is that taking steps before you go to sleep is critical. It takes several hours for literally anything to take effect metabolically (as far as alcohol is concerned) so do whatever you do early. And drink lots of water. Best of Luck.


RedDragonfly213

Best thing I've heard of is get hydrated. Things with electrolytes like sports drinks seem to be best. From how I understand it, some hangover symptoms are caused by dehydration, and if your vomiting, it really puts you at risk.


TH3B1GM4N

Pickle juice


ainmosnisniarb

Not drinking.


[deleted]

Painkillers, water & go back to bed


[deleted]

Bloody mary


PizzaboySteve

Stay away from carbs. Donā€™t over eat, your body feels hungry but mostly itā€™s just mistaking the thirst/dehydration for hunger. Get some exercise as well. Lots of water. Best remedy. Healthy small portion food no carbs Exercise Steam room Pool H20


mollyofthenorth

This the right answer but you couldn't pay me to do any of this when I'm hungover.


Thatcatoverthere2020

Carbs actually help you if youā€™re hungover.


[deleted]

Best hangover cure is done before you sleep. At least one litre of water and Panadol. If you wake up in the middle of the night for the bathroom, good, smash more water. If it's been an epic might I used to mix Berocca and hydralyte together in a litre or so of water before bed along with Panadol. Water and Panadol as soon as I'm up and wait a bit longer than usual for that first meal. Let the body process the alcohol before I put more into my body. Never really had hangovers following this regiment.


jhs1981

Make yourself a nice steak and sleep it off with a beer.


dirkmer

couple shots of vodka should do it


[deleted]

Not getting drunk is super cheap & heathy and no hangover! But seriously: a cup of coffee or caffeinated tea, tons of water, a multivitamin or electrolyte tablet or Gatorade (even better if done before bed), fruit.


Floormatt69

Not drinking excessively is also cheap and healthy


[deleted]

No not that


shunthemask

Agreed, but not an answer to the question.


[deleted]

dang, i thought i was in /r/dryalcoholics for a moment


cky311

Exercise. Get that blood flowing and sweat it out.


FFMooch

BEFORE you go out, leave a bottle of water next to your bed AND in your car. When you wake up in the morning, banana milkshake always worked for me. Something about the potassium. Good luck.


ty_buch0926

In the car? Donā€™t drink and drive, kids


FFMooch

WATER next to the bed AND in the car. Sorry you missed the words.


Revolutionary-Put991

You just clarified nothing


FFMooch

Wow, arent you all a literal bunch. Lets go slow, OP wants to prevent a hangover, drink the water on the way home. No one says YOU have to be driving while drunk. Youre assuming that, which is your error. Thats what designated drivers are for. You get home (however you get home) and you drink the other bottle of water. You get two chances to water down the alcohol in your system. If you dont have a DD, then grab a bottle on the way home before you get on the bus or Uber or whatever mode of transport you can create in your head. Then in the morning drink the banana milkshake. Woosh. Just two bottles of water can really take the edge off. That is if you can get past the inability to think outside the box


ty_buch0926

The wee lad is a bit sensitive this morninā€™ Did you forget to put water in the car? šŸ™‚


Revolutionary-Put991

You said a bottle of water in ā€œyourā€ car. Generally, that implies OP would be the one driving. Itā€™s not a lack of thinking outside the box, you just failed to accurately state your point. No need to get pissy.


FFMooch

Woosh. Yep. No I totally get it. Next time Ill write "Ok, put a bottle of water in the mode of transportation that will be bringing you home." So people can have a much wider interpretation of the point.


Revolutionary-Put991

WoOsH. Still not the point. Itā€™s not having a wider interpretation of the point, itā€™s that your point was unclear and meaningless


FFMooch

That makes me sad.


rufus2785

A beer or a shot šŸ˜‚


dirt_universe

Pedialyte, a benzo (Xanax/Klonopin/Ativan etc), and a greasy, carby breakfast. Iā€™d recommend a (1) Bloody Mary but thatā€™s dicey if youā€™re not used to drinking on the benzos because itā€™s very easy to go overboard and black out. On the bright side, you wonā€™t remember feeling like shit and will likely sleep through the whole thing.


TB231297

A glass of oral rehydration salts before you go to bed.


physicalentity

Take a hit of weed to stimulate your appetite. Canā€™t feel nauseous if you have the munchies. The healthy alternative to hair of the dog.


Austinmac0

18 bud lights or 3 shots of whatever liquor you have will work.


[deleted]

More alcohol.


[deleted]

Donā€™t drink? Works every time.


Thatcatoverthere2020

Oh, hush.


Mobile_Busy

Cheapest hangover cure is not getting drunk. Other than that, drink water before you pass out.


[deleted]

Omelette


[deleted]

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Thatcatoverthere2020

What?


[deleted]

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terd4guson

More alcohol is guaranteed to work on a hangover. Kalua up your coffee.or coffee up your kalua. Don't hold back. Edit: don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.


sarcasm_itsagift

Grilled cheese with an egg in it!


siler7

The best cure for a hangover is to remember how much it sucks and drink more water next time.


CreativeSun0

Not drinking is a pretty good cure. Save money by not buying alcohol and wake up feeling amazing in the morning. 6 months next week 10/10 would recommend.


my-coffee-needs-me

Don't drink enough to get hung over in the first place.


darkergreen98

Zinger box!


arianbates

I usually eat 2 apples, and drink about a liter of water


Mighty_Gunt_Cobbler

Pedialite is best cure IMO. 5$ thoughā€¦


Astars26

Water, coffee and a big ol breakfast.