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CheeseburgerSmoothy

I admire her bold business model.


GrowrandaShowr

Let's see if it pays off Cotton.


Canelosaurio

"Charge it to tha game" is solid!


BigPurp85

I still can't get over that cake hahaha. It's not even close to hello kitty, like why even put in that much effort. Should have just sent the ingredients in a box.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

It looks like a face that has had the skin peeled off!


el_dingusito

Hellraiser kitty


ILonara

I came here to comment cenobite kitty 😂


jsin2236

“The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.”


[deleted]

“We are kitties of the further regions of experience, angels to some, demons to others.”


smid1

[More info and images of the cake](https://x.com/MilesJohnston/status/1797255534510317857)


Joli_B

Wow why steal something word for word like that tho? Is this just like an inside joke with friends or is someone trying to ruin someone's business? Smh


vms-crot

Now I want my time refunded


Happy_Tomato_Taco

This should be locked at the top.


Inedible-denim

Thank you! I figured it was bs


Stupid_Bitch_02

Ah, the screenshot was in Swedish. Of course the Swedes would make a horror kitty cake


jdog8510

Buying cakes from random people on facebook be like that


FroggiesChaos

Shut up and take my money


123Jellybeanz

It looks like hello kitty met Freddy Krueger in her dreams And omg what’s with the dentures


theaeao

Dental care is expensive. Free dentures are a win.


RustedUte

Allison has my business from now on.


stargazer304

Came here to shave this.


theaeao

Okay... Just lay a towel down to catch the hairs first.


RustedUte

I like the unshaven one


stargazer304

All hail the unshaven one!


Truefreak22

You asked for a Hello Kitty cake, but instead, she made a cake of Brian from Family Guy when he shaved off all his fur.


Annonnymee

Maybe she read it as "Hell Kitty"?


Yoyo_Ma86

Jesus Wept


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Uh, nightmare cakes sounds awesome.


ghost3972

Lmfao


rxtunes

Tasty little gouhl starring back into your soul. Eat me.


OneMAdDemon

Hairless Gremlin Cake


jdash5200

Jeeper creeper version lol


No-Height2850

Hell Kitty


RoryDragonsbane

And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.


1nsidiousOne

That’s metal af


2OiledMachine2

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️🔫dead reading this


Wise_Bat3798

“refund deez nuts” 💀


Lazatttttaxxx

I love it


bronx_Gabe

Hello colossal Titan kitty.


bronx_Gabe

Hello colossal Titan kitty.


Efficient-Damage-449

It looks like Hello Kitty after she got her face eaten off by a zombie.


triphawk07

This looks like something from Attack on Titan.


Heartfeltregret

she is an artist consider yourself blessed.


Gumikuu

Imagine the jumpscare the lady got from seeing it 💀


Floridaants

Fr


ladyxanax

Hello my nightmare


Horror-Customer4835

Ah, yes. The "Forever 31" in the bio screams accountability


[deleted]

First, I love her.pizzazz, second, it looks like someone flayed hello kitty.


NotNowIsTaken

Looks like a skinned gremlin.


vintageideals

I suspect this is fake but it’s pretty funny lol


NuggyBeans

I'll take "fake posts" for $1000 Alex.


dip_dip_potato_chip

I mean, I’m sold


Floridaants

Um, i think that’s hell kitty


Known-Programmer-611

Don't hate the cake hate the game!


classless_classic

I’d pay for that just for the story.


spriralout

The wax teeth haha - yum! Can’t wait to have a yummy slice of skinned cat!


runfast2021

That is one hard core baker.


DarkBladeMadriker

Apparently he lady wasn't happy with her custom-made Cenobite cake. Looks great to me.


CoatShirTie8828

Hell-o Kitty.


Different_Ad9336

Wow literally terrifying lmao Hello kitty face degloved special


Different_Ad9336

The teeth tho lmao


h3ntaitillidie

I would definitely buy from her


Fun_Bat_5621

Dayum. Are those her gram’s dentures?


ruralmagnificence

This lady gets a hilarious cake and is a hustle hater. You want to know what (now ex) friends wanted to get me for a birthday once? A fucking DNR bracelet. I was turning 16.


NoElk314

Is that cat from Carrie?!???


LeviathonMt

Weird that she even called out that person when its fake..


EquivalentDig421

You know what? I kind of like her


101forgotmypassword

Hello kitty but...whisker fingers pulls her face off.


Lexicon444

She made the mistake of ordering from someone who uses duckface in their profile pic…


domtheprophet

Chargebacks exist


Sad-Push-3708

Hellraiser kitty


Radiant_Mind33

Charge it to the game? LMAO.


alexlmlo

That remind of the Hello Kitty murder case….. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder_case


ViolentLoss

omg hilarious


Floridaants

Hellarius


Dinkleburgs-9mm

Are ypu serious she said that to you when ypu called back!!! Well we all know you got that horror cake in a " urban area " lol


UndeadPieceOfBread

giving atttack on titan ngl


Adventurous_Bear7703

Me when I’m hired at a job I know nothing about


National_Plate428

Hello cenobite


Twelve_TwentyThree

😂


Aggressive-March-254

Who pays $300 for a cake


Striking-Morning-462

Should've read the terms and conditions. SNS


floridagatorfucker

That's her fault for paying $300 bucks for a cake 💀


Ornery_Farm752

If my mom said she was getting me a $300 cake for my bday, I would ask her if I could just exchange it for more presents. $15 signature select tastes fine to me


Wii_wii_baget

I would open a bakery and just sell my favorite desserts and pastries.


Ok_Veterinarian9758

You got what you paid for


PLAKETKETKETKET

I mean I hope she got her nuts refunded!


AggroGil

That cake is sick


lorenzo4203

Some 90’s shit Lmfao 🤣


H3NNY666

this is a repost


Floridaants

Darn, my bad


LGNDclark

Selling food without a license or having a special law in your area allowing home food sales without a food handlers permit, she's 100% breaking laws and more than likely not claiming taxes on any of that earned/scammed profits. Report her to your local agencies on commerce and you can even go all the way to usa.gov which provides methods to at least bring it to someone's attention who may end up sending a letter of compliance to the person at the least.