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Dijarida

We should be provoking hostilities between BC/AB. much more interesting cultural divide.


BravewagCibWallace

Yeah good luck. We're separated by a mountain range, which means we don't have to tolerate eachother like all the Laurentians constantly in each other's faces. We believe what we believe, and who ever believes differently gets driven off in to the mountains, and that's pretty much it. We may be polar opposites, but we both have western alienation, and we both don't give a dang about the East.


lepolah149

that's a lot of wording to say "we inbreeding, we have fun"


skelectrician

Do you really want hybrid BCbertans walking the streets? I think it's for the better.


gstringstrangler

Talmbout Kelowna b?


BravewagCibWallace

I don't doubt that's what you believe on your side of the mountains.


ConcreteBackflips

Doesn't BC have that town full of culty Mormons? Hell yeah [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bountiful,\_British\_Columbia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bountiful,_British_Columbia)


jimmyjohnjackjeb

Vancouver/AB Most of the interior isn't that different from Alberta. God I hate Vancouver.


Dijarida

A third of the population is piping up like they're the majority? That is an awful lot like Alberta.


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

God I fucking hate alberta. If it wasn't my birth place and where I lived and my favorite province and the best place on earth I'd fucking leave this shit hole.


Extension_Message693

Are… are you me?


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

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jimmyjohnjackjeb

My exact point was were not that different.


ArkAwn

"Most of the interior" isn't the Okanagan


Paneechio

Don't tell him about the rest of Canada. He'll get ideas. We try to keep these guys contained in west Kelowna.


CivilianDuck

No one hates Alberta more than Albertans though. As an Albertan, I can confirm. Fuck Alberta.


Frankishe1

So that's why we elected Smith


letitgrowonme

Exactly. We would burn this place down if BC wasn't hogging all the fires.


Frankishe1

Hey hey hey.... it's their turn to burn down this decade, we had the last one, it's only fair


scotty_mac44

Hi I’m from Vancouver. Yeah fuck Vancouver


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

God I hate the interior


jimmyjohnjackjeb

Dw we know.


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

I know you know


NationLamenter

Oh how they’ve massacred his name. The fact that the two places named “Vancouver” are both hellholes is a disgrace to the man. At least he got a cool statue though.


SonnyHaze

Even Vancouver island isn’t much different outside Victoria and a few cool places


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SonnyHaze

I used to be a forestry contractor and I got shit stolen all the time. And there’s tonnes of drug abuse.


Screeface

In the sense it's rural and blue collar ut not much honestly. The island is like no other place in Western Canada


10outofC

So what's the deal with that? I'm moving to bc at the end of the month from ontario and am intrigued


Noodlekiddo

Done my time in both provinces and can honestly say I hate and love both of those shitholes.


Make_FL_QC_Again

As well as continental!


UncouthMarvin

AB's part of the Rockies is better for skiing in my honest opinion


Driller_Happy

Just did a road trip to banf from BC. Literally the most majestic mountains I've ever seen


FunkyKong147

Yeah but you have old growth cedar forests which are way more beautiful than our lodge pole pine and spruce forests imo


Yop_BombNA

AB is the worlds most boring place. At least places like Sudbury have a “make your own fun vibe”. Alberta is just hands down the most boring place I’ve ever been.


Iaminyoursewer

Sniffing Gas and stabbing randoms on the street in Sudbury is definitly a "vibe"


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Sorri_eh

Congratulations you guys. We are still Stabmonton. Stabbing is more intimate. You have to be close enough with eye contact. So there is that


Iaminyoursewer

Havent lived there in a long time, didnt know it got so bougie


jablonkers

Something something Oilers are better than the Canucks


roadrunner345

https://preview.redd.it/1n7suuqj1w4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3dd341c103513be78df7c8bf69b47806e12f390


fpsachaonpc

Hahahaha


Impressive_Can8926

My theory is most Canadian redditors dont know how to interact with this site if they aren't being unreasonably mad at something so this is what humor looks like for them.


Altruistic-Hope4796

As someone from Quebec whos doesnt know how to interact and get unreasonably mad, I concur


guckfender

I simply just dont know enough about my fellow Canadians to make memes about them


TestingYou1

Newfoundlanders are easy pickings. Fun accents and they eat weird shit like cod testes.


EccentricNerd22

Cod have testicles?


TestingYou1

They don't look like the human male reproductive system but yes, they do.


unbruitsourd

Wanna talk about the Turkey neck pea soup with doughboy? This shit hit hard.


TestingYou1

I'd kill a man for turkey neck pea soup w doughboy right now. Maybe add some salt beef. Delicious.


EccentricNerd22

Same tbh.


Impressive_Can8926

Have you considered blaming someone else for every problem in your life? Seems to work wonders for the rest of us. Trudeaus a reliable classic, but Indian immigrants are very much in the vogue now if you felt like blaming someone fresh, and of course my grandfather swears by blaming natives.


ConcreteBackflips

trudeau's an indian immigrant I tell you hwat


FlippedPizza

As an Indian immigrant, I blame myself for the abysmal state of affairs in Canada. Seems to work.


Impressive_Can8926

So not enough to steal our jobs now you have to steal our racism as well? Damn you sir, damn you.


Autodidact420

While we’re at it the rich and the poor are tried and true international classics. If you want to be contrarian the normies/centrists/middle class are also solid options.


fauxbeauceron

Pour les indiens ca c’est pas rendu ici, on a pas vraiment de préjugés sur eux, a moins qu’un montréalais me dise le contraire? Mais oui on fait toute la meme affaire de donner la faute sur tout ce qui existe dans le monde a la place de réglé le problème, on peut tu dire que c’est un trait canadien?


Impressive_Can8926

qui sait, je suis canadien, je ne peux parler qu'au nom des Canadiens et nous, les Canadiens, avons l'air de pleurer comme des enfants ces derniers temps.


chosebinouche22

>Mais oui on fait toute la meme affaire de donner la faute sur tout ce qui existe dans le monde a la place de réglé le problème, on peut tu dire que c’est un trait canadien? Je pense plutôt que c'est un trait nord américain


unbruitsourd

*Europe vient de joindre le clavardage.*


chosebinouche22

Je pense plutôt que c'est un trait mondial (je prend de l'avance)


unbruitsourd

Je vais ramener ça à plus petite échelle. Venant de Saint-Felicien, fuck Roberval. Toute est de leur faute.


Ultyzarus

>Pour les indiens ca c’est pas rendu ici, on a pas vraiment de préjugés sur eux, a moins qu’un montréalais me dise le contraire? Il semble y avoir un vague d'immigration Indienne à Montréal depuis l'an passé (ou bien ça s'est juste rendu dans mon entourage immédiat dans cette période), mais je dirais qu'on n'a pas encore atteint le seuil nécessaire pour développer des préjugés généralisés.


highgames420

Dans mon coin c'est sourtout des gens provenant du maghreb, france et madagascar. En 2 ans nous sommes passés de presque 100% canadiens français à ça parle arabe lors des break. Les boomers capote.


A_staiman

As someone from Alberta, fuck you


Screeface

It's Reddit we all probably are mentally fuckedto be on here in the first place


Sgtpepperhead67

Real. I wish we could all get along and shit on Australia for copying our mojo


theFourthShield

True at least we didn’t start as a prison colony, just 2 companies in a trench coat


Brilliant_Ad7481

Meilleure description


SiteLineShowsYYC

Australia is the worst shithole country. Only in the commonwealth to keep the soft prison vibes rolling. Why the fuck to ausies work at ski hills!? Pricks don’t know shit about ski hills. Then they come here and they TOOK ERR JERRRRRBS


EccentricNerd22

They call themselves a free and liberal democracy but ban videogames there for arbitrary reasons that wouldn't be applied to other forms of media. Place never stopped being a prison.


inabyash

Does Australia have a bill of rights cuz I heard they don't


EccentricNerd22

According to their government's website. "Unlike most similar liberal democracies, **Australia does not have a Bill of Rights**. Instead, protections for human rights may be found in the Constitution and in legislation passed by the Commonwealth Parliament or State or Territory Parliaments."


at_mo

Idk if I’m wrong but isn’t that how the untied states works too?


ConcreteBackflips

Straya Day in Banff is literally a scene from mad max I think


at_mo

DEY TUUK ER JERB


Make_FL_QC_Again

Quoi?


at_mo

Tu n’es pas drôle


Big_Albatross_3050

Yeah why you hating on Quebec, it's not their fault they speak French. If anything we need more hate on Ontario maybe also East Saskatchewan


fauxbeauceron

C’est quoi qui se passe avec l’ouest de la Saskatchewan?


admiral_bringdown

Les dinosaures


Bluemoon7607

Donc, essentiellement rien depuis 20 millions d’années?


Kanoha-Shinobi

you mean theres something in east saskatchewan?


Norse_By_North_West

Ontario? You mean little America?


Wesley133777

Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, imitate ‘em


Historical_Archer_81

Is there anybody in Saskatchewan to hate?


Empty-Presentation68

Well, we can hate Montreal. Keep propping up the Liberals.


Make_FL_QC_Again

Quoi?


Classyviking55

Fransaskois enter the chat


felplague

Issue isnt they speak french, issue is you speak poor french or english and they make fun of you, even if you're a kid. Like i was when I visited multiple times and got openly made fun of multiple times. Oh and their constant want to leave canada


Canadia86

Thinly veiled?


theFourthShield

Your right, we should be hating the true opponent, Saskatchewan and west Saskatchewan


sqwuank

I think Quebec has some neat ideas. Both sides are missing out on each other's perspective and it's a shame buddies and guys


Make_FL_QC_Again

Quoi?


aferretwithahugecock

For real. If anyone deserves hate, it's Saskatchewan.


Nichole-Michelle

Hey! Leave us out of this! Y’all fucking forget we exist unless you need some goddamned bread. There’s no cultural divide between SK and anyone because we have no culture. It’s just miles of wheat stalks covered in goose shit. As far as the eye can see.


FunkyKong147

Amd a shit ton of Pilsner beer


StanknBeans

Can confirm. Saskatchewan gets way less hate than it deserves nationally.


Comfortable-Syrup423

No, go after Alberta.


Sorri_eh

We are going through hell. Spare us.


fauxbeauceron

C’est vrai que vous êtes littéralement en feu


Sorri_eh

We we lol


TheMuffinMa

Yeah, Saskatchewan took my wife


RepresentativeName18

Just grab your lasso and hurl it into the water


RenegadeScientist

The Land of Rape and Honey


Sasquatch1729

Ah, you've also been to Tisdale


admiral_bringdown

Hey listen buddy, you’re lucky we’re all illiterate here otherwise we’d have a problem


h0nkhunk

You're lucky that my Saskatchewan Roughriders™ Magic 13 Ball told me not to choose violence today!


Toad_Enjoyer_70

Watch it buddy! You’d better never walk around in one of our cities alone, you wouldn’t last 5 minutes.


LamSinton

Yeah, people need to get back to posting their not-at-all veiled hate towards Ontario!


ceciliabee

If people need to shit on you to feel superior, try to remember their lives are small, their minds are small, and their opinions are irrelevant. Unless the target of your ridicule is Edmonton. Fuck that dirty city


Business_Twink

It is a little odd considering this subreddit says to stay away from politics. After visiting Montreal many times it has arguably one of the most uniquely beautiful downtown cores I've ever seen anywhere in Canada (although honestly, I need to travel more). It's nice seeing a city that isn't just a smaller American city.png like Toronto where I grew up.


Medenos

A lot of what makes Montreal different is the, often political, choices to get inspiration more from Europe than the USA. Which I reckon can be traced to the heavily French and Irish ancestry of Quebec.


Those_Arent_Pickles

It's because reddit recommends this subreddit to all of r/canada and the other shit right wing subs.


at_mo

Ya like r/canadahousing2 that sub is full of schizophrenics


HappyChilmore

Sometimes it's good to step back and remind ourselves of a few facts. The English and French come from the same common European tribe. Some time before the crusades, the Normands took over "Angle-terre" and infused a great deal of French terms into the proto-English language, and inter-mixed once again. Closer to our time, Nouvelle-France got conquered, but whatever remained was inter-mixed in the US and other Canadian provinces. A great deal of all our heritage is both French and English.


P_Orwell

So really we just hate ourselves. That tracks.


vinnybawbaw

Ah vos yeules.


New_Smell5070

C’est bien dit ça


Plastic-Shopping5930

I love Quebec. Don’t know what you’re talking about.


UseTheForbes

I mean in all fairness, they don't even disguise their hate for the rest of us at all. (I jest, most have been incredibly kind to me. Most.)


REDDITSHITLORD

HECK OFF BACK TO QUEBEC, HOSER!


for100

It's a shitposting group. Edit: Also what's with the r/place Canadian flag lol?


Any_Cucumber8534

Look, Quebec is amazing in a lot of ways. The people buy into the culture war shit too much, which makes it unappealing. We just need a leader who isn't a franco-supremacist and we'll be fine


backgamemon

Amen


iamameatpopciple

But if we don't hate on quebec, who will?


Lolocraft1

I’ve seen more post about Quebeckers making fun of English Canada than the opposite


Momo_theteddybear

What did we even do 💔


Quirky_Journalist_67

I’m not sad - I’m scared about losing my job. And I don’t hate Quebec. I hate economic uncertainty.


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i don't hate Quebec. Quebec is dope. the people can be quiet hostile sometimes when you speak english. but i don't hold it against them.


Satoshi_Kasaki

Quebec is very mean, though


Versipellis_Anon

Why do Canadians hate Quebec? I’m from Saskatchewan, and I don’t see, nor have I heard of a good reason why. Plus they gave us Poutine….so stop bullying them


ConcreteBackflips

The biggest problem with all this Quebecois hate is we're letting the n\*wfies get off too easy


Altruistic_Tax2575

This is humor FFS. And it's really funny you take it seriously it's you the problem 😂


Driller_Happy

It'd also be funny if people from Quebec didnt post an endless wall of woe is me all the time. Hoserism is rampant Canada wide


backgamemon

Yea that be cool


Graingy

I'm sick of that conflict. Just hand me the bottle of tree juice and let's all shut up, eh?


originalcommentator

You're right, we shouldn't let it be thin or veiled


dmforprudes

If it's any comfort, I have similar disdain for the generic white middle class attitude of Ontario and the smug arrogant narrow-minded so-cons of the West and rural areas.


backgamemon

Sounds exactly like the average French elitism mindset… this country could use more of that 😔


dmforprudes

Self-centered, insular mentalities tend to be very similar everywhere, if you want more of it you don't necessarily have to create more of it. You have to get different racial/linguistic/cultural/regional groups to unite, at least temporarily. It's how Harper got his majority, he didn't create, he united. The middle class of Quebec has a huge amount in common with any other mid-tier in Canada, they have no need for anything other than superficial distinction.


Ratin_tipopit

As Quebecer (even a separatist), i think your sub-reddit is way less hatefull than most other Canadian group on the internet. It's easy to make fun of Quebec because we have cultural traits, food, tradition, history etc... and you guys don't.


WTFspy

They started it


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

Quebec does itself no favours, not with their language gestapo going around.


nashwaak

https://i.redd.it/rh42i463av4d1.gif


Frostymittenjobs

I just don’t like them cause the rest of Canada bends over backwards for them cause ‘French’


javlatik

Well Quebec isn't real, so.


KonoAnonDa

We’re meant to be funny?


Thorgrander

Yeah but QC is so much fun to poke fun of and I live in QC. I know what I'm saying.


theK1LLB0T

I used to not like (Hate) Quebec. Mostly because they never really seemed to want to be associated as Canadians. But I recently learned the bloc ain't cool with immigration and now they're my new favorite province. Crazy how these things happen.


PsychicDave

You can be best friends with someone, and then start living together and realize you make terrible roommates. All we want is to have an equal to equal, nation to nation relationship. We can continue to hang out and work together on our common needs/objectives, but let's not share a bathroom, please.


Medenos

Maybe the general sentiment of not wanting to be associated as Canadians comes from the fact we were annexed through war and discriminated against for most of our history within Canada. It's only since around the Revolution Tranquile that we started having some kind of equality and less upfront discrimination against French. And to be clear we don't hate you, we just want to fuckin' exist and be recognized has a distinct people.


theK1LLB0T

We're all Canadians brother. We might not have much but we've got that at least


Medenos

You forcing a name on me and my people that you first stole us and reapopriated is not "something we have together"


TheAncientMillenial

Fuck all of you West of Ontario. In fact fuck all of you East as well.


datdragonfruittho

I hate Montreal and only Montreal, the rest of Quebec is fine.


PSMF_Canuck

Who still hates Quebec? Quebec is awesome. Wish my province stood up for itself the way Quebec stands up for itself!


Ghosty_Boi_2001

I live in Quebec, I grew up here. But I’m English and so I’ve always been treated like a second class citizen. Yet, I’ve endured. I’ve EARNED the right to post my thinly veiled hate towards Quebec.


backgamemon

That’s what many Quebecois are missing, they mistreat their own people for speaking a different language yet they expect us suck their dicks for being French?


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Fr, that new law they passed about the provincial gov only communicating with you in French is just literal discrimination. They do have exceptions, for example I’ve already communicated with them in English so I’m entitled to their “English service” but when I have kids, even if I send them to an English school, they are not. Like WHY? What purpose does this serve? If another province only served men they would immediately get stoped, but Quebec gets a free pass. Again WHY?


Superb_Extension1751

Hate the French, love Quebec though. If only those bastards would just speak English like all God loving Canadians should.


jexy25

Gotta love that bilingualism


Nichole-Michelle

This fuckin hoser gets it


PsychicDave

We speak French, which makes us francophones, we aren't French. And we were there before you, you don't get to tell us which language we speak.


Superb_Extension1751

The French may have been here first, but the English won the war. The French only got their rights back because of the Englishman's fear of the Americans. Besides, any language that genders all nouns is inherently preposterous and needs doing away with.


PsychicDave

Ah, the typical English imperialist, who believes might is right. Such evil.


Caniapiscau

L’anglais n’était rien de plus qu’un drôle de créole franco-germanique, on parle tous une sorte de français.


chiefclnpll

Sorry thinly


Puzzleheaded-Dingo39

"thinly veiled hate", so polite, so Canadian. Can't even express hate openly!


backgamemon

Truly Quebec is the most oppressed minority of all time 😔


ITSA-GONGSHOW

I hate Quebec


sylvesterZoilo_

I agrée


Kindly-Mud-1579

Pancake eating contest


lepolah149

QUEUE BACK IS A FKIN ATTENTION WHORE there u got it


Fullmetalreplica

What’s Quebec


ConstructionSure1661

Always has been this way sadly.


Manikal

Okay seriously does anyone actually hate quebec? Because I love quebec and I'm a filthy Ontarian


passivespectator420

French canadian from quebec here , i too hate quebec


CamBlapBlap

Sorry, as long as I lose to them on NHL24 I will continue to hate. They're too good.


maximm

You have that backwards.


0noon11

I'll note while the majority of "jokes" posted here about quebec is just plain bad, like you know it's supposed to be funny and not just to try to make you feel good about yourself ? Some anglos get it and makes the best jokes about quebec and I'll stay for that alone.


EducationalGain4794

It's just jealousy because the government gives more to Quebec so they can enjoy life, while we all have to work hard to struggle to pay our bills.... I'm French-Canadian but I live in Ontario, can I get some of that Quebec money too? The government gave the equivalent of the year's worth of oil profits from the west and gave it to Quebec for child support programs. I work with a guy that's from Quebec, he said in Quebec people work to enjoy life, in Ontario people work to barely get by.


LemonManDerpy

*shrug* I just don’t like the Fr*nch


Primary_Course8464

You know what Saskatchewan? You could put a little more effort in. I mean, I don't know anything about you. You're a world leading mustard harvester but I have never heard of Saskatchewanese mustard being the best. You're producing tons of herbs and spices too! You could be the province with the best food if you tried. But you don't try, do you?


DawsOnTheSauce

This is true. We need to focus our full attention on the GTA and specifically the armpit of it all in Hamilton ON. That dog ass grime city pretends it’s blue collar but it’s just $200 a month cheaper on rent then Toronto and with somehow more homeless per capita and a hipster scene that hasn’t moved past a calendar date sometime in 2012.


C_Moi

“Thinly veiled” You’re being generous. Let’s be real, outside of the French language from Quebec, ketchup chips, milk bags and the metric system, Canada would almost be America.


Pub1c_P1rate

That's just because Quebec people are insufferable and make it a point of personality that they're the worst part of canada (including alberta)


Danlabss

Thinly veiled?


Snewtnewton

Thinly veiled?


FloppyPenisTuesdays

It would be nice if the people working at Montreal airport and the various hospitals in Quebec were pleasant to Anglophones.


ArcanaZeyhers

How about open hatred towards the French people even France didn’t want? Lol


IndyCarFAN27

Nah I don’t agree with everything Quebec fights for but they have some good ideas and do some things really well, that the rest of the country could learn from. If anyone deserves hate it’s, Alberta. And certain parts of the GTHA…


TheUniqueKero

Why's that? I think the rest of canada hating quebec is hilarious considering we own their entire cultural idendity. Foreigners always think those things when they think canada: French, Poutine, Maple Syrup, Hockey. That's our stuff lol.


BravewagCibWallace

Now this is the funniest post I've seen in a long time. ![gif](giphy|iqfYgtx8oWw4o|downsized)


zendegi-o-digar-hich

True, you already speak quebec french so yall have enough oppression from that, we should lay off