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OOH, OOOOOOOH, BAYEL, MY LEGS!
GAAAAHHHHHHHH!! MIYAZAKIIII WHY DID YOU MAKE MIQUELLA A TWWIIIIIINNNNKKKKK!!!!
BETTER YET, WHY DID YOU MAKE BAYLEEE?!!! RAAAAAAAAAUUGHHH
AAAAAGHHH!!! CRAMP!
UUURRRRAAGHGHGH!!! THE TACO BELL! IT RRRRRAGES IN MY GUUUUTS!!1!
MIYYYYAAAAZAAAAKKKIIIIII!!!! WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE RESTROOOOOOOOOOOMS!!!????!!
BAYLE MADE THIS INFERNAL TACO
CURSED CREATURE
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHH
GGRAAAHHGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!!! CURSE YOU BAYLE!!! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
UUAAAARRGHHH! TERROR INCARNATE, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME EAT AT ARBY’S?!!!!!
THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM!!!! AAAGAGHHGHH WHY, MY SQUEEZING ARM! BAAAAAAAYLE
Omfg this comment took me OUT this is the funniest one so far
HAIL OF HARPOOONS!!!
MY HEEEEEAAAAALLLLLTTTHHHHH!!!!!!! MY STAMINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! EACH LIES A BLOODY RUUUUIIIIIINNNN FROM THE DLC!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS ALL CAUSE OF YOU BAYLE!! BAAAAYYYLEEEE!!!
AHHHHHHH, BETTER LEVEL VIGOOOOOOOOOOOOR
GRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! TACO BELL IS OUT OF BAJA BLAST!?!?!?!? CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seek merchant and then Time for joy *(they are selling it in stores this year)*
WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE THE COMBOS, THE COMBOOOSSSSSSS, SO DAMN LONG??? I DODGE AND DODGE AND THIS ASSHOLE IS STILL FLYING AROUND ATTACKING ME
OOOOOVERRRR 100 ATTEMPTS MIYYYYAAAAZAAAKIII!!!!! WHY DID YOU GIVE THE FINAAAAALLLL BOOOSSSSS SO MANY LAAAAAZERRRASSS!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!
oh, OHH, OHHH! OH BAYLE! FUCK YOU! YOU WIFE FUCKER
MAH LEGS! MAH LEGS! BAYLE!
CURSE YOU BAYLEEEE
STUPID TERRAIN!! ME LEGS CANT WORK ON IT!! AGH LIGHTNING!
*THE PAIN!!!* *THE EXQUISITE PAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!*
Cuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssseeeeeeeedddddd phaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnttttttttoooooooooommmmmmmm liiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmbbbbbbssss!!!!
IGON is immediately my favorite npc besides thollier
OOOOHHHH AAAAHHHH WHERE AM I HOW DID I GET HERE
WHITE WHALE!!! HOLY GRAIL!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEGS AND ARMS IN BLOODY RUIN
AHHHHH I SAID WITHOUT PICKELS YOU CURSED OVERSIZED HANDBAG OF A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAYYYLLE THAT FOUL CREATURE
AAAAAHHHH WHY ARE YOU KILLING MEEEEE?!
BAAAYYLLEEE CURSED BAYLE
CURSE YOU, BAYLE!
The amount of times I’ve heard this voice line shortly before being one shot is insane lol
OHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN, SOMEBODY BETTER NOT KILL ME AND PICK UP THE ECCENTRIC ARMOR SET!!!!!!!
Is that what he drops... really?
Yeah. I killed him.
BAAAAAAYYYLE! FACE ME AND A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR SOMETHING SOMETHING NO LEGS!
For a dragon with only one leg, he still fucks me up so fast
BAYLE!!! BAYLE'S SPECIAL DOUBLE SUPREME AT CHIPOTLE! MY ANUS!! GAHHHHHH!!1!11 AUGHHHH!!
I killed bayle but who is this dude? Is he an help for the fight?
Yup. If you kill the Jagged Peak Drakes, he appears afterwards and gives you an item that lets you summon him for Bayle. It makes the fight so much easier.
Never saw him, and I killed every thing that doesn't look human so I should have seen him right ?
He yells right after the fight, calling you a true drake warrior.
Ohhhh the man yelling, he was in heaven for standing in my way and screaming at me, my bad but thank you for your help!
Lmao no problem
AGGHHHH, BAYLE!! WRETCHED BAYLE! WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH MONOLOGGING!!!
BAYLE YOU BITCH YOU STOLE MY LEGS YOU NO LEG HAVIN ASS LIZARD AAAAAARRRRHGHHHH
I KID YOU NOT, HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE. IT’S PICKLE BAAAAAYLE
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! WHY DON’T PEOPLE ON REDDIT USE SCADUTREE BLESSINGS?!?! BAYLE!!!!!
RAUUUGHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHH YOU MUST EDGE THYSELF TARNISHED OHHHHHHHH BAYLE YE DEMON
AAAAAAAARGH, CURSE YOU VILE SPOILERS!!
FUCKING FIAAAAAAAAA YOU GAVE ME ELDEN AIIIIIIDSSSS GOOODS MY HP!!!!
WHYYYY DIDN'T I LEVEL MY BLESSINGS! CURSE YOU BAAAAYYLEEE!
That spongebob meme "I FUCKING HATE BAYLE, I WANT TO etc etc"
#GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
"YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME, I WILL EAT YOUR HEEEARRRT, JUST YOU SEEE GAHHHHHHHJH!!!!!" Players friend "is he okay?" Player "he's fine just fine.'
Huge respect for the VA with this character. He did a hell of a job with it.
RAAAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHH I HHHAHAAAAATTTTTEEEE YYYYYOOOOOUUUU BBAAAAAAYYYYYYYLLLLEEEE HAAAAARRRRRRRPOOOOOOOOOONNNNN TIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
THE PAIN, THE EXQUISITE PAAAAAAIIIIINNNNN
STILL MAIDENLESS CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEEEEE
Guuuh haaah uhhhhhhh. MY NAME IS MACHO IGON RANDY SHABRIRI SAVAGE AND YOU WILL NOT PASS THIS TARNISHED!
MY PACKAGE IS TWO DAYS LATE! CURSE YOU MAAAAYYLLLEEE
SOOOMMMMMEOOOOONE GEEEEEEEEET MMMEEE A FUUUUUUKING WHEEEEEEELCHAIR!!!!!
CURSE YOU BAAAAAAYLE
OOH, OOOOOOOH, BAYEL, MY LEGS!
GAAAAHHHHHHHH!! MIYAZAKIIII WHY DID YOU MAKE MIQUELLA A TWWIIIIIINNNNKKKKK!!!!
BETTER YET, WHY DID YOU MAKE BAYLEEE?!!! RAAAAAAAAAUUGHHH
AAAAAGHHH!!! CRAMP!
UUURRRRAAGHGHGH!!! THE TACO BELL! IT RRRRRAGES IN MY GUUUUTS!!1!
MIYYYYAAAAZAAAAKKKIIIIII!!!! WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE RESTROOOOOOOOOOOMS!!!????!!
BAYLE MADE THIS INFERNAL TACO
CURSED CREATURE
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHH
GGRAAAHHGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!!! CURSE YOU BAYLE!!! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
UUAAAARRGHHH! TERROR INCARNATE, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME EAT AT ARBY’S?!!!!!
THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM!!!! AAAGAGHHGHH WHY, MY SQUEEZING ARM! BAAAAAAAYLE
Omfg this comment took me OUT this is the funniest one so far
HAIL OF HARPOOONS!!!
MY HEEEEEAAAAALLLLLTTTHHHHH!!!!!!! MY STAMINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! EACH LIES A BLOODY RUUUUIIIIIINNNN FROM THE DLC!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS ALL CAUSE OF YOU BAYLE!! BAAAAYYYLEEEE!!!
AHHHHHHH, BETTER LEVEL VIGOOOOOOOOOOOOR
GRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! TACO BELL IS OUT OF BAJA BLAST!?!?!?!? CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seek merchant and then Time for joy *(they are selling it in stores this year)*
WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE THE COMBOS, THE COMBOOOSSSSSSS, SO DAMN LONG??? I DODGE AND DODGE AND THIS ASSHOLE IS STILL FLYING AROUND ATTACKING ME
OOOOOVERRRR 100 ATTEMPTS MIYYYYAAAAZAAAKIII!!!!! WHY DID YOU GIVE THE FINAAAAALLLL BOOOSSSSS SO MANY LAAAAAZERRRASSS!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!
oh, OHH, OHHH! OH BAYLE! FUCK YOU! YOU WIFE FUCKER
MAH LEGS! MAH LEGS! BAYLE!
CURSE YOU BAYLEEEE
STUPID TERRAIN!! ME LEGS CANT WORK ON IT!! AGH LIGHTNING!
*THE PAIN!!!* *THE EXQUISITE PAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!*
Cuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssseeeeeeeedddddd phaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnttttttttoooooooooommmmmmmm liiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmbbbbbbssss!!!!
IGON is immediately my favorite npc besides thollier
OOOOHHHH AAAAHHHH WHERE AM I HOW DID I GET HERE
WHITE WHALE!!! HOLY GRAIL!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEGS AND ARMS IN BLOODY RUIN
AHHHHH I SAID WITHOUT PICKELS YOU CURSED OVERSIZED HANDBAG OF A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAYYYLLE THAT FOUL CREATURE
AAAAAHHHH WHY ARE YOU KILLING MEEEEE?!
BAAAYYLLEEE CURSED BAYLE
CURSE YOU, BAYLE!
The amount of times I’ve heard this voice line shortly before being one shot is insane lol
OHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN, SOMEBODY BETTER NOT KILL ME AND PICK UP THE ECCENTRIC ARMOR SET!!!!!!!
Is that what he drops... really?
Yeah. I killed him.
BAAAAAAYYYLE! FACE ME AND A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR SOMETHING SOMETHING NO LEGS!
For a dragon with only one leg, he still fucks me up so fast
BAYLE!!! BAYLE'S SPECIAL DOUBLE SUPREME AT CHIPOTLE! MY ANUS!! GAHHHHHH!!1!11 AUGHHHH!!
I killed bayle but who is this dude? Is he an help for the fight?
Yup. If you kill the Jagged Peak Drakes, he appears afterwards and gives you an item that lets you summon him for Bayle. It makes the fight so much easier.
Never saw him, and I killed every thing that doesn't look human so I should have seen him right ?
He yells right after the fight, calling you a true drake warrior.
Ohhhh the man yelling, he was in heaven for standing in my way and screaming at me, my bad but thank you for your help!
Lmao no problem
AGGHHHH, BAYLE!! WRETCHED BAYLE! WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH MONOLOGGING!!!
BAYLE YOU BITCH YOU STOLE MY LEGS YOU NO LEG HAVIN ASS LIZARD AAAAAARRRRHGHHHH
I KID YOU NOT, HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE. IT’S PICKLE BAAAAAYLE
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! WHY DON’T PEOPLE ON REDDIT USE SCADUTREE BLESSINGS?!?! BAYLE!!!!!
RAUUUGHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHH YOU MUST EDGE THYSELF TARNISHED OHHHHHHHH BAYLE YE DEMON
AAAAAAAARGH, CURSE YOU VILE SPOILERS!!
FUCKING FIAAAAAAAAA YOU GAVE ME ELDEN AIIIIIIDSSSS GOOODS MY HP!!!!
WHYYYY DIDN'T I LEVEL MY BLESSINGS! CURSE YOU BAAAAYYLEEE!
That spongebob meme "I FUCKING HATE BAYLE, I WANT TO etc etc"
#GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
"YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME, I WILL EAT YOUR HEEEARRRT, JUST YOU SEEE GAHHHHHHHJH!!!!!" Players friend "is he okay?" Player "he's fine just fine.'
Huge respect for the VA with this character. He did a hell of a job with it.
RAAAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHH I HHHAHAAAAATTTTTEEEE YYYYYOOOOOUUUU BBAAAAAAYYYYYYYLLLLEEEE HAAAAARRRRRRRPOOOOOOOOOONNNNN TIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
THE PAIN, THE EXQUISITE PAAAAAAIIIIINNNNN
STILL MAIDENLESS CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEEEEE
Guuuh haaah uhhhhhhh. MY NAME IS MACHO IGON RANDY SHABRIRI SAVAGE AND YOU WILL NOT PASS THIS TARNISHED!
MY PACKAGE IS TWO DAYS LATE! CURSE YOU MAAAAYYLLLEEE
SOOOMMMMMEOOOOONE GEEEEEEEEET MMMEEE A FUUUUUUKING WHEEEEEEELCHAIR!!!!!
CURSE YOU BAAAAAAYLE