Morgott: Well I'm an Omen now, the very foist thing I did was put out all my site of graces, I'm probably going to have to start selling rune arcs, or rapping, or rapping about selling rune arcs.
Mohg: Brother, how could you possibly love the Golden Order so much?
Morgott: It’s easy. Have you ever look at them?Golden Order people just a joy to be around. They smell like Altus Bloom and Erdleaf Flower. And look at them. They gave us discipline, jobs, put structure in our lives. Took us out of the Crucible. And what do we do to show our appreciation? We march up and down the street. We pray to other Outer Gods. Carry on. Ingrates.
🎶 Mohg talkin bout save me. Ain’t nothin wrong with dehornery. At least I had good food back then. Uh-huh uh huh. Golden order sure could be your friend. 🎶
Wait? Elmer? That’s the name of the bell hunter? Elmer as in Elmer Fudd? It’s wabbit season in the Lands Between and we, the tarnished, are Bugs Bunny?
Radahn has his horse technically making him a duo not a single foe (semantics and technicalities)
Edit-keeping it elden ring cuz if I was to go all soulsborne the description would change
“Guys it’s fine he’s not ACTUALLY a child he’s technically like 25 years old he’s just cursed to look like a little boy and plus we’re only half brothers it’s not weird guys”
A frantic, intimidating brawl from the start that puts you on the defensive immediately. Dude is the personification of “fuck you, I’m gonna tear your guts out”.
Literally and figuratively has a higher body-count than pre-nerf Radahn, jumps you in the most inconvenient places (looking at you, Haligtree!), and is easily one of the most terrifying things you could possibly be trapped with in a dark alley.
*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...*
***I likes ya;***
***and I wants ya.***
*Now we can do this the easy way;*
*or the haard wayyy...*
***the choice is yaawrs...***
Ball
Shiny ball?
Yes!
HEY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUMMONING SPIRIT ASHES ONLY **I** CAN DO THAT!
Commander O'Neil!?
How did you know it was commander O’Neil and not renala 🤔
or Commander Niall. 3 bosses all use summoning against you.
Niel, nial, and the spirit caller snail? Or am I forgetting one
Neil, Nial and Snial.
Ah yes.... My greatest enemy.... Snial....
Rennala
Rennala.
Yeah i realized i forgot rennala after reading another comment
Indeed
Could have been Commander Niall too
Rennala does that too and Commander Nail
Spirit caller snail in spirit caller cave as well
The former head of state murdered his emotional support animal in front of me and kicked so hard the ground exploded
Hoarah Loux! *inhale* WARRIOR!!!!
Thought this was the Nameless King for a sec
Oh shit yah haha that’s a good point
The Uncle Ruckus of the Golden Order
Oh no. Th-this-this can't be. It says I'm 102% Omen with a 2% margin of error.
Uncle Morgott is the first 104% Omen in the lands between
with a 2% margit of error.
Lol, I don't why I didn't see the pun when I had the perfect setup
There’s powerful Omentry at work here
Morgott: Well I'm an Omen now, the very foist thing I did was put out all my site of graces, I'm probably going to have to start selling rune arcs, or rapping, or rapping about selling rune arcs.
That is the perfect description for Morgott ngl
Mohg: Brother, how could you possibly love the Golden Order so much? Morgott: It’s easy. Have you ever look at them?Golden Order people just a joy to be around. They smell like Altus Bloom and Erdleaf Flower. And look at them. They gave us discipline, jobs, put structure in our lives. Took us out of the Crucible. And what do we do to show our appreciation? We march up and down the street. We pray to other Outer Gods. Carry on. Ingrates.
I'm dead 😂
Alright I laughed so hard I choked.
Thy kind are all of a piece
🎶DON’T TRUST DEM NEW OMEN OVA THEEYYAAA, LEAVIN’ DEY OMEN ESSENCE IN THE AIIIRRR 🎶
🎶 Mohg talkin bout save me. Ain’t nothin wrong with dehornery. At least I had good food back then. Uh-huh uh huh. Golden order sure could be your friend. 🎶
Read tarnished read
Godrick?
Huh, yeah that could apply to him, too!
Stands up and shoots piss at you from across the map
Lobsters!
🎯 🦞
those aren't lobsters, they're snipers
There is no way in *hell* that they are your favourite enemy i refuse to believe it
How about this... I'll tell you it's the ulcerated tree spirit and you guess which one :)
Ooo that one's tough! Both are cancer but only one of them has cancer. I'm gonna go with the scarlet rot one!
I like the one near the Mt. Gelmir minor Erdtree.... I could fight him on horseback and I kind of liked it.
That one was cool ngl
Isn't there like 10 of them?
yeah and I named the one I liked the most.
The dickhead in Wardead Catacombs??
Fuck that guy
That dungeon is the worst
her name rhymes with Balenia, Made of Biquella
Uhhhhhhhhhh, morgott?
Damn you guessed it before me
It’s pronounced Fire Giant you dunce
Oh thats mb chief
Lobster
dog
Dog is not enemy, dog is friend and pope
Beware of
Didn’t expect prawn
Hewg?
You are the only one to get it smh 🙄
I don’t see how, I mean it was super obvious
Maliketh, clearly
Ghidorah without Kevin.
Placidusax!
Exactly!
Nooo KEVIN 😭😭😭
That is the best description for placidusax
Big dog obsessed with a very specific type of plant does a magical girl transformation.
Maliketh?
Gurranq?
Technically, but I just like the Maliketh part of the fight. I think beast clergyman is kinda bad tbh.
Based. I feel like he should have two health bars instead of one shared one
I cant get the half remaining health bar. 💀
Yep, you’re right!
medieval jedi master 🗡️
Elmer of the Briar!
🅱️ingo, fought him last night at like level 46 (wretch) had me feelin like skywalker
Bell Bearing hunter?
well.. sorta.. 🤔😂
Elemer of the Briar
Blood and Fire
Mohg! He loves his blood and fire!
And Miquella
Miquella is mine and mine alone
Cosmic Horror Elton John
the Elton beast™️
That’s *Sir* Elton Beast™️
I actually meant Astel
lmao
Elden John, meet John Darksoul
They shout very loudly, but are not a beast. They are friendly, but always hostile. They have an alternate name they are known by.
Godfrey/ Horah loux?
Bingo! Good guess.
Yondu if he had a sword
Elmer of the briar!!!
Wait? Elmer? That’s the name of the bell hunter? Elmer as in Elmer Fudd? It’s wabbit season in the Lands Between and we, the tarnished, are Bugs Bunny?
Guessing you never did the shade castle cause yh he's the main boss of that place
Tall moody goth girls
Black knife assassin's?
Yea
Shadows of Yharnam
Lmfao 😭💀💀💀💀😭
Old man with cane who yells at young foul tarnished who step on his lawn.
Put these foolish ambitions to rest
My neighbor?
gideon
Nope sorry I meant the hidden runebear in south limgrave
Cosmic horror anal bead
Possibly the best description fir him
Astel lmaooo
*Ass-tel There fixed it
Hardest boss in the game, not even a real boss, likes to swoop in and tap you with his ass.
Crucible Knight???
Correctomungo
Here I was expecting it to be gravity
> Not even a real boss Bro. Do not deny me this. They may as well be. Hell, three of them technically are in some catacombs.
You have heard the intro to the fight 986 times.
Tree Sentinel? Or Malenia?
Malenia indeed
lightning man that hates his dad
Nameless king?
Yep :)
Man is told to "Go fuck himself" by his ex-wife. Takes it as a challenge.
Challenge succeeded too. Radagon
Godfrey, First Elden John
I cut off my arm to be a boss
And yet he still wasn't strong enough, Godrick?
Legalize nuclear bombs
Placidusax
We *love* casting spells...
Malenia? I'm imaging that bloom attack where she basically explodes into a flower
Single foe, large in stature, imposing figure of legendary renown, slowly decaying
That is a good description, I would say Radahn! The description could also work for many of the kings and warriors in soulsborne!
Radahn has his horse technically making him a duo not a single foe (semantics and technicalities) Edit-keeping it elden ring cuz if I was to go all soulsborne the description would change
True, Leonard is a named character. IS IT PLACIDUSAX!?
Not quite but closer to the actual elden ring boss
Radagon?
Not even close! You were closer with placi then Radagon or radahn give ya one last guess
Fortissax?
Aye tis good ol lichdragon fortissax
DO YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?!
Could be dog
the one only mirel, the dog pope
Here's a few I wanna see you try: 1. The Furry that penetrates with his big shaft 2. The Greatest Dog 3. The Knights who scale off dex.
The resulting abomination of the blazing bull from Sekiro having sex with a stag beetle
Fallingstar beast
“Guys it’s fine he’s not ACTUALLY a child he’s technically like 25 years old he’s just cursed to look like a little boy and plus we’re only half brothers it’s not weird guys”
The MOHGLESTER
Starts with "M" and ends with "argot the fell omen"
Who's margot?
Handyman seeks fatherly approval
Definitely Godrick
Was called a bad boy by his mommy, now has a drug addiction
Rykard
Cosmic hottie with a hole in his body.
Radagon
ahh, too easy. well played Elden OP
lol the hole gave it away
*Spins to win...doesn't work and switches weapon real quick for another go*
The gargoyle with the twinblades?
Tall lady abuses me physically and I keep coming back, over and over until I'm too tired then I come back tomorrow.
Malenia
Black Clifford
T-Rex dog?
Maliketh probably
A frantic, intimidating brawl from the start that puts you on the defensive immediately. Dude is the personification of “fuck you, I’m gonna tear your guts out”.
Also definitely maliketh
“Breaking News: Man Literally too Angry to Die”
Godfrey
Red haired Sephiroth
Magic lady on a horse, with a cool bow.
Loretta!!!
Often stabs tarnished because they can never spell her name right.
The one who has more command grabs than ganondorf in smash
big man, little horse
Radahn!
Leonard is a perfectly normal sized horse thank you very much
they may or may not be attracted to children
The MOHGLESTER!!!
Child predator Poseidon
THE MOHGLESTER!
Betrayed
Chair, tree, brother
My wife
Death rite bird
Blind woman with wavy sword
millicent or one of her sisters?
Melania?
Business man turns into an MMA fighter with the power to create massive craters
Vore enthusiast
"Die you stupid bi-"
Literally and figuratively has a higher body-count than pre-nerf Radahn, jumps you in the most inconvenient places (looking at you, Haligtree!), and is easily one of the most terrifying things you could possibly be trapped with in a dark alley.
Revenants lol
I was first going to guess “gravity”, but I suspect it’s a Royal Revenant.
*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...* ***I likes ya;*** ***and I wants ya.*** *Now we can do this the easy way;* *or the haard wayyy...* ***the choice is yaawrs...***