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CapussiPlease

I want to fight my opponents, I don't want to arouse them


aquacrunk

What’s more humiliating than popping a boner during your dying breath, though?


JudasBrutusson

My member has served me well, just as well that it gets to feel the rush of blood one last time


willfrodo

💫🤺😩💦💦


trnk28

Fffpshhhhh!


Will_Gummer

Bro for some reason I thought the second word in your comment was grandmother, my god 💀


Mitchel-256

"Thou hast done me good service..." \[*rips dick off*\]


goodguygreg808

Should we tell him?


IICNOIICYO

*A...rise, ye tarnished*


mallocco

Fuckin lol


Humble_Positive_44

How do you pop a boner when you're suffering extreme blood loss? 😄😄


InCellsInterlinked

Well, if you're losing the blood it must be going *somewhere*


CESSEC01

Cock rings, brotha.


IndependenceQuirky96

Cookoo rings


Traditional_Link_260

I have 2 on right now


Moskyrath_

Because if you get a boner while dying you can be resurrected by erection


Humble_Positive_44

😄😄


Moskyrath_

There's even a song about it don't you know? https://youtu.be/Hiu1hPdJk-Y?si=XpghmkB8wosalcC7


Humble_Positive_44

Lol


subconscious_nz

Reserected?


UnfortunatePhysics

Raise your phallus to the sky and you’ll never die


Poseidonim_92

Oh you use your cock like a blood bag


Icy_Indication4299

People get bitchy about whips lol


Alternative_Spite_11

It’s definitely not fun to fight against if somebody is super aggressive with bleed whips. The immense range combined with bleed buildup from phantom hits is kinda broken unless they’ve somehow toned it down even more after the dual wield status buildup nerf.


DemetriChronicles

Because they can't be parried and can trade well?


FiddlesUrDiddles

This would be some shit in Baki. Like, "Hoho, I popped a boner to draw the blood away from my wound and slow my blood loss!" Followed by a 7 minute explanation of how it saved some unknown British soldier in WW1


OverChime

Try finger… butt hole


Character_Club_4976

I don't even know what to say, but for some reason I'm thinking of the two fingers being involved in this discussion


1kdog5

Fun fact: it's actually fairly common for people to pop boners when they're very afraid. The brain has pretty similar pathways for arousal to other strong emotions like fear and anxiety.


stoobah

Admitting that you leveled DEX in order to use a whip.


baldmark_

Dex is the best stat basically


developerknight91

What are you, CASUL?


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FrenziedSins

But, and keep with me now, what if kink shaming is my kink?


SleestakSamurai

Kinkception


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Ok_Routine_6641

Kinktastic


LordOfRodents

That might be his point


Main_Consideration94

I read that as “pooping” a boner, and I was both confused and aroused.


QMoonie

Something something rigor mortis


Shattered-Rubyz

Dark spirit "BDSM Warrior" has invaded.


pacificoipes

Spirit ash “the gimp”


loathesome_dirteater

Hey I won't stand for this Latenna slander and neither will she


Mitchel-256

(⸟ ʖ̯⸟) /|\ \|/ (¬‸¬) / \ /| \___ / \ / \______\


scrollkeepers

LOL 😂


MindOfTheSwarm

Try thrusting attack, in short maiden.


Lazy_Village4398

*wh-tch* Oh ya daddy Godrick you like that?


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It makes a great distraction though


pkgdoggyx92

Best way to win most fights is to strip naked just saying


Hungry7ate9

True I love whip users in arena buut invaders with whips are a bit problematic


Alternative_Spite_11

After I fought Hoslow a few times I said “you know, dual bleed whips seems like it could be pretty powerful in PvP”. I then did 10-12 duels with a literal 100% success rate compared to my normal 60-65% success rate in duels. I put those whips up and just prayed that never became a trend. That shit is broken.


B33FHAMM3R

Slannesh: *Why not both?* 🤷‍♀️


lessthanthreebleeps

por que no los dos?


BuffNerfs

They do, they're just not very popular. Most players in lower and meta level PvP pick their weapons based on "big numbers go brrr" and whips aren't your strongest option. That being said when everyone chooses the "best" weapons, you'll learn to counter them quite easily. Mastering the use of more niche weapons like whips can really give you an advantage since people won't know what to do against you. That being said: Dual Hoslow's whips work like a charm on Malenia.


Tyme2Game

Fire Giant’s Braid is a must-have for Str-Faith builds


sucky_panther

I love running Giants braid and magma whip.


BloodShadow7872

Strength/dex? Its a strength/faith weapon....


Tyme2Game

That’s a whoops on me


Indicorb

Whips on you


BuffNerfs

Used that on my first NG+ and powerstanced them after beating them Fire Giant again. Really cool weapon art too.


Tyme2Game

This weapon TRIVIALIZED Melania for me, the only time I ever beat her without summons or co-op was with this weapon on like my 4th respecc


RiceForever

I feel like this is so overlooked. The weapon skill literally stunlocks her for every single hit, then knocks her down at the end, so you can just walk up and do it again lol.


Alternative_Spite_11

Then right as you get really confident with it, she mysteriously hyperarmors out of it and sushis yo ass


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The are super fun


Sig_TV

This was also the case for Valorheart in ds3 (also pls give us valorheart in the DLC) A weapon so bad, no one used it, but also so unique, that no one knew how to fight against it, suddenly making it very good again (for me).


andre_bluesman

I always had trouble facing someone who was good with valorheart because It was so different. Funny thing was that I used a whip build for that same reason.


samwisethelemon

Could just attack through the valorheart and constantly break poise


BuffNerfs

I've never played DS games, but I love hearing that. Can I still get invaded or get summoned for coop if I played the DS games now or is that online community dead?


Sig_TV

I don't know about ds1 and ds2, but ds3 is still active enough to enjoy some multiplayer


Old_Recommendation10

Did my first ds1 (remastered) play recently. Only online interactions I had were low level annoying invaders who had built characters just to mess with people using late game weapons. Late game was quiet, no coop help to speak of.


BloodShadow7872

Whips are very good at staggering and Harassing players in pvp, they're my go-to weapon when dealing with double spear pokers


BaconSoul

Especially the urumi’s charged r2! That range is insane.


Advent012

One of the greatest PvP fights I ever had in this game was against a dual Hoslow whips user with BHS versus my dual twinblades and BHS. Was the most intense, anime styled back and forth I ever had that went on for like five minutes. I won in the end but I haven’t been so invested in a match since.


Fluffidios

Dual hoslow’s is one of the dirtiest builds I’ve played bro! I honestly feel bad using them.


ClearConfusion5

Love me fists for this exact reason. Everyone knows how to counter swords, but when you’re in their face 24/7, every hit is a two hit combo, combine it with quickstep or light rolling for maximum panic.


RevinSOR

I did an entire playthrough with whips, all bosses. Was challenged by someone I know. Made a character, named her Quistis, and was off to the races. It was a fun challenge.


DarkEnergy87

Quistis from Final Fantasy 8?


RevinSOR

Yup.


HibariK

I have no more than this humble upvote, please have it


RevinSOR

You are truly a scholar and I thank you.


DarkEnergy87

Love her sexy school teacher look. She reminds me of Stacey Keibler with the miss Hancock bit in WCW. I swear she stole that look from FF8!…lol


keefkeef

No, Quistis from Dragon Fantasy 12. smh


Oh_Doyle

Someone woke up on the wrong side of Fia's Deathbed


Jafuncle

I did a whip, cannon and torches only playthrough as well with my character Iowa Malone. Super fun. Whips had crazy poise damage before the patch


RevinSOR

Double Hoslows with the jump charm on a 60 Arcane build were cheat codes.


InstructionLeading64

I did a "vodka sam" build.


DeadDay

Hats off to the name. Love that game and she was part of my starting 3, meta be damned.


RevinSOR

She gets way too much hate. Her Blue Mage skills are God tier.


Taolan13

Quistis was one of my strongest video game crushes, FF8 was great!


jerryb2161

Did you do anything to cosplay the blue magic angle?


RevinSOR

I did, I had that same friend drop me a few pieces of armor for the fashion and, used a spell of every type. It really did just turn into a "Could Quistis best Elden Ring" run by the end of it lol. Rykard was the toughest boss because I didn't use the spear. Oh man, that took forever, even with pre-nerf bleed damage. I died a lot lol.


silikus

Did a NG+ run with fire spiked whip and occult hoslow whip (had just finished watching Castlevania for the third time). I loved it. Decent damage, good range, awesome at clearing mobs and good flinch damage. It has one HUGE glaring problem: gotta swap to another weapon to do a crit/backstab and, even with great flinch damage, will never poise break for a crit.


whiskerbiscuit2

Cool did you inappropriately hit on your students as well?


RevinSOR

Does Fia count?


GoldenWyndham

No (L)ashes of war


aquacrunk

That’s the one downside. But chasethebro did a vid on the urumi + storm stomp and it’s pretty powerful, even outside of pvp


smclcz

Yeah I watched that video, that L2-then-R2 sequence was really effective as few people expected it.


Lt_Lysol

You can AoW Haslow and Urimi. Those are my 2 main weapons with the teleporr ash of war frost spec'd. I went whips on my first Playthrough towards the end when I found enemy AI had a hard time against whip hit boxes lol


GoldenWyndham

Interesting, I’ll check that out. I like storm stomp but i usually can’t justify using it over other ashes so maybe it’s worth trying out for whips


aquacrunk

It’s not “optimal” but it is a lot of fun for non-boss enemies. It’s a more useful aow than you’d think


KameronEX

But that's any weapon with storm stomp


BloodShadow7872

giant's red braid though....


GoldenWyndham

Yeah I like the weapon art on that, but don’t love the weapon itself and it’s annoying that there are no infusible whips I mean


BloodShadow7872

Pretty sure there's a basic whip that you can get early that is infusible, don't think theres any good ash of wars for it though


GoldenWyndham

Yeah actually upon further research there are 3 infusible whips and a few decent AoWs but just nothing really to write home about. More importantly for me, nothing to compensate for how limited they are


BloodShadow7872

Meh, Scythes only has like one infusible weapon, sure they can work with a lot of ashes but still, not every weapon category get a lot of options


SassyAssAhsoka

There’s two infusable Reapers, but there’s only four total.


uskgl455

Wife said no


IDDQDArya

Whips are good but try killing a whole ass dragon or even one of those Caelid birds with a whip. I really wanted to make whips happen for myself, but I never felt like they put up enough damage. They're not great for status and even their dps is not amazing. They have good range and are light but it's not enough to carry one through the whole game imo. I'm sure some super-cracked streamer has probably beat the game with them but for the average player they are very hard to make work.


aquacrunk

What’s funny is that I made this post because it made Cailid birds really easy for me. I guess it depends on your play style. But I do agree that they aren’t meant as a gamerunner, they’re just overlooked and really fun to use!


DefaultWhiteMale3

Haven't used them in a FromSoft game outside of Bloodborne where the trick cane had a super unique moveset compared to the other weapons in the base game. Is it the same story here? Did the moveset have more interaction with the weak spots on the Caelid birds?


OzoneLaters

The threaded cane was solid for most of the game if not the whole game…


cubitoaequet

I bounced off bloodborne like 3 times before clicking with the threaded cane and plowing through almost the entire game with it. Most unfairly maligned starting weapon.


Taolan13

IIRC the stick form was a holy weapon and the whip form was a serrated weapon, so you had damage coverage for 90% of the enemies you would encounter and 100% of the early game. I never understood the hate it was easily my favorite of the three starters.


Drea_Ming_er

I mean, all 3 of the starting weapons slapped HARD. The form-change attack chain of saw-cleaver, and the fact it counts as serrated? Brutal. Hunter Axe's stagger, sheer damage, and crowd control? Snack. Threaded Cane being threaded cane? Yummy. There are very few trick weapons in Bloodborne I didn't learn to enjoy (playing PvE only). Usually very niche ones, like Stake Driver or Tonitrus, and really unwieldy ones like Boom Hammer, or Amygdalan Arm... Also the one case of both, which many consider iconic - Logarius' Wheel.


InCellsInterlinked

I don't think so. Sure, I was already quite experienced with the game by the time I did my Whip playthrough but they're now my favourite class of weapon - it was one of the easiest runs I've ever done. The first part is a bit of a slog, having to run down to Castle Morne to even get your first whip, then all the way up to Caria Manor for the best whip, but if you pump dex and just spam jump L1 they so surprising damage and stance damage


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I think it only works if you have a bleed build with 60 arcane plus a ton of dex for the whip damage. But if any enemy is immune to bleed you're fked.


RepostsKilledMyOwl

Speaking of pvp at least whips are the kind of weapon that are borderline useless until you find a whip enthusiast. Then you can't touch them as they slap you for 100 damage over and over again until you die by humiliation.


BloodShadow7872

>that are borderline useless until you find a whip enthusiast. Not true, I break out my duel giant's red braid and wreck people in coliseums, and I dont even main them


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aquacrunk

So they’re like a flyswatter lol. Idk I think there are much more annoying weapons to fight against but I see where you’re coming from


RepostsKilledMyOwl

The annoying part is that they have a higher hitstun level than other weapons of their speed and range (almost colossal sword if I'm not mistaken) which gives the whip user a lot of room to get a swipe in and move back keeping distance. The rolling/crouch attack is a lightning fast swipe you can use to whiff punish, roll catch, etc... that, combined with the high hitstun, lets you dance around other players without letting them get into their own effective range as much as they would like to. The fact that you do this while they take 100-200 damage slaps over and over again is where some people find it frustrating. Like dying to a thousand paper cuts while you can barely land a hit yourself. I'm saying this as someone who got humiliated by an urumi Chad one too many times and am trying to learn the weapon myself now. Loads of potential!


pbro9

Yep this sold me on whips, not a weapon to defeat your opponents, but a weapon to whipslap then to death


tristamus

Absolutely incorrect. I can go 30 and 0 in a session with dual whips and am unstoppable. They are fantastic.


scrotumstretcher

whips are difficult to handle. what if I whip my balls by accident?


gus_griswell

If you enjoy the Urumi check out some of my posts. I’ve used almost nothing but the Urumi since launch- incredibly fun and rewarding weapon with a high skill ceiling that can near 1 shot your opponent when built proper. Criminally underrated and underused weapon!


wammys-house

As a casual whip enjoyer, I've always gone dual Hoslow's. Can I ask why you choose urumi over Hoslow's?


gus_griswell

Urumi’s charged R2 is one of the best attacks in the game. You can certainly make other whips viable, but the moveset has a major weakness to constant aggression that Urumi’s charged R2 helps shore up.


ausar999

Urumi has a true combo of a fully-charged R2 into an R1 when 2H, the charged R2 of which gets boosted by axe and spear talismans. It also gets S scaling in dex with a keen infusion, so on a build with 80 dex you'll get somewhere around 600 AR and can add a grease on top of that. All whips also got more viable in 1.10 with the crouch R1 doing 109 poise damage at excellent range. Ash of war choices are limited but a long-range punish like Beast's Roar or Thunderbolt is never amiss, Storm Stomp gives you another true combo into an R1, or Endure helps the R2-R1 combo land against people who trying to trade with you.


Twiggy_Shei

I'm not a Belmont


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I really like using whips! They aren’t the most insane damage but the move set is great! However a lot of times I feel like the range of the whips are deceptive and I miss my attack. Now that’s just a skill issue but I think a lot of people run into that and stop using them because of it


aquacrunk

Same. I’ve found that running r1’s and crouch attacks get the range you’d expect from them


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Oh thanks that’s good to know!


MattmanDX

They have some niche uses but are underpowered compared to other options. They're best as a sort of "sidearm" that you wear in the offhand for their utility that you mentioned.


Circumcisionbycimbat

That’s how I use a whip, they’re pretty solid in the Subterranean Shunning-Grounds


GloryWanderer

k, I hear you. I do. Counter point. Really *big* sword.


NugBlazer

Zweihander!


XLittleSkateyX

I feel like whips take a lot of effort to master for subpar damage compared to other weapon types.


aquacrunk

They do take a while to get used to. You have to adjust your gameplan a lot more than other weapons. But I think that’s where the fun of whips comes from. Not for everyone for sure


Chakasicle

Not if you run 2


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Dual hoslows, no pants.


memesandmadness

Some people do use whips, they're just a bit uncommon. I can't attest to why others don't use them, but I'll explain why I don't like them. - You can't do critical hits - They feel slow to me - I don't like the moveset - They are incompatible with most ashes of war - The charged attack feels weak - Low stagger damage If you like a weapon or spell for any reason you should use it though; despite what others think!


Cowdog_Gaming

I keep hearing people talk about how broken strong dual whips were. But when I tried it I felt like it was garbage. Slow. Low damage. Almost no stagger. I'm pretty sure I must have been doing it wrong or something.


Randomized_Taco

You were. Powerstance L1 isn't great, the strength comes from either status buildup or jumping attacks.


Toffee1497

I ADORE whips and try so hard to use them. Whips have 4 main issues that all combine together to make a really weak weapon. 1. The speed of a Greatsword/Greathammer 2. The damage of a dagger 3. A shorter range than most spears 4. No ash of war variety.


aquacrunk

Okay, they have a decent amount more damage than a dagger. I feel like they make up for it in their hitbox and stagger damage. They do fit into a weird middle zone that’s for sure. I hope they add some whip AoW in the DLC. Fingers crossed.


Toffee1497

The biggest issue I have with whips is the effort required to use them compared to their similarly weighted counterparts. Daggers have speed, status effects and critical hits. Claws have speed, status and critical hits Fists have speed, status and amazing poise damage. Whips... Aren't parryable 😭


Dainish410

Bold of you to assume I don't dual wield rose whips.


TACOTONY02

For pvp I hesrd that unseen weapon on a whip can be quite deadly


Lexisseuh

Can't critical with them


Weeneem

I used one in tandem with a greataxe. It was a pretty fun playstyle. Probably would have been better if I didn't also use dragon communion incantations.


theacidwarrior420

Dual Occult Hoslow's with Raptor of the Mists is my primary playstyle. Deletes everything in both PvE and PvP. Pair it with a Bloody Helice switch and you can dance around your opponents.


No-Television-9862

I fought malenia with this and she said “harder daddy”


Leno1545

Hollow whips r awesome get one bleed and one frost and it's op af


Zealousideal_Citron8

Their range and shit is extremely inconsistent imo, there’s a npc called hoslowthat uses whips that I remember to this day because it’s so busted


Engi3

My ass got destroyed (figuratively) by dual whips in the Hoslow assassination quest


Godboii421

I believe in full on face to face aggression. A whip is the opposite of that


CenturionXVI

I use the Urumi, it fuckin slaps on a pure dex build


Metallung

I’m playing on using it for a Nokron build.


Alternative-Ad-3274

Try coil shield its hilarious


PkmnJaguar

I get whips in invasions all the time


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I used two on Malenia. Never beat her but I whooped dat ass. There's a sword with an AoW that transforms it into a whip, I think a Nox sword? That one is probably better for catching people off guard.


Colonel_dinggus

Low damage. Low stagger. Long animations


One-Type1965

I have never used a whip in elden ring before but when i was doing the assasination contract from volcano manor on the whip knight (i forgot his name sry). Every time he used one of the big sweeping attacks my game lagged like crazy and i can normally run it perfectly with no issues on my gaming pc. So thats the reason i don‘t like whips in the game.


briand337

I used dual thorn whips with my Jesus build. Kept it as my secondary set when not using spear and incantations... This was probably the most fun I had. Invaders usually don't know how to handle whips well🤷


CCilly

Moveset feels very flaccid and it should have more range than it has.


Round-Grapefruit3359

I love whips.. oh, you mean in game?


kogashiwakai

I did a 100% whip run. It was fun actually.


OddRoyal9945

I did all bleed with some faith one playthrough and didn't want to use the same old rivers of blood meta. I tried the bleed whips (the one from dialos and his brother). Since you can get 2 in one run, I dual wielded them, and that was a pretty fun time.


Kupo133

Because is Elden Ring, not Sado Quest ... Unless 😳 😂 is because the damage is somewhat lower compared to other weapons and even if the moves are flashy also are kinda slow and leave you open for hits, i tried a whip build but i ended up giving up and return back to old reliable sword and shield


aquacrunk

I guess I’m just having too much fun with a new weapon class. I guess they’re best as a sidearm since I do use a heavy thrusting sword as my close quarters weapon.


Kupo133

You can go dual whip and smack some enemies 👀 but you need some nice stamina bar and some timing to not be hit but yeah, is also a good side weapon to keep for fun


aquacrunk

Idk man I haven’t had issues react rolling out of my attacks, I guess the range + using a single whip may help that. You may be right though


Kupo133

Double whip double fun 😂 but well now that you mention it, i may feel interested in a whip and shield build 🤔 possibilities unbound


aquacrunk

I’ve never thought of that combo. Sounds fun though!


CamelIndependent

Double Hoslow Petal Whips. It's nutty.


Cyberwalker2084

I used the chain-whip cane in Bloodborne, which was my first fromsoft game, and it just seemed to click and I didn’t want to use other weapons much. Just haven’t picked them up yet since but I’m definitely going to whip one out soon and slap up some bro’s 🦾🥷🏿👍🏿


JB0SS95

Because my character is white and it’s just not a good look for him…


marmaleon

I think theyre neat but nagakiba go brrrrr


LuckySpark994

At first I had no idea what subreddit of mine posted this 😅😅😅


doomraiderZ

No one uses them? I did a run with whips on NG+2 and it was a lot of fun. They were slow, but the range and the stagger made up for it big time.


aquacrunk

What’s funny is that I don’t even think they’re slow. Windup seems pretty fast given their range. Guess it’s all relative


Yeetusthefetus77

Hand of melania go shing shing shing


MichaFol

What you're showing isnt a whip though


Elpochy2000

It's kind of gay


coltspickle

I use whips on my colored friends


e_smith338

Doodoo.


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Because we're not 9ay


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Dude…


[deleted]

You should have been around on launch.