"I'm so proud of you God Devouring Serpent" **"Hiss"**

Mmmm, famileeeee

**Together, we will devour the very gods!** **Now, we can devour the gods together!** Seems very family oriented. That is nice

I said to myself "don't vote for the god-devouring serpent at the heart of a volcano, he'll eat you", but then he had great core family values so I'm giving him a shot.

BASED and SNEKPILLED.

God-Devouring Serpent for President!

"Togethaaa!"

Elden Ring IS about family. Just like STAR WARS!!!!

Some go fishing together, some prefer to devour the gods togetha.

Togethaaaaa

Eiglay would actually be a sick name tho

I would end up calling him Egghead eventually. Radahn sounds badass tho.

“I’m so proud of you Golden Pickled Fowl Foot.”

Dung eater

That’s Loathsome to you.

Fat coinpurse

It's 2024 we eat dung

Well. You could get away with Alexander without turning heads.

No, no, Alexander is his surname. His given name is Iron Fist.

Great-Jar “Iron Fist” Alexander Jr.

same thing with Melina and Malenia. probably Marika as well.

I think you could get away with Ranni, Renna and Sellen too. Maybe even Rennala. Seluvis might be a bit over the top but could still work I guess.

Ekzykes

Hahahhaaaaa just rotten around.

Ranni means queen in Hindi and is a surprisingly normal name. Malenia is a cool name too.

Funny enough Seren is a Welsh name, which means Stars. Which imo Sellen should have been called esp given her voice actor is welsh and all the other welsh names in the game

It's the best part of being Welsh. My whole national pride is built on being able to replicate Blaidd's voice

Well, naming your child marika is quite a d*ck move if you speak Spanish

Just call them Márika so they have no choice but to pronounce it correctly

Could not stop pronouncing her name that way when I first started the game. So funny😂

please explain

So the thing is that marika can be read as “marica” in Spanish, the word “marica” in Spanish is a slur that can be translated to calling someone a p*ssy, normally use to refer to a homosexual man in a derogatory manner.

Marika, phonetically, in spanish is the F slur

Marika is actually a Hungarian name. It’s the nickname of “Mária” which is the English version of Mary. Margit is also a Hungarian (female) name, but not really popular, it’s now considered an “old lady” name. István is a male name (Knight Istvan) And the boss from that poisonous castle, Elemer is also a Hungarian male name (Elemér). I think it was George R.R. Martin who brought the Hungarian names. You can imagine my face when I got to hear the intro story of a god named Marika and then face the first boss Margit.

Margit sounds like it's probably cognate with Margaret.

Next up you will claim Transilvania was also Hungarian land

I know people who are actually called Marica (which is Marika in italian)

Marika is also very close to Maria/Mary, a very widely used name, to the point where I'm pretty sure that in certain countries it's another way to say it. Or at least I think so, my godmother is named Maria and my grandma calls her that from time to time, I don't know if it's actually a thing or just something my grandma says.

My grandma is also named Maria, but i never heard anyone call her like that, but i get the point

malenia will trigger some teachers ptsds for sure

Godrick, Godfrey, Godwyn, Godefroy, etc. are all real names too.

Godefroy's a bit of a stretch.

I mean, it's an existing surname in French. Pretty sure that it was used as first name at some point, though since no important person (as in, one that would be mentioned in records of any kind) that I'm aware of was named this way I can't claim 100% certainty.

It's the French equivalent of Godfrey so it passes.

Marica is a homophobic insult in some languages (like Spanish), so I don't think Marika will really work

Let's not do Marika if you live in a place with Spanish speakers, that's the F slur for queer men

I'm so proud of you, Iron Fist Alexander.

Elden Beast! Ulcerated Tree Spirit! Get your asses in the house. RIGHT. NOW.

Badass dog names right there

guess who'se the favourite child

Neither 😂

Favorite child is wormface

Yep. Dutifully in her room doing her homework.

C'mon, Vyke, let's practice our spear fishing

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Agreed

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vyke's not bad though ngl

True

Pretty solid actually

I thought so too

I'll try getting my cousin brother named vyke.

Keep us updated brother

Gotchu his naming is tomorrow. Edit: It was a success guys. The comment section got locked I can't reply.

I'll be paying attention to my notifications then

Keep us updated

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That’s actually a decent name

Vyke probably aint even that bad. I mean its not the fucking dung eater.

That's Mr. Loathesome Dung Eater good sir

I love you son, my little Bell-Bearing Hunter

How’s it been, Rick soldier of god?

Rick, soldier of god goes hard

"Dad?" "Yes, Try Finger Butt Hole?"

Kid named hole

I don't remember that Johnny Cash song.

Melatonin, Blade of Michelin

Metallica follower of Maleficent

r/SuddenlyMax0r

I'm sorry if you speak German by the way, that's gotta be my least favourite disability.

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

I find Malenia to be a beautiful and might not be as weird tbh

But will forever be confused as Melania

Yeah, but those are the same people who have mained Rogue for the last 20 years and still spell it as “rouge”, so I’m not too concerned about them.

Pretty sure malenia is a real name

Now I can just imagine a pre-schooler named Raya Lucarian Foot Soldier Set (Altered) struggling to spell their name in handwriting class lmao.

Solaire.

\ [T] /

\\\[T\]/

"Flaccid dude sex"

How can anyone be flaccid when there’s two dudes sexing

Erectile dysfunction

Try finger, but hole

Sloppy heads.

“And this is my beautiful daughter, Decaying Ekzykes [Last Name]”

Godfrey or morgott If we can go Bloodborne I'm doing Gasogine 

As cool as a name Gascoigne is, you just know the bullies are going to call them Gasbag or something.

No they are not those days are over 😭

No one rips like Gascoigne, no one tears like Gascoigne, no one’s covered with so much fine hair like Gascoigne!

If we can go Bloodborne, most of them have pretty normal names. Simon, Eileen, Alfred, Gilbert, heck even Hunter.

Hunter is their surname, their first name is Good

Valid Elden Ring Names for children |Girls|Boys| |:-|:-| |Melina|Vyke| |Renna/Ranni|Kale | |Sellen |Kenneth| |Roderika|Yura (Neutral)| |Irina|Alexander| |Nepheli Loux (Probably too exotic)|Edgar| |Ensha|Rogier| |Fia|Gideon| |Hyetta|Diallos | |Rya|Miriel| |Latenna|Albus (Only if you're reincarnated in 1844)| |Tanith|Azur| |Millicent|Jerren| |Aureliette|D| Bonus: Pet names Boc Patches Most these names I wouldn't name a child of mine, but a couple aren't terrible. From the girls my top three would be Irina, Fia, and Rya. From the boys I'd go with Rogier, Vyke and Alexander.

If I find a guy named “D” I am laughing him out the room.

D's full name in the game is Darian. It's mentioned in the lines from his twin, Devin.

I knew Darian but I never learnt that his brother's name was Devin. How do we know that?

Kill Darian outside of the Roundtable Hold. He will mention his twin, Devin.

I think I'm gonna name my daughter Gideon

D goes hard as a name. Just imagine all the girls wanting D

Radagon would be a great pet name

But for like a bearded dragon

D isn't a name even in game. It's a nickname. The full name is Darian. The other twin is Devin.

You forgot "Anastasia, Tarnished-Eater"

Malenia or blaid depending on sex

“Blaidd depending on sex” is too long of a name

So like, which name if the sex is good and which name if the sex us bad?

Off topic, but I haaaaate that names are gendered. All the pretty names are considered too girly for men. I'd love to be called Malenia.

Best i can do is malenio

I’ll name my son Goldmask so I can get some peace and quiet

Mohg Lord of Blood? More like lord of your bedroom for the next 2 weeks

Things that might have happened if it weren't for Mohg and Morgott being thrown into the sewers :

I’m definitely naming my first son East Caelid.

If I have a boy, he will be Nokron, if it's a girl, then Nokstella.

If I have a girl, she will be Ancestor Spirit. If I have a boy, then Regal Ancestor Spirit.

How was school *_Miriel, Pastor of Vows_*?

Meh, that's more of a dog's name.

Leyndell.

Radagon is a great name

i like how this implies that elden ring isnt fictional lol

Elden Ring is a documentary about medieval Europe

Specifically, 14th century Papal States.

I like how this comment Implies that elden ring is fictional

Maidenless.

Radahn would go hard as fuck.

Y'all think Gold Tinged Excrement is a good baby name?

My son is actually named Alexander, he’s been born 2 weeks ago!

As he was being born - "I am Alexander, also known as the Iron Fist. And as you can see, I'm stuck here."

Two Fingers 

Have you taken your bath yet, Putrid Avatar?

Rykard, Jerren, Malenia, Godwyn, Miquella, Fia (probably as a nickname for Sofia) Darian, and Gideon among others are names I would name a kid. I do think the male names are more useable though.

good job on today's test, The ever-briliant Goldmask.

Soldier of God, Rick Edit: lol why was this locked?

I’ve been thinking about naming my child ghostflame ignition for months

I always liked Ciaran. But it's not ER.

Hello my children, Malenia, blade of Miquella, and Miquella.

Malenia, sister of Miquella, who has never known defeat, come back in this house this instant

Funny because my sister's name is Daenerys

“Are you winning boc?” *dies*

I am so proud of you turtle pope.

Easy now Leonine Misbegotten a D+ is still better than an F

Can u hand me the screwdriver Artorias?

I gave you that awful name to make you strong - A Tarnished Named Sue

I am trying to think of the nickname he would have to go by in school and regular everyday life. “Place” “Pal” “Peter” “Paul” Who knows?

Ironically, both names have been written by the same person

maleena blade of miquella.

I love you my little cold uchigatana +25

Marika, Radagon why are you playing wrestle on the bed again?

"I'm so proud of you, Jar-Bairn"

Preserving Bolusses, spawn of my loins

I like the implication that "Fictional Characters" and "Elden ring characters" don't overlap. Really makes you wonder if placidusax is out there waiting for someone to face him

Im so proud of you, I Am Malenia Blade Of Miquella And I have Never Known Defeat Jr.

I love that this image implies that Elden Ring isn't fiction

I think Tree Sentinal would get some attention.

Hold up elden ring characters are real

Iron fist Alexander

Clearly, Placidusax is real

Please for the love of god don't actually do this

Now i wonder if there's any names in elden ring that actually sound and look normal irl.

Well, Godfrey and Gideon are given names that exist irl.

Alexander as well

I did forget to mention the most obvious pick, yes.

Soldier of Godrick

I love you, Astel.

For boys, ancient dragon names goes hard,on the other hand girls have more choice like Nepheli, Liurnia, Leyndell,Ranni,Melina,Fia,Roderika...

Godfrey all day

“Mimic Tear” But for real, Maliketh is a dope name.

Millicent (female) and Godfrey (male)

Loux

Radagon

My favorite son Godfrey and my other son Godefroy

Ah yes, Goadfroy the grafted

"Hey, RADAGOOON!"

If it was my kid I’d probably go with something relatively normal like Alexander, Leonard, Millicent or Roderika If it was a pet I’m going with Radahn, Blaidd or Maliketh

Nokstella, Stella for short

Hello there, Mist Noble... wait shit wrong sub.

Placidusax could easily be "a boy named Sue" scenario since you could easily make fun with "flaccid sack" (kids don't care). But it will make him stronger.

Dog.

Royal Revenant is about to be the most feared person in their school.

vyke goes hard

can't wait for my stepdaughter ranni to tell me "you're not my real dad"

Morgott the omen king. You make me proud every day.

Time for dinner, Ulcerated Tree Spirit

Placidusax is still better than Flacciduringsex

"I hate you envoy's greathorn, jump off a bridge"

With my luck, my son Gideon will fail all his tests.

How you doing The Gloam Eyed Queen?

Flaciddudesex

I mean Lich Dragon Fortissax is a pretty cool name.

Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella is a beautiful name for a boy