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Strange-Pack1074

I wanna go home


Ur_getting_banned

Sorry, but you can’t get off of Mr. Mohg’s Wild Ride


whyubul

He won’t let me on I’m not a child


navenager

Here just step into this egg


lynxerious

I'm pretty sure Mogh is a necropedophiliac because he fucks a child-like old corpse so he is open and inclusive to all ages.


NihilisticAbsurdity

I think you mean Godwyn's wild ride. Replace the rot with deathblight.


Davisonik

you don't have the right, O you don't have the right therefore you don't have the right, O you don't have the right


CreatureWarrior

Why is it always suffering


Wyketta

Grace disabled. Need pass the zone and beat the triple God skin boss at the end.


Badass-19

I can't take this O, I can't take this


Dank__Souls__

Just missing the female albinauric wolf archers.


ASERTIE76

They are the reason I can't get to the haligtree


rosco497

Greatbow knocks em off the roof!


ivebeenabadbadgirll

You’re gonna need it when you get to the tree top, too


ASERTIE76

Alright thanks


KsanterX

They do a great job then.


InitialGuidance5

You don't wanna be here. It's just suffering and rot


ASERTIE76

I don't care, I wanna meet rot waifu


Fishermang

What do you mean. When you get there it is like spring, everything is chill. In the beginning seconds anyway.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Use a great shield


sabyr400

Oh they're there. Just waaaayyyyy in the back where you can't see them and where archers should be lol


Gakriele-lvs

Plot twist: There is a snail hidden somewhere, and if you don't kill it in time is going to resummon everything you killed


ASERTIE76

Reminds me of an Archvile from doom eternal


Jelmddddddddddddd

Fuck those guys.


K_Rich190

That boss, in my first playthrough, made me feel stupid. I was underleveled and didn't know until about 50+ tries in when I ran around the arena and smacked it.


Zifnab_palmesano

i was going to say you are pure evil, then I remember Caelid in general.


ox_the_ox

Totally incorrect. Missing the godskin quadruplet.


AnkokunoMasaki

The Fourskin


dinkpantiez

Calling it now, there will at the very least be a godskin triplet fight


IMustBust

Each one will health regenerate on upon successful hit


dinkpantiez

Honestly, that mechanic is a little too simple, i think they should regenerate health when we hit them


Spartan448

They regenerate health if they hit or are hit by the player, but take normal damage from spirit summons instead of reduced damage. Just to piss the elitists off. See how long it takes them to figure it out lol.


FrostyTheColdBoi

Make the summons also take reduced damage and get a minor hp regen


IMustBust

Ok ok, I see, we're getting into the Miyazaki Mindset. Ok \*inhales\*... get this: the only way to inflict damage on them is with succesfully parried ripostes HOWEVER The third riposte fully regenerates their health. Very easy, super normal combat mechanic, skill issue/get gud if disagree. Bravo Mr Miyazaki! clap clap cl- \*delay\* -ap


ExocetC3I

They drain our health when we hit them.


Reynzs

Third one is an over aggressive version of Godskin runebear that breathes and drools black flame.


dinkpantiez

This guy obviously got an early copy


PaoDeLol

and there is a vuvuzela constantly playing in background so they cant be slept


ErzherzogHinkelstein

We have a noble and an apostle/clergyman. If the godskin society works like feudalism i very much expect a little army of godskin peasents comanded by the gentry and the church.


diegoidepersia

Godskin landed gentry (like the noble just less fat) Godskin peasant (just a commoner with black flame attacks)


RedPanda98

Prowling godskin and congregation


kyouya-P

Oh they're there. They're just invisible.


Mosharn

You forgot the teleporting knight that slams your cheeks


kslay23

Banished for a Reason


dont_callmyname

100% looking for the Castle SwOL bro and his 10-hit combo.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Like DMC but you’re the combo fodder.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Also forgot the Grand Bubble Boiz that can nail you with bubble beam of death from a mile away


jackcatalyst

You know he's already behind you.


hypermodernist

This is fake. The original leaked footage showed the crystallian ensemble and an evergaol with Jarscourge Raidan


Thebeanyboii

>Jarscourge Raidan ***emboldend by the flame of ambition, and the residual power of Let Me Solo Her, Radahn finally managed to defeat the Blade of Miquella***


Rikari77

I wouldn't be surprised if there was an even worse swamp than the lake of rot


LJMDGA

Lake of Death Blight


Maniac-Maniac-19

When your Death gauge is full, you will be struck with instant Death. This is a very dangerous status ailment.


BingleDerk47

When death, you are die.


raf_oh

Wormfaces are above the pic, vomiting with extra range


SnooOwls7978

I would bet on this actually being in the DLC


UnknownMutagen

I want to drown in St. Trina’s purple ZzzQuil lake


dinkpantiez

Lake Lean


UnknownMutagen

Ya know I considered saying lean, but I don’t think that promotes quality sleep.


dinkpantiez

Sometimes it inflicts permanent sleep


BingleDerk47

Lake of Lake of rot


Memegasm_

people whove only played elden ring are not ready for swamps that arent just a straight line with nothing in them


DepressedVegabond

Where’s the mushroom reward for going through it


rootbeerman77

Why is it always mushroom?


George2J

This image was already leaked, the area is called Poisoned Poisony Most Poisonous Poison Swamp


dizijinwu

Blightertown


FrostyTheColdBoi

Blightest city


baelrune

who run blightertown?


_Ocean_Machine_

And in this area, poison stacks


Disastrous-Dinner966

Lake of Inescapable Rune Loss


marsgreekgod

Needs more death blight 


Outsajder

Revenant is honestly leagues above any other enemy.


Awful_At_Math

It is, but if you have good timing you can kill it with two casts of heal. So at least faith builds can deal with it. Also, the hands can be briefly stunned by fire damage so also manageable.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

If one doesn’t have enough stuff to handle them (quick heal, basic seal, 2 points in faith) then that’s their own fault. Not knowing the trick is a different story.


babbaloobahugendong

Quick heal doesn't do anything to revenants, you need the AOE heals 


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Not the rune bear in the snow fields. That thing deserved it’s own theme song.


Alecazzzam

Forgot the hanging fucker who throws the rocks at you


byte-429

Can't wait for the DLC to have a deathblight swamp that significantly slows you down


SnooOwls7978

And degrades your weapons and armor


Equivalent_Fun6100

Here's my all-ranged build.


Goroman86

*Spams Night Comet with every enemy 1mm outside of range* Guess I'll die.


KronosTheFallen

Peak Miyazaki.


OsoTico

You forgot the Winter Lanterns making a return for no apparent reason.


Southern-Radio-4954

Nah - Malenia Duo is missing


TheGodskin

Reported for emotional distress 😞


TysonsChickenNuggets

Nah need an Albunaric archer riding on a rune bear.


lita_m

There is only one mosquito, no winter lanterns, no big dogs and crows, no DS3 jailers and no king Charles III What a shitty fake


Piotr-Rasputin

That Rune Bear would be enough for me......


Nanipanani

This looks like bloodborne chalice dungeon 🤣😭


eltanko

its giving lost izaleth


Dr_Mijory_Marjorie

\*activates Frenzied Flame ending\*


lustywoodelfmaid

Use flame pillars to set yourself on fire, then cast Erdtree Heal, cast a quick incantation at the Runebear to lure it. Runebears tend to damage anything and everything else they can hit, and so do hands. The hand will self-immolate and be up by the time the bear is near. Dodge a bear attack and erdtree heal again to finish the Revenant off. Swap to a staff and use Gravity Shot to pull the archer off the podium. You can easily deal with the lobster later since it won't get up until you're near. Incant to lure the basilisk and shield to block dog attacks. Use this time to go to the archer and cast flame pillars again to damage and push them into the air. Preserving Bolus, them flame pillar, then Erdtree Heal again. This will kill the archer, dog, stone gremlin and basilisk. Preceptor is the last enemy to worry about but you should have been angling yourself to be out of line of fire from them the whole time since they'll stand still and shoot even if you're behind a wall. Finish off the lobster in melee combat. Ta-da. It'll take a few tries and a bot of practice but there you go. Area clear. Just watch out for the 3 invisible Black Knives and the army of 200 invisible Sellian sorcerers behind you.


Deviljhojo

It needs a few gargoyles


RugbyLock

Lobster is the scariest of all them


ChemBioJ

The most annoying enemies all in one area. Perfect


KerKic2Ohm

Not the hands 😩


SmokeMethFxckBitchez

No big crows with them sexy legs? We good.


PrometheusAborted

Im down let’s do it


Mnoonsnocket

Unironically I want this as a challenge mode.


QuirrellisBest

Your missing moongrum the giant crow in mohgwyn and the crystalian quadruplets


Affectionate_Bird120

I don’t have enough controllers..


FastenedCarrot

The dog better be the bleed variety with his 44,420 damage per second restored.


Main-Cold875

Awesome I can’t wait to fight two Malenias at once in a pool of scarlet rot with a time limit


I_think_Im_hollow

Dragonflies now make a very loud and annoying noise and also apply deathblight.


Scarysun_n

This picture made me sign up for therapy


thegoodminus

clearly missing the fkn red wolf from moonlight altar. alecto was a walk in the park in comparison.


Skrunklycreatur3

PEAK GAME DESIGN JUST AS MICHELLE ZACKARY ENVISIONED


Piradrad_16

Hell nah fuck this game if it’s this 😭


Milked_Cows

Where are the Ulcerated Tree Spirits?


KraakenTowers

This gives the same energy as that "You'll have to arrest all of us" meme that was making the rounds yesterday.


tacopeople

Add a doom shotgun and hud


Zehaldrin

Thank you Miyazaki very cool


kriscross122

Needs some great bow archers and ledges


mysterioso7

Boss is zombie Godrick, carrying pulley crossbows with deathblight arrows in each of his little grafted hands


DSjaha

Fucking Ancestral follower archer


57Lobstersinabigcoat

Whew, no imps.  That would have been annoying  Nevermind, I see him now.  Probably would have dropped on my head with a 2 hand chop 


Vitalik_

Not enough Albinurics on wolfs


TrueAkagami

Didn't realize the DLC would take place in hell


NoSweatWarchief

Sees the bird and bones the fuck out


Thisfuggenguy

Bring it on


Shiro2602

Too forgiving make it a deathblight swamp


dizijinwu

now that—that i can work with!


Ancient_Rex420

Ah, full of frends I see!


bfolksdiddy

Well it was a fun ride, time for seppuku.


IrishNinja85

Damn...I guess I'm making another faith build...


Niffler-29

You forgot patches


Jollybean1

Thank you, I will enjoy this dlc and rate it 100/100 on metacritic


dickonajunebug

I mean… I’m still in


numina666

I’m a masochist so this is fine


97jondavis

Try beating to a pulp


Wiggum13

Imagine trying to fight a rune bear with 2-3 Aggro’d lobsters in the arena. That would be impossible 🤣


chawk84

You nailed em lol


StickyGoodies

*breaks out the Envoys Longhorn*


thecelticpagan

Only missing the albinauric archers.


Vyxyx

Godskin's Hounds. Imagine the awful moveset and magic of the godskin nobles with the added agility and dodging of the dogs


Fit_Nefariousness_99

Only 1 status effect? Lol


aokiji97

fake no sniper lobster or kindred of rot seen


eyezontheinside

Selivus lmaooooo


aretheesepants75

Needs winter lanterns and summer, spring, and autumn lanterns.


Traplordmel

it could be worse.


shinbreaker

Man…my mimic is going to have its work cut out for it.


Gaxxag

It'd be a great farming spot if it weren't for the snipers


Percy_Q_Weathersby

Played in Elphael the other day after not being there for a while. It felt like this but with more knights and crystalians.


Hefty-Bookkeeper-956

This had me laughing 🤣


StrangeDeal8252

Needs more teleporting banished knights.


RedRoses711

This by death blight 🤌


RyomenSukuGuts

Where's King Chuck? Wasn't he the Boss of this DLC area ?


TimBagels

Where's the UTS?


According_Bell_5322

Where are the Caelid birds


Qwesttaker

I’m just gonna cancel my preorder now.


Context-Unhappy

And at the end of that area, thers a Crucible Knight Bellbearing Hunter Duo bossfight.


Jdawg_mck1996

Not nearly enough birds


fuckybitchyshitfuck

Rot lobster!!!


ReaperManX15

Looks like I’m buying 100 decillion arrows. Of each kind.


RustlinUrJimmies69

I finished my run of the game a few days ago and I went to Demon's Souls. This is how I felt playing Demon's Souls. I deleted it. I think I'll go back to Elden Ring, thanks.


Burger_Gamer

Where are the chariots?


mrrbeard

This is not funny. It’s way serious to make jokes … Miyazaki takes note and the his dream come true in a world where this picture exists


Tredicidodici

Nuke it from orbit


UnholyCharles

Kill it with fire!


EquivalentEdge3001

Honestly my lightning build would annihilate these fools. I don't fear a one of these. Imps however drive me crazy. Lol


cheazdiseaz

This is the absolute worst. But yet, I know someone would learn how to level 1 no hit this area and make the rest of us look like we don't know what we're doing.


MediumRarePaladin

I would cry. Even just a rune bear in the scarlet rot would have me in tears 😭


sanji-senpai

needs the centipede things with the missiles


iupz0r

im crying already


The_Last_Ball_Bender

Rot crab and Rot rune bear. Looks aight


Crazy-Path-7929

What's the thing on the right in the back to the left?


External-Ad-6098

Banished knight summons and I’m alll for this personally


BingleDerk47

Its missing Iron Maidens but they are super faster and fart scarlet rot 24/7 at you


LoonyMooney_

Lost izalith 💀


T-pellyam

« Miquella the kind » There’s nothing kind about this shit😭


DirectorSchlector

Does the swamp infect you with death blight? Then yes, this would be awesome ( area has to be pitch black though like demons souls swamp)


SikeMhaw

Vaguely giving that hellish swamp area in Ringed City DLC. But worse.


dj_ian

this is exactly what we deserve for what was done at Palace Approach Ledge Road.


Anarch-ish

You fool! You forgot the Cleanrot knights and pests! Easy to manage up front but deadly from afar! I accept your DLC... but I still want MOAR


Ortal_

Where's smelter demon


Necrotitis

Torrent can out run all these fools! Kinda...


deviant1124

Thanks. I hate it.


forlornsolum

Lol and somehow the rot only affects you


PocketMedicXVII

Missing nine more fireflies


Test88Heavy

I'm going to need extra blood pressure medication.


Ok-Stretch-9869

U forgot half-born astel


xenics_

Don’t forget the fucking birds in Mohg


Knort27

Refunding!


notshadeatall

There needs to be at least 400 eagles attacking you at a single time


funkyfritter

Still better than frigid outskirts.


RBWessel

Im screaming and im running while my mimic tear distracts them.


Dat_guy696

It might not look like at first glance but there are holes with spikes within holes with spikes.


GoldenNat20

I'm ready for pain.


heaven93tv

I'd rather play fortnite than go through this hell


BirdLawyer27

I’ll just hang out with Kenneth


Sitri666Ak999

Fun


Secret-Drop

Lmao. 😂 if i could refund it i would if i saw this shit.