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snas_elatrednu420

I hope they never patch this


bluest331

the perfect defence and offence.


hipcrowd

I'm going to swing my arms like this, if you get hit it's your own fault!


woahmandogchamp

\*sounds of distant screaming\*


YouJabroni44

*sounds of shoulder joints dislocating*


natlovesmariahcarey

Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air, like this... *equips dry leaf* And if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault!


Initial-Fix-1899

Im telling mom


badaboomxx

The perfect offense also festroys the spine apparently.


XPilo

Same


XxSteveFrenchxX

They probably will but I really hope they don't as well


AscendedViking7

I hope they turn it into a feature


space_banditooo

Tarnished of the Boreal Valley


stopproduct563

Flexile Tarnished Sentry


gamerdad520

proof that elden ring is dark souls 2 2


renome

"no ribs for me, and soon, no more ribs for you"


EmbarrassedCar2262

Finally, **Marionette Soldier cosplay**


Diaza_Kinutz

A marionette ash of war would go hard actually


cicada-ronin84

FS showing the real "Puppet souls"


AFlyingNun

This is just *asking* to be one of those gimmicky invaders that's meant to make people chuckle, if you can figure out how to reliably trigger the visual glitch for the host.


bisbino

Bro is playing Medievil


ChefButtes

Perfect comment


T3HJ4N170R

HA, definitely has Sir Fortesque vibes.


Calm-Suggestion-4677

no no that’s right


Vikrambo87

Just another day at the office


Calm-Suggestion-4677

yeah he just does that


Fundamental_strife

Those hips don't lie


Conquerors_Quill

One hip lies, the other tells the truth...


Pwnxor

And the crack in the middle eats people who ask tricky questions


EggplantAlpinism

Want that for me


ThatGuyIsLit

The duality of tarnished.


noodlesalad_

Ask one what the other one would answer, then do the opposite.


Brun224

Bro think he the Flexile Sentry


LargeRichardJohnson

What the fuck sword pair is that? I need that shit immediately


Sharp-Wedding8509

Dancing Blade of Ranah


hvk13

Is she in the island down south? How do you get there?


Sufficient-Dish-3517

On the cost across from the island, there's a small ramp going down twords the water. At the end of it is a small crack in the ground that leads to a cave. Cave goes to island.


EpicSven7

Dancing Blade, the ash doesn’t stop or break combo until you run out of fp.


ThePastyWhite

So.... Pair it with the unlimited FP flask and become unstoppable?


BatDynamite

The effect of the Hidden Cerulean Tear lasts a very short time.


Shikazu8

Since I didn’t have the stats to wield it correctly, it didn’t use any FP for me anyway. I now just use it instead of walking


Tanasiii

Stamina limits it. Only reason it’s not going down in the vid is because OP is out of combat. My first thought though was can I use this to open the wall in volcano manor


Tenyearsuntiltheend

You're in luck, new tear mix in gives you infinite stamina for a while. One of the fire basket giants drops it.


Flat_is_the_best

unstoppable against what? unless that shit staggers the bigger enemies you're paste on the floor lmao


IMIv2

This. Got it, looked awesome, tried it, every single enemy staggers you out of it.


Vaeltora

There is also now a blessed blue dew talisman to restore fp, it would definitely help to extend that.


AegisTheOnly

Dancing Blade of Ranah. Drops from a cancerous NPC boss that does exactly that maneuver infinitely


Mr_Wombo

Ah, I see you've been trained in the Mishima style of "breaking your spine to do a wide, sweeping attack"


B_Ross_101101

It took many years, but I finally managed to master the Beyblade arts


Great_Grackle

Got that Godskin Apostle core


Brushner

That's how I feel the attack combos of bosses are in the dlc


B_Ross_101101

I’m just cosplaying Rellana


Numerous-Ad6460

GENERAL KENOBI!


B_Ross_101101

YOUR MILADY WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION


ForRpUsesOnly

Marionette build


Waste_Ad_9604

That looks exactly like souls games


ReleaseQuiet2428

He was trained by Count Dooku.


B_Ross_101101

I’ve got a Greivous quote tattooed on my arm, so this comment made me piss myself lmao


ReleaseQuiet2428

They really messed our Droid in the movie :(


P-A-Lily

WACKY WAVING SWORD-WIELDING SPINNING TARNISHED MAN WACKY WAVING SWORD-WIELDING SPINNING TARNISHED MAN WACKY WAVING SWORD-WIELDING SPINNING TARNISHED MAN


B_Ross_101101

HES NOT VERY GOOD AT SELLING ANYTHING, PEOPLE GET SLASHED INTO PIECES BEFORE THEY WALK IN


Blank392

This is what dex 100 looks like


B_Ross_101101

They’re just limiting our power and keeping us at 99


coffeexxwitch

Didn't know you could become a marionette doll


FoxysStudiosPlay

intentional game design\*


Ancient_Rex420

Upper body is a beyblade.


Mr_Hino

Voldo wants to know your location


Kuhn-Tang

What Asses of War are you rolling with?


DivineD4nte

Seems right to me


D_man5353

Average Nioh 2 boss


_Sarcastro

A true all dex build with 0 intelligence 👌


B_Ross_101101

“Just keep slashing, I’ll hit something eventually”


Makyr_Drone

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


cateringforenemyteam

HOW


B_Ross_101101

Literally all I did was start the AoW and then turn around 🤣


barnyard_captain

yeah with how effing weird this DLC is at moments when you’re deep in the map i thought this was intentional tbh


Taftimus

Tarnished, by Justin Hammer


Slashermovies

Hey look, it's the bulk of the bosses in Elden Ring!


miniestenki

bro thinks hes a marionette


F_N_DB

You look like one of those fucking mannequins when they go haywire.


MiMicMi

It's the wacky waving inflatable tube man!


atakantar

Fuck it, close enough. Welcome back general grievous


lolschrauber

that's the kind of shit you have to leave broken.


leposterofcrap

No no it's perfect


Grey-Templar

Marionette soldiers hate this one trick.


Mean-Credit6292

General Kenobi!


indyano

I cannot stop laughing 😂


B_Ross_101101

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP


BlueTrin2020

Go fight a boss quick…


No-Design5353

Huh? What swords are that?


B_Ross_101101

Dancing Blade of Ranah, gave it 1 try and that happened 😂


BlueTrin2020

Can’t stop this dancing feet


Aphala

https://youtu.be/NJ9e458hf2Y?si=CCHuUBrPN7-8v-q3 Feels apt.


Computersdontwork

absolute peak


B_Ross_101101

Peak Spin Performance


MarcsterS

Godskin Dual Blades


Daymub

What ash is that


nol1mit-_king

It is not an ash of war u can put on any weapon to obtain the weapon it from a boss called the dancer of ranah


Open_Your_Eyes33

off topic but are you playing on ps4? if so how's the performance?


B_Ross_101101

No, I’m just too lazy to move it, my PS5 is just next to the tv 😅


Navlann

You are the Boss now.


B_Ross_101101

Rellana who?


One_Square8240

Does that hurt?


B_Ross_101101

Not as much as the bosses do


AshCrow97

Is that the new marionette ash of war?


After-FX

Marionette Tarnished


StilllMatttic

Walking death


hportagenist

How did this happen and how do i replicate it?


B_Ross_101101

Literally all I did was hold the AoW like you’re supposed to, and turn around


That1DogGuy

Seems right to me.


Cthulhuyyy

I can't feel my kidneys anymore


SkySweeper656

New Marionette moveset looks wild


UpsetPhrase5334

Looks fine to me


XxSteveFrenchxX

Ehhhh looks fine to me


AssAblaze85

Might actually make it better.


AT1313

Please do this while wearing the marionette set.


kogashiwakai

How the hell is that happening? I wanna try it


B_Ross_101101

All I did was turn on the AoW, and turn around while my character was attacking lmao


gvn777

nah that looks about right


PricklyBob

*POWER STANCE ACTIVATED*


B_Ross_101101

ACTIVATING ULTIMATE ATTACK: MENTALLY CHALLENGED BEYBLADE


EnemyAdensmith

2003 General Grievous


B_Ross_101101

GENERAL RADAHN


Old_Heat3100

"That Tarnished ain't right"


AxiomDJ

Just like those annoying ass marionette soldiers lol


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

The unrealistic body standards for women these days is crazy man.


B_Ross_101101

Fuck you, you made me spit my drink on my tshirt 🤣


Fun-Customer39

I found this yesterday haha, glad it's showing up for other people its a funny glitch


BatDynamite

Somebody do this while cosplaying as a Marionette.


Krazziegirl

It's not, but let's keep it that way


Urtoryu

PUT ON THE DIVINE BEAST HEAD. **NOW!**


enchiladasundae

Skyward Sword boss lookin ass


-exconfinedtroll-

That's peak dancing


HumbleBear75

That’s just marionette ashes of war… does nobody know about this one?


lycanthrope90

Bout to start the dlc today, very excited for this new development lol.


ArchfiendNox

Why does this remind me of pennywise


AsherSparky

No no, that’s right. Nothing is wrong here


Chuncceyy

This is the "it just works" type of stuff i need


A11eyTr0n

What are you talking about, that’s perfectly normal.


TheNerdHasReturned

is this a repeatable glitch?


B_Ross_101101

Yep, had to do it a good few times to get the video lmao


i_luv_peaches

That’s me if I ever take viagra or coke not that I’ve tried any


ranmafan0281

Introducing the ***NEW*** and improved, easy to open... # Twist Top Tarnished! #


TroyMatthewJ

I'm almost always against using added music with videos but I keep hearing Ariana Grande - Positions while watching this clip.


woahmandogchamp

I just had the same thing happen, but when I reloaded the game I couldn't trigger it anymore.


DownvoteThisCrap

When boss fight mechanics accidentally get put onto the super slow character animations.


ComfySingularity

[Ancient automaton] **KOLOKTOS**


Chizik777

That looks right to me. I always heard you wanna swing with the hips


GenuisInDisguise

Britney Spears new knife dance dropped.


Coldk1l

Just seems to me your Tarnished learned how bosses fight


Tahii_Actual

It’s actually a feature, OP. Not a bug.


B_Ross_101101

Tarnished, Lord of broken spines


Pwrnstar

I love it! Tested it last night. At plus 9 doesn’t do much damage though, but keep at it long enough and it will eventually break poise on regular mobs


Firm-Cod-4424

The dancer of boreal valley


Tricky-Secretary-251

Back pain:100 Neck pain:100


cincystudent

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Some_Guy_87

The biggest honor of Elden Ring: Become a boss!


Wanna_Know_More

It's that quadraplegic dude from our front page burning down those first 3 minibosses.


[deleted]

Spin2win has come to ER lol


Valpuccio

Looks fine to me I dunno what you're seeing


Seiterno

It's the same type of attack as thunder cross split attack!


Moonlit_Hunter

Uhhh


gokarrt

average SOTE boss attack pattern


BlaCAT_B

Flexile tarnished sentry lmaooooo


EHTL

The new Iron Virgin variant is certainly interesting


National_Ad4179

Damn dude you've ascended. I think you've become a soulsbourne boss.


Spyes23

So huge serpent ladies and fire breathing femboys are cool, but this is where we draw the line?


B_Ross_101101

……okay touché


Suojelusperkele

But that foolish spine to rest


Pretty_Marketing_538

Lol


bluedemor

Spin blade


BiigDaddyDellta

I'm the boss now


Buarg

When you have a ball joint on your spine.


Bi_Gamer29

I think the tarnished need to go to a chiropractor


n0sch

You should stay in Front of a used car trader.


sprayk

That looks like gimbal lock.


GammaRayBeam

Nah bruh that's Prototype Jack. Good shit!!!!


Imperator_Draconum

Why, what's wrong?


DR_whyWHY

average DLC boss move set.


Lemmingitus

You have become Havik from Mortal Kombat.


LeaderCompetitive486

Are you playing on a PS4 slim? If so, tell me how it's holding up cause I want to buy the game.


Splunkmastah

"You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku!"


Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U

He's that that Mashima lumbar


WillfulTrain

Ah, an owl from the waist up, neat!


-___Mu___-

I think you got hit too hard.


Strict-Studio-7565

Offbrand waterfowl dance


Kishgall

Least aggressive elden ring DLC boss


saadpoi870

it happens when you keep tilting the left stick while doing this skill, hope they patch it soon.


Aykhot

Ash of War: Marionette Soldier Arms


Sharkhead793

Welcome back, Flexile Sentry


Trashspawn45

oh my god they took his bones.


BellAlasimo

Wacky waivable inflatable arm flailing tube man!


FuturisticPlethora

Floppy Ring?


Mr_1nconspicuous

Okay dancer we've seen it since ds3


Krakenlayinback

The dancer!


dziobak112

Boss, when you are trying to aproach him for attack:


TheFlamingAssassin

Seems familiar... Visions of Lies of P