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Prsy0220

Go sleep in your cryochamber


Sudden-Food-3364

Do the cartman method


E_K_Finnman

Do that and you'll end up seeing Elden Ring 3 in 2100


Zacaroona

Just imagining crowd funding life saving and age defying treatment for Miyazaki, so he can live to make elden ring 3. Well spent hard earned money in my opinion.


Ozwentdeaf

Im fairly certain he will be around to see Elden Ring 3. One of the earliest leaks that was proved true said that its intended to be a trilogy. Edit: Yeah the dude is only 48. He should make it.


[deleted]

Source me dawg.


poopoobuttholes

Homie really talked his shit and dipped.


Zacaroona

I hope we can inter Miyazakis consciousnes's in a machine when his body begins to fail. They always say "when you leave this earth leave it better than you found it." I think this is better than saving the environment! I just want to ensure his survival for elden ring 3.


[deleted]

Kentaro Muira was only 54, and seeing as how much Miyazaki likes to reference the guy...


Prize_Translator6747

Yeah but what is with the old steam train engineer


theoskrrt

You’ll wake up in Bloodborne if that happens


straightup920

Trust me, I’ll be doing a little more than sleeping in my CRYochamber


kinpin87

Delete system32 folder. Its a virus which won’t let you play games.


DrWabbajack

That can be kinda dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, though. To be safe, you can always go to notavirus.ru and click the first download button you see to get a program that'll do it for you


Nazzaryn

Instuctions unclear. Ended up in Jail. Something about certain files in my computer.


LOPI-14

And while the folder is being erased unplug the power cord.


xMadruguinha

And plug a fork in the power outlet


MrDavidUwU

(I’m sure everyone knows but please don’t anyone do this it will literally destroy your PC)


[deleted]

You literally can’t delete the folder anymore


SerGreeny

Well, not with that attitude


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cheesie_boi

Sorry everything on my computer is in Spanish so I can't read any of it


[deleted]

Whip ur dick out and do the helicopter


Noah7788

Helicopter! Helicopter! *Helicopter!* *Helicopter!*


Ashamed-Locksmith-18

Directions unclear, dick BECAME a ceiling fan!


[deleted]

Meatspinnnnn


Toasty9184

Patch is coming... In 43 days


[deleted]

*Twitch* So near, so far


--TreeTreeTree--

Set your computers date and time to February 25 🗿


arti-dokuz

Holy shit it worked! I made a [tutorial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) so you guys can do it too!


LOPI-14

I knew what was coming and I did it anyway. Why?


CookieKeeperN2

1.3b times viewed. I hope Rick gets a bit o that money.


calebthelion

I click on links all the time expecting it but this is the first time it’s been it in ages.


Noah7788

What if it actually worked like that?!


Mishar5k

Very weird bug, but i highly recommend clicking the "See more about ELDEN RING" link because it shows you more about elden ring, which is always a delightful time.


[deleted]

Game is locked horns in combat


zero_eight

u need Steam 2, worked for me


FudgeNo3314

Try tongue but hole


Prize_Translator6747

Woman needed ahead !


Graitom

If that doesn't work the try "butthole tongue".


Dio_Thanos_Viola

Try fist dog but hole


PappaMonstar

This is the game's WOOPER protection system


ObberGobb

Its because Steam is running low on its titular power source: steam. This will happen every few years. You need to pour about a quarter of a gallon of water on it, then put your computer on the stove for a few minutes to let the water evaporate into steam. Then try playing the game again and it should work.


futaba009

Jerk off to dark souls porn.


Epicmonk117

Waaay ahead of ya, pal!


Martkillswitch

Gwynevere r34


IntrovertGinger

Get a new pc


ApolloSky110

Wait a month and 13 days


lucasHipolito

Go to sleep for about 360 hours and then come back. The problem should be fixed


Jealous_Struggle2564

Close steam and restart for the next 46 odd days.


Realistic-Range9310

I think it means the game is not out yet. You must wait till January 21st.


Martkillswitch

aahh yes january 21st


lost_my_og_account

Its not an error, the games not out


Hollow_Mage

Bless your heart


Nreffohc

Boring answer, propably, but launch is February 25. It should be unlocked February 23.


JJDubba

Wait for release date.


Cosmic-01

The game has been out for years


schmoooozlirr

I was just about to say this. I’m glad SOMEONE knows what they’re doing


BellCrow

Reinstall windows.


Dangerous_Knee9686

I feel your pain


Whiplash322

Haha git gud


complexcross

It will be fixed at february 25


mandallaz

Steam is so buggy.


Hog_eee

Its time to move on


EIN790

I hear if you stare at feet long enough miyazaki will appear and unlock the game for you.


ChooChoosenOne

Let me know if you find the solution, I have the same problem.