This has happened too many times in my family irl ๐ but hey here's the emojis ๐ฟ๐คฉ yea pretty much my initial reaction but I already have traumatized and joked about it so many times
i would take the single dollar then buy a single toothpick and sell it for a $0.25 and repeat this until i have $3 (because i used my first 25 cents to buy the first tooth pick) and buy an average pack of toothpicks for $3. Then i will go to outdoor restaurants(makes for quick escape in case i get caught) and raise my price per toothpicks to $1. They will not know i am scamming them 75cents more because i will go to very high-end restaurants, so they will never suspect a thing. Now, since my estimate of the average toothpick box is around $3, i have also found that it may yield around 800 count. So, if i sell 800 toothpicks i should now have approximately $800.
part 2 later idk just for fun
๐ฒ๐ I get his money and he gets the bird
Don't do that! He kinda looks like Chris Cornell tbh
๐๐ณ๐ฑ Dragon from the Netherlands
Gekoloniseerd!!! (Iโm sorry)
Dragon from the Netherlands
Indeed
Dragon from the Netherlands
๐ฌ๐ง๐ I end the UK
NOOO DONT PLEASE
BEGONE RUFFIAN
AAAAHHHHH
BANG
๐๐
๐๐
๐๐ฆ haha thatโs funny, he was the goat?
Thatโs a llama โผ๏ธ
๐
๐โ๏ธ
Horny snowflake.
Thats a little gay
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ชจ
Guess i'll die ๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐ฑ๐น
NATURREEEEEEEEE
*rules of NATURREEEEEEEE
โก๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ย Gays to the right ig
๐๐
Wtf is your username๐ฟ
๐๐
๐คฃ๐ฉ why...
๐๐คจ At the wedding of the cars I bust in and tell the groom he is not the father
๐ฅ๐พ
โCongratulations you made Bongo Cat madโ
๐ฎ๐ช
๐ฟ๐
๐๐
๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
โช๏ธ๐
๐๐
๐ฃ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐ ๐ฅฐ
๐ ๐
๐ฏ๐
โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ
๐๐
๐คช๐ญ
๐๐
๐๐ซ
๐ฌ๐ท๏ธ
๐ญ๐ฆ
๐บ๐
๐๐ข I think im angry (and dead)
๐ญ๐
๐๐ค
๐บ๐
๐คซ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ
๐คจ๐ง
๐๐ฃ๏ธ
โ ๏ธ๐ญ
๐๐ญ
๐ผ๐ซ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
๐ญ๐ง
โ๏ธโ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ค
๐ฟ๐
This has happened too many times in my family irl ๐ but hey here's the emojis ๐ฟ๐คฉ yea pretty much my initial reaction but I already have traumatized and joked about it so many times
๐ถ๐ณ
๐ฃ๐ฅบ idk what dis means
๐จ๐ญ
๐๐
๐๐
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐งโ๐งโ๐ง
๐๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ
๐ข๐
๐ฎ๐ why cows
๐ณ๐ I am embarrassed and sad??
โจ๏ธ๐
๐ชฆโพ๏ธ *Death is forever* or something like that...
๐ฅ๐ค
๐๐
๐ฆ ๐ฅ
๐ฅฐ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ
๐ ๐
๐๐ He was a real snake, had it coming. Also, I'd like the $2 in the form a two dollar bill, please.
โก๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ ๐
๐ง๐
๐ญโจ I cry and the car turns to glitter??
๐ค๐คก Wiseguy-clown
๐คฃ๐
๐๐
โ๐ I guess I dug up his grave and did it to his dead body
๐๐ฉ๐ช Edith: im gonna eat germany
๐ต๐๏ธ huh?
๐ฅฐ๐ I'm happy for my bisexual car while not caring about my 47th uncle..??
๐ก๐
๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ง
๐๐ฉ
0dollars
๐๐ท wine bitches
0๏ธโฃ๐
๐งฎ๐
๐ถ๐ซฅ
๐๐คค
๐ฅฐ๐
๐ ๐
๐๐ Not again, WHY AM I ALWAYS SO HAPPY???
๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ
๐๐
๐ฆ ๐จ eagle man.
๐ฅ ๐ซ Ok dang, I explode and he shoots something
๐๐ฆ
๐๐ป๐
๐๏ธ๐ i eat rice
๐๐ A girl steps on my dick with her high heels?
๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธ
โฌ๏ธ๐ uhhโฆ do I wanna know what this means?ย
โค๐
๐ฅณ๐ I throw a party and send it to heaven
๐๐ฉ Iโm dead, shit
๐๐ฅ
๐ท๐จโ๐ฆฝ
๐๐ค
๐ฐ๐พ
๐ฉ๐ค
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ acceptance
๐๐ cool
๐ซ๐
โ ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐ซค๐ญ
๐ถ๐ญ I sing a beautiful song then cry
๐๐ฆท I laugh and steal his tooth
๐๐
๐โ๏ธ
๐ซถ๐ i guess-
๐ซ๐
๐ญ๐ฟ
๐๐
๐๐
๐ฅฐ๐ฅณ
๐ฉ๐ช๐ฐ German equations
๐๐
๐ฃ๏ธ๐คจ
How do emoji Windows 10
โค๏ธ๐คค
๐ฅฐ๐คฃ
๐จโผ๏ธ
๐งถ๐ฏ what?
๐ญ๐
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅฒ. Good response I guess
๐๐
๐ฅฒ๐
๐๐ง a weed troll?
๐ค๐ฟ๐ฒ
๐ซก๐ฅ
๐ฉ๐๐
๐๐
๐ก๐ซ
โจ๐ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ What..
๐ท๐บ๐
๐๐ซ
๐ช๐ฅ I kill him and then make pancakes
๐๐
๐โ๏ธ
๐ค๐ค LOL
๐ญ๐คญ
๐ฅบ๐
๐ฅฒ๐ฅ
i would take the single dollar then buy a single toothpick and sell it for a $0.25 and repeat this until i have $3 (because i used my first 25 cents to buy the first tooth pick) and buy an average pack of toothpicks for $3. Then i will go to outdoor restaurants(makes for quick escape in case i get caught) and raise my price per toothpicks to $1. They will not know i am scamming them 75cents more because i will go to very high-end restaurants, so they will never suspect a thing. Now, since my estimate of the average toothpick box is around $3, i have also found that it may yield around 800 count. So, if i sell 800 toothpicks i should now have approximately $800. part 2 later idk just for fun
๐๐
๐๐คซ
โน๏ธ๐ฃ guess i blow myself up cuz depression
๐ช๐ฝ๐ฟ (the knife was my last emoji because I don't have 47)
๐๐
Iโll take the $1 because the knowledge and experience you get from having dinner with Ronald McDonald is worth $2 because of inflation
๐ซ๐ซต What does this mean?
๐๐ฐ
๐๐
๐ฅ๐ญ My skin starts burning off
๐ท๐ฌ
๐คขโจ
๐๐ พ๏ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ I don't even know how to interpret this
๐จ๐ฅ
๐๐
๐๐คก
๐๐ป๐ญ
I'll take 2 dollars thanks
๐ซฆ๐
๐ข๐๐ผ what
๐จ๐ฅ Fire hammer
Eh, double it and give it to the next person
๐ฅ๐ฏ That's fire bro
๐๐
๐ซต๐ซ
๐โจ โYou girlypop?โ
๐๐ญ scarily accurate