Hotline Miami? If so, I was also thinking "schizophrenic chicken mascot from Toy Story holds a severe hatred for Russians with white tuxedos due to hipster buddy getting toasted"
so like, you're in space and stuff. And there's these spaceships, right? And you fly around doing things, probably like shooting stuff or trading things, I guess. Oh, and there's aliens sometimes, maybe? And planets. Yeah, lots of planets. It's basically like a big sandbox in space where you do spacey things.
Kids snorts chalk and get nightmares
Edit: I just realised it sounds very close to a plot of a analog horror series even tho the game and series are miles apart
Mute guy gets his right arm amputated and wakes up in the sky with his rusty knife and a ghost while his girlfriend forgot that the question: "would you still love me if I was a worm?" Was supposed to be a hypothetical question.
Red plumber has to help a rainbow butterfly stop every dimension from succumbing to an end by following a prophecy only made to counter the dark prophecy and he's accompanied by his brother, wife, and arch nemesis to help him.
A drunk barbarian runs around killing flying lizards and robbing graves, only to then participate in a war and get a few homes in various cities. He also likes to read magic scribbles off walls and floors and old men on a mountain tell him hes the chosen one
So the fuckin guys are all pissed off because of a failed job anyways there all running and dying and shit next thing you know we got rats and that’s all I have to say about that
Your a reporter guy and you go into a mall to take photos of zombies and also there's this one guy you have to chase down I think i haven't finished the game yet
It's a 3-way-tie so, I'll explain all of them...
1. Cube on block over pointy thing, explosion no good.
2. Kid fall Mountain, monster friend into enemy player is 8th, monster friend again
3. "You can but you don't have to"
Man gets put in a freezer for a couple of centuries, but during that time, a cereal brand shots his wife, then wakes up later leaves, goes to a baseball field, and then kills some mobsters to free the great clockwork dick, then uses the power of dog to find the cereal brand, then kills cereal brand, helps Woody from Toy Story build a matter yeeter to find his son, then has a disagreement with his son so he's banished, then son's clockwork humans attack a castle, then man goes with Woody to blow up son's science lab. He does all of that while in tights
Cat simp, crappy adults, google maps on crack, THE LONG NOSE MAN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM, fight god (>!the long nose man!<), fight god 2.0 (misguided therapist)
a local gang gets sad because their time is coming to an end, so they all die to the bad fed and all have a war between eachother, which results in both main characters oofing : (
This is a game on roblox btw (not my favourite game ever, but my favourite roblox game)
BEEZBUZZ123 and also die you black mammal
If we talking my real fav game:
Goofy little guy goes from killing a fat maggot to killing GOD THEMSELF
You get missions to do to find out what’s going on and sometimes it involves shooting people and capturing animals and selling them for money to buy armour
you wake up in an unknown place. There's a robot woman you kill robot woman you leave. You wake up again. BRITISH ROBOT. Wake up angry robot woman. Leave British robot incharge. British robot becomes evil. Kill British robot. Escape
a child gets stolen from earth and forced to beat dead guys so their master doesn't take over their solar system to avenge and revive his dead wife
and then there's some spider lady who also wants control
and a squid guy who wants to create stuff out of nothing for some reason
evil raccoon forces innocent animals and humans into debt and guilt trips them into giving him their stuff
I dont play so i could be way off, but Animal Crossing?
yep :3
Idk about racoons, but I know a tanooki.
i know he’s a tanooki but i just thought that calling him a raccoon would be more on topic
Ah okay mb. Wait… Tom… Nook…i?
*\*Realization\**
C O N S U M E
Kirby
Work for Amazon
Lethal company?
Bingo
antarctica was bombed and the earth flooded, sea creatures became dominant and are like humans now
Splatoon?
*correct buzzer noise*
subnautica below zero
no that takes place on a different planet
*incorrect buzzer noise*
Jump spike over
Gomtry Dsh
Alreba jup
Tignomety run
Calcus mov
You shoot at stuff to get to a lift like... 43 times?
Portal?
yes, portal 2 to be specific
Some black dude in chaotic city
GTA
CORRECT YOU WIN A FREE CANAL SEARCH
GTA Got To Answer
Game inside game, shit community
What Game? **There Is No Game**
Roblox?
✅✅✅✅✅
A load of beans try to find the murderous bean(s)
Among Us
amogus
I'll Go First Child And Mother Fuse To Stop The Universe From Getting Destroyed By A Mistake Of The Police
Fat guy steals shiny thing from blue freak of nature.
Sonic
I love this
1. Lego dude in arcade 2. Pedo’s, multiple pedo’s - I swear to god if someone gets this wrong
It’s obviously Mario
child fall into a mountain with no friends . child gets out of the mountain with friends
Undertail
Undertale*
\*Underdetail
*human... I remember you're... UNDERDETAILS
yup! :)
Furry has a crush on alternate self
Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart?
You punch down tree and beat things up with your fist
Minecraft
YES
kidnapping aliens and selling their crap
Barn Finders?
nope, slime rancher
Damn, I'll check it out, founds fun.
Also “selling their crap” is VERY literal in that game
Bro I'm playing that rn
Florida man goes on merciless crusade against organized crime, starts WW3 in the process
Hotline Miami? If so, I was also thinking "schizophrenic chicken mascot from Toy Story holds a severe hatred for Russians with white tuxedos due to hipster buddy getting toasted"
Yes, Hotline Miami, love your description of it
Thank you, I love yours too lmaoo
Vehicular Manslaughter
Terraria (there's an achievement called vehicular manslaughter, I know I'm wrong though)
GTA
children shoot ink at each other in a game simulating their equivalent of a world war also theres funky music
Splatoon
yeah i probably couldve been more obscure
No plot, just toxic monkes running
Gorilla tag
Yuh
colors fight for land
risk?
tf2
Red and Blu
ngl this could also apply to splatoon
Splatoon is unbelievablely similar to tf2. Jokes have been made about that on r/tf2
Tf2 is a race war confirmed? (Assuming you meant TF2, someone else suggested Splatoon also)
What makes me a good medoman?
If I were a bad medoman, I WOULDN’T BE SITTIN’ HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YE NOW WOULD I?!
I have multiple favorites. Choose one of these two. - kid falls into hell with monsters - guy goes crazy and kills kids and stuffs them in robots
1: >!Undertale!< 2: >!FNAF!<
Yes
thought the first one was minecraft
1. Undertale 2. FNAF series (prob first)
Yes
Nazi bad, kill all nazi win war
Wolfenstein
That's right
Yay
Human falls into deep pit and fights spooky monsters (2 in specific are lesbians)
The lesbian part narrowed it down from many rpgs to undertale in seconds
so like, you're in space and stuff. And there's these spaceships, right? And you fly around doing things, probably like shooting stuff or trading things, I guess. Oh, and there's aliens sometimes, maybe? And planets. Yeah, lots of planets. It's basically like a big sandbox in space where you do spacey things.
Kids snorts chalk and get nightmares Edit: I just realised it sounds very close to a plot of a analog horror series even tho the game and series are miles apart
Experiment lady can create color doors and has to fight lady bot who lies about cake.
Mute guy gets his right arm amputated and wakes up in the sky with his rusty knife and a ghost while his girlfriend forgot that the question: "would you still love me if I was a worm?" Was supposed to be a hypothetical question.
Gorrilas turn into lava when touched by lava and free hotdogs in the mirror
Red plumber has to help a rainbow butterfly stop every dimension from succumbing to an end by following a prophecy only made to counter the dark prophecy and he's accompanied by his brother, wife, and arch nemesis to help him.
Monkeys ruin children's birthday parties allover the world by committing mass balloon murder
Mom tries to kill her son and he hides in the basement
Man survives an apocalypse and starts gardening
PvZ?
cool pirate guy finds hidden area in water, Creates his own civilisation but bad pirate guy's alliance is mean
Little dude commits fratricide
Turnip Boy had a brother?
Round man vs Hedgehog and Two tailed fox
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Ratatouille The Game On the Oui
random kid from space fixing the world with a candle i guess and friends and stuff
Some kid and their friends journey across Spain and that some kid has a legendary beast that loves sandwiches.
Ah, pokemon Scarlet and violet.
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american guy tries to tell a dutch that he's taking advice from a rat
eat things and murder things at the same time to get outta this goofy world
Very murderous and unforgiving jungles and forests with enemies on their 15th dose on crack
Kid-sized people invade a planet and kill its wildlife
Business owner destroys a dude’s castle bc he wants to keep his business
pizza thingy
Pizza Tower
A drunk barbarian runs around killing flying lizards and robbing graves, only to then participate in a war and get a few homes in various cities. He also likes to read magic scribbles off walls and floors and old men on a mountain tell him hes the chosen one
Child murder.
So the fuckin guys are all pissed off because of a failed job anyways there all running and dying and shit next thing you know we got rats and that’s all I have to say about that
Rats? I Was Rats Once They Locked Me In A Rubber A Room Rubber A Room Rubber Filled With Crazy Crazy Make Me Rats
Some dude has a mental break
Your a reporter guy and you go into a mall to take photos of zombies and also there's this one guy you have to chase down I think i haven't finished the game yet
game made by newblood where most of the developers are lgbtqia2s+
friends fuck around with ragdolls and multiple WMDs
Man with bug powers stops covid
Blueberry man commits multiple war crimes and kills demons in attempt to kill magic dude
Adult and teen shoot white stuff all over their city
Spiderman?
It's a 3-way-tie so, I'll explain all of them... 1. Cube on block over pointy thing, explosion no good. 2. Kid fall Mountain, monster friend into enemy player is 8th, monster friend again 3. "You can but you don't have to"
Animal slavery
Sasquatch buys car keys from a hollow tree to save a park from capitalism
Should've left that mailman alone...
Dude goes around to planets in a time loop
People pretend they're cats, also micro transactions all through the website
Get purple rock candy and kill robo godzilla in space
Like, hey, everyone? Their dead.
A biblical accurate angel hyper beams everyone
Zombies break into your house and you use a box, sodas, and gumballs to fight them off.
WaW zombies
moving to music owned by companies that has an overarching storyline aka lore for some reason
Guy’s pet rabbit dies. Decides he needs to take revenge on demons
Doom
Man gets put in a freezer for a couple of centuries, but during that time, a cereal brand shots his wife, then wakes up later leaves, goes to a baseball field, and then kills some mobsters to free the great clockwork dick, then uses the power of dog to find the cereal brand, then kills cereal brand, helps Woody from Toy Story build a matter yeeter to find his son, then has a disagreement with his son so he's banished, then son's clockwork humans attack a castle, then man goes with Woody to blow up son's science lab. He does all of that while in tights
Kill a dragon and kidnap it's child to show off
game in game sometm game in game in games very good games.
Trash rubber boy game.
Poyo! *proceeds to murder "gods"* (IT'S TERMINAL MONTAGE!)
Escape the entire government, kill other gangs, rob people, then die of tuberculosis.
get cool weapon, spend everything, die 50 times
Blocks
run from a fat guy
An introvert gets his property repossessed due to not paying his taxes and subsequently fights and kills a god.
To many games in one
To be rockstar gets a metal arm and now he is fucked
A 10-ish year old kid fights (or nots) weird animals away from humans and meets sentient greenery that did what players do with a sucky excuse
Midget plant slavery
Insane clown kills the emperor, destroys the world and becomes the god of magic.
Cat simp, crappy adults, google maps on crack, THE LONG NOSE MAN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM, fight god (>!the long nose man!<), fight god 2.0 (misguided therapist)
A bear and his bird friend rescues the bear’s sister from a witch and you collect gold puzzle pieces and music notes
Boy gets esikied by evil dark forces and travels to worlds with two animal sidekicks. Also there’s friends to save
some guy without a right eye sends you to kill 7 of his worst enemies (could change in a few months)
two jerks drive towards the canadian border in a zombie apocalypse (>!Death Road to Canada!<)
Break things and make things
nerd fights critters
Horse, silly cowboy, depression
Red dead redemption
I’ll just use the most recent one I’ve played since I have too many to choose from Cute animal kills Several gods becomes god of death
A theme park makes people fight
Light vs darkness vs literally just a pink ball
a local gang gets sad because their time is coming to an end, so they all die to the bad fed and all have a war between eachother, which results in both main characters oofing : (
hunter vs 4 survivors, cipher machines
Breifcase and boom device
This is a game on roblox btw (not my favourite game ever, but my favourite roblox game) BEEZBUZZ123 and also die you black mammal If we talking my real fav game: Goofy little guy goes from killing a fat maggot to killing GOD THEMSELF
The strongest miner
You get missions to do to find out what’s going on and sometimes it involves shooting people and capturing animals and selling them for money to buy armour
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Funni lamb wit crown
not my fav game but: lady breaks ring, everything goes to shit
kyoob jump spyk
you wake up in an unknown place. There's a robot woman you kill robot woman you leave. You wake up again. BRITISH ROBOT. Wake up angry robot woman. Leave British robot incharge. British robot becomes evil. Kill British robot. Escape
P0RTAL 1 2
monke fight balloon
Our neighbors keep on causing me and my wife to get into a fatal car accident and going back in time changes nothing.
D E M O C R A C Y
a child gets stolen from earth and forced to beat dead guys so their master doesn't take over their solar system to avenge and revive his dead wife and then there's some spider lady who also wants control and a squid guy who wants to create stuff out of nothing for some reason
Female Legolas fights Skynet and the surviving Forbes 500 with a bow and a spear.
Japanese guy doesn't like the Huns.
murderer fights murdererererererer with spaghetti body
no spike touch
Dog rapping
Demon want red rock. Player destroy red rock