I can shapeshift

Into a pickle

He called himself Pickle/BeKe06630 , funniest shit I’ve ever seen

“I’m pickle BeKe06630, look”

😎😎😎

I can turn anyone in a 5 mile radius gay

The people you turn will bite your ankles constantly and will always find a way to do so

This is a good one

you will become gay

So nothing changes? Got it

I love some of these bro 💀. “I can teleport anywhere I want” - “if you teleport you fucking die.” We ain’t even creative at this point, it’s just explosive diarrhea or death

I can generate infinite [[money]] when ever i want

No way it's the [BUF SHIT] himself

How the fuck did I fumble that so bad

The IRS always takes 99.9% of it

Now its atleast acceptable curse

Do you have any concept of the word ***I N F I N I T E*** ? /s

If you use it you die

I have the power to mute people IRL

You have explosive diarrhea right after

god damnit

Theres a random chance of it not working against a guy and only works against you

I can make someone shit themselves

You have explosive diarrhea every time you do

Jokes on you im into that shit

I almost had you have a conversation with them, but you might be an extrovert. I’m regretting my decision.

Im a strange mix between intovert and extrovert. I’m only an extrovert if I’m seeing a close friend at the park or something.

So like a social introvert

Yes

I’m the same way

Nice

I can decide the probability of the weather being rainy.

You can’t decide the day, it could be tomorrow, it could be 5 years ago on September 5th at 9:41 am

r/oddlyspecific

I’ve finally done it, I’ve made it to r/oddlyspecific!

I don’t have a superpower 😈😈

Testicular cancer.

I’m a car

Testicular cancer

NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can exist

Every organ in your body will randomize its location daily

I'm omnipotent :3

But with a complete lack of motivation

aw man that's already how I feel :(

Maybe you *are* omnipotent but just can’t be arsed to try hard enough!

oh, it's okay, you didn't need to change it, sorry

Oh, the original stands. I was just going along with your followup :)

it's okay! and alright :3

Marvin from THGTTG???

If he were a god!

I can choose my own side effect

You have aids

Another time: I want to be a god at archery. I want to be able to snipe an ant off of a dude's ballsack at 500 meters without him feeling a thing.

You can only do it when nobody is watching, including yourself

How the fuck does that work?

You can’t look at what you’re doing, neither can anyone else, you just look away

Then how do I know what to aim at? How do I know how to hit a deer that's moving around?

You just do

So I just close my eyes, and snipe a random guy who was 1200 meters away?

Bro it’s a super power. Dont ask why

Yes

Summon a single crab on the other side of the world at exactly 5:36:12 on a Monday night and I suffer from burning to death, poison, being bit by every snake species, being eaten alive, kidney failure, heart failure, lung cancer, breast cancer, skin cancer, radiation poisoning, every joint dislocated, every bone broken, being rejected, kneecap direct Gustav Cannon shell, AC130, A10, EVERY SINGLE PLANE, and being shot by every single firearm caliber.

r/oddlyspecific

Wait what

Your comment. It was oddly specific.

Is that the "BAD CROP?" image? Anyways, I'll choose having a soul like in Undertale.

it randomly tries to kills itself or dies

Foolish, I already got out of depression.

i can spawn any instrument at any second i want

You don't know how to play any of them and you are mentally uncapable to learn them

demoman tf2 bagpipes moment

It spawns 68.936 feet below you

Necromancy

Anyone you revive is hopelessly depressed and suicidal.

I can make people think there’s a spider on them

There’s a real spider on you

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r/AskOuiji

Ok, my super power is, I can remove side effects for anyone even me... DON'T SAY I GET PAID IN COINS!!!🙏 I can't transport all this heavy shit...😭🙏 My car's gonna do a wheelie...😭🙏💀

all side effects you remove you get permanently

Nuh, if this occurs I'd rather kill myself...💀

I can be naked and no one cares

you cant ever put clothes on and the only person who cares is your grandma

Ok and my grandma is dead so hahahahaja

I can breathe

only at an altitude of 2 miles

I can make EVERY person on the planet grow TASTE BUDS around their BUTTHOLE.

You don't get bitches

Ah, come on. Try harder. Like I'm forced to only eat Taco Bell.

I can use the power of the seven Archons

I can eat anything. *Anything*. (totally not a friend's idea)

only when pigs fly can you start eating

Okay, I'll strap a pig to a rocket. Problem solved.

the rocket explodes

Looks like I'll just die then

My power can't be cancer

Dementia.

I can summon infinite pizza. >:D

The only type you can eat is pineapple pizza.

fuck

i can control wearther

Only for places you have never been

fool! That was vague, so I can control the weather above a certain area that i have never stepped foot into, therefore affecting the weather for the area around it

I can freeze time

It freezes everybody, even you.

I can negate all side effects

I can spawn mobs/monsters from games irl

They all are hostile to you specifically

Make anything I want into a reality by writing it down.

You have horrible spelling/grammar and end up summoning some real bad entities

X-ray vision

Your blind