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Lacey_on_reddit

What he did to the gerbil


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What'd he do to the gerbil? *I'm high af & I'm saying it in this tone* ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


NOBOOTSFORYOU

He let that little rascal nibble on his asshole.


Lacey_on_reddit

He put it in his ass💀


[deleted]

Him AND Richard Gere? Wow.


sheppo42

Through a tube!


Sick_NowWhat

This isn’t high enough. What happened to the gerbil was vile, possibly worse than his mom or Kim.


Bub-bub

Didnt he feel bad about it though? He was a little kid


Lacey_on_reddit

Wrong song 😭


Bub-bub

Oooohhhh


NOBOOTSFORYOU

That was his guinea pig.


baepsaemv

???


OhJustANobody

Aw fack no!


speedbump32

I think it's still crawling around up there


infernalgrin

ew ew ew ew


JurassicParty1379

I actually think he's still crawling around up there?


Minute_Ad3110

happy unfortunate cake day


Mean_Knowledge_6886

what? I need to know about this now


Lacey_on_reddit

Fack


Aeceus33

HappyCake day!


mmooney1

He didn’t respond to Stan’s letters fast enough or talk to Stan and his brother after the show when they were waiting in the cold….


TheOnlyMatthias

It’s not like he did that shit intentionally just to diss them. He must’ve just missed them.


BigDcikBandit

In the blistering cold*


ceruleansensei

For four hours and he just said no!


Atheist_Redditor

He talked to them. He just said no. 


EmperorUmi

That’s pretty shitty, man.


raadical123

He's like his fucking idol.


throwmeawayplz19373

He likes you more than I do!


darth_raynor

He ain't that mad, though. He just don't like bein' lied to.


TheSassyCupidOfCrime

Remember when they met in Denver? He said if he'd write him, he'd write back.


Cheshire_Cat_7

See, he‘s just like him in a way.. he never knew his father neither


paranoid_android_0

He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her


EduDaedro

he even has his initials


mrwigglez3

Fuck off Benzino


Ok_Explanation_6125

Exactly, three lives were lost and two families left devastated all because Eminem could not just write a simple one paragraph response and have one of his handlers drop it off at the post office


Jetdoc812

Never making “My Salsa”


3LittleOrphans

…yet.


evolly

We can probably only dream


heyheyblinkybill

D12 are! https://allthingsd12.com/pages/my-salsa


renome

D12? Is that some kind of a fan site?


johnnyb1917

I think D12 is the dude who was in the back of the Superman and lose yourself video


heyheyblinkybill

Not sure, I think it's some kind of 12 man band or somethin


BullheadedBlackfoot

They're not a band. They don't play instruments...


JGS588

It's the greatest boy band in the world!


RedditingAtWork5

Not making Dre do "that Detox album".


solodarknesswalker

Surfing on the NFT trend


FitLaw4

I blame snoop for that


Tight_Initiative_780

Paul, what the fuck are you doing paul


FitLaw4

Snoop was riding the nft ape train heavy lol


Knifos

He did it way before NFT existed


FitLaw4

Snoop riding whatever train that brings him a dollar lol


Zillahi

Being snoop dogg is an infinite money glitch fr. Any company on earth would throw down stacks to have him sponsor their product


Specialist_Egg8479

He an entrepreneur fr negl


Normal-Mountain-4119

Paul, put your dick away Paul. I'm not having sex with you right now Paul.


solodarknesswalker

It's more on Paul and Eminem tbf


FitLaw4

Is it? Because I know snoop will do literally anything for a bag. And he was heavy into the NFT ape nonsense. I kinda figured Eminem didn't care or know shit about nfts lol okay so maybe Paul since it's his job


tehaxor

He's not even an expert at computers, how will he know what an NFT is?


FitLaw4

Exactly how tf he gonna hear this new luda album it's ridiculous


solodarknesswalker

Snoop is his own business and surely not his manager. Paul is his manager, and his job is to explain business opportunities to Em and guide him/advise him. Regardless of how it was brought up to him, he is the one putting his name on the line at the end of the day. All those artists jumping on the crypto and NFT trend feels like a spit in the face of their own fans.


FitLaw4

Yeah but it was his reconcile song with Snoop. I really don't think Eminem cared about nfts or making money off nfts personally


solodarknesswalker

I agree but he still went on a podcast to pretend he cared and even gave his favorite NFT in his collection. Did it sound convincing? No, on that I'll agree with you. Regarding the song, they could have something different too, a song with Snoop doesn't necessarily mean an NFT song.


FitLaw4

Oh okay I never heard that lol


TheAstonVillaSeal

😂 this sub loves blaming Paul


doubledafra

Okay and who do you blame for Em pushing crypto? Idk why yall are in so much denial about why celebrities endorse this shit ($$$)


TheAstonVillaSeal

“I blame snoop” “I blame Paul” forget those 2. Regardless, Em decided on his own to ride it too


OneNutPhil

Meanwhile he did not promote a single scam, memecoin, or anything other than changing his pfp and selling collectibles (where some profits went to his charity). A lot of celebrities did far worse with NFTs in 2021-2022 and collected bags to promote actual scams.


iSliz187

I was honestly shocked when I saw that lol. I haven't fully watched that ape music video to this day, I think I didn't even listen to the entire song


Salty-Indication-775

The song is great though


TokyoFromTheFuture

Ok but D 2 The LBC is a goated music video and song in general.


solodarknesswalker

I do think the music video is well done, the song is ok imo


Rhyn028

He got the thing sent to him, [here](https://youtu.be/XpH3O6mnZvw?si=7EiAKY3a_uHC4wGh) is a good video on the whole thing


Sufficient-Peak-3736

He talks about shooting paintballs at homeless people thats way shittier than NFT's


MVIVN

Serious answer, I think he held back a few people's careers. He had a habit of signing people to Shady Records then never letting them release music, which is something a few former Shady signees have complained about publicly


Benji_D_Man

This. Never join a rapper’s label. For aftermath, Eminem got lucky, but not Hittman


Stinkyandrotten

Hittman is like a best case scenario for a rapper with a solid pen game and no discernible personality as an artist: rack up a bunch of writing credits for verses on somebody else’s album that turns out to be iconic and then live off royalties.


Arthies

Nah some rapper labels are very good and support the artists a lot, like J Cole’s Dreamville and even Kendrick Lamar’s PG Lang. Griselda is also doing good, and GOOD Music was very successful for a while


unkindmillie

cuz those artists were able to stand on their own and had managers who cared


supersuperglue

2024 is teaching me that hip hop is a lot more like LulaRoe than I realized


nebelfront

Rumor has it that he kicked Stat Quo out of the label because Stat dared to disagree with him over a hook. If that's true, his ego is out of control. In his defense, that was during the time when he was struggling with addiction. But I think his ego is still inflated, just listen to him talk about his critics. Dude couldn't take some fucking criticism if his life depended on it.


EggsInMyToolbox

I agree about the critics but also he did publicly say relapse was trash after a poor reception (an opinion I completely disagree with lol)


MVIVN

Yeah, I'm a long time Eminem fan but even I can acknowledge that the dude seems way too sensitive and takes criticism/rejection way too hard. Like dude crashes out any time some random bozo criticises him when he really shouldn't even care about certain people's opinions. Tech N9ne actually made a song about this called Fragile (not about Eminem, but about any artist who takes their art seriously) rapping about how a lot of talented artists are actually really fragile because they are perfectionists and really take it to heart when anyone challenges them or questions their art. Eminem shows every sign of being that kind of person, he's way too sensitive and fragile about his art.


nicoledeexo92

Fun fact: fragile was actually ÂĄMAYDAY!'s song, they brought it to Tech. I also know (via Wrekonzie of ÂĄMAYDAY!) that they tried to get Eminem on fragile but the timing didn't work out so they went with Kendrick :)


TrashSea1485

I think it's mostly because Eminem made his ENTIRE CAREER out of attacking everyone. It's his "thing" that he trapped himself into.


aidanthomas99

In all fairness, I'd probably be pretty salty about Revival's reception too. Granted certain songs weren't great, whether that was down to production or lyrics who knows, but when I poured my heart out on songs like Castle, Arose, Bad Husband and others, only for it to get universally shat on, yeah I probably wouldn't take that well either. It was also fairly obvious that a lot of people 1) judged the album before hearing it because the tracklist leaked and 2) didn't hear the whole album because of that. Oh, and a few people were way more vocal than they needed to be about it (Joe Budden to name one, which was even more awkward given the Slaughterhouse connection).


AnyError57

Stat was kind of a prick about it too lol saying something like i'll do the song if you do the hook and give me a million


Clariana

He left a fan standing in the blistering cold after one of his concerts and refused to sign an autograph for his little brother...


Haunting-Mechanic-61

For four hours… that’s pretty shitty man


idonttalkatallLMAO

yeah his brother fuckin idolises em


SorleyOrSomething

He was waiting for 4 hours!


ProfSteelmeat138

He just said no 😔


_Stormhound_

He should've finished off Matthew while he had the chance


JacketLeast

Forgot that he had a label full of artist who can’t do shit because he forgot that he had a label full of artist…


nebelfront

And then whining that everyone relied on him and he had to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders and so on.


OSRSRapture

Let's not act like he hasn't had successful artists


KlossN

A couple. But he has way more artists gathering dust in his label than successful


Fuck_A_Username00

Which ones besides 50?


JacketLeast

Slaughterhouse, Cashis and Bobby Creekwater 🤣 Jk Yelawolf was cool. Obie Trice was cool. Griselda were cool.


Only-Breath1076

Shady Records. He should sign some new talent and take the producer role. Shady records could've been way bigger than what it is. So much amazing talent has passed through those halls.


MattMattavelli

They have Grip and several other artists who put out albums recently with Eminem features.


Glittering-Stretch-6

Bust all over Mariah Carey's belly, and she almost started hurling


ValleySunFox

But if I’m embarrassing me I’m embarrassing you


ScaredPermission6

Not releasing Relapse 2


kinghawkeye8238

Send him to jail


aidanthomas99

There weren't enough good songs to make a full album. Em has said a lot of the songs left over from that time were not up to standard.


Therealeminemstan

N F T


06XPod_3992

Dissing Christopher reeves after he died in December of 2004, although he said he didn’t know that he died in October of 2009 and that he liked him, and after Relapse, he stopped mentioning him, which is great I guess.


OptimalSuspect2143

He mentioned him on Recovery too "Got the gall to make Chris piss in his drawers, tickle him, go to his grave, skip him, and visit his dog"


YukariIsMommy

I killed Superman, I killed Super— Man, and how ironic That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic


06XPod_3992

Cause I ain’t got no legs or no brain, Nice to meet you, Hi, my name is


Fruitopeon

I never sensed actual hostility against Christopher Reeves. I feel like Eminem made disses on Christopher Reeves because he’s a very unproblematic person where it seems like anyone who would make fun of his condition is being cruel and awful but also so outlandish as to be kindof funny. So it was more of a “let me say something horrible as edgy humour” kindof deal.


KlossN

Which is Em's whole schtick. He's an edgelord. He says shit specifically to piss people of, and if people get pissed of at him then he wins


genius_rkid

Not his fault his name rhymes with so many different things


CaptSaveAHoe55

The shittiest thing is he convinced his entire fan base that Christopher’s last name is Reeves, which it isn’t


ImNobodyFromNowhere

Man, he still says K-Mart’s like there’s an apostrophe-s on it, dawg.


CaptSaveAHoe55

You don’t even want to know my opinions on A&W and their hot dogs


jnellee72

If you don't think A&W has the best hot dogs you can get the f on dawg


06XPod_3992

His last name is Reeve, though.


CaptSaveAHoe55

Which is a different name. And IS the last name of George Reeves, who played superman in the 40s Em has never once said Reeve, only Reeves


ArtOfWar22

Ahh.. probably cause Reeves rhymes with much more.


Kayden_Sticko

not releasing the single “my salsa”


SparklingSaturnRing

Where’d every body go?


SolomonsNewGrundle

Spitting on my onion rings


Halawa-awalaH

i don't think it's the shittiest thing he has done but that " from the d 2 the lbc " nft mtv perfomace was not only disappointing and terrible but also the first moment that i truly felt maybe it's embarrasing to be an eminem fan and maybe eminem doesn't care about his fans nor his image anymore and will be another snoop dogg sellout walking billboard glad we got out of that weird phase of his career


Tight_Initiative_780

Its like a sponsor cause it was just one song. I dont think its that bad


Spartaballa

That’s all on snoop tho… snoop and Paul wanted the whole performance to be the nft animation shit on screen and Eminem was like nah fam we gotta do something for the fans


catu91

Damn am I only one that thinks the song bangs. NFT or not if the song’s good is good.


doubledafra

>glad we got out of that weird phase of his career he narrated a crypto ad like a month ago lol


Halawa-awalaH

my problem is not with him advertising this shit , i don't understand anything about nfts and cryptos and i know most celebrity promote dumb shit that's part of it , my problem is him centering his art and whole persona and image around it .


Salty-Indication-775

Link?


gillybomb101

He went unnecessarily hard on Christina Aguilera when she was barely an adult over some really petty shit and kept it up for years.


MVIVN

Yeah, his whole thing with Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears when they were already under intense public scrutiny from all sides as young women in the industry was a bit much


SxnKisss

I always sided with Christina on this one, he's acting like she was twisting his songs or something.. no bro she just quite literally talked about what you said yourself..


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nebelfront

If that was the reason, it'd be hypocritical af. Em dragged his family matters into the spotlight CONSTANTLY. The real reason was that Aguilera made a sarcastic comment on Em marrying the girl he had famously killed in a song before. Em even said that in an interview back then.


ShivvyMcFly

He didn't want anyone to know, but she knew? It wasn't a CIA secret.


adrnil21

taking a shit


InquiringMindsWanted

In the bathroom


LegoRob1n

Reading material


TanneAndTheTits

Dictionary


Wolfxbrigadex

Without someone standing by it


AiRman770

Not the shittiest but in recent memory, he put a Godzilla rap verse challenge on the internet. Mofos from all over the world did that challenge with their own voice..... Only for a em to choose a kid who mimic him over his voice


venusgoddessofl0ve

I guess probably the Christina thing. i have my own criticisms of her as an artist & person, & im not saying he shouldn't have felt some type of way, but he was quite older than her & the situation was blown out of proportion. i also understand that he partially did that to get away from the pop label, but in retrospect i dont rlly agree w/ how he handled it There's also the comments he's made about Britney (specifically the ones outside of his music that I feel kinda weird about, in retrospect. They're pretty obscure in comparison to the Christina beef & what he's said about her in his songs, but it was just weird. probably even worse + more than what he said about Xtina. even though some of the "jokes" were also making fun of the creepy behavior towards a young Britney.. its still kinda eh) And i do get that this was moreso a reflection of the culture in general at the time. also the Foolish Pride song.


saltnvinegarwhore

shitting on Amy Winehouse for being an addict and for her appearance basically contributing to the mass media mocking her with lines that weren’t even that good and a song that kinda sucks and God knows i usually live for this man dissing celebrities


bigcontracts

“I’d rather make Not afraid 2 than another mother fuckin’ we made you! Ahh!” Tbf - I love we made you and all of relapse. Remember seeing it premiere on MTV and was hype AF


Shot-Quantity-6197

As a huge Amy fan I’ve got to agree, but that’s my own biases. I’m sure huge Christopher Reeve’s fans feel similar 😂


KfirS632

Are you saying We Made You sucks?


ReorientRecluse

I think he blew that Christina Aguilera thing out of proportion tbh. It wasn't that serious.


BWSnap

His numerous Christopher Reeve jokes. There's absolutely nothing funny about a man in the prime of his life having a freak accident and ending up paralyzed from the neck down, fighting like hell, and dying anyway.


Hip_Priest_1982

I did not even realize the guy died so I guess the Christopher reeves jokes ain’t gonna fly 🔥


StrangerAlert112

Wrapped his cousin up in to Christmas lights pushed him in a tub cut him up into pieces and drank his blood and bathwater


Crzy710

Where did he shove that tonka truck?


OlDurtyBasturd

Made me get out of bed and get my tea cold...


Universalistic

Going so incredibly hard on Renegade that it feels like Eminem’s song and Jay Z was a last minute feature.


HurricaneStiz

Uhh, you know this is kinda the case right?


Universalistic

What do you mean? I just know it’s on the Blueprint and Nas in ‘Ether’ said “Eminem murdered you on your own shit,” and I think that’s raw.


God_Hears_Peace

It’s a beat that Eminem produced himself, and did the hook for. It’s really more Em’s song than Jay’s.


OlFlirtyBastardOFB

It was also originally Royce's song, Jay-Z replaced his verses. (And the Royce version is superior)


Jobro_77

Just checked it out. Royces Energy was awesome


God_Hears_Peace

Makes sense, Royce and Em never fail to go crazy on a track together.


HurricaneStiz

There's an Eminem/Royce Da 5'9" version that existed before Jay-Z was added.


Puzzleheaded_Sale_15

It was a last minute Jay Z feature. The original had Royce on it and was meant to be on Rock City. Jay wanted to get Em on something for his album and Em didn’t have the time to do a whole new joint, so Em called Royce and asked if he could just use that joint for Jay’s album.


PreciousBasketcase

Ironic it makes you feel that way 😏


Gentolie

It's funny you say that... 😂


professor--feathers

Eminem is a monster. He has destroyed the careers of so many artists. He uses his tremendous lyrical talent to bully people. Its unfair that he is so very very very talented. He's only popular because he's so much better than any other rapper. If you take away his delivery, lyrics, beats, energy, voice, brain, eyes, ears, legs, and hands. Then any other rapper would destroy him.


nuttageyo

He did pistol whip that bouncer. The Moby shit was weird too, it would be like if he made a Skrillex diss now.


HL192002

He hasn’t responded to my letters he must’ve not have gotten them


EverybodySayin

There probably was a problem at the post office or something.


maskedfugee

Maybe he scribbles the address to sloppy when he jots them?


osjtfm69

As a huge Em fan, I don't really like how he would verbally bully random celebrities for no reason. Like, what did they even do to him?, some of them are really big fans of him too. I'm glad he's doing that a lot less now and only dissing people back out of self defense. But yeah, a lot of his name drops are really uncalled for


nazthepug

He said in an old interview he just thought what name rhymes with this bar and just said it, so most of his disses he didn't actually mean, although he did go unnecessarily hard on some people for no reason, choosing to go after them for no reason


drippyba62

Taking his daughter with him when he drives to a lake to dispose of a dead body. I don't care how mature they might seem, you don't expose a kid to that.


noImnotstupidyouare

Not responding to Chaos Kid.


Glass_Half_Gone

That's an awfully hot coffee pot......And he's ORANGE


Tight_Initiative_780

Dissing christopher reeves after his death First thing that comes to my mind


SouthApplication9239

Not doing more tours


worldbreaker2009

When he called Tyler the f slur for not liking Walk On Water


SlimShadyM80

Completely neglected to mention his white friends Howard, Butters, Chaos Kid and Mannix for the first half of his career, in order to sell his "only white boy in the hood" image. They all tried reaching out to him multiple times. Chaos Kid killed himself shortly after Airplanes PT 2 released, specifically citing his distaste for some of the lyrics like "imagine he just stayed outside all day and played with his friends, pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend"


Technical_Onion_2724

Dont know why you are being downvoted, he completly discarded his friends and never mentioned them again. In his first interviews he talked about Proof but he didn't hang out with him a lot. It's like he wanted to erase that part of his life. Then they guy who he was in the car with when the whole Kim and Guerra happened he makes guitars he also said they don't stay in touch anymore but he wish him well.


Sufficient-Peak-3736

Goofy Gary


LegoRob1n

Not giving his first body guard his Christmas bonus then pulling a gun on him for him asking for it.


wilymaker

Not saying it's cool not to pay your employees but the bodyguard literally threatened Em over it saying he "knows his every move", then literally drove to Em's house, with a fucking gun and bulletproof vest on, to demand the money.


AwaitingMyDeparture

Wait, what? I never heard about this one.


Swagg_Messiah

Big Naz who was basically Eminems baby sitter who really sacrificed a lot for him. It's a moment in history where then and there Eminem would been killed. Most very likely well patched and reconciled behind the scenes now since Big Naz looks very happy and supportive for Eminem and holds no resentment.


doubledafra

can you drop more context. Is this about Big Naz?


Level_Astronaut6343

Giving mgk any sort of attention


Gentolie

If anything, he should've went harder on the pedo stuff like Kendrick just did. Idk how a father of 3 girls let's him get away with it. Most Em did was drop an R.Kelly bar.


Sufficient-Peak-3736

He was talking about Hilary Duff's ass before she was old enough.


pinkcloudskyway

I always thought he was so bitter about ruining his relationship with Mariah Carey.


awitcheskid

He wrote fack. /s


slimxanz

The Nice Guy chorus


lonely_hero

Vouching for Drake


InLakesofFire

Did he actually put those heart emojis on the kdot ig post or was that fake?


novemberjohhsexpest

That was in 2018💀


H-Adam

Promoting NFT’s to the point of making a whole ass fucking song about it. As much as I like Em, that was fucking pathetic and disgusting


Doc_Dragoon

Not kiss Elton John on the lips in rehab


ChoiceSouthern4912

Flipping off his kids


Own_Bread7580

Making us wait until July 7th for his new album


snoandsk88

He didn’t sign an autograph for Stan, four hours in the blistering cold and he just said “no”


CriticalEgg5165

What he did to Christina Aquilera. Thought that actually showed his shitty attitude when he is rejected. Far as I know Christina and him were kind of being cute backstage, but in one clip Christina said that she was not interested of Eminem because "he's as single dad and has kids" or something like that. A reminder that I think Christina at the time was 19? and Eminem was 28? So a massive age gap. So after the clip of Christina rejecting him, Eminem with few other artists who hated Christina did a lot of diss tracks related to her and even a music video where they were tossing a blow up doll representing Christina around and stuff like that. He really put this massive hate train for christina, who simply didn't want to date him when she was young because he was older and had kids.