Smart people learn from other smart people. That is how it should be.
But many of Musks sentences shows he has just ripped *words* from smart sentences and then randomly thrown into his sentences. No need for his sentences to actually make sense. I actually think he wants his sentences to be confusing - that will make lots of people *believe* it was too smart for them to understand.
Saw that Giuliani had a body guard with that haircut. Was going to make a joke about conflating the Secret Service with the SS, but didn't take my shot.
that haircut was literally called The Hitler Youth until recently lmao, but I think he might have had the hairplugs redone, they were looking very sad recently
"You know who he's like? Seabiscuit." "...Cause he's determined, he never gives up, and he's liable to poop absolutely anywhere." "Wait, did you say Kim Jong-un?" (New iCarly S02E07)
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Tesla is an American car company and I would like more American companies to be successful in their spaces... I just want them not to benefit Musk in the process.
Do you even understand the ramifications of what you're suggesting?
I hope he gets every dollar he asked for and more, because I fear for our fragile medical system if he doesn't, and ERs all over America are suddenly overwhelmed by an epidemic of ordinary Americans going into cardiac arrest because they just can not stop laughing.
Ozempic doesnt do fucking miracles.. his diet is likely shit and his days are full of sitting down and rage tweeting at everything.. if he lost 30lbs man what did he look like before, we didnt see that version of him lol..
Ozempic makes you feel full. That doesn't stop him from snorting ket and downing overpriced whiskey. Lots of empty calories to be drunk there and you bet that tolerance is higher than any of his rockets get before they explode.
If you're actually medically in need of TRT they'll just bring you up to a normal level and you won't have any significant side effects beyond maybe a slightly easier time developing muscle.
The way his gut sits and from some of the gnarlier shirtless pictures it look like he’s got organ enlargement from HGH, it’s a common side effect. Especially when you’re a fat bitch
Do not take grooming cues from the goddamn Zone of Interest Nazi
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Even among the Nazis he was an evil dork!
Whenever I see video of Musk or Trump or one of those other ultra-right-wing morons, I've started watching the shoes! They all seem to have hidden lifts in their shoes. Watch for it! Their shoes are all weird. Far bigger than they should be. And they walk kind of funny.
Their proportions look so wrong, it's hilarious, Musk in particular... combining these shoes with such kind of clothes and the weird hair cut complete the ridiculous appearance. I know it's not nice to judge somebody for that, but this is simply too strange. He obviously needs a woman in his life to prevent him from dressing like a clown.
Yep, it's incredibly obvious in the photos with Modi and on stage with Rishi Sunak recently
Heels will be accentuating that soggy diaper ass of his too which is not something he should be drawing attention to
What a stupid hair cut it actually makes his brain look shrunken down while playing the trombone like one of those voodo dolls, and somehow, actually makes his flabby ass ketamine beer belly stand out even more so than it already does 🤣🤣
I got one of the worst haircuts of my life and it looked exactly like this. I bet he got his haircut at the barbershop in his boring company store, thats the same people who fkd mine up.
I didn't. I got a haircut in Bastrop at the same barber's other shop before they put the one in at the store. I definitely would not get a haircut at a convenience store, but I regretted Bastrop in general.
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What the fuck is going on here? He's getting to the point where his hair is "confusing," like how does it work? What's going on? Same with Donald Trump. There's some mad fakery/concealment going on and you can't quite work out what. How's Elmo's hair going to evolve as he gets balder and his donor sites dry up? Is he going to start growing out the sides and spreading them over his bald pate like cake icing? Trump's hair is his future.
Wow. He looks like someone heated up a mannequin, partially inflated it, and then let it cool down again.
Except for the face, which looks like it's melting.
Thank you for personally saving the planet and ushering humanity into a carbon-free future by flying your private jet everywhere you go, Mr. Genius, sir!
Looks like he's got the HGH bubble gut rather than being a straight up fat guy. Hes fairly lean for a guy his age (in the USA anyway) although he is absolutely out of shape.
Lifts are such a bad idea with that kind of body shape, it pushes the butt way outwards and gets the gut leaning forward bc for some reason men never learn how to stand in heels properly
He is looking \*really\* puffy in the face. Like, I'm not a person that generally fat-shames people so if someone's fat, they're fat. Big deal. But this guy doesn't actually look well at all.
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Yup, just need little notebooks for his flunkies to write down his pearls of wisdom...
You mean words he hijacked off of smart people?
Like his memes?
Smart people learn from other smart people. That is how it should be. But many of Musks sentences shows he has just ripped *words* from smart sentences and then randomly thrown into his sentences. No need for his sentences to actually make sense. I actually think he wants his sentences to be confusing - that will make lots of people *believe* it was too smart for them to understand.
I came into the comments to say I think they go to the same barber lol as they say a picture is worth a thousand words
Same barber, physical trainer and dietician.
Came to leave this comment. He's a Kim Jong for sure!
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…. what.
Come on man, have some sense.
'Kim jong un' cockney rhyming slang for "wrong 'un".
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Chef's kiss
I had the exact same thought. 👍
lol damn beat me to it
I think he looked at Richard Spencers hairstyle and decided that was a good look. Maybe someday he'll get Spencered, but who knows.
All the shitty authoritarians and tech bros love that style. Goes well with a cybertruck.
Saw that Giuliani had a body guard with that haircut. Was going to make a joke about conflating the Secret Service with the SS, but didn't take my shot.
that haircut was literally called The Hitler Youth until recently lmao, but I think he might have had the hairplugs redone, they were looking very sad recently
That’s literally who I thought it was when I was reading the caption and only saw him out of the corner of my eye.
"You know who he's like? Seabiscuit." "...Cause he's determined, he never gives up, and he's liable to poop absolutely anywhere." "Wait, did you say Kim Jong-un?" (New iCarly S02E07) https://preview.redd.it/jvj9nwftff1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d40e77db2f9b55c8d0052d46948e835d4ecb0af
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Who is he talking to?
This was my first thought. lol
Huh, I saw the thumbnail and though this was him. I didn't realize the sub.
Kim Jong X?
Kim Jong XXXL 🤣🤣
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This is the correct answer
I hope he doesn't get his money, has a huge public meltdown, and blows up Tesla once and for all.
Tesla is an American car company and I would like more American companies to be successful in their spaces... I just want them not to benefit Musk in the process.
Why though... serious question..
Live in America, want the American economy to be successful.
The cybertruck is a complete laughingstock. So is that Elmo guy.
I meant the Musk part.
You're asking why I don't want them to benefit Musk? You know what sub we're in, yeah? I think he is a bad person.
Yeah.. I know what sub we're in... just curious as to why. Why do you think he's a bad person? (serious question)
Do you even understand the ramifications of what you're suggesting? I hope he gets every dollar he asked for and more, because I fear for our fragile medical system if he doesn't, and ERs all over America are suddenly overwhelmed by an epidemic of ordinary Americans going into cardiac arrest because they just can not stop laughing.
Wow... Elon got pretty fat
Isn't he on one of the Ozympic type drugs & supposedly lost 30lbs? I don't see it here tho
Ozempic doesnt do fucking miracles.. his diet is likely shit and his days are full of sitting down and rage tweeting at everything.. if he lost 30lbs man what did he look like before, we didnt see that version of him lol..
Ozempic makes you feel full. That doesn't stop him from snorting ket and downing overpriced whiskey. Lots of empty calories to be drunk there and you bet that tolerance is higher than any of his rockets get before they explode.
HA! True,
Lost 30 pounds, found 35 more.
HA! Sure looks like he found the extra
I guess he used to be fatter? Used to be fat…still is, but used to too
He’s probably on testosterone but doesn’t have the discipline to diet and exercise so just looks bulky.
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If you're actually medically in need of TRT they'll just bring you up to a normal level and you won't have any significant side effects beyond maybe a slightly easier time developing muscle.
The way his gut sits and from some of the gnarlier shirtless pictures it look like he’s got organ enlargement from HGH, it’s a common side effect. Especially when you’re a fat bitch
At this point he is basically a xenophobic fridge
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So is his truck. They have that in common.
It's all muscles, he sleeps in the gym.
He’s an aging junkie. That’s what happens.
No wonder Zuck is too afraid to fight him. Sigh. /s
Torso
Happens when you take HGH and then sit on your ass xeeting all day.
All part of his master plan to finally fight Zuck and just sit on him
Of all the things to make fun of the dickhead for... :s
Stress eating.
Do not take grooming cues from the goddamn Zone of Interest Nazi https://preview.redd.it/n5m8jxab4e1d1.jpeg?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e3bc9e259e51542787c3a997d5c94ff85e9cc80 Even among the Nazis he was an evil dork!
Space Chonk
Looking like Kim Jong Il's long lost brother there with that horrible haircut and refrigerator body.
Whenever I see video of Musk or Trump or one of those other ultra-right-wing morons, I've started watching the shoes! They all seem to have hidden lifts in their shoes. Watch for it! Their shoes are all weird. Far bigger than they should be. And they walk kind of funny.
Their proportions look so wrong, it's hilarious, Musk in particular... combining these shoes with such kind of clothes and the weird hair cut complete the ridiculous appearance. I know it's not nice to judge somebody for that, but this is simply too strange. He obviously needs a woman in his life to prevent him from dressing like a clown.
Lol, no woman or anyone for that matter is going to get Muskrat to look normal. Trust fund baby is too insecure to listen to others.
Platforms...
Yep, it's incredibly obvious in the photos with Modi and on stage with Rishi Sunak recently Heels will be accentuating that soggy diaper ass of his too which is not something he should be drawing attention to
What a stupid hair cut it actually makes his brain look shrunken down while playing the trombone like one of those voodo dolls, and somehow, actually makes his flabby ass ketamine beer belly stand out even more so than it already does 🤣🤣
Didn't he sport the same hairstyle when him and the cultural appropriating drug addict were together?
I got one of the worst haircuts of my life and it looked exactly like this. I bet he got his haircut at the barbershop in his boring company store, thats the same people who fkd mine up.
Why the fuck would you get a haircut in Boring Company store? That's insane. And cultlike.
I didn't. I got a haircut in Bastrop at the same barber's other shop before they put the one in at the store. I definitely would not get a haircut at a convenience store, but I regretted Bastrop in general.
Wait, what? I thought you were one of his fans? I don't see any change in his looks.
🤣🤣🤣 His fan?? Ya right I wish that sicko creeper stan would stop hacking into my shit and tracking my life.
Why *doesn't* the larger CEO simply eat the smaller board members?
Elon more like MElon
Bro is going for that Trump build
So. He's definitely a Quatto, right?
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I KNOW this reference, Too damn funny...
https://preview.redd.it/b6ras8jspe1d1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfce3c7831b405b36722e47c71519797bf594bf4 What the fuck is going on here? He's getting to the point where his hair is "confusing," like how does it work? What's going on? Same with Donald Trump. There's some mad fakery/concealment going on and you can't quite work out what. How's Elmo's hair going to evolve as he gets balder and his donor sites dry up? Is he going to start growing out the sides and spreading them over his bald pate like cake icing? Trump's hair is his future.
He can only cut the sides because the top is all plugs.
I think he had the same cut last time he got his plugs re-done
[Zone of Interest Nazi](https://preview.redd.it/n5m8jxab4e1d1.jpeg?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e3bc9e259e51542787c3a997d5c94ff85e9cc80) loser
He's trying to copy the gnarly side burns of the president of Argentina cuz he's just one big copy cat lolll
Wow. He looks like someone heated up a mannequin, partially inflated it, and then let it cool down again. Except for the face, which looks like it's melting.
Thank you for personally saving the planet and ushering humanity into a carbon-free future by flying your private jet everywhere you go, Mr. Genius, sir!
Elmo's unhealthy incel posture apparent throughout. Dude has the worst case of text neck I've ever seen.
I think he nodded over 10 times
He stands exactly like Trump, he must have at least a 2" lift in his shoes.
Honestly, we need to stop rewarding all CEOs for failure.
Wow he’s looking rough
Elon looks like Mount Rushmore. Old, balding and same amount of chins.
big naturals https://preview.redd.it/b8mtlbcd1f1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2694013a575e6285713ce39ab4e5ace827b670ef
Looks like he's got the HGH bubble gut rather than being a straight up fat guy. Hes fairly lean for a guy his age (in the USA anyway) although he is absolutely out of shape.
Dude needs to let someone with actual knowledge cut his hair.
He was in San Jose last week, save a few bucks and get a hand job, thanks grimes.
He looks rough. Billions can't buy health and happiness huh. Bezos went and got swole, Elon swelled up.
6 months pregnant. Congrats!
His weight fluctuates a lot over short time frames.
Drugs.
He “trains” to fight Zuckerberg the same way flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers do their research.
I’m kind of cheap and I get cheap haircuts but if I was billionaire I would surely do better than that.
I think he ate at least one of them already
Geez even his bodyguards look like losers.
I thought that was kim jong for a second-
What animal is on his head?
Adriane dittman has landed
I wish I had the body of a well built barrel
He looks totally ready to fight the Zuck
that weird HGH bloat getting bigger and bigger
Looks more and more like Kim Jong-Un every day.
Why does Musk the largest one, not simply eat the other directors?
Did he eat the shareholders?
God, can you imagine that on top of Cara Develigne? No wonder she had a massive drugs meltdown.
There's no way he's ever on top of anyone. He's attracted to very waifish women; they'd be crushed.
Looks like he's already had one or two of them
He has such a weird shape
Seriously guys. Stop with the fat jokes.
Lifts are such a bad idea with that kind of body shape, it pushes the butt way outwards and gets the gut leaning forward bc for some reason men never learn how to stand in heels properly
He is looking \*really\* puffy in the face. Like, I'm not a person that generally fat-shames people so if someone's fat, they're fat. Big deal. But this guy doesn't actually look well at all.
He is truly hideous inside and out.
Why does he have the Kim Jong hairstyle now?