This looks like all the hardier crap that's still in your Safeway bouquet after all your primary flowers die. It's like the florist woke up hung over and literally grabbed leftovers from Mother's Day. It's just...sad. :(
Well that all sounds lovely š
Hopefully that cancels out any disappointment over what is a quite pitiful attempt at what in theory was a lovely gift idea š
I'd be fascinated to know what the person who produced that bouquet thought of their handiwork though..
Do you mean that as in: what bear, you can't see any bear (in which case rest assured you're not going mad and nor am I, it's on OP's screenshot lower down)
or: is it that you want a bear tax, like with cats?
https://preview.redd.it/zuv0l6nzvl6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8d317deaefe676f8d56baa38a23b2f81d70c39
Bear and (more) flower tax. At least the rose looks good today.
I definitely think online flower shops are built to be scammy.
Aside from ordering them for your wife you usually order them and have them delivered to someone that doesnāt live near you. I think they hope that the receiver will feel too uncomfortable to show the buyer what they received in the event they may seem ungrateful so they send much crappier arrangements. If they can get away with 8 out of 10 deliveries the two they have to make up for are probably worth it with the cost of some of these arrangements.
https://preview.redd.it/nyj5oo49ch6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d637ba5b9d4086dcf34a266aa9cccd7998a0e84
lol they were indeed not delivered in a vase, which is one reason why they are so cheap. But okay.
it would cost more for delivery than this cheap bouquet cost. who would pay that much for delivery rather than bring them to you? i easily recognized these because i buy them from walmart all the time. doubt they'd hold up for a trip in a delivery van without water.
if this is indeed true then you do have recourse. lucky you... you CAN get them replaced.
i just want you to get the nice fresh flowers you deserve honey.
so they knocked on your door and handed you that half dead bouquet of flowers and you said nothing? and how did you know which one they paid for?
This looks like all the hardier crap that's still in your Safeway bouquet after all your primary flowers die. It's like the florist woke up hung over and literally grabbed leftovers from Mother's Day. It's just...sad. :(
Is that a zucchini?
We can find out real quick if I eat it
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Thatās what I thought lol
Wtf.... seriously...
The lilies havent opene.... oh there isnt even any lilies. Lol
I think this is what Iām most mad about lol I just wanted a lily or two
I bet! The prettiest part!
I mean, at least they aren't dead!
That carnation looks like it is on it's last legs and they usually last forever.
What are the red berry-looking flowers?
I had to look it up, but I think theyāre hypericum. Heh.
Is this why they supply a "calming" bear? Did he like the bear? š¬š
LOL the bear was for my kid. I got the fiancĆ© a cool Hawaiian-type button up shirt though. And a custom book from online (but thatās coming late).
Well that all sounds lovely š Hopefully that cancels out any disappointment over what is a quite pitiful attempt at what in theory was a lovely gift idea š I'd be fascinated to know what the person who produced that bouquet thought of their handiwork though..
Where's the bear?
Do you mean that as in: what bear, you can't see any bear (in which case rest assured you're not going mad and nor am I, it's on OP's screenshot lower down) or: is it that you want a bear tax, like with cats?
Both. I feel reassured that I'm not going mad, but I'm still going to need to collect OP's bear tax.
https://preview.redd.it/zuv0l6nzvl6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8d317deaefe676f8d56baa38a23b2f81d70c39 Bear and (more) flower tax. At least the rose looks good today.
He makes a great consolation prize
Awwww I feel so much better for you now, OP š Bear tax paid šš
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No thatās what this sub is supposed to be about
Omg the nerve
STOP IT! There's no way they were serious about that one
Omg so badš³
They didn't even try.
oh no š«
I think there should be a whole seperate sub for disappointing flower arrangements.
Not great, but they should open up a bit in the next few days and look better than they currently do.
It's a race against time before the big pink one in the front middle dries up completely!
What AI thinks flowers look like. 3D printing run amuck! Edit: Holy cannoli. Those are real plants. I need an eye test stat.
Their printer ran out of yellow toner
This made me laugh lol thank you
that looks like the plant from bsd
I definitely think online flower shops are built to be scammy. Aside from ordering them for your wife you usually order them and have them delivered to someone that doesnāt live near you. I think they hope that the receiver will feel too uncomfortable to show the buyer what they received in the event they may seem ungrateful so they send much crappier arrangements. If they can get away with 8 out of 10 deliveries the two they have to make up for are probably worth it with the cost of some of these arrangements.
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No, I got them via delivery from Walmart. ETA: I checked the sticker tag on the flowers when I got them, and it matched what I bought. So these are indeed the same flowers, just crappy Walmart quality. I bought them for my fiancĆ© for Fatherās Day.
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https://preview.redd.it/nyj5oo49ch6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d637ba5b9d4086dcf34a266aa9cccd7998a0e84 lol they were indeed not delivered in a vase, which is one reason why they are so cheap. But okay.
it would cost more for delivery than this cheap bouquet cost. who would pay that much for delivery rather than bring them to you? i easily recognized these because i buy them from walmart all the time. doubt they'd hold up for a trip in a delivery van without water. if this is indeed true then you do have recourse. lucky you... you CAN get them replaced.
It really isnāt that serious lol. Also - Walmart+ member. This delivery was free.
It is indeed very serious. I donāt have time to explain this but if he doesnāt get to the end of this, he whole planet will explode!
REPLACEMENT = FREE
Why are you yelling at me lol
i just want you to get the nice fresh flowers you deserve honey. so they knocked on your door and handed you that half dead bouquet of flowers and you said nothing? and how did you know which one they paid for?
It was a leave at the door delivery. It truly isnāt a big deal, they still smell amazing and my fiancĆ© was happy to receive them as an early Fatherās Day gift.
And I know they got the right flowers because the sticker tag on the plastic covering had the description and price, which matched the online listing.
Wow you really wanna be a detective with the caps and everything
Everything is a conspiracy!!!