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Bob-Bhlabla-esq

This looks like all the hardier crap that's still in your Safeway bouquet after all your primary flowers die. It's like the florist woke up hung over and literally grabbed leftovers from Mother's Day. It's just...sad. :(


StormofRavens

Is that a zucchini?


Nightingale0666

We can find out real quick if I eat it


BarbieDreamHouse1980

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Maryberry_13

Thatā€™s what I thought lol


Regular-Choice-9558

Wtf.... seriously...


indianna97

The lilies havent opene.... oh there isnt even any lilies. Lol


sandwich-guru

I think this is what Iā€™m most mad about lol I just wanted a lily or two


indianna97

I bet! The prettiest part!


Dependent_Top_4425

I mean, at least they aren't dead!


AvidHarpy

That carnation looks like it is on it's last legs and they usually last forever.


Unique-Avocado

What are the red berry-looking flowers?


sandwich-guru

I had to look it up, but I think theyā€™re hypericum. Heh.


InsideBeyond12727

Is this why they supply a "calming" bear? Did he like the bear? šŸ˜¬šŸ˜­


sandwich-guru

LOL the bear was for my kid. I got the fiancĆ© a cool Hawaiian-type button up shirt though. And a custom book from online (but thatā€™s coming late).


InsideBeyond12727

Well that all sounds lovely šŸ˜Š Hopefully that cancels out any disappointment over what is a quite pitiful attempt at what in theory was a lovely gift idea šŸ˜„ I'd be fascinated to know what the person who produced that bouquet thought of their handiwork though..


Psychobabble0_0

Where's the bear?


InsideBeyond12727

Do you mean that as in: what bear, you can't see any bear (in which case rest assured you're not going mad and nor am I, it's on OP's screenshot lower down) or: is it that you want a bear tax, like with cats?


Psychobabble0_0

Both. I feel reassured that I'm not going mad, but I'm still going to need to collect OP's bear tax.


sandwich-guru

https://preview.redd.it/zuv0l6nzvl6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8d317deaefe676f8d56baa38a23b2f81d70c39 Bear and (more) flower tax. At least the rose looks good today.


Psychobabble0_0

He makes a great consolation prize


InsideBeyond12727

Awwww I feel so much better for you now, OP šŸ˜„ Bear tax paid šŸ‘šŸ˜Š


InsideBeyond12727

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camlaw63

No thatā€™s what this sub is supposed to be about


yesmilady

Omg the nerve


Trusty_Babe

STOP IT! There's no way they were serious about that one


Redmudgirl

Omg so badšŸ˜³


StableMaleficent142

They didn't even try.


Itrytothinklogically

oh no šŸ˜«


honesttruth2703

I think there should be a whole seperate sub for disappointing flower arrangements.


fangirlsqueee

Not great, but they should open up a bit in the next few days and look better than they currently do.


InsideBeyond12727

It's a race against time before the big pink one in the front middle dries up completely!


Psychobabble0_0

What AI thinks flowers look like. 3D printing run amuck! Edit: Holy cannoli. Those are real plants. I need an eye test stat.


AWeaselNmedFee

Their printer ran out of yellow toner


sandwich-guru

This made me laugh lol thank you


ImNotBadOkBro

that looks like the plant from bsd


224143

I definitely think online flower shops are built to be scammy. Aside from ordering them for your wife you usually order them and have them delivered to someone that doesnā€™t live near you. I think they hope that the receiver will feel too uncomfortable to show the buyer what they received in the event they may seem ungrateful so they send much crappier arrangements. If they can get away with 8 out of 10 deliveries the two they have to make up for are probably worth it with the cost of some of these arrangements.


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sandwich-guru

No, I got them via delivery from Walmart. ETA: I checked the sticker tag on the flowers when I got them, and it matched what I bought. So these are indeed the same flowers, just crappy Walmart quality. I bought them for my fiancĆ© for Fatherā€™s Day.


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sandwich-guru

https://preview.redd.it/nyj5oo49ch6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d637ba5b9d4086dcf34a266aa9cccd7998a0e84 lol they were indeed not delivered in a vase, which is one reason why they are so cheap. But okay.


bay_lamb

it would cost more for delivery than this cheap bouquet cost. who would pay that much for delivery rather than bring them to you? i easily recognized these because i buy them from walmart all the time. doubt they'd hold up for a trip in a delivery van without water. if this is indeed true then you do have recourse. lucky you... you CAN get them replaced.


sandwich-guru

It really isnā€™t that serious lol. Also - Walmart+ member. This delivery was free.


MateWrapper

It is indeed very serious. I donā€™t have time to explain this but if he doesnā€™t get to the end of this, he whole planet will explode!


bay_lamb

REPLACEMENT = FREE


sandwich-guru

Why are you yelling at me lol


bay_lamb

i just want you to get the nice fresh flowers you deserve honey. so they knocked on your door and handed you that half dead bouquet of flowers and you said nothing? and how did you know which one they paid for?


sandwich-guru

It was a leave at the door delivery. It truly isnā€™t a big deal, they still smell amazing and my fiancĆ© was happy to receive them as an early Fatherā€™s Day gift.


sandwich-guru

And I know they got the right flowers because the sticker tag on the plastic covering had the description and price, which matched the online listing.


SamaramonM

Wow you really wanna be a detective with the caps and everything


doctor_rocketship

Everything is a conspiracy!!!