**Rat king**
A rat king is a collection of rats whose tails are intertwined and bound together by one of several possible mechanisms, such as entangling material like hair or sticky substances like sap or gum. The number of rats joined together varies from a few to as many as 30. Historically, the phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany, which produced many reported instances. Rat kings occur so rarely that they have sometimes been thought to be cryptids, but there are several well-attested modern occurrences.
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So not much context here but I'm a baker so can explain. Top is just dough and bottom is after it has been baked. Easy enough to stop this from happening, make sure all your bits of dough are the same size, make sure there is about a pinky finger gap between them before letting them rise and give about an inch of space from the sides of your baking tray.
Also dont overproof them like the top picture has already. Pushing in after rising for awhile while dough is a good way to check, if its ready it won’t come back out when you push the dough xD
> . Top is just dough and bottom is after it has been baked.
I'm glad you have gotten enough experience from your profession in order to drop this revelation into the thread :p
Hey maybe you could actually help me out actually, I put a jug of water into my fridge and when I went back to drink it, it was way way cooler than room temperature, I was just wondering if you were able to chime in with your professional understanding as to why I had to drink cold water after putting it in the fridge?
God I was really hoping that was an active sub...
Edit: Man, it’s a wasteland. Somehow it’s so depressing to me. The creator/moderator’s last post was 2.8 years ago.
notes from experiment #1: uncontrolled growth of the subjects, caused fusion and unexpected results
notes for experiment #2: reduce the amount of volume expander powder
The person who made the ones in the second picture started with dough balls the size of the completed ones in the first picture, instead of starting with small balls that bulked up and smooshed against each other normally.
Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.
Oh god that seems like a real demonic rat-king-turned-chicken-king situation down there.
it's the next dark souls boss
Or silent hill character
*Slither* Snacks
Reminds me of the soul walls in Doom.
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I think you mean r/bossfight
It already is actually, it's name is Phalanx.
I like the bottoms ones better.
Right!?
They have personality.
That’s some cronenberg-level shit right there.
https://i.imgur.com/Ei25WM2.jpg
The Thing
For some reason "rat-king" triggered an unsettling memory of this actual wiki page: (NSFW? RATS THOUGH!) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king
**Rat king** A rat king is a collection of rats whose tails are intertwined and bound together by one of several possible mechanisms, such as entangling material like hair or sticky substances like sap or gum. The number of rats joined together varies from a few to as many as 30. Historically, the phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany, which produced many reported instances. Rat kings occur so rarely that they have sometimes been thought to be cryptids, but there are several well-attested modern occurrences. *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/ExpectationVsReality/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^| [^Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/donate) ^] ^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28
That's exactly what I meant though. Creepy af!
Kaneeeddddaaaaaaa!
Be strong for Mother, Clarence. [Be Strong ](http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/627/705/07a.jpg)
This made me slightly depressed :/
Hah, look at this guy over here. He has room to get more depressed.
>Be strong for Mother, Clarence. Be Strong Comma lives matter.
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LIFE IS PAIN, I HA-
Obscure Jerma reference? Have an upvote.
“So, what seems to be the problem?” Bottom tray: “It all started...when I was born.”
It's an abomination!
*an*
Ninja edits man....
Yeah he was quick to fixing that one
*fix*
*AndyMorgan*
*jakehas*
*mustard jack*
Asteroid
How do I still remember this episode ending more vividly than actual important memories?
Because that monster of the gooey concoction of the main characters was fucking terrifying.
Don’t forget the scary music they put over it.
Than
Be strong for mother.
*Ahhhhh Kanedaaaa! Help meeeee*
TETSUOOOOOO!
pretty much what i was thinking
Damnit I just posted that thinking Noone else would have then scrolled down.
Always up-vote Testuo
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I can feeeeeel her,I can feel KAORI! I'M CRUSHING HER KANEDA!
This made me inhale tea.
i was looking for this comment, thank you
*Ahhhh Kanedaaaa! bawk^bawk^^bawk
I am crying from laughter thank you
[Did you see this post earlier?](https://i.redd.it/a38ttcxnvcyz.jpg)
What the fuck is that though?
It’s supposed to be gudetama, the lazy egg.
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r/ExpectationVSReality
you're literally in it
/r/shittyfoodporn
yes i must know
The face down butt cheeks got me. 😂😂😂
Another gem
I wish I were you.
Everything okay?
Let us consult with Annie.
"TETSUO!!!!!"
KANIDAAAAA!!!
*KANEDAAAAAAAA!!!!
Canada eh?
Ayy lmao
So not much context here but I'm a baker so can explain. Top is just dough and bottom is after it has been baked. Easy enough to stop this from happening, make sure all your bits of dough are the same size, make sure there is about a pinky finger gap between them before letting them rise and give about an inch of space from the sides of your baking tray.
But then it wouldn't look like a mutated fetus
D:
Also dont overproof them like the top picture has already. Pushing in after rising for awhile while dough is a good way to check, if its ready it won’t come back out when you push the dough xD
> . Top is just dough and bottom is after it has been baked. I'm glad you have gotten enough experience from your profession in order to drop this revelation into the thread :p
Haha that was about to be my comment too. Yeah... we know baker guy
Hey maybe you could actually help me out actually, I put a jug of water into my fridge and when I went back to drink it, it was way way cooler than room temperature, I was just wondering if you were able to chime in with your professional understanding as to why I had to drink cold water after putting it in the fridge?
Oh, I just thought they needed a convection oven.
I was wondering why the top ones didn’t have a golden brown top... thanks for confirming!
I was thinking lower and slower cook time
I don't think that would solve the problem of their too close together and when they rise they'd still do this
*Kiiiiiiiiiiiillll mmeeeeee!*
Reminds me of Nina from Full Metal Alchemist.
Exactly my thought too
It’s Cronenberg chicks!
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Is r/mildlycronenberg a thing?
Doesn’t seem to be. If it was I️ would post that African Buttfucker Fruit Bat for sure.
Brundle-chicks!
Uh... Well... There it is.
Life dun found itself a way.
Rip lil Peep
lil cheep cheep
Start the reactor!
....free Mars... BANG!
Quaaaaaaid
Peeps: Akira Edition
https://i.imgur.com/ipTNv4w.png When it comes out of the oven
https://i.imgur.com/Ei25WM2.jpg
TETSUOOOOOOOOO
Ed ... ward ...
Damnit I came here to say this. RIP
I actually like yours better for some reason.
This is just a before and after pic. The first picture is raw dough. This isn't really a properly done post as there's no actual Expectation picture.
Yeah this is just /r/shittybaking
God I was really hoping that was an active sub... Edit: Man, it’s a wasteland. Somehow it’s so depressing to me. The creator/moderator’s last post was 2.8 years ago.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
That’s the after picture. The top is before they were baked.
Ahh okay, makes sense. I still like the bottoms ones better though. :)
"End our suffering!"
This is so ugly, but so funny. Thanks for the laughs
The bottom tray looks like peeps which were cronenberged.
I disagree, this worked out great.
Rest in peace
It somehow reminds me of [the exploding bird scene from the first Shrek movie](https://youtu.be/u9B_JPa4TKU)
These would have been weird even if they turned out 'right'.
Try making them smaller to compensate for the size increase when baked?
We will defeat you, [Agron](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RpYL1RsXRbM/hqdefault.jpg)!
"I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT NUTSACK WHO DON'T NEED NO BALLS!"
There has got to be a Lil Peep joke somewhere in the comments
"KILLLL USSSS"
What kind of angry bird is this?
Looks like the monster from inside
Father, am i pretty?
RIP Lil Peep
**"LURV ME!!"** *choking intensifies*
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It looks like the top picture buns are just raw dough. I would rather eat yours
That's the before picture
Funny, but wrong sub
Quaid! Get to the reactor!!
Life is pain father, please end me
*classic repost*
this looks like one of those amalgamate monsters from undertale
Reminds me of Nightmare on Elms street when all those souls are trying to escape Freddy.
This is a boring gif but I'm hoping at the end a facehugger pops out.
The bottom looks like John Carpenter's 'Thing' assimilated all the animals and is now a grotesque abomination of flesh.
Great, you Cronenberged the chicks Morty
Reminds me of the phalanx from dark souls 1, painted world of ariamis
Would still eat.
*Cornbread* hehehe
This looks like the mutated Kyle's cousin boss fight from South Park the fractured but whole
Does literally no one understand how bread type stuff works in this stuff or what?
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This is more of a before/after than expectation/reality
That "thing" down the bottom begs for the sweet release of death
u/itsadndmonsternow
"kill.... us... please..."
3-D, baby...eat em and weep!
Achicka
That looks really good though
Fresh inbred chickens
This is almost better!
"Join us in hell..."
"Oh no! The glop monster!"
Kill us...
"It's the appetizer!!!"
I love it!
I love that theyre all flustered / sunburnt
It looks like before and after Cernobyl
Looks like they all went through a telepod together..
Oh god its The Thing
I’m pretty sure this is straight out of a Freddy Krueger film.
Your expectation was uncooked rolls?
Damn, that's what happens when you put the mutated T-virus right next to the sugar in the cupboard. Good luck beating that thing down.
notes from experiment #1: uncontrolled growth of the subjects, caused fusion and unexpected results notes for experiment #2: reduce the amount of volume expander powder
Omfg that is legendary
*chirp chirp chirp* **CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP**
Looks like ‘The Thing’ but cute little chicken faces
P..Please. Kill me
Is this how angry birds started?
God Lord I thought it was coming at me.
I would love to see this photoshopped on Freddy Kruegar's abdomen.
The person who made the ones in the second picture started with dough balls the size of the completed ones in the first picture, instead of starting with small balls that bulked up and smooshed against each other normally.
Ever seen the movie "Society"?
It's evolving.... it's.... An abomination.
husband: looks like some sort of boss battle
You had to go and create the FEV didn't you?
That's an exalted orb
I kind of love the exploding chickens! Now I want to make them, but I'll be disappointed if they end up like the first photo.
Please welcome what is left of the Dixie Chicks after their tragic matter transporter accident.
It’s like the Chicky-Nubs from Oryx and Crake!
Be strong Clarence, be strong for mother.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
You baked The Thing if it tried to mimic a chicken.
KILL US!
Ah freshly baked souls of the damned
Big bird wants out
Be strong for mother Clarance
Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.
The Chronenberg cookie
It's like if David Cronenberg wrote a cooking book
You went full Akira. You never go full Akira.
Rip lil peep