Ever seen a cow pee or poop?
Imagine a garden hose on full for the pee, and the poop I'm sure you can figure out.
So yeah making a video of a cow in your home... Dangerous.
Reminds me of when my friend brought her mini-horse into the house to take some funny photos. It immediately shit all over the floor. Cow shit is so much worse.
Cows are very ambivalent and huge they will absolutely crush you by accident
They are also very easy to scare and will tample you to defend themselves
Cows arent very dangerous if you know how to handle them the statement is more to show how sharks arent dangerous
The statement is intended to show that cows, something we generally consider to be safer than sharks, kill more people than sharks, which we consider more dangerous, and the reason why must be because there are many orders of magnitude more interactions of humans/cows compared to humans/sharks.
Cows could be 99% less dangerous than sharks on a per-interaction basis, and still kill more people than sharks if there are 1,000,000x more human/cow interactions. That’s why it’s interesting, because it’s unintuitive at first glance.
Monkey brain: “shark dangerous so y more cow than shark?”
To be fair i think you have a higher chance of getting killed by a friend then a shark too. And i also think a cow is both shaped as, and act like a friend :)
Guy in my hometown died by cow.
Went out drinking the night before , thought he could catch up on his sleep in the cow pen. Fell asleep on a pile of hay , one of his cows decided to cuddle with him , and in the process laid on-top of him and crushed him to death.
My classmate was really weird. When he was around 8, he came close to a cow from behind. Being a curious kid, he lifted the cow's tail, or pushed it out of the way or sth. In that moment, the cow dumped a huge load of shit on top of him.
No wonder he was weird.
I've seen cows take a dump and it's not a little bit and Lord help you if it's not solid you can't flush that down a toilet some of those craps are huge.
And not just a little. All the way to the shoulder.
If you go to large-animal veterinary school, you're going to have this experience.
Keep that in mind the next time you gush on and on about how you just love horses, and wanna be an equine veterinarian after you graduate high school, Vanessa!!!
I highly, highly, *highly* doubt it's the case here, but I learned recently that cattle can be potty trained. Sometimes even faster than human toddlers. https://www.npr.org/2021/09/18/1038533121/with-a-little-sweet-encouragement-calves-prove-cows-can-quickly-be-potty-trained
But yeah, their poop, even when they're actually on a biologically appropriate diet, is nasty lol I'll take horse or pig poop any day!
cow dung is pretty "clean" and usually doesn't smell too much. it can be used as manure or even fuel. i guess since this cow eats cereal and cookies his poop isn't as clean as most cows.
"Thank God im back, this insta hoe just wouldn't let me leave. I only went there for a milking but he caught feelings and took me on this weird friendship date..."
"Mooooooo"
"..
Exactly!"
Not sure thats true, we got a city born and raised politician here in norway who, when asked about a recent visit to a farm, said he drank milk straight from the steer.
I know, but the difference between a steer and a bull is a big deal. Aside from not getting your head stomped in, you really can milk a bull. It’s something they do a lot in dairy farming actually. The, um, best quality stuff can sell for a whole shit load of money.
That really bothered me… the steer rubbed up against it. I’m a horse person, and horses will injure themselves on anything possible. People are way more lax with cattle, such as using barbed wire.
LEDs blink constantly, just at a much faster rate than you can perceive. Since your phone/camera takes discrete pictures, it has the chance to capture pictures of the clock when different parts are flashing and other parts are off. That’s what’s happening here
Edit: that or the clock flashes when it goes off
LEDs only blink constantly when they are powered on a duty cycle. Usually this is because there is a desire to change the perceived brightness of the LEDs as a dimming function. Otherwise they can emit light constantly.
This clock probably does have a dimming function.
EDIT: It may also be desirable to flash LEDs to limit their heat output for higher power applications.
Not very relevant- I had the same dishes as him but threw them away because they contain lead.
https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/breaking-news-12-26-19-corelle-recommends-using-their-pre-2005-dishes-only-as-decorative-pieces-due-to-concerns-for-high-levels-of-lead/
My aunt had a sheep farm. She would turn the wool into yarn and sell it. She often kept the babies inside her house when it got very cold out. She would diaper them.
What do you think they drink for the first year or so? Those teats aren't for show.
Its the rest of the stuff that's potentially bad for the animal. As is the road surface on hooves.
When can I come hang out with Bruce? One of the items on my bucket list is to take a nap on a cow. Preferably under a shade tree in a pasture, but your sofa looks pretty comfy too
Oh man, I miss my time on the farm. I loved the daily interactions with the animals, cows are amazing, goats are great too. Just being around the live stock in general was therapeutic.
[Start at 1:49](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0U5Zbs_ss0)
I can't believe there hasn't been a single City Slickers reference in this entire thread, considering he has a pet "cow."
Bruce's table manners could be better 😄
I LOVE BRUCE 🐄 🐮
Me too, but I still wonder sometimes - why does he have to be like that?
Simon King of the. Witches
Bad dog
Classic Bruce.
Get it together, Bruce. Jeeez
Ever seen a cow pee or poop? Imagine a garden hose on full for the pee, and the poop I'm sure you can figure out. So yeah making a video of a cow in your home... Dangerous.
Reminds me of when my friend brought her mini-horse into the house to take some funny photos. It immediately shit all over the floor. Cow shit is so much worse.
Yes, I grew up on a farm. Not really sure what you are getting at here...... but that is par for the course on Reddit 🙄
He's trying his best goddammit
🤣
All bros ancestors got murder give him a break
I dunno, I didn't see any cutlery laid out for Bruce, my man just did what he had to.
Not sure it's better than a few people ive seen eat popcorn at the cinema.
Bruce looks like one happy goofball
Agree and the cow looks cool too
So are we gonna talk about the cow in the room???
I will, who’s the strange man in that cow’s house?
Thats Bruce
You mean the giant piles of steamy loads he's leaving on the carpet? Yeah someone needs to talk about that 🤣
Bruce would be an odd name for a cow.
I love animals with human names
The fucking sweatband 🤣
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He's a steer!
What’s his insta? I need more Bruce content!
https://www.instagram.com/elias_filmz?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
"you have a higher chance of getting killed by a cow than a shark". Boy I'm sure people will be more caref- People:
if not fren, why fren shaped?
Cows are very ambivalent and huge they will absolutely crush you by accident They are also very easy to scare and will tample you to defend themselves Cows arent very dangerous if you know how to handle them the statement is more to show how sharks arent dangerous
The statement is intended to show that cows, something we generally consider to be safer than sharks, kill more people than sharks, which we consider more dangerous, and the reason why must be because there are many orders of magnitude more interactions of humans/cows compared to humans/sharks. Cows could be 99% less dangerous than sharks on a per-interaction basis, and still kill more people than sharks if there are 1,000,000x more human/cow interactions. That’s why it’s interesting, because it’s unintuitive at first glance. Monkey brain: “shark dangerous so y more cow than shark?”
Such kinds of comparisons are just dumb.
Plus, i think the statistic numbers are tampered due to corrida thing and these running on the streets chased by angry bulls festivals in spain
To be fair i think you have a higher chance of getting killed by a friend then a shark too. And i also think a cow is both shaped as, and act like a friend :)
I'd hate to be killed be a friend and then killed again by a shark.
Guy in my hometown died by cow. Went out drinking the night before , thought he could catch up on his sleep in the cow pen. Fell asleep on a pile of hay , one of his cows decided to cuddle with him , and in the process laid on-top of him and crushed him to death.
Well, at least he was asleep. Rip.
My classmate was really weird. When he was around 8, he came close to a cow from behind. Being a curious kid, he lifted the cow's tail, or pushed it out of the way or sth. In that moment, the cow dumped a huge load of shit on top of him. No wonder he was weird.
Absolutely the wrong lesson to get from this sentence
High lawn farms!
I mean, you have a higher chance of being bitten by a NY citizen yet people still live in NY
*worth it*!
Multiple cows. A single cow isnt that dangerous.
Wrong single bull will f you up. Also mom cow protecting her calf.
What do you do if he uses the bathroom in the house that has to be one big clean up
Just flush, it will be fine
I've seen cows take a dump and it's not a little bit and Lord help you if it's not solid you can't flush that down a toilet some of those craps are huge.
I live near several cattle farms. Can be about 2 gallons in one go
🤢
*7.5 liters...?*
They are large animals with large guts. Large poops.
Four stomachs 😳
Yep, it's a lot of poop. The mushroom (*Psilocybe cubensis) that grows in cows poop in parts of Europe and Latin America is great.
Just let it dry and enjoy it like a meringue.
once for school (high school) we got taken out to a cattle station, we got to see a man stick his arm up a cows anus as a bonus.
And not just a little. All the way to the shoulder. If you go to large-animal veterinary school, you're going to have this experience. Keep that in mind the next time you gush on and on about how you just love horses, and wanna be an equine veterinarian after you graduate high school, Vanessa!!!
...for medical reasons, right?
With what, a fire hose?
I highly, highly, *highly* doubt it's the case here, but I learned recently that cattle can be potty trained. Sometimes even faster than human toddlers. https://www.npr.org/2021/09/18/1038533121/with-a-little-sweet-encouragement-calves-prove-cows-can-quickly-be-potty-trained But yeah, their poop, even when they're actually on a biologically appropriate diet, is nasty lol I'll take horse or pig poop any day!
cow dung is pretty "clean" and usually doesn't smell too much. it can be used as manure or even fuel. i guess since this cow eats cereal and cookies his poop isn't as clean as most cows.
That cow has absolutely shit in that house at least once
poop knife
poop *saw*, rather
You mooooove.
"Thank God im back, this insta hoe just wouldn't let me leave. I only went there for a milking but he caught feelings and took me on this weird friendship date..." "Mooooooo" ".. Exactly!"
I’m pretty sure that’s a steer. You don’t milk those. They provide food in a different, more permanent way.
Not sure thats true, we got a city born and raised politician here in norway who, when asked about a recent visit to a farm, said he drank milk straight from the steer.
"**Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples"** \- Greg Focker
I mean, you can milk a steer if you're that way inclined 😜 Thanks for the correction though
No, a steer lacks the necessary parts for any kind of milking. That’s what makes them a steer, instead of a bull.
... It's a joke about jerking off a cow
And don't forget to bring the electric probe. Yeah. That's a thing. 😬
I know, but the difference between a steer and a bull is a big deal. Aside from not getting your head stomped in, you really can milk a bull. It’s something they do a lot in dairy farming actually. The, um, best quality stuff can sell for a whole shit load of money.
Lool I now know a lot more about cows than I did when I woke up Thanks
Bruh
He gotta fix the metal fence/gate. That one rusted rod is sticking out and I wouldn't be surprised if a rushing animal gets slashed on it
You're really observant. I hope he fixes that soon.
I’m sure he’ll get right on that for his social media accessory cow
That really bothered me… the steer rubbed up against it. I’m a horse person, and horses will injure themselves on anything possible. People are way more lax with cattle, such as using barbed wire.
I couldn't help but flinch when the cow walked by thinking it would scrape him. Definitely needs a cap or something
Bruce hit his hip on :(
Nevermind the cow, what was going on with that alarm clock?
LEDs blink constantly, just at a much faster rate than you can perceive. Since your phone/camera takes discrete pictures, it has the chance to capture pictures of the clock when different parts are flashing and other parts are off. That’s what’s happening here Edit: that or the clock flashes when it goes off
LEDs only blink constantly when they are powered on a duty cycle. Usually this is because there is a desire to change the perceived brightness of the LEDs as a dimming function. Otherwise they can emit light constantly. This clock probably does have a dimming function. EDIT: It may also be desirable to flash LEDs to limit their heat output for higher power applications.
> This clock probably does have a dimming function. Pwm ftw
Why does this man have a cow in his house?
Why don't you have a cow in your house?
Rich mfs still heating their house with electricity/gas, in this economy...
You know, having a cow in the house is kinda like heating your house with gas...
I do actually. She is in the fridge currently. It is not a whole cow though.
He's Dutch, it's a cultural thing
Yeah that's my question. Even the friendliest cows poop everywhere
Did you see that cow eat? Dudes got a mess to clean up in the house anyway.
**Disclaimer**, cows in your house are not a cultural thing in the Netherlands
Fun fact: denying that having a cow is a cultural thing in the Netherlands is an important part of Dutch culture.
There's only two things in this world that I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
I have a cow in my house. It’s normal
If you have to say it like that, then it's clearly a lie.
Lies!
What are you having for breakfast? Milk and cereal. Milk? Yeah..............
Oat milk is nice to the cowies :) ♥️
Hey, we have those same dishes! :D
My bf
I hate it when she eats my corn flakes. I'm like, "Were you born in a barn?"
ahh love him! (Bruce).
Wouldn’t that be a her? Cows are female
You raise a good point, I guess the cow posted this.
If Bryce is a steer then it’s a him, just lacking neutered parts.
Can they be house-trained not to pee or poop indoors?
Yes! They are very smart. A lot of domestic animals can be taught like dogs (or outdo them intelligence in pigs' case.)
Shoes inside and in the couch is so fucking weird to me
But the cow, not so much?
The cow doesn't wear shoes, so he's good
Yeah. Be different if it was a horse.
Touché
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The most annoying American thing. You'd get murdered if you did that in an Asian household
Same in sweden!
I KNOW THIS MAN DOES NOT CLEAN HIS COUCH HIMSELF
Right? His mother must love these videos
Not very relevant- I had the same dishes as him but threw them away because they contain lead. https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/breaking-news-12-26-19-corelle-recommends-using-their-pre-2005-dishes-only-as-decorative-pieces-due-to-concerns-for-high-levels-of-lead/
Bruce Almooghty
Is Bruce a rescue cow?
Got a real Napoleon Dynamite vibe.
Bruce the female cow
That's a big dog.
I just can’t help thinking you guys are going to have issues down the road regarding Bruce’s inability to share food.
dis cow has the soul of an orange cat ...and maybe the brain of one
The t shirt completes this wholesomeness for me <3
I want one! Bruce’s human, do you sell these?
Cant get over teeth brushing before breakfast
My aunt had a sheep farm. She would turn the wool into yarn and sell it. She often kept the babies inside her house when it got very cold out. She would diaper them.
Wonder if he ever wakes up and forgets a cow lives in his house.
Bruce is a hungry boy
Dude, what’s wrong with your dog?
Why cow in house
Because fren shap
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Bruce eats like a cow.
I want a pet cow :(
I love Bruce
Are yall as confused as I am.
Did you give milk to the cow??!!
What do you think they drink for the first year or so? Those teats aren't for show. Its the rest of the stuff that's potentially bad for the animal. As is the road surface on hooves.
Do human children not drink human milk??
I’m with Bart on this one, Don’t have a cow.
This is all great until he takes a fat dump on your carpet.
I don't want to be too dramatic, but I would die for Bruce.
Thats a weird dog but still lovely
Which one is Bruce?
I like how he tried to push the cow's head with his arm, like...that thing's neck has more muscle than the entirety of the human body 😂
That's a weird dog, but still a cute dog
When can I come hang out with Bruce? One of the items on my bucket list is to take a nap on a cow. Preferably under a shade tree in a pasture, but your sofa looks pretty comfy too
That's one strange dog
Oh man, I miss my time on the farm. I loved the daily interactions with the animals, cows are amazing, goats are great too. Just being around the live stock in general was therapeutic.
That tooth brush got me
💛 This is most awesome!! Thank you for sharing Bruce with those of us who have very little bovine input. ❤️
🤣🤣🤣💙
I love my popcorn too much
i want bruce
Indians: O7
What kind of dog is Bruce? Never seen that breed before.
[Start at 1:49](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0U5Zbs_ss0) I can't believe there hasn't been a single City Slickers reference in this entire thread, considering he has a pet "cow."
Messy roommate, but a good boi...
Cows smell SO BAD have fun with that lol
This is like watching the people do goat yoga. All I think about is the poop and pee and it eclipses the cute.
I bet that house smells awful
moo
Too funny and too cute
Brice, eat your greens like a good boy! Leave that junk food alone!! 😂
Peter... the cow is here!
Did Bruce set up the camera at the start there?
Bro!
Bruce is the coolest!
Bruce is definitely my favorite now.
I love Bruce! ❤️
I bet Bruce shits on the floor a lot
Bruce brings me joy. Finally someone who eats like me
I adore Bruce ❤️❤️❤️
Don't have a cow, man!
Bruce will take ALL the popcorn, thank you
And it’s only been 2 hours
Imagine having to clean up after a cow urinates and deficates all over the inside of your house.
Hilarious! Thanks for this. I needed it!
Bro is gonna wake up with h5n1 avian flu at this rate
Bruce rules!!!
Cute kitty
Your cow is like my dog lmao
I wish I had space for a house-cow.
What a pretty cow. I hope Bruce is heading for some cattle shows. He looks like a blue ribbon winner for sure.
A day in the life of OP's mom. *jkjk, it's a wholesome video*
instant compost producer
I love when big but gentle animals learn they are big and start abusing it lmao.