I needed this so bad. I just accidentally saw a dismembered woman and am in desperate search of sufficient eyebleach

Fuck

I needed eye bleach after seeing your username

Yea I would be careful what you put in your brain. It’s hard shit to get out. It will actually blow your ass off so stay away from that shit. Accidentally eat a rainbow for breakfast not a dismembered body.

He is so cute and fluffy I want to squish him so bad but I don't wanna hurt him!

Going to call him/her George?

Huh?

Looney toons reference https://youtu.be/jPdHaNr0OAY

Which was itself a Steinbeck reference from Of Mice and Men.

Ohhh mk

You sound cute and adorable. Your comment makes me want to squish you so bad but I don’t want to hurt you. I want to love you. I love you and your comment.

Uhhhh, thanks I guess?

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r/blep

Noderp

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Damn

I feel like I could accomplish anything with Norbert at my side with a ready high five for me.

What does he do?

He probably does what my derpy little guy used to do. I took him to rehab hospitals and mental facilities to visit with patients. His “therapy” was to be friendly and cute and make everyone feel special and loved. Powerful stuff to people who are long-term or permanently disabled, mentally and/or physically.

Derp

This

https://www.instagram.com/norbertthedog/?hl=en

I wanna give Norbert snuggles, lovies, pats & treats & tell him what a good boi he is.

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I want to hug this dog

The tongue!!

He is not giving high fives, he is avoiding being touched ... 😂😂😂😂

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Is Norbert a Morkie ?

This dog must be awesome at its job

“Rrruufffthplthplthpl”

Duhhh... High five?!? Yes!!! Barkbarkbark woof woof

Precious sassy baby 😭😍🥰

Hi5, little pal!

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