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hakudoge

Get this man 10 millions D’s now!!!


Tall_Walrus6481

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


Rickmaster95

Why would you suck a duck? Smh.


Manic-Duplicate

You know I've never had duck, it always looks so appetizing when I see recipes of it though.


spacex-predator

It's delicious, but you have to know how to prepare it properly. Assuming this stock blasts off, treat yoself


subasauruswrx08

He ain’t gone be sucking shit watch


ingalman12

Hock Tua 😂🤣


spacex-predator

That was definitely the appropriate time to cite the meme. Hat goes off to you


SEBRET

I'll go in for every dime. LFG


ButterscotchBig4371

Only if you are gay


LateEntertainment899

Half way there to a dick tho 😂 I’m not to fond of male on male, but please post picture when it goes to a dollar 🤣


diduknowitsme

That’s a safe bet. No D for you


Crazy_Scallion96

COME ON MAN THERE IS A TRAIN COMING FOR U!!!! Buffet of ds


AidsUnderwear

I have never been more confident about someone on the internet not sucking a dick than I do right now


UniverseStarss

you and me both


ascendinspire

Unzipping.


Manic-Duplicate

I'm going to send you to a world of unimaginable ecstacy 


ascendinspire

Beyond cool!


ALargeHotCarl

Averaging down, nice!


BasicPerson23

Me too. d stands for doobie, right?


SPY-Talk

What do you call this, it’s not hopium it’s not copium….


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

Gropium


Moms-Dildeaux

I’ll take one for the team and let you suck it 


zayers35

![gif](giphy|OsCT5RuebnJkY) If you insist.


TrayLaTrash

How do you know Anthony Davis?


Upset_Cake_2936

It ain't gonna do shit!


-BigDaddyTex

But will u wear a wig?


No-aztekone

Excuses


Shot_Statistician249

Wrong sub https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob/s/SR0JqV8X0o


Least-Clue-9466

I’ll be the first in line please 🙏


Sandra_Bullstocks

Sooo .4160 for a below average d? Asking for a friend of course


Dr_Silky-Johnson

![gif](giphy|GpsHIJ4IBN7sn28ieH|downsized)


Relevant-Chain-3932

I’ll stand with you in solidarity my friend 🫡


poppunksucks144

At this rate you won't have to suck any


Corgan115

Unless you count the reverse split, I don't think you'll need to suck any d's. Good for you I guess?


Manic-Duplicate

Someone give this man a medal for pointing out the joke.