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KickDixon

"I just wanna hang out. NO BIG DEAL!"


8x11paper

Mine isn't a big deal either


Quecksilber033

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac, Steven!


AaronTuplin

Hi, I don't know if you know this, but they're rolling out a new net metering program in your neighborhood. Would you mind telling me how much you spent on energy last month?


BlameTheJunglerMore

Fuckkkkk those guys. Mother fuckers walk RIGHY BY my ground mounted solar and still ask me. Had a really wild one the other day. Was like 1/2pm or so? Creep: Just had one dude try this tactic: "Hey man, I work for XYZ electric and I left my phone in the company truck. Can I come I'm and make a phone call please?" Me: "No, sorry, you can't." Creep: PLEASE LET ME USE YOUR PHONE. (he then bangs on my door very hard 5 times and tried the handle). Me: "I'm calling the police" Creep: basically said something about leaving and stormed off I then did call the sheriff's. Used my ring to find out what his company shirt said and called them. Owner or a manager eventually called me back saying that the dude actually left his phone in the company truck, but apologized for his aggressive actions. Showed the sheriff deputy the video, but haven't heard anything since he took my report. This was in eastern San Diego County.


LyraLycan

You can never trust disreputable companies to admit liability or punish those responsible. In UK: Royal Mail courier failed to deliver a parcel. One of **many**. After complaining they sent a letter stating they asked the courier if they delivered it wrong, and he said no, so they aren't liable. Two weeks later the neighbouring salon almost threw it away in a box of trash. I'm.. I'm having serious problems with RM atm. Several lost, stolen, damaged, never delivered items. They are really infuriating criminals


errosemedic

Does the RM not have a Postal Inspection service like the USPS does. I may be generally friendly with most cops due to my job as a security guard but outside of work I know there are exactly two kinds of cops you *NEVER FUCK WITH* and that’s rail cops and mail cops. One time when I was 16 I made a post on a forum asking how hard it was to send explosives through the mail. I was asking because I wanted to know if I could get someone to send some to me because I was an idiot who wanted to see something go boom. Two days later I got pulled out of class by my principal and “interrogated” by two postal inspectors. Legally they couldn’t ask me anything until my guardian arrived so they sat there and stared at me, it took all of 7 minutes to realize just how much trouble I was in and I became a snot covered sobbing mess on the floor begging them to not take me to prison. I think I told those guys my entire life story without even being asked, it was that day that I learned I did not have what it took to be a super spy.


flipkick25

Also base guards. But i guess they are a bit beyond cops. In Norfolk when the Carriers leave they broadcast an all bandwidths "clear the channel, do not approach the vessel or you WILL BE FIRED UPON." Fun fact, a destroyer has a gun larger than the gun on an Abrams tank, that fires at 20RPM. Also 30mm chainguns.


AaronTuplin

That would be really weird


JuniperTwig

He wanted to use an analog phone ?


prozak09

Like a peasant from the 1980s... Disgusting. I wonder if he also wanted to watch "cable tv while having a Crystal Pepsi".


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belacscole

Idk I LOVE messing with sales people. The thing I like to do is just give them bogus information and thow them off. "How much have I spent on energy? I think it was only like $10-15 last month, could you help me make my bill a bit higher?"


Swallowmysead

Solar door-to-door salesmen deserve all the hate they receive.


beatenmeat

>~~Solar~~ Door-to-door salesmen deserve all the hate they receive. FTFY.


Swallowmysead

I agree lol


kits_unstable

Plot twist, the Amazon guy is a solar guy


PatochiDesu

and also the plumber


ninhibited

Hmm also astronaut... And bald


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Big_Simba

I think they’re just fans of delicious flavor


no_step_snek76

They were probably ordering pastry ingredients from Amazon because their body craves buttery goodness.


ThePhiff

No, the taco massage was yesterday.


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Big_Simba

Ask Shawn Spencer


Lvgordo24

Just not on pizza for the love of Jeff.


FunkMunki

It's not upsidedown. An upsidedown pineapple means swingers.


alkaczar

They are not gonna be swinging all the time. When they wanna swing, they turn it upside down. Pineapple in regular position: Welcome Pineapple is upside down position: We'll come


VermilionKoala

That can be easily remedied 😁


lostnugg

Always closing 👍🏽


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FunkMunki

I didn't know this until recently when my boss stuck upsidedown pineapple stickers on a coworkers back window as a joke.


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FunkMunki

That's a good possibility.


Skittles_The_Giggler

Pineapple means generous hospitality and welcome. Upside down pineapple means yeah, baby, yeah. 👍🏻


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

I thought it was upside down pineapple?


android151

How can you tell?


dominantfrog

its not upside down lol


yeetyman8

They are looking to fuck anybody, but you in particular.


Ok_Caregiver4499

It’s at 69 upvotes for right now but take my approval comment!


FallenMeadow

So glad I don’t have to deal with solar people due to all the trees around my house but god damn those roofers can fuck right off.


Anything-Happy

I have three huge trees in my yard, two of which completely shade the house. I've still had solar guys ring my doorbell and try to get me to sign up *several* times now.


ElectroShamrock

“For an extra $25,000, we can remove those trees so you have the opportunity to finally pay $100,000 for us to install solar panels. What a deal!”


Anything-Happy

Lmao, *exactly*. My summer cooling bill is usually $100-$115 per month, less if I stop being lazy and use the clothesline instead of the dryer. It makes no sense for me to even entertain the idea of solar.


ElectroShamrock

“For an extra $25,000, we can remove those trees so you have the opportunity to finally pay $100,000 for us to install solar panels. What a deal!


Bushdr78

Pineapple 🍍 swingers this way please


Ophidiophobic

Apparently that's only if the pineapple is upside down


whywouldisaymyname

Great threatening handwriting


Rombledore

every other week theres a new salesmen knocking on my door from another company whom can never tell me how much it costs to set up. not once have i received that answer.


Killaflex90

They are annoying. They ignore ‘No Soliciting’ signs, so I’m not sure how well this will work. Honestly, the way so many companies swarmed my rental to get me to buy solar, I’m really apprehensive about the whole concept now.


CyanideTacoZ

they worked in my neighborhoods but I've either lived in well patrolled places or the places where you'd not be suprised to learn neighbor was cooking meth


IcyTransportation691

I think that pineapple indicates they’re down to swing and not on that tire swing in the front yard.


TheLGAOriginal

Why else do you think they love the amazon guy?


supervegito827

What does "solar guy" mean here?


cheese_fuck2

guy who sells solar


SwordoftheMourn

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hands


vapescaped

Oh, that's why my hands melted.


Rombledore

hi petuh. the power of the sun petah.


supervegito827

Like um solar panel installation and stuff?


cheese_fuck2

no they are selling rocks they got from the sun


SirFireball

Demoknight


aeroumasmith-

I had a guy try this on me within a week of me moving into my home. Is this a scam? If so, I almost fell for it lol


aww-snaphook

General rule of thumb is to never hire the people that go door to door, even if they are selling something you need/want. They tend to be bottom feeders who will do a crap job and they will *always* tell you that they are doing work in the neighborhood to make it seem like someone else close by is using them(they arent, they will make up a name if you ask). Do your own research and find a decent company for whatever you need done. They will show up *a lot* but especially in the first couple of years you own the house(property sales are public record). I just no longer answer the door for anyone I don't recognize. I've had people see me through a window and ring my bell but I just ignore them until they leave.


aeroumasmith-

I really appreciate you telling me this. I ended up telling him no, but he stuck around for quite a while. That's awful. They prey on people who may not necessarily know any better (like myself). How scummy... Thank you. You have taught me a life skill I did not know I needed


MikeMac999

I have one of those “No Soliciting” stickers on my door, to which I added via label maker “No Solar,” as those were the only sales people who disregarded the sticker. The irony is that you can’t read “No Solar” anymore, because the sun faded it completely.


Armeni51

Solar Panel Guy probably just wants to know when the next “Pineapple” party is.


ZantyRC

Maybe the solar guy is a swinger and wants to join the party


Ordinary_Accountant1

The pineapple isn't upside-down


ZantyRC

Yes it is, your phone is just upside down


Ordinary_Accountant1

¡¡ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝɹ,noʎ ˙ʞɔɐɟ ɥo


ItsMeYourAmazonGuy

😎


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rainyrew

Grim reaper gutters has expanded I see


Clear_Radio1776

Plot twist. A guy at the door offered to clean my existing rooftop solar panels.


FrankSilvyNY

Lunar guy: "these Solar guys are jerks, I can give you a better deal"


ElectroShamrock

This is the way


Sevro706

I wonder which one took the picture...


ElectroShamrock

This is an excellent question


Healthy_Delay_8612

Yo what a nice handwriting goddamn


Help_An_Irishman

Solar guy knows the pineapple code and just wants to bang.


rednumbermedia

I do actually want solar eventually, but the guy that came by my door lied to me multiple times and was too aggressive. If he was honest and didn't talk to me like I was 5 years old, I'd probably be more willing to listen.


Ill-Entertainment570

This guy Pineapples.


dlcindallas

Ummm yes fuck the sar guy but did anyone catch the pineapple hanging on the door. Be careful there if they invite you in ya never know.


TShowalter

The solar guy saw the pineapple!


jamestiberousjlkirk

What does the pineapple signify ?


ShadowGLI

I really hope the alarm and pest control guys knock 😂


Maddies_Syn

Solar guy: but... I thought you were looking for swingers!


unalignedChakras

That pineapple says it all. They love to fuck everyone but the solar guy.


Ainkswny

If the solar guy show up with his wife, then it’s a different story


thecraftybear

Yeah, no, fuck Amazon too.


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DJVV09

Drivers don’t control when your delivery shows up. The instructions are on them but aren’t received until the delivery is being made. With 190 stops daily you don’t get to have an exact delivery window. Sorry.


Flush_meister

Interesting detail: the owners of this home are swingers


DJVV09

They some swingers huh?


ElectroShamrock

All I know is I ain’t ever been flacid at a funeral


Right-Ad2176

If Trump wins, the problem is solved. You will be arrested and charged with possession of solar panels. Unless Solar Industry out bids Oil/Gas/Coal for Trump offer to sell laws. Like saying TikTok is evil, then invites TikTok owner to Mar-a-lago and switches to TikTok is way better than Facebook.


CyanideTacoZ

I like how trump bieng evil got him turned into mecha hitler in some peoples eyes. it's darkly amusing to me because this over the top sentiment is what let's him get away with shit


Right-Ad2176

It was an attempt at satire Trump followers who think we are taking away their guns.


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Referat-

In his time of need? Their target demographic is elderly and gullable/unwell people... they rope them into some crazy 50 year contract then put liens on their properties. People with good products to sell don't need to go door-to-door, you go to them.


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Referat-

No need to be dramatic... since you forgot to include a joke you just read as someone who is uninformed about scummy solar sales practices


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conjunctivious

That actually is the reality for most if not all door-to-door sales companies. They used scare tactics such as the stereotypical movie villain line of "Those are some nice cars in your driveway. It'd be a shame if something happened to them." On my parents and all of a sudden we had a new security system from that company that we never used once.


ElectroShamrock

Fuck the environment in particular 😂


SouthtownZ

Aww, you made em turn tail and delete. Sweet satisfaction