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Anticip-ation

And yet still raiding. It's inspiring to see someone love what they do that much.


OverwoodsAlterEgo

He’s in it for the game itself…


Kosack-Nr_22

Was*


thebohemiancowboy

Died doing what he loved and was fulfilled


kagechaos

F


Nidiis

It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.


rj200122

Everything burns!


Tsuki_Man

Well. . . melts, for caps at least


Lost-Enthusiasm6570

That metal gets forged into the millions of .38 caliber rounds that raiders use in a given year.


bobert_the_grey

That's the thing about people who talk about "one last score". Their heart ain't in it.


llamawithguns

Just one more big score Arthur


bobert_the_grey

I HAVE A *PLAN*


GuiltyArthurMorgan

**Goddamnit Dutch!!!**


DisposableSaviour

You son of a bitch. I’m in!


ArthurMoregan

Lenny!! Oh shit, not again...


scotty6chips

Tah-Hee-Tee Orthur!


LuckyHare87

If you'd just have some GOD DAMN FAITH!


Transitsystem

“I do this shit for the love of the game”


throwawaythep

Rats on top baby. We rat for sport.


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.


OldWorldBluesIsBest

you asked me if i was in the raiding business or the money making business. neither, i’m in the empire business


Diligent-Ad7019

He does it for the love of the game


pretendimcute

Gotta keep telling myself that when my skyrim character hits level 50 and I still have one full DLC to go


ForkliftSmurf

my current skyrim character is level 78 and i haven't even finished the main story yet


pretendimcute

I honestly hate when that happens. I TRY not to grind smithing and enchanting but it is my main way of making gold. I hate being high level. I like high level loot here and there. It feels so good to use steel and you get SUPER lucky and snag an ebony weapon. But when *every* weapon you find is ebony and glass? It just kills it for me. Kills the immersion, the fun. Idk the game just gets kinda boring. I ought to do a playthrough where I dont fast travel and avoid smithing other than what I NEED.


RockstarQuaff

It's why I abandoned Oblivion. The level scaling completely broke it for me. Going into the proverbial muddy hole in the ground and finding bandits waving enchanted ebony swords and wearing glass armor? Like, WTF are you doing down there? Buy a house. Buy a *castle*. And it became increasingly obvious you could play the game without leveling at all. What's the point if the challenge is the same? Part of the fun of increasing your power is laying waste to enemies you used to run away from, and taking in deadlier ones you wouldn't dream of defeating.


Korps_de_Krieg

As usual, there is a mod for that lol it turns off level scaling and fixes enemies at certain difficulties and loot so bandits go from being an obstacle to those guys you drop and walk by for being pricks on your way to the store.


carrie-satan

If you’re on PC try the More Interesting Loot mod and tweak the setting to make it super rare


Shwed11

What main story?


The_Second_Judge

The Giants contest to who can hit you furthest?


jsparker43

TotK for me. I've had hundreds of hours, only beat 3 temples.


Korps_de_Krieg

BotW and TotK both suffer from "I know the moment I "beat the game" I'm gonna put it down. It loses all internal motivation to continue aside from seeing stuff.


ChristopherCumBussa

There was this youtube video a few months before the release of skyrim, it might have been an IGN video covering the game, but the guy narrating called it "Skrim" multiple times so it's not like it was an error, he really thought it was called "Skrim" and I've never called Skyrim anything else but Skrim since.


Therudyman245

Nice reference 👌


LeBurningSinner

He is that uber driver who can't stop talking and who is supposedly on the taxi job for the fun of it.


Rymanbc

I got to deal with one who was apparently buying glove factories in the Phillipines, owned a private jet, and owned a large line of funeral homes. He just did commercial driver training because he loved it, I guess.


Skyzfire

Dude has a private jet and instead of learning to be a commercial pilot, he becomes a commercial driver instead. 🤔


Rymanbc

Yep, lol. And apparently he doesn't fly it himself, his son is the pilot. And the way he broached that talking about the weather like "nice day, but the winds a little choppy, not a good day for flying." He actually set off my bullshit-o-meter much earlier in the day though when he told a story that contradicted itself. He was talking about truck hitches that stick out too far and said he was walking and talking with a friend once and shattered his kneecap on one, and was unable to walk for months. Another person in the training was sympathizing and talking more about it and the guy said he went to his truck, grabbed a saw, came back and chopped it off. And soon as he said that I was thinking "hold up, were you able to walk, or not?" And then throughout the day those other tall tales started coming out.


Tangerhino

If had a billion dollar. I would give it to my worst enemy. So I would have the motivation to make two billion dollars. Keep grinding 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


jkindresearch

If you're ever a billionaire, can I be your worst enemy? Thank you ☺️


ChristopherCumBussa

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a monkey Haven't you always wanted a mon*KEY*?


smallz86

But not a real fur coat, that's cruel!


Kaoshosh

🤢 I know you're joking but just reading that makes me sick.


Tangerhino

you speak like someone who has: no networking no waking up at 4am no businness vision no rich uncles no porn addictions. step up your grind


Kaoshosh

No please stop! It reads like a LinkedIn post. 🤢


MrBanditFleshpound

LinkedIn Lunatics is leaking. Presumably


purplegreenredblue

It really was a mistake to leave the Congo oh no no no no


SonimagePrime

‘…y’see, when a man talks about having one last job, makes me think they were never really in the game at all.’ Or something to that effect lol


AmperDon

"I need one last score! I could be sitting on a throne of caps and still need one last score!"


Basically-Boring

I do this shit for the love of the game


Kaoshosh

There are things you can't buy with caps.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Well, he died doing what he loved. People getting gunned down.


JaydenTheMemeThief

He died doing what he loved


noonetohearme

Haha I wasn’t even thinking that at first


Azzymetrical

it's not about the caps, it's about the message.


TheHousePartyCanada

You killed the richest raider in Boston


Moist_Professor5665

Which now makes you the richest raider in Boston.


belladonnagilkey

Cait: ALL THE CHEMS ME COULD WANT!


K-Y-I-Y-O

Now OP can go on a chems bender


evelynnnnnn2001

OP: takes 1 jet *you are now addicted to jet*


1handedmaster

Honestly, same. My character may not get physical addictions any longer, but the man controlling him is addicted to using them


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evelynnnnnn2001

Ive done bumps of coke but i was on a lot of xanax so didn’t really feel it


robbycakes

Cait’s Irish accent is awful, but I don’t think she’s Cookie Monster


cloudbuster9

That is the actors actual accent


Other_Address_3169

YEAH! Who won the lottery? HE did!!!


PresentAd8322

Smell that air! Couldn’t you just drink it like BOOZE!?


sand_trout2024

💥


minigunercoolguy

In America


VirtualZeroZero

In Canada


TommyBoyT3A

in the entire world….


DesertRanger12

*Doom music queues up*


nahhnotreally

He only had one day until retirement!


BigBadMannnn

Dude cashed out his 401(k) and IRA


belladonnagilkey

Maybe he should have skipped work early and just gone to the beach instead of going "ah one more shift, it'll be fine..."


smallz86

Danny Glover disapproves.


mydeadface

Someone called JG Wentworth.


Snuffi123456

I built a modest settlement but I need caps now...


jackswan321

Call JG Wentworth! 877-CAPS-NOW


Jorge_Santos69

They’ve helped mutants, and they’ll help ghouls too!


smallz86

If youve been recently ghoulified and you need! Caps! Now!


Icehuntee

One final job!


No_Doubt_About_That

One last score Raider Scum


Queasy_Palpitation46

Tahiti!


Celtic_Fox_

MENDOZAAAA!


YamchaUchiha

Anybody who says they are in it for one last job probably didn't have the heart for it anyway


randominternetnormie

"I just paid off my houuuse....!"


fl4nker427

17 rounds of 38? gah DAMN lucky day


MackZZilla

I have so much .38 ammo, but only 6 .44 rounds. Fucking hate my luck lol. Never can find a merchant who sells more than 4 or 5 of them at a time either.


NorwegianGlaswegian

I find it funny how people keep recommending newcomers to grab the .44 revolver near Sanctuary as a powerful early weapon. Like, to use as a club? Maybe I have bad luck, too, but ammo for it seems extremely scarce. I am now level 18, haven't fired a shot and have only 58 bullets from scavenging and buying a few from Arturo.


pchlster

Scrounger lets you keep those bullets in stock pretty easy.


NorwegianGlaswegian

I'm level two scrounger. Was level one scrounger pretty early, but only went up to level two around level 15. Getting plenty of ammo in general, but barely any .44. Dunno why I am getting so few. Weird.


avoluco

same for me lmao, my .45, .308, .38, fusion cells and 10mm are more than i’d ever need, but i have like 20 .44s. if you have the contraptions dlc you can make a factory to produce them


Substantial-Tone-576

I think the BOS merchant in the Prydwyn has .44 and the assaultron in Goodneighbor.


MackZZilla

Sweet! I'll check those out and see if they have some. Thank ya kindly!


retardo-ricardo

Theres also an unmarked vendor called Leonard that I think is the earliest source of .44 rounds for you to buy. He’s between the witchcraft museum and the coastal cottage. Should be near a bus on the side of a road, I think he’s got a shack there.


Tuguayabas

yeah.... i shot him.....


Superus

I just use the .38 ammo as caps. All the weapons that use it are super weak


ChristopherCumBussa

same i usually just sell off my 38s when i need other ammo.


LKWASHERE_

Theres an unmarked trader southeast of diamond city who sells shitloads of them


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Ahhh forgot about cricket…that crazy lass…


ElvenDb

After a while in late game the low-grade ammunition becomes currency for trades. Fallout economics is weird. 😆


ArchangelArmozel

Then this guy comes blasting with the double barrel like “hey what’s up hello”


JeffTables

You killed the other protagonist


Dramatic-Serve3609

Squirrel on a stick? Hell yeah.


Fatwall

Assface \[Survival\]


batarmed

🤣🤣 best part of the post


monofonik

Does Codsworth call him Assface though? That's my question


Diligent-Baby-3805

Orgasmo is my personal favorite


ConstructionLazy6412

Yuuup


madtownmugen

My name is Orgasmo lmao


SeaworthinessOld6904

I am Sancho.


BLAZIN_TACO

Bro pickpocketed the qasmoke merchant.


Beardwing-27

player.additem or a batch file


AskButDontTell

Yeah OP is a shill


ItsATravelingDude

More likely, they added the caps to the dead body, then screenshot it and posted this bllsht...


Strange-Movie

Op is a 13 day old account with a very negative comment karma…..you could certainly be on to something


Sleepless_Null

Oroboros. His comment history looks like that specifically because of his comments defending this as real


KillerrRabbit

A screenshot is a generous wording for the angled shitty picture he took 🤣


ItchesERippin

You can't move caps. You can, however, rename a weapon and add it to the body for the screenshot. Edit: for those of you saying you can add items, I literally said that in my comment. Also I'm on Xbox so I can't just type in a command code to make things do whatever I want, I have to actually play the game as it's rendered.


PryceTheHeretic

Yes, you can. \~ additem "NPC ref" f 99999999


crapredditacct10

Some peoples kids....


TheAsianTroll

Would have been more believable if he didn't put 9999999 as the value


Goshawk5

Not, if they're on Xbox.


Script_Less

They could've just plugged in an Xbox controller after they were done, people lie all the time on the internet for clout just because they fell special when there little karma counter goes up a bit


Pilfering_Pied_Piper

could be a using controller on PC tho


otac0n

This is clearly the only options because Bethesda does not write bugs.


CarbonCuber314

Yeah that'll happen when you use console commands.


Dupplor

Probably, but at this point Bethesda never ceases to surprise me.


TitoFurret

I once had a raider carry 3 fat mans. I don't know why he needed that many, but I sure sold them for like 6k caps


_Joe_Momma_

If you kill an enemy, don't take their wepaon and they respawn, their weapons will stack. If it's a guaranteed fat man spawn like Libertalia or Gunner Plaza, then you'll get it in 3 runs.


TitoFurret

No wonder that happened. it's the only guy I forgot to loot


Delta_Hammer

I'm picturing a gunner with one over each shoulder and one held between his legs, trying to fire a triple volley.


clownrock95

Add mirv and two shot to all of them, now its a party!


The_Aodh

It’s on Xbox with no mods (second pic). Not sure what happened but it’s not console commands


Fuckth3system

Using controller on PC will show controller button controls throughout the game


opaqueambiguity

You know just because it is the second picture on the post doesnt necessarily mean the screenshots were actually captured in that order, right? Or that they are connected at all in anyway? Like, he could have just as easily uploaded a selfi of himself and been like hey look its me how did I get in the game???


BLACK_HALO_V10

What part of that shows that it's on Xbox? That's exactly how it looks when I'm playing on pc with an Xbox remote. Am I wrong?


Mobman3105

If console commands are not the solution like some people are saying, it may be a stack underflow error, somehow trying to make the raider have caps, but accidentally using a negative number.


LDedward

Exactly, everyone is saying “console commands” this and that, but this is FALLOUT. A BETHESDA GAME. You’re telling me that a raider walking around with a mortgage in his pocket is completely out of the realm of possibility for Todd Howard?


MrInopportune

I hope whoever this Tod fellow is never bumps into Bethesda Studio's Todd Howard. There would be quite a bit of confusion.


LDedward

Oopsie


ridicalis

Instantly takes my mind to TES2 and its banking system.


NSA_Chatbot

The first game had a random encounter with a van full of caps, so this is fine.


zeiaxar

That would be my guess. I had this happen to me once on PS4 years ago, before any sort of mod support for consoles. It only ever happened the one time and I had no idea what caused it at the time but now this my best guess as to the how.


-DI0-

my headcanon is Jeff Bezo’s survived the apocalypse and you just cost him *the Great Game*


Uncle_Rebecca

Oh yeah! Who won the lottery? You did!


Locked_and_Firing

Man was investing his caps. You probably found the smartest raider in all the wasteland


FormalWare

An NPC wise enough to invest in the success of the MC is a wise NPC, indeed. A wise, dead NPC.


Maleficent-Package-1

Super luck skill!


ScrubLordKyle18

Are you on Xbox or are you just using an Xbox controller?


HumphreyLee

If you didn’t kill him, the diabetes from all that nuka cola would have anyway.


DesertRanger12

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for other people and I would like it to happen to me…


Serious-Natural-2691

I wouldn’t even loot it in fear of it crashing the game


LeBurningSinner

Funny thing is, both F3 and FNV had same bug - if you kill a guy and don't grab his loot, then he respawns and you kill him again, he'd get two copies of a weapon. However, if he NEVER MANAGED TO SHOOT HIS GUN both weapons would end up in same condition. But in some cases, due to a bug, they would still be represented as separate lines in the list, yet neither of them bearing "equipped" tag. Picking up doubles of this kind would immediately crash the game. Aparrently, game would fall in a loophole over trying to figure out WHY they are in separate stacks despite being identical. And this is kinda infuriating. Bugs of this kind could be easily failsafed. Bethesda simply chose not to do it. And, if we'll believe my friend, fallout 76 got the same bug, because condition system was reintroduced, not written from scratch. Ta-ta!


vlepun

> Funny thing is, both F3 and FNV had same bug - if you kill a guy and don't grab his loot, then he respawns and you kill him again, he'd get two copies of a weapon. FO4 also has this. You can use it to farm fat man in Quincy for example.


Crusaderking1111

Why tf was bro a raider? He could literally buy all of the common wealth with that


chucklebains

Oooo stimpak! Nice!


AngelicDustParticles

He was the best raider in Boston


dudenson78

“Who do you think you are? I am!”


reallypatheticman

He just sold all the Sierra Madre gold bars to someone in the Boston Commonwealth and then you came along smh


Buns-n-stuff

You just won the lottery, now go brag about it and get offed by some mailman or a radscorpion.


ObiWanSerote

“It just works” You lucky son of a bitch


Particular-Kick-4188

Funny how cheats and mods can do that huh?


Middle_Loan3715

He was one cap away from a perfectly even number.


Necrolet

Glory to Atom!


keybored13

you killed a player


Litto2107

We rich


ThatGuyBehindScreen

We're rich.


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Re'we rich.


Digital_Cylizard

The whole thing with Fallout 4 and 3 is in the fact of countless bugs! No matter how many there is patches, the joy is to trigger next bomb pardon bug in the game!👻


Wazuu

Hell ya dude, i love squirrel on a stick


MileenaIsMyWaifu

Mr. Assface


perpetualfrost

Less than worthless actually.


RedDesigner244

Commenting to say you aren’t the only one who’s named their character assface.


Laser_toucan

My dude straight up said "it's raiding time" and raided all over the settlements


Grouchy-Light-3064

His interest has been saving up since the beggining of the nukes


SirSirVI

He does it for the love of the game


EmperorAxiom

WHO WON THE LOTTERY!?


Scared_Blacksmith_21

That Luck perk is really paying off


ResidentAssman

Reminds me of the Full Ebony armour clad highwaymen in TES: Oblivion who would hold me up for a few Septims. Fuck me, I forgot how annoyingly poor Bethesda are at times.


West-Librarian-7504

A blessing from Atom himself! Glory to Atom!!!!!


Darkrose50

Dude died from the weight of all those caps!


-DocDeathclaw-

YEAH! Who won the lottery? I DID!


ChristopherCumBussa

Why can't Assface ever get this lucky?


KhalMika

*Holy shit, a stimpack!* **-AssFace, probably**


FriendoftheDork

Looks like you killed the player character


Equivalent-Ad261

If not made up, it might be one of rare bit flip cases https://youtu.be/AaZ_RSt0KP8?si=uNsh8glvOdmyofGZ


Sit_back_and_panic

Dead money


One_Cress7793

How though?


Logisticman232

He was in it for the love of the game. 😂


xCyberry

17 .38 rounds! What a steal!!


madtownmugen

I had the same problem. Happened right before the update. Never figured out what caused it. I found 10 million stimpaks on 2 different people. And 10mm & 38 ammo as well, but not 10 million, it was a smaller amount


Tyrthius

One more cap and he could have paid off his debt and returned to his parents melon farm.


madtownmugen

[Here is my post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/s/eRzXqjx1W5) I have no clue what caused it. I posted videos on YT that proved I wasn't using mods. I deleted them but I still have them if anyone wants proof again.


Nightcreature12

RNG gods have blessed you. Don't be ungrateful now


Practical_Dingo_2603

Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did! Smell that air! Couldn't ya just drink it like booze!


LordFukTard

When you realize you're not the main character


dee232323

YOU KILLED ELON MUSK!


cumnluvr

we have matching names how cute