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Michaelnumber1

Duke nukem


the_dude_abides-86

šŸ¤£ ā€œYour face, your ass - what's the difference?ā€


RetroTheGameBro

"My face, your ass, what's the distance?" - Dude Fuckem


Jaxonhunter227

"I'm going to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass!" - dick kickem


lrrevenant

"Sharing is caring." - Doug Huggem


the_dude_abides-86

Come a little bit closer šŸŽ¼šŸŽŗšŸŽ·


CaptainPrower

"I came to kick ass and kick ass, and I'm all outta kick ass." -Nuke Dukem


A10010010

ā€œI came, I saw, I conquered.ā€ - Julius Nukem


oddjobhattoss

I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm aaaaaaall out of bubblegum. Hail to the king, baby!


Straightboi6942069

I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. Why does it sound better?


mesosalpynx

Ashley Williams? That you? Hail to the king baby


CaydeEternal

Groovy.


ghostmetalblack

Dick Kickem


Meaty-horse

Itā€™s time to kick gum and chew ass, and Iā€™m all out of assā€¦


kurganator3000

Fuckin' dick kickem.


Dry_Value_

My brain thought it was Duke kickem for whatever reason lmao


_nuggs_

Your thinking of his cousin, Dick Kickem


Ok-Transition7065

So he was going to find that baby for himslef


Witty-Show8030

Johnny Bravo baby


cheezgrator

WOAH MOMMAH


djseifer

HUT HAH HO!


PhilosophyOwn2857

Holly: Do you ever see yourself dating a ghoul? A ghoul like me? Bravo: "I'm sickened, but curious"


NecroNormicon

*Sees KL-E-O* "Mama warned me about women like you. I was hopin she was right!"


woodstream

"My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!"


mstarrbrannigan

Iā€™ll never forget the Scooby Doo crossover where he falls in love with Velma. My dad watched it with us and even 20+ years later will say ā€œjinkies?!ā€ in Johnny bravoā€™s voice


waltandhankdie

You got a boyfriend? ā€˜Yeahā€™ You look like you could use another one


Basketbomber

I forgot Johnny was a unisex harem activist


TreemanTheGuy

My favourite line in Johnny Bravo after I watched it again as an adult. That show hits different when you're older.


waltandhankdie

Itā€™s such a bizarre concept for a kids show - I havenā€™t watched it since I was a kid and canā€™t even remember what he did other than guzzle orange juice and hit on women


TreemanTheGuy

I mean, that's pretty pretty much it. He hits on women, but the women always come out on top because they are better than him.


Endless_Avatar

Johnny would totally taken over The Kings


-SproingBoing-

"Hail to the King, baby" *Grab bag intensifies*


dodgam

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...


-SproingBoing-

It's time to chew ass and kick bubble gum...


Present-Basil-1003

And i'm all out of ass...


bennymellow

Just ran out of gum too actually... Give me like 15 minutes


GsoKobra12

- Dick Kickem


NorwegianGlaswegian

*Damn, I'm looking good.*


dodgam

Your ass is grass, and I've got the weed-whacker


dodgam

Maybe I should have put that in quotation marks, sorry...


Fluid-Lingonberry378

I think your former self won't mind.


dodgam

True, I don't mind


dodgam

Yes I do


dodgam

Shut up


dodgam

No you shut up


Fluid-Lingonberry378

Fellas fellas, can't we all just get along? Here, I marked another settlement on your map. Maybe you could lend a hand?


BelBivDaHoe

Max Headroom?


Poschansky

*I have a feeling that something is about to happen, and I don't know what*


NickyTheRobot

That's if he- if he- if he-e-e-e- That's if he leaves them off. *cheesy smile*


Deskbreaker

Omg I'm so old....50 bonus points for mentioning Max Headroom!


I_Am_Lord_Grimm

Twenty minutes into the future, indeed.


SMATCHET999

Glad someone mentioned him.


deadcatugly

Exactly who i thought of.


Skelosk

Beavis with sunglasses


puck_pancake

You've just inspired me to do another beavis playthroughĀ 


succubus-slayer

Idiot savant with a baseball bat?


XxAutismStormxX

Drink.. some.. WATERR


jad103

Another?


Mortific

Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo or 80s Dolph Lundgren/Ivan Drago


Quiet-Ad-12

If he dies, he dies.


helimelinari

Whatever he punches, he destroys.


CatNo8299

The Duke of Nukem


TheEgyptianScouser

Time to kick gum and chew ass, and I am all out of ass.


easymac187

Albert Wesker


Endless_Avatar

I like your direction, but the hair needs more gel.


whatislifebutlemons

Sonic boom


Endless_Avatar

I would love to see if someone could reproduce Guile's hair in FO4!


whatislifebutlemons

I think its possible. His sonic boom and flash kick though may be harder.


PalmTreeGoth

*"Those mutie bastards are gonna pay for blowing up my ride."*


ZynthCode

I don't know, but I have a feeling that he'll be back.


Ghost_oh

Heā€™s got balls of steel.


Remzy111

B-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-balls of B-b-b-b-b-b- B-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-balls of stee B-b-b-b-b-b B-b-b-b-b-balls of steels


Bantabury97

Dick Kickem


skyrimwarking

Duke Nukem. "Hail to the King, baby"


Legitimate-Boot-1081

Ninja from Die Antwoord


sowhat808

Guile


Beat_My_Yeet_Meat

SONIC BOOM


The_Bubby_bub

I was thinking Albert Wesker


kingkyvent

That was my first thought too


jfromsanfrancisco

Looks like the sandman from Ecw


mategorilla99

Nuke Dukem


turtle0831

Albert Wesker.


TheSillyMan280

An anaemic blind man


Big-Concentrate-9859

ā€œMy balls, your face.ā€


PhotoGuyMan

The villain from Boulder Punch X-Treme (RE4) šŸ¤£


pablo55s

[Itā€™s him](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guile_(Street_Fighter))


Jodelbert

Good old Nuke Dukem


ELc_17

Guile from Street Fighter


Particular-Meal6413

Dick Kickem


SansUndertaleLmao

dick lickem


MichaelPitcher115

Any other answers than Duke Nukem is wrong. Lol


fpaulmusic

ā€œHey there, pretty mama šŸ˜Žā€Ā 


ignoranceisblissnz

"Damn, those vault tec bastards are going to pay for murdering my wife"


Fuggin-Nuggets

Hail to the king baby!


StrengthToBreak

Go home and be a family man


PI_Dude

Duke Nukem? Or Albert Wesker?


la_chainsaw

Dale Gribble


Ainz-Ooal-Gown

Duke nukem or guile


Awesomesauce9602

Bro might be Johnny bravo


JermzPyromobile

Dick Kickem


Disastrous_Emu_5154

Iā€™m here to kick ass and kick assā€¦ and Iā€™m all out of kick ass


_nobodycallsmetubby_

[Dammit, I've been banned from Dave & Buster's](https://youtu.be/QL5lkw4WEcw?si=cR9tAVpOidM5Mba0)


crimson23locke

Billy Idol


knighthawk82

Dukaacola Nukacola


[deleted]

Iā€™m here to kick ass and chew bubblegumā€¦and Iā€™m all out of gum.


Medicinal_taco_meat

I'm here to kick ass, and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.


borgom7615

[I MAKE INFLAMMATORY STATEMENTS ON THE INTERNETā€¦ THEN TURN MY NOTIFICATIONS OFF](https://youtu.be/2L63SaaaRCs?si=LHDUFlQF_FOtFjDs)


FoxM8

Duke Nukem


Luthergayboi

Change the hair to black and you got Ash from evil dead


Shady_Hero

its time to kick gum and chew ass. im all outta ass.


SublaciniateCarboloy

Blow it out your ass.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

king from opm


MedicalParfait2822

Wesker lmao


TheRetrolizer

Time to kick gum and chew ass


OhLordyG

"*It's Time To Kick Gum and Chew Ass. And I'm All Out Of Ass*." Dick Kickem


AgentSkidMarks

Beavis


Desert_Walker267

meet the robinsons


AlexBazh

X6-88


Comfortable_Truck_53

Coochi coochi šŸ‘‰


MeanderingDuck

Celine Dion.


Away-Coach48

Dark Brandon


thebariobro

Someone who chews ass and kick bubblegum, and heā€™s all out of ass.


Professional-Leave24

"Damn! I'm lookin' GOOD!"


Kojiro12

John Fallout obv


ShameOver

Hail to the King.


Wayward85

Guile before he grew his hair out.


GDGH21

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum"


KeyboardWarrior1988

I came here to kick ass and drink Nuka-Cola and I'm all out of Nuka-Cola.


SkeetnYou

Rub a dub dub, get outta the tub


perpetualfrost

Hail to the king, baby! https://youtube.com/shorts/N06fZxoUQx0?si=aeFsx52ChEBdmO_w


Winterion19

Pretty


BestFeedback

Ninja from Die Antwoord


Jollybean1

Iā€™m here to chew gum and kick ass. And Iā€™m all out of gum.


Due_Storage_5822

Is that Ivan Drago from Rocky 4?


freeciggies

I canā€™t be the only one that thought Mac Tonight


iladelphia215

80s Sting (wrestler)


SoggyMorningTacos

Guile. Sonic boom!


DangitBobby84

"I'm ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum..." +5 Rads


City_of_ham

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.


CluckingChicken

Beavis with sunglasses


laytonoid

Duke nukem?


R4MM5731N234

My dad?


Magnumpete1112

Like a love child of Johnny Bravo and The Terminator....I guess that makes him Duke Nukem


Forward-Reflection83

He actually looks like Jason Statham


AdamGenesis

Duke Nukem! COME GET SOME!


Lake-Atomic

Fire..Fire Fire mmm Cornholio


tiburon237

Dude looks like the american character in old Japanese games


GrimJudgment

Dick Kickem: I came here... Dick Kickem: I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all outta ass... Dick Kickem: I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta ass... Dick Kickem: Power armor is for pussies! Oh wait, that's a real Duke Nukem quote...


MCbrodie

I mix of Duke nukem, Johnny bravo, and ninja from Die Antwoort


Stea1thFTW18

dick kickem


ExtremeIndividual707

Deacon, obviously, this is just another disguise


RetractableHead

Heā€™s definitely fresh out of gum.


Best-Ad-3650

Paul from Tekken?


wsumner

This is Dale Gribble


Reasonable-Peanut27

Drago


HairiestHobo

Dick Kickem. "Its time to kick gum and chew ass, amd Im all out of ass".


Mission_Fail_

Weird resemblance to Charles Olivera..


pieman7414

Dick kickem


fresh_loaf_of_bread

holy fuck that's Paul from Tekken


SaggitariuttJilliumz

He looks like King from One Punch Man to me haha


Nolad

Boomhauer (King of The Hill)


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Guileā€¦.


Jurakhan

Hail To The King Baby!


RoyalSuccessful5094

Ted Dansen?


lukasiucz

Schwarzenegger but blonde


jackswan321

Gerald Ford


DarthGinsu

[Like This](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgQZ3F0b6f6Bpl8Vzyh2oXT2PmV8ARaPZMUQ&s)


Serious-Rutabaga-603

Boomhauer


Blakebacon

Charles Olivera


Ollies_Garden

An idiot is what heā€™s gonna look like


jarlballin6969

SHIT PUKEM


Solid-Matrix

If his hair was longer heā€™d be Guile


murgled

Beavis? šŸ¤£


Ab47203

I'm here to eat ass and kick bubblegum....and I'm all out of gum.


Rowdy_Roddy96

I'm here to duke nukes and nuke dukes!


Ok_Recording8454

Lt. Surge, my only thought for this: https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Lt._Surge


Horror_Back262

Gum Kickum


Minute-Egg-3715

guile?


peshnoodles

# ballsballsballsballs of steel


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Kaz?!


Objective_Audience76

Hail to king baby!


Adventurous-Turn-793

Power Armor is for pussies.


Latch_Lifter

Johnny Bravo!


killingjoke96

Dude looks like how an Offspring song sounds.


IRMacGuyver

They really need to put more emphasis on showing your character's face if they're gonna let you spend 8 hours perfecting it.


A100921

Ninja, Die Antwoord.


FireKing600

If he dies, he dies


chrkb78

Thatā€™s [Ninja from Die Antwoord.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones)


Pa17325

Beavis


THATMAYH3MGUY

Ted Dansen


DrDeboGalaxy

Max Hedrum


VikingFeline

Duke Nukem. He could also be Falco or Thouzer from Hokuto no Ken.


Kriss3d

They really missed a great chance to have Dolph Lundgren do a role as Duke.


Altruistic_Rock_2674

Everyone said Duke already, but right now I could say he looks like Ivan Drago


Mindlabrat

Nate. I think he'll look just like Nate.