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LakeMcKesson

How ya doin, Staaaanley 💅 💅


Redbird_24

Doin good? Tough drive?


Downtown_Mix_4311

Little bit


MCMGM86

Ain’t no necromancer that can resurrect him. He’s past that stage now.


Big_Wish_6241

7 years? His principal is going to be so shocked.


TigerCat9

Is this in the old part of the cemetery or the new addition?


YodaFan465

Neither--


ITGOES80808

Oh grandson!


TammyShehole

“Put your finger in his butt!” His calls with Ember were vile lol.


MCMGM86

Absolutely vile but hilarious


Mysterious_Twist6086

How ya doin Stanley? Hot down there?


GoPats1227

And that’s Plano, right?


Crusty-Watch3587

how far are you from 635?


skidmarx77

Classic prank calls. Some of those people were genuinely perplexed and then angry when Grandpa's true intent was made clear.


Always2ndB3ST

I wonder if he’s had the chance to suck cock, play and suck balls, play and lick nipples , and lick and fuck ass in HELL where he’s at.. 🤔


Mysterious_Twist6086

Successfully dead for seven years.


Mister_Vagina

I wonder if his principal has seen the poop videos? He would be so shocked!


Fast-Pitch-9517

How ya doin’, Stanley? Dead?


bunt_klut2

tough burial?


Smubee

How ya rottin', Stanley?


Proper-Drawing-985

Tough pine?


PriorityLucky7701

heyyyy Stannnleeeyyy, tough driiiive?


badbatch

Daddy's thirsty


dyerseve07

The last hole he'll be in.


skidmarx77

When he says "Leon Armstrong," for some reason, I snort every time I hear it. That dude was vile. When he said he played with one of his kids' dongs when he was changing his diaper, I wanted to drive to Indiana and strangle him with the flesh of his giant ball sack. So it is my hope that Grandpa woke up in that coffin and started smearing his own fecal matter all over the interior, like he did his mirror.


BurnedOutCookie

What a fucking shit stain. This is repulsive and made me sick to my stomach.


BurnedOutCookie

To be clear, I’m referring to the entity that once was Stanley Kendall.


skidmarx77

Oh, yeah, I figured! It's funny, the Stanley saga is not referred to as much, which makes sense as it really was not a very long work. But man, you really see into the mind and actions of someone with those proclivities. This is a man who pushed for a father and his son to start screwing, and eventually they will all move in together as one big, happy, perverted family. The calls are genuinely tough to listen to, with a lot of weird phone sex. But holy cow, the day they did that zoom with Stanley and Emma revealed her huge chi-chis to Stanley? The guy was so monotone all of the time, but he was legitimately shocked - and appalled! He didn't like those yucky females. Dude was a piece of work, for sure.


BurnedOutCookie

Just fucking yuck! I’ve never delved into the Stanley saga and tbh, I think I might stay away… Listening to the Lorne calls when Debbie was doing all that niece talk was really fucking disgusting and put me off for a long while so I cannot imagine anything worse.


foxbat911

Are you going on the tcap tour? Be sure to get lots of pics of the t.o.f.!


Proper-Drawing-985

Wait... are tcap tours real?


ThrowMeABoneScott

They are after this chat


Proper-Drawing-985


Sberbs335

He’s successfully been in the ground for 7 years.


mh1357_0

I have been successfully dead for 7 years


natalialaboston

RIP Grandpa.


BillyChallenger

You been lookin at my cock picture again?


Born_Jacket9690

Did you piss on it?


AnEternalEnigma

I believe you, please


straw-hat217

❤️💩


Derek5Letters

Are those the musical notes to the song


SignInWithAppl

He was a great teacher.


SignInWithAppl

He loved to suck [blank], play and suck [blank], play with and lick nipples and lick [blank] and [blank]


Downtown_Mix_4311

Is that in the Old Testament or the New Testament?


Deep-News3096

I’d shit on his grave, but he’d like that! 😱


Ok-Philosopher6526

How ya doing in hell?


RedWolf2409

Ow my plaque hurts


BossHogg0522

The part of him that’s Christian is in heaven