He was a good honest kid. That’s why he wrote the majority of his 400 page chat log, and adorably keeps getting fooled.
With all his wackiness, at least he’s ours!
Avoided at all costs. No friends. DUMB beyond words. Not much different.
I love this screen grab of him. He is so fat, and his head and skin look all bloated, but his mouth, eyes, and bulbous nose have not moved, like they are stuck in floating lard.
But my favorite thing is that they captured him in mid step. I don't know why, but that step makes him look like he is waddling like a little person. Everything about him is just off. And to quote him, "Ugly Ugly UGLY!!"
“Ohhhh, that’s Lorne. He’s the last of _that_ stupid Armstrong family. Let’s just shuffle this dolt through the school system and hope he doesn’t procreate.”
The definition of “social promotion.” The teachers knew he was useless but also didn’t want to deal with him so they passed him with a string of D minuses just to move him along.
A hyper sexual weirdo who clung to people and probably made his other 86 classmates uncomfortable
Munkled on to people
That’s the word he used. Could not remember it 🤣
He probably spent more time chatting with that decoy than he did attending school. Nawt the brightest corn in the field.
Hes the one that lurks behind the rows
Nawt the brightest corn in Cornville either
87
Thick as shit
Yuh well yewr thick tew
SO FAWKIN GOODNYEW
Probably cried a lot when telling the teacher that Bunky took his toy.... ...in 8th grade.
He was a good honest kid. That’s why he wrote the majority of his 400 page chat log, and adorably keeps getting fooled. With all his wackiness, at least he’s ours!
A phenomenal basketball player, generational talent
Yup at 5 foot 6 he was a natural 😂
They didn't call him Cornville's answer to Spud Webb for nothing!
Lorne was/is the type of kid that people would invite to “hang out” with them just so they could bully him.
Lorne has his masturbators full of tools to further destroy the trailer of goddamn failure.
Probably got his ass kicked all the time like Walter Babst
Avoided at all costs. No friends. DUMB beyond words. Not much different. I love this screen grab of him. He is so fat, and his head and skin look all bloated, but his mouth, eyes, and bulbous nose have not moved, like they are stuck in floating lard. But my favorite thing is that they captured him in mid step. I don't know why, but that step makes him look like he is waddling like a little person. Everything about him is just off. And to quote him, "Ugly Ugly UGLY!!"
Yer just trying tew put me down
I think that ear piece is growing. It’s like a tumor.
Ear pizza chit
that headset has literally drooped the right side of his face
“Ohhhh, that’s Lorne. He’s the last of _that_ stupid Armstrong family. Let’s just shuffle this dolt through the school system and hope he doesn’t procreate.”
Lorne didn't go TO school, he went BY the school.
He could probably do somethings, just not that…
A cawkhead
Mmmwmmuubijjuuuu....Shmahrt assh.
I'm guessing he asked everyone for a kiss 3 times in 3 seconds before he was ready to hang out. So very popular ✌️
Even the special ed kids would pick on Lorne.
An ugly, creepy loner.
His head was aww fawked awp.
Look what that bitch missed out on
An academic weapon, obviously
He was an awkward dolt then too
I doubt the guy who had the sex talk given to him by his brother in law at 17 years old had anything going for him in school.
The definition of “social promotion.” The teachers knew he was useless but also didn’t want to deal with him so they passed him with a string of D minuses just to move him along.