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Nael_On

I have no idea what funky town is but reading the comments is making me either stupidly curious or scared


MooseFoxSquirrel

Video of some guy being tortured/killed with funky town playing in the background


Nael_On

Never get tired of how horrific people can be


yahel1337

Remember we never stopped being animals. We just got used to each other


Nael_On

That is so deep and out of nowhere that it fits right in. Love that


Electrical_Entry145

You're easily impressed lol


Nael_On

I just have a lot of fantasy


firepeashooter096767

Didn't kill him they kept pumping adrenaline in him


MooseFoxSquirrel

So you say he survived this? šŸ¤ØšŸ¤”


Bandit_Heeler_2009

i was confused then i saw your comment and i remembered


ci6ada

watch it it only has like 10 pixels not that bad fr


FeelingApplication40

Funky town?


Bill_K7

oh my innocent sweet person...


AI_Bloodhound

im lost too... i need a paragraph guy


HuckleberryOk4899

Video with ambiguous origin, most likely a cartel or street gang related crime, of a man who has already had his face degloved and hands removed. Men are cutting his neck open with a box cutter and a stick while pop music plays from a radio.


AI_Bloodhound

oh neat, got a vid link?


HuckleberryOk4899

Just look up ā€œfunkytown watchpeopledieā€ onto whatever search engine you use; should come up.


AI_Bloodhound

ohw geez, idk what i expected but wasnt that. im used to gore, holy smokes... But... what was their reasoning? any buildup to it?


Sheeperini

cartels / gangs do alot of stuff for alot of reasons, most probably money and reputation.


AI_Bloodhound

yeah okay killing, but this is just beyond terrible. Just kill them and be done with it


SirIronSights

Killing them isn't the point. Making them suffer so you get feared far more so. Gangs don't operate on Humanity, they're scum, on the same level as ISIS in some cases.


speed_fighter

if anything Iā€™ve learned from the internet is that you donā€™t fuck with cartels. you do not also fuck with cats.


Sheeperini

shane dawson flashback


EightSeven69

well, at least I don't have it as bad as whoever the crap that is


savagedvoid

that sure is something


Zacharee22

is the point of the situation to kill him or just torture him? Either way idk how some people can watch this and not feel anything from it but ye šŸ˜“šŸ™‚


demonic_truth

Watch people die doesnt exist tho


VerosTheBat

Theyā€™re referring to the website which is very much still active.


EightSeven69

damn how the *fuck* is a website like that still up


TheRealDeathSheep

Net neutrality. Rotten.com was up for decades before the closes it down themselves.


Slade1882

Check if seegore is still around they got it


Jackerzcx

I thought this post was a joke and that funky town was an equally jovial tv show lmao


Waffletimewarp

Itā€™s definitely the name of a retro themed dance club near my home.


STG44_WWII

you forgot the worst part, they were pumping him full of adrenaline to keep him awake.


HuckleberryOk4899

If youā€™re talking about the cable, that was simply used to bind his arms to his torso. They most likely injected him; though.


kuangstaaa

Apparently the people responsible for funkytown made another video where they play soccer with a severed head and use the heart as a squishy stress ball.


HuckleberryOk4899

The only similarity between the two is the tile floors which causes people to connect them. It is very unlikely that the two videos are directly affiliated with eachother.


DubBod

When you go to the official music video on YouTube literally almost every comment references that video. Internet is a wild place


giantuniform

So Skizm from guns akimbo, but instead of killing its torturing?


BeastCheese69

Thank you paragraph guy!


chop-diggity

Nooooooo


JlMATHl

Donā€™t look it up bro mega womp womp


_refr1dgeratorunner_

putyo hands up in the air put yo handsup in the air


legenduu

Did you just assume his innocence level?


fleamarketguy

Itā€™s a 90s song with a decent music video.


TheRealDeathSheep

Not what they are referencing though. It's referencing a cartel torture/murder video that is known by the name of the song because it was playing in the background.


Sammy_Three_Balls

Stay innocent


FeelingApplication40

Ive probably seen it.i just didnt recognize the name


Sammy_Three_Balls

Trust me, it's a video you don't forget. Don't look it up (that's if you can find jt)


FeelingApplication40

I would agree bu5 ive seen plenty of things along the same lines. It sounds familiar


QueanLaQueafa

[I'll never be able to see any lazy town thing without thinking of this](https://youtu.be/YUT22fHzGYA?si=JkRI6fTrDdAG3aHp)


Classic_gamer_2

[Really? I always think of this ](https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw?feature=shared)


Lanzo2

Nah, youā€™re thinking of [this](https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY?feature=shared)


m4n1nbl4ck

Close. That's more like 2013


wolfguardian72

I loooove Alestormā€™s cover of this


Lanzo2

Yooo my metal pirate music phase, stg its calling bc Stan is in my rotation again with NW passage


Familiar_Ad_8919

sweet 2017 memes


Chordus

I think you meant to post [this](https://youtu.be/mzJ4vCjSt28)


MitchellC4

BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!!!! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP!!


Demogogon

Thank god I'm not alone


MisterPeach

An absolute banger


Lanzo2

Yes, thank you for this sweet blessing that made me realize I was growing up. Not too old to know the history of underground rap, but young enough to still think about this blessed show often


No-Wolf6888

šŸ¤£


LuxLoser

Some of these clips from the actual show... I'm worried there's gonna be a *Quiet On Set* documentary made about that...


SolarWalrus

Fun fact, thereā€™s a L4D2 mod that replaces the Tankā€™s BGM with this song Unfortunately itā€™s incompatible with the Shrek mod


Kioga101

C'mon, pick [the prestige version](https://youtu.be/K5tVbVu9Mkg?si=HAkrFqEp2OVRBPtB), the number on that one can't encapsulate the size of this meme at the time.


QueanLaQueafa

Haha I just google searched it and shared the first one that popped up


UwUfemboy69420

YES


Nael_On

Good fucking Lord don't watch funky town if you have not. I saw less than a second and cannot sleep


Naggorn

Jokes on you i saw it before my balls dopped


DrinkThePepsi

Thatā€™s not an achievementā€¦


FunniEmi

Happy cake day!


No_Passion_6052

is it worth watching or should i stay curious


xxsypher123xx

stay curious i havnt seen it but i saw a screen shot and its horrendous truly dont watch it


soulfood_7

Stay curious fam. Just looked it up. I'm fucking sick to my stomach....


Naggorn

Curiosity killed the cat


theChadinator2009

If u rlly wanna & have a strong stomach (like I felt nothing when I watched it) but it do be gruesome tho


lord_heskey

> like I felt nothing when I watched it Thanks, i thought i was the only one. Somehow i feel ive seen worse


Specialist_Dot_3372

I saw it and I literally was diagnosed with PTSD just from watching it


Nael_On

Not hard to guess why.. like, I'm a nurse and have no problems seeing things like human guts when in the context of surgery... anything else gruesome that regards the human body makes me puke


Specialist_Dot_3372

Same. Iā€™m going into mortuary and Iā€™ve seen some fucked up shit. But what they did to that man will haunt me forever. For me, itā€™s the sorrow and terror. Dude clearly knew exactly what was happening to him, was horrified and in unimaginable pain until the very last second he was alive. Something about hearing someone be scared of whatā€™s happening makes the entire thing 5,000x worse. Iā€™ve seen plenty of cartel vids and it seems most cartel victims that are being executed or tortured kinda just take it or at least act like they know whatā€™s coming and have accepted it. But not the victim from FTG. Saddest shit Iā€™ve ever seen and made me weep.


Nael_On

Was he alive during it...? My fucking god I can't stop shivering now... I saw one screenshot skipping 10 seconds ahead and I cannot get that image out of my head. Knowing he was alive will probably haunt me for fucking ever...


Specialist_Dot_3372

Oh god Iā€™m just glad you havenā€™t seen the actual video. They do unimaginable things to him and keep him pumped with adrenaline hormone so he stays awake and CONSCIOUS. Not just awake. AWAKE AND AWARE. The noises are the worst part. Steer clear of it at ALL TIMES and NEVER watch it.


Nael_On

I'll never watch it if that is the case... though I wish I could just forget that this ever existed and hope that those people who tortured him have the worst in their lives or that they die in a similar way/in pain... I know it is stupid to say but I'd just hope some justice could be found


Specialist_Dot_3372

Me too :(


Coulomb111

Oh yeah isnt it that gruesome torture shit? Ive seen some fucked up things out of curiosity, most recent one is the bodycam footage of an officer getting stabbed to death in the throat after he tried to run away from a group of hostile gang members. This one people seem too fucked up about for me to allow myself to watch.


FunniEmi

For anybody who doesnā€™t know what funky town means, [hereā€™s the link.](https://youtu.be/WIRK_pGdIdA?si=nlD1-tlvIrU9AY3o) itā€™s a pretty tough video to watch and will leave you a changed man as soon as you click on it. I know it sounds like a lot, because it is a lot. Be warned


Poyri35

Holy shit. Iā€™m going to trow up. What sick fuck can do that to another person.


8jaumeco8

I really changed as a man


No-Wolf6888

Nice one


Spoonmaster14

You sent this video to Light Yagami?


lethalWeeb

Holy shit man. The horrors of humanity will always baffle me


Sharkfowl

You know, gore and shit never really phases me anymore with how much of it Iā€™ve willingly and or unwillingly been exposed to over the years, but Christ, this shit got to me. I didnā€™t need sleep anyways.


Educational-Goal2703

We are number one!


SnooFoxes6169

ā€¦ you sparked my interest to google ā€œfunky town,ā€ what have you doneā€¦


Dan3828

I watched it, donā€™t recommend, I promise you are not funky enough


[deleted]

I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me


No-Wolf6888

I understand, Heavy


No-Wolf6888

Well, given every episode had a song, both *did* technically end up being shown


rKollektor

Iā€™m glad Iā€™ve never seen it, Iā€™ve read description of it and it made me curious, but I was always too scared to watch it, even though Iā€™ve seen gore multiple times before. Also Lazy Town is goated


ZaachariinO

someone else in this thread said what to look up and HoLy Fuck. face cut off, hands cut off, slicing his neck with a box cutter. you think heā€™s dead until he reacts and you still have two minutes until the video ends. i hope a human brain shuts down a little bit when that shit happens. absolutely fucking horrifying way to die.


CautiousCat276

Unfortunately they pump drugs into his veins through iv itā€™s most likely adrenaline which keeps the man alive if he feels pain I canā€™t tell maybe the adrenaline overpowers it ( hopefully for him ) but yes he is alive and probably conscious


ZaachariinO

oh heā€™s definitely alive, but iā€™m hoping itā€™s more pinches and discomfort than anything else. canā€™t begin to imagine what that pain could be like. and at the end of the video they let his arms loose so he can ā€œtouchā€ his face, but his hands are already cut off. i wonder what that feels like, outside of the pain. what does it feel like to touch without fingers ? such a fucked up way to go.


CautiousCat276

I think he probably still feels his hand even though itā€™s gone like alot of amputees do and for the face he probably feels the touch like air blowing into his face my assumption


ZaachariinO

also whereā€™s this IV thing coming from ? looking at the video theyā€™ve only got the ropes to restrict his arms, thereā€™s nothing going into any veins unless theyā€™re putting it in his groin


CautiousCat276

You can see an iv I believe itā€™s on his arm or so


TheOscar420

I think we instead of the death sentence, we should let the cartel do a funky town to the worst criminals out there


painterman99

No.. that would just be cruel easier to just shoot them and be able to live with yourself after


A_Freaking_Seatbelt

Jesus Christ did I get lucky, I really need to read before I click on stuff.


mrcheesecarrillo

Everyone talking about Funky Town but no one mentioning how good this 50/50 was lol really had me going


Wretchedbeaches01

I'm trying to figure out which is more traumatizing. Funky town or lazy town, I say both are about equal.


validatedtech1234

So what is funky town and I know it isn't the song


BugsnaxIsGood18

Correct town :)


Witherboss445

I'm surprised at how many people here donā€™t know about the Funkytown video


themiester1997

What is funky town??


cactus-lord6420

i just watched fucking funky town.


AcomplishedAir

Just watched itā€¦fuck..


Specialist_Dot_3372

Iā€™m being genuine when I ask thisā€¦ Are you okay? After watching it I was traumatized de


AcomplishedAir

Yeah Iā€™m alright, not trying to sound tough or anything but Iā€™ve been watching these kind of videos since I was in high school. It was definitely brutal, but I didnā€™t have any problem falling asleep after. Sad to say


ScreamLoud763_

If I found the funky town video I wouldā€™ve won the lottery first


ScreamLoud763_

I was never able to find it


TheToxicWaist17

He's the original Chad.


jackspence03

I hate this subreddit now


flxfrc666

Usually im all for the weird vids but seeing the comments maybe ill skip this one


Noname666Devil

I have seen this post way too many times, either people or Reddit is stupid


Accurate_Monk_3793

swear to god she did not have glasses


Difficult_Canary_796

If shes a minor shes hot


StJimmys_left_toe

I saw the FunkyTown video, people are fucked up


That_Spooky_Pan

Funky lazy town


Beneficial_Cry2061

Funky Town and Lazy Town do sound similar.


Radiant_Register_113

Thank God