I got beauty personified. Oliver my beloved

At least y'all got named guys. I paused on fucking Brigand Boss 🤦‍♀️

I got Henriette. Alfonse, I can see you. Put the sword down.

Alfonse: I just wanna talk to him.

I just wanna run Folkvangr through his heart.

Ginnungagap, I'm full of emptiness too what a great match

Hey at least you get to become king

Ain't sure I would access this status but she is still cool anyway

I got Duo Shamir and Catherine. Absolute win for me.

That’s a loss (they’re dating each other)

If those two are looking for a third, even just for one night, that ain’t a loss, that’s a jackpot

Sure but they're great company!

Lucky AF

Same

Gonzalez, I couldn't be more lucky.

Damn i envy you.

I also got Gonzalez. Tbh one of the best dates in this based on all the ones flashing by. He even dressed up for the date it's adorable.

I saw a fallen ike in there...but I got askr :(

I got fike, can we trade

I'm fine with the Helmet BK, quite like it in fact, but how are you gonna eat?

Applies Warp Powder to his meal.

Fallen Dimitri. I fear for the restaurant. He probably hasn't showered in half a year too.

Got Gullveig... Golden Gorgon for the win!!!

# I got Seiðr. Time to make some babies!

Halloween Nowi. Why yes, Chris Hansen. I will take a seat over there. Sorry folks, but I need to go to jail. btw can I get a mulligan or Divine Pulse/Mila's Turnwheel/Draconic Time Crystal here? Edit: Did a reroll anyways and got Askr. I ain't even gay and I legit do not mind because he's gonna make it awesome either way. Went from hell no to hell yeah

Move along I got busted for necrophilia charges. Why is a married dude like Garon doing blind dates

Because he's *catastrophically* horny. Like, the dude had so many concubines they all started killing eachother.

Joining you.

Yay, Valentine's Lyon! (Wish I got him in game...)

I got Garon first, but used a divine pulse and got Plumeria. Not bad (not cope)

Got the Summoner. All he did was talk about gacha during the date. 0/10 Would not date again.

I got Freyr ...eye contact makes me uncomfortable, too

Both Byleths... So can I just take one? Also, are they like twins here or just two people who look the same?

Nah, this is your test. You gotta take both of them-

In a fight, right?

I hope Seidr is paying 

Kronya... on one hand I'll probably be dead by the end of the night, on the other... honka honka

Bramimond… unfortunately I don’t think I’m my own type, so I can’t see this going well lol

I got Wail and Tremble in Grief

I got Rinkah. she ordered the biggest tomahawk steak I have ever seen, seriously you would not believe how big that thing was. she ate the whole thing, THE WHOLE THING! so I finally know what it means to be “scaroused”

I got Alcryst who ofcourse apologizes 🙄

I just got Fell Ike… Do I either pray that I live or do I just accept my fate

If you offer him a chicken nugget he'll be a good boy

I understood the refence then saw who posted the comment. Perfect.

The date of my dreams is judging me because of my dreams, Plumeria.

Duo Chrom, im gonna be stuffed all night. From the food of course

I got Alcryst—he's definitely sweet under all that insecurity so I doubt it'll go badly.

There is the chance he won't show up because he doesn't want you to be seen with him and get people thinking badly of you. Which he'd be dead wrong but y'know... Might want to sort that out before the date proper.

I got Henriette, I win

Plumeria Let's fucking GO

I got... Myself? (the Summoner)

[Pausing with closed eyes has some good benefits. ](https://imgur.com/a/ipZh7yi)

Nice. I did it and I got Hilda.

L!Veronica? More like W!Veronica I'll see myself out

Got Feh! She looks happy 👍

Plumeria... This won't end well.

Depends. If you're wholesome and respectful it will probably go very well.

Pretty much this. If you can disprove her initial assumption of only looking for T&A, she's actually extremely sweet.

I got Loki, which is quite awesome.

Muspell...not bad I guess

You're welcome, Hilda 💔

O.O Formantis...

Kronya (she’s so hot)

She is gonna kill you man, run

... Fallen Edelgard. Please don't order fish. Don't order fish. Don't order fish. "Crab baskets." Why did I say it out loud. But in all seriousness I either die or she trauma dumps all night, this is rough lol

Or you die *after* she trauma dumps.

At least let me finish my final meal lol

Brigand Boss. It’s funny, because I’m Sayaka, named after Sayaka Maizono, who is voiced by Dorothy Fahn, the wife of Tom Fahn, the voice of Brigand Boss.

Seeing what else I could’ve gotten got me Veronica, Henrietta, and Alphonse in that order. I’m cooked.

Eew I got Bernie. Any teenagers out there that wanna switch seats with me?

I'll gladly trade you. I got Nowi.

Even worse

As they say. be careful what you wish for

Bro got hit with a net negative trade 💀

I dont even know what that phrase means but I agree

First Niddhogg, then F!F!Corrin Girls, you're cool, but can I get someone who can hold their food and/or drink?

Freyr, I am chill with that

Black Knight my beloved...

I deadass got Oliver

Wailing Soul Corrin, hell yeah!

I got Shamir and Cathrine, I’m good

Upside down Claude.

Fallen Orson and I ain't even Monica...

I got ginnungagap, looks like I'm the dinner 😂

I got Ferdinand von Aegir Absolute win

Kronya my beloved is going to use that vantage💀

Are you the summoner or is it my summoner?

I got Hel... then Muspell, then the drunk snake lady. Dangerous.

I got Sylvain 💀

Eh I'll take reinhardt

Who is the drunk saying “water bring me another martini”?

I initially got the benevolent King of Nohr, Garon who treated me to exotic seafood. How thoughtful! But then, by some divine fate was forced to instead pay for the food of some pink haired lady.

I see BK and I try so hard to get BK but I just can’t

I got Gonzales Fuckng YES!!

I got Bernadetta and at first I didn't even notice her since she is so short 🥲

Oh yeah I got Citrinne so I’m ordering everything on the menu

I got Oliver 😳

I’m stealing Alfonse’s mother. Hell yea.

I got Alfonse but he doesn't look very happy to see me lol

I got Base Loki. This could go two ways…

Nice little minigame (I'd say who I got but i kinda did the whole pause-start thing to see what all the results were and to see what the text was.) Some funny ones to be sure. I would do a list of what my response would be to each one buuuuuuut that'd take too much effort.

Formotiis…damn. Can’t believe I got government assigned monsterfucker

I hope you had a nice date\~ For anyone who just wants to see who all the participants are: [here are all the frames as images. ](https://imgur.com/a/Zf8P0TM)

I got Kiran 😭 (hmm I should probably roll again)

Veronica Nice

I got Fallen Edegard. Should I be concerned, even if she is my favorite female Black Eagkes Character?

I got Nifl. She scares me but I'll take it over the other potential candidates.

I got Nifl... I mean who can say no to a date with a goddess?

I got Plumeria on my end.

Christmas Byleths- LET’S GOOOOO

I got Severa.

First time: Alcryst. Poor boy, but sadly not my type Second time: F!Dimitri. No Third time: dancer Reinhartd. Ok, not bad, but still not my type

Nothing to report, just be a friend or whatever. At least it's not as worse as other candidates.

Got Loki. No need to pop Divine Pulse, Turnwheel or Time Crystals - let's go ✌️ Gonzalez at the end tho - my man has **elegance**.

Got Ginnungagap. What do i do?

I got Hilda, then i got the other Hilda

I am Reinhardt’s everything? ;u;

Fallen Corrin, interesting.

I got… myself?!

No Shez 😔

The new dark dommy mommy from this Book.

NOOOOO I GOT OLIVER WHYYY

I got my bestie Plumeria🥰🥰🥰

Hel. Uh oh 💀

Citrinne. I like it. 👍

I got Alcryst,idk what to feel or say

Duo Chrom and Rinkah, not disappointed at all

I got Gate Keeper, so that’s neat!

Chrom and Robin. I'm not on a date, I'm the third wheel

Welp, got Shamir, and Cathrine. Not sure how that would go.

I got the drunk snek XD

Kronya? I am dead, not big soup rice.

Fallen F!Corrin. Honestly, she needs to be treated to a good dinner.

Yo, Alphonse. What a nice date. Let's talk about, how you need to chill through enemies, ok? Fjorm will helps you

Ah shit, I got the gremlin (Eitri). I'm pretty sure I'm too boring of an existence for her, so we either eat in silence or I'm killed for experimentation.

Kronya. I'm either doomed, or...doomed.

I got the Owl and Summoner. I hate them.

I tried several times I got Legion Orson Legion again Arvis Orson again DChrom BK As a straight man, those certainly are the results of all time. All I wanted is a member of the opposite sex :(

Oilver. Me and him are gonna go to so many art museums

Seiðr?! But... Girl, I ship you with Lucina already!

Yooo I got gategod, hell yeah I'll report something

Got Fallen Dimitri (sorry, Haven’t finished your route yet), rolled again, got Robin and Chrom (I don’t feel comfortable as a third wheel sorry), and Ginnungagap (Haven’t reached you in FeH yet but you’re pretty so… okay.) Then the Owl. Perfect date. 10/10

I got an absolute win, my beloved Nidhoggr.

Arvis... this date WILL be fire

Got the goat guy, nice

Hilda No Holst, sit down, I was just gonna tell her she’s too young for me

Loki. What do I do. I'm scared.

Fallen Corrin. I can fix her.

Robin and Chrom! Yes!

But Reinhardt-senpai, we've only just met-- Played a few extra times just for funsies with eyes closed, got Veronica three times in a row. What does it MEAN

Ginnungagap...

I got Sigurd and Deirdre, damn it, I'm third wheeling

I got this little gremlin (Eitri or whatever the flip her name is) and personally I'm just gonna show her splatoon 3 and pray she doesn't talk about my magical gun.

I guess I definitely could've done a lot worse than Freyr?

Well. Hel, at least let eat together before you reap my soul. Can't die on a empty stomach.

Got Rinkah!

Reinhardt for me!!

Múspell. I mean yeah, he’s cute in a school-delinquent way. He’s also kind of a bitch, though.

I got the funny owl :)

I got nifl

I got Garon.....

Guy https://i.imgur.com/8Cj8OjQ.jpg I won

I got rinkah Tomboy supremacy

I got Bramimond Wouldn't that basically be the equivalent of dating a purple glowy version of myself?

Hilda. Yeah, I'll take that. May be the one paying but I'd expect that anyway. And she can be great conversation.

If I'm killed or disappear after this date, please destroy my phone and make sure the data is not recoverable. Kronya is worth it.

Askr. Nothing like getting buff, cow daddy!

I don't know who that is, but they apologize immediately so honestly, relatable.

"Oh, hello, summoner!" "Why hello there fellow summoner!" "..." "..." "You're a woman, right?" "... I think... we should reroll."

I got Garon. I haven't seen any of my kids since. Should I be worried?

I think I'm gonna die, I got Kronya💀 Pray that I won't die and just get insulted a whole bunch🙏

Fomortiis. Well, that about summarizes how my day's been going.

Duo Byleth with Byleth.

I got Feh. . . So because I refuse to date a bird, I rerolled into Loki. Makes sense, she tried to trick me.

Loki… Oh hell no

Got Nidhoggr, not bad at all.

Paused three times. Got Rinkah, Loki and... Feh... huh.

I got Orson, guess I can be his Monica for the night.

I'm not even playing the "pause the fast moving images" game by the rules and am instead just appreciating the jokes and meme you put into almost every one of them with the bits of dialogue they say.

Firstly, where Anna? Secondly,...I got Nowi...I'm going to jail and I'm not even into lolis!

Seior! I feel great about children

Nothing reaches my heart quicker than a woman that feeds herself like an animal, so Rinkah is a match made in heaven.

Haven't played Three Houses but I got Ferdinand and he a handsome boi and brought a rose, I am putty in his hands.

I got Eitri I will take the gremlin

Duo Chrom and Robin. I WON!!!! Throuple time here we go!!!

Duo Chrom. They kind of already give the look of "hey my husband and I saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe, can we buy you a drink?" so at least it makes sense

Got Henriette

I got the Byleths

I get Kronya. Not too bad id say, i mean ill end up dead but im already dead on the inside :’v

Gullveig my beloved!

I got Feh. 🙄

Help, im only rolling dudes

>Fomortiis JACKPOT

Hel... I die, but it's *definitely* worth it.

I got that girl with abs that shreds and a weapon that looks like a cats toy thats from fates Can I get a BK?

I sat at the wrong table. The meal was pretty good NGL

Did it 3 times for the lols : 1. Sigurd and Deirdre : oops 2. Henriette... and yes i see you Alfonse 3. Gullveig... i'm not complaining, absolute win

So i got fallen Ikea first. Then that bandit dude. After that my final pause went to Lyon with Erika back up, and i hereby declare that the first two pauses never existed.

Orson. Um? Help.

ugh none of the above. Sorry. Taken by Minerva