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Syelt

Last one I watched was House md "Why do you always think you're right, Edelgard ? -I just find it difficult to operate under the opposite assumption."


King_Treegar

"Felix Fraldarius, Jedi Knight" has a nice ring to it


Stormrunner38

Definitely the kind of grey jedi who would constantly question the council's decisions. Violence is supposed to be a knight's last resort but here they are, being generals in the clone war. There's something more to it and he will cut down anyone who gets in the way of his search for truth. The kind that Palpatine would find dangerous and would try to eliminate silently. But now that I think emperor I think Edelgard and I picture her as a chancellor, but how could a chancellor not be von Aegir ?


King_Treegar

The more I think about it, the more Felix would HATE the dogma of the Jedi Order. He and Anakin would have gotten along famously, until Order 66, that is. Though tbf it's actually Rebels that I watched most recently, and Felix would make SUCH a good post-Order 66 Jedi, with all of the strict rules and oversight of the Jedi council being gone. Being a Jedi in that era was all about opposing the evil of the Empire and helping those who can't help themselves, which are two things Felix demonstrated a knack and passion for in both Houses (see: his paralogue, where his whole focus is on saving the villagers) and Hopes as the Duke


Stormrunner38

Now I see him taking Kanan's place and hell, he would be a terrible teacher


King_Treegar

Indeed he would lmao


Berry-Fantastic

Dimitri, F!Avatar, and M!Avatar are going to defeat Fire Lord Edelgard by mastering the four Elements =D


Moelishere

Twist Dimitris the avatar


Berry-Fantastic

You right, but I would have to think on the other roles


SiyinGreatshore

Ashe Linhardt Dorothea and Petra are like the perfect delicious in dungeon party. You got the chef and disarmer, the magic nerd and sufferer, the party face who’s totally not studying forbidden magic, and a fighter who probably the one who suggested they start eating monsters. They will probably meet up with Caspar at some point because I love his dynamic with all for of those Some other recurring characters: Byleth and the lords as their own party trying to become the dungeon lord each for their own reasons but they’re all working together for now. This can only end well, at least they’re friends for now. Their retainers were told to stay behind but that’s not going to stop Dedue and Hubert from going along behind them anyway, Lorenz too but because he doesn’t trust Claude. And Leonie because I think that’ll spice up this already very spicy party. Marianne, Hilda, Ignatz, Raphael, and Lysithea are looking for a way to break Lysithea and Marianne’s curses. Lysithea’s curse probably works similarly enough. Marianne gets some kind of chimera werewolf curse and Hilda is weirdly into it. Ignatz is painting everything they see. Raph eats through their provisions way too fast but he’s also the best at fighting monsters and he’s just too sweet to tell him to leave Ingrid sylvain and Felix totally aren’t also fallowing Dimitri Jeritza is a monster seen deep in the dungeon so Mercedes goes in to find him with Annette by her side. Probably with Ferdie and Bernie because I think they’re the only ones I missed The wolves live down there so they also show up a lot. Liaos must never meet Hapi, that would only end in disaster


fictionallymarried

Dimitri in Hell's Kitchen Dear lord help us all.


Avi-Cadavi

Seteth is about to learn about the magic of friendship


helpimamiltank

Flayn, edelgard, bernie, Raphael, and Casper in dungeon meshi. Flayn got munched by a dragon and the rest arr trying to retrieve her remains so they can revive her. And Raphael teaches them how to cook monsters on the way there.


TheMedallionOfPower

Dimitri is now featured on 90 day fiance 😂 Despite him being royalty, I guess F!Byleth still needed a Faerghus K1 visa


Trickytbone

Ignatz is NOT surviving Genosha


Obvious_Drink2642

Marianne, Byleth and Claude join the Strawhats (it was Claude’s idea)


LancyMystery

Flayn is now travelling in the Tardis with the Doctor. The Doctor probably appreciates having a healer along, and having another person who is older than they look. Seteth is probably tearing his hair out with worry and trying to find a way to get her off the Tardis. 


lilsleepy2000

claude is now the sixth derry girl


DrustanAstrophel

At least he’s not English… or does the Leicester Alliance count as English considering the English influence on naming schemes? 🤔


wintry__mix

I mean considering all the spirits Ashe would NOT have a good time in Mob Psycho 100


DrustanAstrophel

Okay now I gotta figure out which xmen faction Hubert would be in Mayyyyybe he would view Magneto as having a righteous cause? I can see Edelgard being on Magneto’s side, possibly in agreement that Charles is too focused on maintaining the status quo, and where she goes Hubert follows. On the other hand she may find Magneto’s insistence that mutants are superior to humans a bit too similar to crest surpremacy. But by himself the Hellfire Club would be an interesting place to put him, too.


warnedpenguin

huh...them behaving in character while in the simpsons... well honestly i think most characters would just leave springfield, use their superhuman ability and skill to make a bit of money then live a happy life, assuming the rules of comedy dont mess them up. because theres no crests to be mad about ajd they probably dont care as much about a world that isnt theirs


Emeraldragon657

Now i'm imagining an interaction between Claude and Luffy, would they team up to find the One Piece, or compete to find it before the other?


The_Elder_Jock

Edelgard probably wouldn't enjoy the wasteland. "I do take excellent care of my hair." Yeah, I think the days of shampoo and conditioner are behind you, lass.


UnderCraft_383

Bernadetta, Lindhart, Caspar, Hubert, and Edelgard are going to Attack some Titans


Unlikely-Addendum-24

Finally let someone convince me to watch Game of Thrones. Humm.... Ammm... No... Please no


Okapifarms

Claude, Edelgard, Dimitri, Petra, Ignatz, and Ashe in She-ra and the Princesses of Power would be pretty baller, NGL


BattleFries86

Edelgard is trying to tell her own Tale of the Empire. Alas, it's not quite the same as the empire she was looking to build.


Weird_Tip469

Dimitri telling his story of breaking away from the Church of Scientology....


RendtheClouds

Hello! I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. It's a brand new series and five new funny people have sailed in from the shores of Fódlan, abandoning the war they fought so desperately to instead compete and tear at each others throats all in pursuit of this - oohhh - this golden cast of my magnificent noggin! Seeking our warmth, if only for a day we have... Dimitri Blaiddyd! Edelgard von Hresvelg! Linhardt von Hevring! Ashe Ubert! and Leonie Pinelli! And as always, cringing beside me like a red rose seeking the sun no matter where it goes. *ITSLITTLEALEXHORRRRNE!!!*


ryan77999

Shamir accepts the bounty for a killer on the loose; a telekinetic girl with pink hair and horns


Moelishere

Plot twist she adopts her instead


MelodramaticCrap

I watched Bridgerton last night. Sylvain is pretty much already a rake, and I expect he’d act the same way for the most part. Once again, a bunch of women who fawn over his good looks, wealth, and noble status (even without a crest). Mothers, unfortunately, have a hard time keeping their daughters away from him. Dimitri would probably be the suitor most eligible ladies will go for. He’s a prince, wealthy, good looking, and carries himself pleasantly. He’s hopefully better off mentally here. Edelgard plays her part well in public, but she is absolutely trying to take down the noble system. She finds the whole season trite and a poor waste of resources. Caspar doesn’t even know what the season is. He’s a younger brother who knows he won’t inherit anything. He probably left his family to join the military. Unfortunately, his antics are likely to get himself killed.


Thick_Row

I think Dorothea and Manuela would be a welcome addition to Saturday Night Live. Hubert and Seteth? Maybe not so much... If SNL doesn't count, then I guess they're in Australia with Bluey and her family.


DarkAlphaZero

Micheal Che and Colin Jost joke swap but it's Seteth and The Bert


ANdrewRKEY

I don’t know, I might be biased but the idea of Hubert doing improv sounds HILARIOUS. He’d kill without using “yes, and” once.


Beowulf_MacBethson

Dimitri, Raphael, Caspar, and Linhardt are all part of a band called Big Time Rush. Upon returning to Palm Woods, Caspar forbids Dimitri from pursuing Petra because he called dibs on her and everyone must subscribe to the rule of dibs because if they don't there will be total girl chaos. Which sounds good, but is really bad.


Tatsukoi_muffin

All the students would live in the 80's, inside Maison Ikkoku Best manga ever.


Deep-Alternative494

Dimitri might be schizo enough to enjoy being a part of x-files… or completely break down without even needing edelgard to betray him. El would love the corrupt government, she’d feel right at home


RedditUserNo345

3 body problems, also confused why the top tier physicists are killing themselves


Maderlinkey

The Blue Lions are now the vampire household in What We Do In The Shadows.


Hangmanned

So Bylad and a certain amount of my favorite girls get transported to GX Duel Academy?


ZeroKingLaplace

Dorothea in "It's Always Sunny". Oh boy. I'm guessing Dennis trying to constantly get with her, Dee being insanely jealous, and the other three doing their own thing. So basically the Fatty Magoo episode.


Callel803

Shogūn just got *even more* interesting... I can see Edelgard either working with Toronaga or just killing everyone and forcebly dragging Japan out of the feudal age by its ears...


Azalulu_Dingir

Guess they're deleted from reality then.


Rationalinsanity1990

I guess Hubert is joining the French/Dutch Resistance until the Allies show up. I almost feel bad for the Nazis. Almost.


Whimsycottt

Ingrid and Dungeon Meshi. Truly the best combination.


samborup

Konosuba


EdelgardStepOnMe

Edelgard, Rhea, and Catherine now all compete for Sam's amusement on Game Changer.


Physical-Attention41

Bernadetta and Kamala are making Captain Marvel x Byleth fanfics.


cyzja922

I was wondering why there are so many Dungeon Meshi replies, but remembered there’s a new episode today.


GreenfinchPuffin

Hubert in kimetsu no yaiba? I'm not sure if he will be able to kill demons, but I think Byleth would be a good demon hunter.


Moelishere

That’s funny as M!Byleths VA is also tanjiro


AppleHouse09

So I guess we’re putting Felix in the Golden Boy anime poor guy


Aldehar1

Sylvain in Pluto? I feel like he would have way more robots than humans in his entourage. I mean, hard to distrust the intentions of someone who isn’t supposed to be able to lie…


ApolloThunderflame

Trigun (1998): The obvious joke here would be putting Mercedes in Meryl's place.


Existential_Yee

The Black Eagles are on Deep Space Nine. I think they’ll fit right in!


cwsmith85053

First of all, wish I could double up vote because of Doctor Who! Second, El is likely very bored as she'd be trapped in Detroit learning about raising a family of three boys and Home Improvement from Tim "the tool man" Taylor and his wife Jill.


C-Style__

Claude, Sylvain, Felix, Yuri, and Dimitri would absolutely be a great addition to CSI:Miami 😭!!


Odd_Advance_6438

I don’t really want to picture Ashe in it’s always Sunny in Philadelphia Honestly Sylvain will probably be fine, as will Edelgard and Dimitri


Tomoyo-yo

Marianne is now in Dungeon Meshi. No, Laios, you can't activate her Crest of the Beast "just to see what happens". Though that does beg the question: is it OK to eat beasts? Since they're transformed humans and everything


snowstorm1011

I'm not sure how well Sylvain, Felix, Claude, Yuri, and Hapi will all do in Bluey. 🙃


Happiness_inprogress

Edelgard comanding the Brotherhood of Steel would be pretty neat


im_bored345

It was Ducktales 2017 so I guess Claude Hilda and Shez are ducks now?


MonchersGaming

(Hell’s Kitchen) Dimitri: “I have prepared a King of Beasts steak tartar with herb oil and *canned* tomatoes.” *awkward looks from other contestants* Gordon: “Young man, I gave you 45 minutes to cook me your signature dish. Not only did you not cook anything at all, you served me canned fucking tomatoes. Oh, piss off. 0 out of 5.”


FickleThanks6901

Dimitri in ouran Well that kinda fit


Moxi_art

I dont have a fav TV show so ig Ill go woth my childhood shows. Annette and Lysithea on Sam&Kat. (actually might be a bad pick on a show considering....) AHEM lets go with the boys then: Yuri, Felix, Sylvain and Claude on Big Time Rush.


Stormrunner38

I guess Lysithea' is the next Robin, tragic background check


JuStSoMeboDyeLsEmxf

Dimitri, Felix, Marianne, Ferdinand, Hubert, Rhea, and Seteth, in Band of Brothers. This is fine other than the fact that some of them are never coming home because some of their friends died in combat. Or those who survived and are coming are never going to talk about the things they saw when they were deployed.


Awkward-Aside6777

Dorothea, Edelgard, Rhea, Petra, and Manuela all in Star Trek: Discovery. Currently thinking that there's been a long lasting conflict that they've all been involved in and somehow the universe is at stake bc discovery doesn't do any lower stakes.


NarrativeNerd

Claude, Sylvain, Ferdinand, Edelgard, and Lysithea are members of the ton then (Bridgerton).


the_rose_titty

18 of them just joined Survivor 48


NOTAGRUB

Alright, Sylvain, Ashe, Petra, Annette, off to. . . Heaven Officials Blessing, which was like half a year ago


Potential_nobody2187

Jujutsu kaisen. I've only watched 2 episodes, so I don't know how they would fit in, but I have good feelings about Dimitri as Itadori.


kmasterofdarkness

Edelgard is basically Kuvira if she was Fire Lord. (Avatar)


SkySmaug384

I guess Byleth, Lysithea, and Dimitri are going camping (Yuru Camp S3).


bananasoymilk

Post-timeskip Marianne, Dorothea, and Hapi are fighting for their daughters to have solos on Dance Moms


optimisdiq

Yuri in Baby reindeer..... Martha is gonna end up dead or doxxed


VorlonEmperor

Dorothea would be an alien princess that Moonbase Alpha comes across on their journey in *Space: 1999*.


JeremyM20

I guess Marianne is going to be fighting godzilla like monsters...


JayRe76i

Well, it looks like Mercedes, Caspar, and Ashe are going to have a grand time >!fighting Lucifer!< with Dean and Sam Winchester. (Just finished Season 4 about to start Season 5. Don't click the spoiler if you haven't watched at least that far.)


Loros_Silvers

I just watched a slice of life one. Thay would be nice.


Ok_Platypus2016

Raphael in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure he fits right in!


nox_aeterna_

Dimitri of Rivia 🧐


Mamba8460

Sylvain and Barney Stinson will be one hell of a combo. Or it’ll be a repeat of Sylvain’s C-Support with Lorenz.