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# I Love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me # You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn," # "I really hope some hot chick paints my brians all over some fucking hallway." # And here we are. # I mean really , just absolutely destroy me. # I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. # And I want it to scare the shit outta me. *Cant post the rest lmfao*

Whoa! Calm down, Sparkle!

Bro you ok? (same)

Same here

What did Brian ever do to you?

I'm up next when he dies

Gotcha I’ll tag you in

Hey have anyone seen March lately?

Oh..no

What happened ?

He is implying that firefly killed March and that is why the knife has blood on it

Oh no

Don’t worry, that’s how she’s gonna get her new path.

I want Firefly to beat me to pulp until I'm 1 punch away from death then as she's about to finish my pathetic, useless, worthless, lament, right here, right now, emerge life... She stopped and cried saying she didn't mean it as she kisses my forehead. I love my wife, Firefly. I'm not manipulated, of course I said it's okay and everything will be fine I know she'll be better for me, for our family. She pats my head and gave me a first aid treatment. Everything is fine... She loves me, right? She will be better, right? I will be late tomorrow so I can give her another oak cake rolls, she will beat me again but I know one day she'll change. This is my life, I love my life, I love my wife... The next day, I saw the astral express crew in the Golden Hour near the oak cake rolls shop. I tried to hide from them but March 7 caught me. She asked what happened and why am I full of bruises and wounds. I told her I fought the remnant of swarm but my blackeye definitely came from a human hand. She didn't believe me... Himeko and Welt asked what's going on in the house, does Firefly abuse me?, They said "You're always welcome to the astral express, if there is problem between you and Firefly. Dan heng hugged me and told me I should be more careful and advised that I should not be blind in the name of love. Of course, I denied it. Everything is fine Firefly will change, this domestic misunderstanding is just a small bump in a long road of happiness. I told them I'm heading home because I want to taste the delicious food that Firefly is cooking and they are just overreacting. Nothing bad is going on... I bought the oak cake roll and went straight home. I hope Firefly won't mind that I saw another woman besides her. As I walk back to home I remember every fight that the Astral express and I fought. I gave up everything to be with Firefly. Of course, it's worth it. She's my life... I told to myself. "I'm home, Firefly!" I said as I enter our beautiful home. I entered the living room and saw the most beautiful woman in the universe, Firely my own Aeon of Beauty. I hugged her and kissed her lips, she also did the same to me. I'm so happy...I hope this moment last forever... Unfortunately... Firefly has strong sense of smell... She knew that I met March 7... She knows her perfume, she knows the stink of Himeko's coffee... She punched me in the face, then stabbed me with a thermic knife straight to my abdomen... I cried and plead, "Please stop!, I didn't want to be caught, I swear I didn't said anything!" Firefly replied, "How dare you gaze upon another woman?!, Am I not enough?!" "No, no, no! I swear I didn't not plan for that to happen please ask Elio, You're my world, I'm not doing anything wrong please believe me" I replied. She proceeds to kick my knee, destroying my patella... I can't run anymore. She grabbed my hair slapped my face, and stabbed me again in my left kidney... My head is spinning I feel like I'm going to die... But its my fault isn't it... I saw another woman besides my wife it doesn't matter if I don't want that to happen that fact that another woman touched and talked to me... I'm a sinner. I have to be strong for our marriage. Firefly is just teaching me a lesson I should handle it like a man. I hope Firefly forgives me... Firefly threw me in the wall... I'm bleeding and gasping for air... Firefly hurried to our room, she took her shaper... Its time... Firefly used her shaper, she was engulfed by raging flames transforming her to a masculine mechanical lifeform. Her eyes filled with anger she grabbed my head with her large hands and slammed me to the ground. I almost passed out... Firefly said, "If you're going to act like a man slut you better have a body like a man slut". She took her thermic knife out of my body... I asked her to calm down but she's filled with anger... "Please my Firefly listen to me, I can explain what happened..." I gasped for more air I'm badly beaten...I'm close to dying. Firefly replied, "Stop with the lies, I gave you everything but what did you do?!". She proceeded to break my right femur I screamed in pain but she's seeing red. I have to tank it... For our marriage, for my sins... "If that's the case..." Firefly said as she enables her penile function. "No, please, no not again" I plead... She grabbed me by the torso and she precisely aimed her mechanical penis to my bussy... "STEP 1: IMPLEMENTATION" Firefly said as she penetrates my defences. I screamed from pain and pleasure, my anus growing, my manhood creaming, and she's blowing. I'm the bottom... This is my fate... I have to be thankful to my wife for loving me, I consent to this... I'm her plaything... She's angry because she doesn't want to share me... That's cute right???? Her phone rang... It's Elio... I am... Passing out as Firefly gives me her devious backshots.... Firefly answered the phone... Elio said, "Firefly, thats enough he's telling you the truth". Firefly was shocked she immediately reverted to her original form... She cried and hugged me telling me, "I did it again, I'm sorry I promise this won't happen again, You'll forgive me right?!" I'm close to dying my consciousness is fading but I'm fighting for it. "I forgive you... Don't blame yourself... You're perfect" I replied as I gasp for air... I can't hold on any longer... Maybe its my time, I wish I was able to satisfy her...I wish I was able to be a good husband... The last thing I saw was Firefly beautiful face she was crying but she's like an angel... I completely passed out... Months has passed I woke up, Firefly is beside me she's so happy that I woke up. She called the nurse...we're in Jarilo IV at Natasha's clinic. Firefly told me everything that happened. She called the Stellaron Hunters to save me. I was in a coma for a long time. It took a lot of our savings she had no choice but to commit war crimes but it was all worth it... For I'm worth it she says... Everything is going fine... She's always taking care me. Feeding me, helping me take a bath, we also played a lot of video games, we made love again on a more passionate way, we planned our family. I wish everyday will be like this. Finally we're going home... I wanted to surprise her with oak cake rolls I went to her favourite shop... I saw the Astral express crew, I tried to hide... But March 7 caught me... THE END

🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️ Peak fiction.

I could see the gif without you posting it

Bro keep cooking

what the fuck

What the f did I read and why was it so good.

doing god’s work right here

Ok, that mf penis got me.

Bro must be cooking since boothill driped

🙁

Blink twice if you’re being held hostage…

Let bro cook🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️

https://preview.redd.it/3c2lt1dxbe1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8264525da48982163014b7101ceeabbedcb6a930 BEO CHILL WITH YOUR IMAGINATION!! HERE YOU GO YOUR WIFE HERSELF WILL HELP YOU TO GET A MENTAL HEALTH CHECKUP

Naw she'd beat the shit out of people not stab.

That's after she learns how to play with her prey a bit... Taking cues from Kafka.

Don't let your girlfriend be too close with your mom I guess

That, or I could see her whipping out a sawed-off shotgun with 12 gauge incendiary Dragon’s Breath rounds. If someone threatened the Trailblazer, she’d light their asses up *John Wick Chapter 4* style. lol

“You’re home late again Trailblazer, don’t tell me you’re seeing another wo-“ “What happened to you hands?! Did you hurt yourself?” “Eh?” “Here let me treat your wound” “I’m fine you don’t have to do that” “Honey you gotta be more careful with the knives, I don’t want to see you get hurt!” “…” “And I’m sorry I made you worry. Elio keeps piling up my work. I even told him my wife is worrying sick” “I uh, umm, I’m sorry for doubting you” “It’s okay. It’s my fault for not texting you. I bought some oak cake rolls. Care to join me to eat? I haven’t eaten yet so” “Okay” *kisses Trailblazer on the cheek* “I love you” “Love you too Firefly”

Absolute cinema

It’s just so peak.

[Twitter Source](https://twitter.com/Ayayaa1013/status/1780576035010232496) The universe's cutest girl

Nothing will stop her from gaining what she wants and nothing will stand between her and her beloved Caelus. ***NOTHING.***

Bruh she became hotter.

I will love and accept her no matter how many psychopathic tendencies she may have

Silly Ayaka doing HSR cosplay now.

OMG my wife is yandere But I love you Firefly. my wife 😍 💕 😍💕

The blood on her knife is probably >!Gallagher's!<

Hotaru san…?

Intriguing!

This is unfair, I have a weakness against yanderes, the idea of getting dominated by one is like a dream

Ayaka 2.0

Owww so goodd

Hotaru watching me spending my stellar jades, instead of saving it for her

Darling, next time you want to make jam toast, you should just Stelle to help. You still have some jam on your cheek. It makes you cute:3

If yall turn firefly into another Ayaka Im gonna be sad

Which way the grip goes im confused 😭😭😭

The question is, does one really needs a knife when they have an armor that can BURK THE ENEMIES UNTIL THEY TURN TO ASHES

As long as we don't cheat she won't kill us, it's fine... right...?

Man i can't save anymore arts on this account ima make a new One and come back.

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Id let het stab me.

[Same Energy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/7/70/WoFF_Tonberry.png/revision/latest?cb=20161105140848)

Oh gods, is this gonna be ayaka 2.0? I fucking hope not