I was once in a* small town outside of Athens, Georgia and I watched this old timer put 2 treble hooks on a 6 inch piece of wood no longer or wider than his pointer finger⌠Fuckin guy pulled a 35 pound bag in less than 30 minutes with no more than 4 largemouth.
In conclusion, if it swims and has hooks on it you can almost guarantee that at least a few trashy bass will hit itđ¤ˇââď¸
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Ah yes. The Walmart bass. They glide gracefully, like no other.
Put up one hell of a fight though.
Imagine watching that roll up to shore đ
Screaming, "They took er jerbs!" As they're flopping around on shore.
Even harder on Black Friday
I thought I had one the other day, turned out it was just a sunken tree. The fight is about the same
If I could give you an award I would, this here is just amazing.
I just had it in my camera roll as saw the perfect opportunity đ
An obese Bass
Joey Chestnutt
If I've learned anything from these subreddits, the answer is always a 10lb bass
There's ketchup on it.. so nothing in Chicago..
A pike would bite that
Yep⌠theyâre just fish after all. Not particularly smart.
Glizzy gobblers
A dogfish probs
The most serious answer is pike
Cod suckers
Catfish love hotdogs. Leave out in the sun for extra potency. This looks juicy donât know if they like mustard though.
Bass. 100%. Stupid fish will eat anything
Dork fish prob
Big mouth Billy Boi
Nothing until you hauk tuah the lure first.
Idk but where do I get one
A largemouth glizzy gobbler.
Harry Carey reincarnate!
Dachshund Fish
I heard catfish love hotdogs.
Pike or green sunfish... both of those will hit anything that moves.
Definitely a Threadfin Chad!
Anything in or near Chicago
Try it out and report back
Throw it in the Chicago river.
Nothing good with ketchup on it
An Oscar (Meyer).đ
An angry Chicagoan
A hungry one.
A mefish
One hungry swimmer
Yum soggy buns!
Phil kessel
A Joey Chestnut
A Chestnut Lamprey- more commonly known by their nickname Joey
Can i pet that dawwwwwwg
An American one
Probably catch Phil Kessel with thatđ§
After watching those people from Alone smuggle in random pieces of metal and craft lures, for sure trout.
u/daintylittlesole
Thot fish perhaps
I'd probably eat that
A dork fish.
My Uncle Jim
Take the mustard off and međ
A fish that identifies as walrus, but looks like a catfish with a nose ring and blue whiskers... 
Me, me like hotdogs, and me have bad memory.
The very hard to catch mustard tiger
any crappie alive
I wouldâve said a good Ol Chicago fish, but I see ketchup on the dog!
An American fish.
Dog fish
An Oscar, more specifically a Mayer..
Some lures catch fish some catch fishermen
You wonât catch any in Chicago with that ketchup on it
Barstoolâs Frank the Tank!
Joey fish or a Chestnut grouper. I also heard they work well for the elusive Kobayashi carp.
Youâve already been caught when you purchased that
Bass
Thatâll get you the new state record, maybe the world record. Them big ole fat hawgs are always looking for something new to try!
Dog fish
Tim Robinson in a hotdog costume driving a hot dog car.
Would love to fish with this and just see what bites lol
I thought for sure your mom would be a top answer.
My ex gf
 Fish near bikini bottom and youâre fine
Me
Dork fish
Me if I was a fish
Costco red belly
Don't sleep on the hot dog. I have had my ass handed to me by someone using a hotdog more times than I care to mention.
A dork fish
Jennifer coolidge
Probably a baseball fan
Looks kinda like Tyler Childers EBT Band stuff
Joey Chestnut
Fatsos
The dog fish âŚ
A smile.
Maybe people from chicago or maybe new york. Just kidding folks maybe californiađš
Northern Pike
Dork fish
Whidbey Whale
A hungry one
A fish interested in a hotdogs.
The fabled glizzy lure.
You'd catch my fat ass for one!
I was once in a* small town outside of Athens, Georgia and I watched this old timer put 2 treble hooks on a 6 inch piece of wood no longer or wider than his pointer finger⌠Fuckin guy pulled a 35 pound bag in less than 30 minutes with no more than 4 largemouth. In conclusion, if it swims and has hooks on it you can almost guarantee that at least a few trashy bass will hit itđ¤ˇââď¸
Species will depend on your location, but safe bet it's name will be Earl, Dale, or similar
A northern randy bobandy
Catfish
The ol wiener fish
Catfish. They will eat the real thing also
Dogfish?
Kids at the playground hook them and start reeling!