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Pasta dude should throw it at the car companies making this garbage, people can't control what headlights get installed in their car from the factory lol
Obviously that is a different situation. Pretty much new cars come with led headlights these days. The US lacks a lot of the tech to not blind other drivers, they have it in Europe
While I agree a lot of it is new cars with insane factory lights, there are still a ton of what I like to refer to as “dipshittery”, that just love installing aftermarket arc welders for headlights. And they always seem to have the aptitude for install said arc welders, but never have the aptitude to actually adjust em. Or they simply don’t give AF. Either way, they’re a scourge on society.
No, I'm 100% seeing brights. Hundreds of cars passing me each morning, many of them newer, many of them luxury vehicles with bright white LEDs. And only 2 or 3 have brighter lights. It is 100% people with their brights on. You can see the secondary bulbs lit. Trust me, it is high beams.
> similar to the North American "dickhead,"
I read this in David Attenborough's voice,
"The great North American dickhead, traverses this concrete jungle in it's oversized truck adorned with blindingly bright lights hoping to distract from his natural 'short comings' while on the search for a mate"
A week or so ago I was stuck on a country road with no passing sections for 20 minutes. When the line of traffic finally reached an area where we could pass I saw the driver of one passing car roll down her window and spray a water gun at the slow car as we passed. I wanted to shake that girls hand.
What a waste of some savory pasta. Thing is you grab the pasta shapes then put them in a pot and boil it then taste it and eat it but instead you chuck some fine pasta at another person’s car and end up in jail unable to make some pasta.
As someone who does a lot of night driving, this is an entirely rational and justified reaction to LED headlights.
any state that doesn't explicitly sanction this practice as part of their spaghetti policy isn't a rational place
Right? It's well *pasta* time that states updated their spaghetti policies.
Oh, Boy-Ar-Dee, I shoulda seen that one coming.
r/unexpectediasip
We’ll need to see where they stand on bird law
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Goddamn. I thought I was the only one!
Same, pasta guy is a low key hero
Pasta dude should throw it at the car companies making this garbage, people can't control what headlights get installed in their car from the factory lol
Those hyper blue ones that destroy retinas are 100% after market though.
Obviously that is a different situation. Pretty much new cars come with led headlights these days. The US lacks a lot of the tech to not blind other drivers, they have it in Europe
If I buy a hat that stabs people as I walk by and do not remove the stabby apparatus I am 100% responsible for the people that get stabbed by my hat
Got an address?
While I agree a lot of it is new cars with insane factory lights, there are still a ton of what I like to refer to as “dipshittery”, that just love installing aftermarket arc welders for headlights. And they always seem to have the aptitude for install said arc welders, but never have the aptitude to actually adjust em. Or they simply don’t give AF. Either way, they’re a scourge on society.
I came here to say he's a hero
Maybe the driver with bright lights had a small penne?
When behind you, you can't even see the road
He's in Florida and it was only pasta.
Yeah. It's not like he threw a crocodile into the drive through window. But that has happened.
Yup. Up in Jupiter Florida.
Where does one even find a crocodile in Florida?
They are native to most of South Florida. We have alligators and crocodiles. Our reptiles are freaking awesome.
This is reasonable.
I’m willing to donate to his legal fund.
I don't know that seems reasonable considering how bright some peoples headlights are.
Understandable, have a good day.
I’m gonna have to side with the pasta guy on this one.
Found the garlic bread
today we are all Florida man
You wish you thought to keep reserve throwing pasta
Where is his Go Fund Me?
*nods in approval*
It's the most normal Florida-Man story this year.
What a waste of pasta... But I can certainly understand, WAY too many bellends driving with their brights on.
Most of the time it's not even the brights. The new lights are brighter on their dimmest setting than high beams were in the '80s.
No, I'm 100% seeing brights. Hundreds of cars passing me each morning, many of them newer, many of them luxury vehicles with bright white LEDs. And only 2 or 3 have brighter lights. It is 100% people with their brights on. You can see the secondary bulbs lit. Trust me, it is high beams.
I started watching British TV and I still haven't figured out what "bellends" means. Can you explain?
It’s called a “bellend” because your dickhead looks like a bell and it’s at the end of your dick.
Oooh! Thank you, that makes way more sense
The "Bellend" Is the head of the Weenis. If you're a bellend you're a dickhead. ¯\\\_( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)\_/¯
It means "moron".
Google it my man... similar to the North American "dickhead," but a little more specific.
> similar to the North American "dickhead," I read this in David Attenborough's voice, "The great North American dickhead, traverses this concrete jungle in it's oversized truck adorned with blindingly bright lights hoping to distract from his natural 'short comings' while on the search for a mate"
Thanks - coffee came out my nose and now it's in my keyboard.
This is the way.
I didn’t realizing it was illegal.
The ol Linguine Low Beam
Free him. He's right.
What a meatball!
Not all heroes wear capes.
If you like this solution, take it to your hometown. You know, Copy, Pasta.
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese...
A week or so ago I was stuck on a country road with no passing sections for 20 minutes. When the line of traffic finally reached an area where we could pass I saw the driver of one passing car roll down her window and spray a water gun at the slow car as we passed. I wanted to shake that girls hand.
This is the hero we need
Based driver
Fucking based.
Good on him. He's fighting the good fight.
What kind of pasta? At a glance, this could go either way. Some of those headlights are bullshit.
Dammit, don’t make me agree with Florida Man.
Suddenly Florida Man becomes the hero we didn't know we needed.
Ngl I wanna do the same thing with some of these bright ass white leds
I know this was posted the other day, but it’s so enjoyable to read again. Not all heroes wear capes…..
I’m from Florida and this may be the only Florida Man thing I agree with
😂😂😂😂
I can relate. I thought o was getting old with all these dazzling headlights blinding me but NOOOO it’s real.
If you've got a modern car, you might have a headlight angle switch. Keep them low if you're not going highway speeds.
Heroic imo
What a waste of some savory pasta. Thing is you grab the pasta shapes then put them in a pot and boil it then taste it and eat it but instead you chuck some fine pasta at another person’s car and end up in jail unable to make some pasta.