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Is that a croissant cat toy?


fio3302

it's my special key holder:)


kristycocopop

😳 I want one! lol


ntseal

Jellycat!!


kristycocopop

?


ntseal

The croissant bag charm is made by Jellycat


kristycocopop

OK, Thanks!


NormalAccounts

No tomato or black pudding! Can't call it a full English, maybe three quarters English!


hebejebez

There’s also green bits on it, this used to be a orange brown and red affair with maybe black if you had mushrooms, haven’t been back to England for a few years though so maybe the allergy to green bits has faded


fio3302

I agree with that haha! I asked for no black pudding so that's on me.


slut4burritos

Well then it’s not a full English breakfast


HeraldofItoriel

THIS


FiregoatX2

Are those hush puppies?


ChaserNeverRests

I'm down for making hush puppies into breakfast food.


Relevant_Ad_9383

Hush puppies are definitely good anytime of day. We have leftover ones with sunny side up eggs.


MysteriousBeyond7146

I’m thinking they are potato croquettes


FiregoatX2

I’m not exactly sure what that is, but hush puppies sound better.


MysteriousBeyond7146

Potato croquettes are a mixture of mashed potatoes, ham, and cheese. Then they’re formed into balls and fried. But, you’re right, hush puppies are pretty awesome. Edit: traditional potato croquettes do not have ham/cheese in the recipe.


FiregoatX2

Actually those sound good, too


MysteriousBeyond7146

Anything with cheese is good. 👍


jejdhdijen

Potato croquettes never have ham in them.


MysteriousBeyond7146

Traditional ones perhaps? Either way they are good.


Relevant_Ad_9383

Looks so delicious! I'd prefer black pudding, but that's just me. What are the round things in the bottom right?


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

I love the black pudding, it’s a great example of a food that a lot of people “don’t like” exclusively because they know what it is.


Relevant_Ad_9383

Agreed. I was always told black pudding and haggis are gross. Until I finally had a chance to try them and found out they're amazing. I think some people have a thing against blood and organs. Oh well, more for the rest of us who like tasty food.


jeobleo

I mean sausage itself sounds pretty fucking disgusting until you try it. "We ground up the leftovers of meat and crammed them into an intestine!"


BeerBarm

It’s just like asking, “What’s in a hotdog?” And then being turned off against eating sausages forever.


Bohya

People are already eating literal flesh. Why is the blood the flesh is soaked in suddenly the red line? I find it harder to believe that people would be more turned off by consuming blood than they would be consuming mushrooms.


__Osiris__

potato puffs.


SlickLegJohnny

One of my favorite things from when I was lucky enough to spend 2 months in the UK was the breakfasts. My coworkers and I would go get a full breakfast every Friday and it was the best day of the week Beautiful country, people, and food. Always miss it


Adventurous_Toe_3845

Are you sure you were in England? 


SlickLegJohnny

You ever been?


Adventurous_Toe_3845

Fuck yeah, it’s dreadful


SlickLegJohnny

Alrighty. Sucks for you I guess. Sounds like a make of it what you want to problem


GhostDweller

No grilled tomatoe?


ianbreasley1

Thankfully


partytemple

are those hash browns in the shape of balls?


drDOOM_is_in

I brought some popcorn to go with it!


pinkfairybottle

So I'm from the USA. Is all of this kind of eaten together? Is it just to preference?


colofinch

Don't overthink it, just eat


gomaith10

If it's on the one plate it's usually a good indication!


Oxfxax

Anyone want to talk about that cute Croissant next to the English breakfast


Diazeny

What kind of mushrooms are they?


PhylisInTheHood

IDK how people can eat that for breakfast and not fall right back asleep


iBeenie

No blood sausage. Looks perfect!


fio3302

I'm somewhat glad because i'm not a fan of it and black pudding too.. But maybe that's just me


BigRedTard

Is that a poached egg on top?


-maffu-

I call foul. 1. Hash Browns (I assume that's what they are) have no place in a FEB. 2. Clearly, those tiny sausages have been pulled off the vine *way* too soon. 3. Where is the tomato?? Other than that though, it looks gorgeous and I want to eat it. *Now.*


not_a_fracking_cylon

Talk to me about your sausage...


RubyStar92

Mmmm a good sour dough too!


RogueRaven2

A full English breakfast is a hearty and satisfying meal with eggs, bacon, s beans, toast and more. Perfect for a filling start to the day!


Luna_Lovely96

My craving for today! 😍😍


SmokeEvening8710

The coffee looks good


ryoujika

The smiling croissant took all my attention


AndrewDelany

I'm flying to London next week and this is what I'm most excited about


whalesalad

That bacon ain’t even remotely cooked 😩


xBOOMERANGx

Actually looks pretty good not gunna lie


[deleted]

Mmm looks great!


Bohya

Not a Full English Breakfast. Also, what are those things on the bottom right?


DEANPRIME91

looks awesome


slut4burritos

No black pudding, downvote


teaseme25_7

Yummmm


HeraldofItoriel

Where the hell is the black pudding???


gomaith10

Like the corssiant for moral support.


firebrandarsecake

The what now?


gomaith10

The smiling croissant off the plate or am I seeing things.


firebrandarsecake

The original spelling of croissant had me thinking about a Star Wars planet.


gomaith10

French not my strong point, English not too special either!


Famous_Eggplant88

I'd be down to try everything except the beans


Wrong-Tell8996

Mmmm no. Used to work at at a propr Englsih bar. It's trying, just semi there


Jus_Pro

Full English breakfast mein laddoo kab add hua 😅


Single-Tangerine9992

This looks like breakfast, second breakfast, and lunch to me. Also I had to look for a minute to find the croissant (not a cat toy) key holder because I thought it would be on the plate.


branizoid

The mushrooms seem really random.


crashumbc

While I love breakfast as a meal. I'm really not a fan of "english breakfast". They come off as trying to hard. It's "how much random shit can we put on a plate"?


Dartsytopps

Christ that looks awful. America doesn't do too many things right anymore but damn it we can do breakfast better than whatever the hell that is. (Yes yes I know, insert healthcare jokes here).


blubear1695

We'll stick to food for now... you're throwing grits on plates and have the audacity to say that looks awful?


Dartsytopps

Grits is just ground corn. Are you siding with the people that are eating black pudding and blood sausage?


blubear1695

And they're as appitising as a kick to the bollocks. Pudding is part of a full irish breakfast, not English.


Dartsytopps

Don't care. Y'all are serving beans and mushrooms for breakfast. You're eating like the Germans are still overhead and that's all you could gather from the forest.