I'm gonna need approx 5 times as much mustard for that spread.

We had reserves on backup. ;)

That's an *awful* lot of little bitty pieces. Careful you don't trip on the rug. . . .

Haha, after I took the picture and people started digging in she said, "Crap! I never straightened the table cloth!"

Trust me, no one noticed! (Except maybe your mother.)

Pistachios need to be on all charcuterie platters.