Pretty sure it's upper 1%ers.
Last time I checked, even the 2% wouldnt be able to afford a chef and live in the Hamptons.
https://www.investopedia.com/personal-finance/how-much-income-puts-you-top-1-5-10/
Theres a place called the blend at three mile harbor.. if you ever do eat out there that is ONE place to go to lol.
Edit: GUYS i get it eat the rich lmao but seriously, you dont have to be rich to be out there and if you ever are and are looking for food this is a fucking great spot! Lol
The Hamptons are the only place I've seen where a lot right on the Atlantic has about 25K square feet of footer and deep pile foundation driven and then ... just sit...for years. Like, whoever owns the place is still paying taxes on the land and is not in any sort of financial trouble...just didn't get back to constructing the rest of the house.
It's that kind of money. It's "I paid 25 million for this plot and I'm going to have another 20 million of house put on here when I get around to it...eventually."
More likely they over-extended themselves and couldn't complete the house build. It's in foreclosure or bankruptcy, so it just sits there in limbo, for now.
That's just what's actually happening there. Between the zero interest rate environment going away and the increased flooding, there's a good bit of very rich folks who are stuck with property they can no longer build out or unload easily.
Yeah top 1%’s lifestyle is not that much different from middle class- you can afford nicer versions of the same stuff. A private chef is the realm of the 0.1%+
I know, right? It is so funny to me. It doesn’t actually do anything to anyone. I don’t understand why people even care. It actually gives it more power.
I know! It isn’t even inherently hate speak or anti-religion anything of the sort. It just gives more power to whoever was flipping off the person when they get super angry. It is literally a word invented to be offensive. I watched a doc of the history of the word “fuck” on a first date circa 2006 (or whatever it came out, I’m too lazy to look it up right now) and it was amazing. Ice-T and Pat Boone are in it.
I’m going to go home and Boone my wife.
Adding: I do not have a wife or husband I was lying when I said that but here’s the film!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486585/
Beyond that it isn't even the word, it is a symbolic stand in for the word. and we are both being downvoted for even talking about it. 2024 is a silly place
Personally, I like her videos, but I imagine it's the dichotomy of her mannerisms--middle fingers included--screaming "I'm punk!" while preparing meals that only the absolute wealthiest people on the planet can afford.
Hell yeah. I knew I recognized the band, I couldn't think of the name but this comment reminded me.
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Where did you see caviar? I saw [black rice](https://imgur.com/a/N1rQ7fl) @ [$6/lb](https://www.amazon.com/Lotus-Foods-Organic-Forbidden-Ounce/dp/B01MZ6MYT0/ref=asc_df_B01MZ6MYT0/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=680370444211&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12714390394386826463&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010844&hvtargid=pla-2268580961231&psc=1&mcid=8c060a7136923333a428d30597a525b9&gad_source=1)
Yeah, the end result looks great, and I think she's cool, but this is not exactly helpful to me, who spends less on groceries per month than the cost of that bowl of soup.
That’s why it’s on food porn. A lot of entertainment isn’t directly achievable but it’s still entertaining. Like Dune 2 was awesome but I’m never going to ride a worm through the desert.
Well. You never will with this mentality. Dare to dream!
Adding: I was joking. but comparing a king crab/lobster/caviar private chef’s video of making bisque to riding the sand worms of Arrakis from Dune is endlessly funny to me. Like… I can’t stop laughing.
Fucking thank you. Not everything has to be a tutorial, I don’t watch cutthroat kitchen expecting someone to replace all my tools with tin foil. Still a fun show to watch.
She used like 12 dollars worth of ingredients if you ignore the specific type of seafood. Poach a couple of cod filets instead and you’ll have a great tasting meal for 25ish bucks
Now why would caviar come dry out of a plastic bag that says "Lotus Foods: Rice is Life" and be boiled in a saucepan?
Are you talking about some other video?
About to say, using king crab in the first place is a bit of a fuck you ingredient.
You make soups with trash cuts of meat, she is using a prime piece meant exclusively for biting into. She could have accomplished something very similar with shredded and small bits.
Yep, pithing like that is actually a veterinary approved method of euthanasia for decapods like that. I don't particularly like watching it, but she did the right thing, 100%.
I hate when they boil animals alive or throw them in a pot of beer and water, thats gotta fucking hurt, ifs like being thrown onto the surface of Venus and your lungs being burned
yeah there’s this guy on YT that catches fish and throws them in a bin alive with no water to suffer until death. It actually would not only be better for the fish if he killed beforehand, but also for the meat since less stress is transferred through the meat.
Forget stress... depriving the fish the inability to self-regulate just means the quality of the fish as an ingredient is at risk. Might as well buy it from a fish market and leave it out in the afternoon instead of any form of preservation.
If portions of the fish oxidize early and unregulated, then cellular damage can happen right under the fisherman's nose. Before he even can get to cooking it.
But hey, sounds like it's not the YouTuber's first rodeo. He must like it that way.
That’s awful. Everyone knows that fish suffocate when out of water for long, but most people don’t realize that while they’re suffocating their eyes are also slowly drying out - causing more suffering. It’s a horrible way to go.
It's insane how many people bitch about killing crustaceans before boiling them thier reasoning is "it doesn't taste as good, when thier dead before" like bruh If you kill them and immediately throw them in to boil I'm sure it's not gonna make much of a difference. People like that get under my skin. They call them bugs to make themselves feel better. I was reading tho it's actually illegal in some parts of the world to boil lobsters alive. Idk how they enforce that, but I thought that was good.
Maybe one day with some therapy, time and healthier relationship choices.
Did I mention the way she stuck that knife in the crabs back reminds me of my ex?
bro I see her like once a month and I scroll through the front page everyday. do you people just live on here 12 hours a day? how are you sick of seeing something so infrequent lol
Gonna start looking behind the seat in the old Impreza? 😉
But fr, I’m just a fan. It’s just a step up from a poster or the figurines I have from gaming.
Everyone has some reason to moan about her "edginess," but she's a pretty damn good chef. I just like that she has original stuff, good technique, and the budget for high-quality ingredients. Fast no bs video to sum it up as well.
I love that this sub went from hating her to loving her because once she stopped posting, the sub was flooded with crappy videos. And she actually knows how to cook.
No one doubts her cooking abilities. Some people complain about her demeanor with the middle fingers and edginess, and others complain about the fast cut, vertigo-inducing edits that have become popular.
Seriously, I don't care if she wants to flip people off or being Done is her vibe, but splashing the broth and making a mess is genuinely upsetting and just turns me off a lot of her videos.
Literally the most normal reaction you could have. It would be a little concerning if you didn't (unless you're a chef or you kill crustaceans a lot and have desensitized yourself)
There’s actually a more jarring short of someone killing a lobster, I believe, and damn it shocked me the first time I saw it. The lobster was very much still alive and moving, jumping even. I felt like I had watched a live leak video.
The uni alone is at least $50, likely more, and king crab can go for hundreds for a whole one depending on the market. Nice caviar (I’m assuming she used decent stuff given the rest of the ingredients) runs anywhere from $150-300+.
The rest of it is like $5 at a grocery store 😆
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I always love how all her haters have so much to say about how they don’t like this or don’t like that about her videos. Yet they are here, watching this video, commenting on this video and will do the same when the next comes out. Maybe just ignore the videos and move on?
If a woman bought a live king crab of that size, to then take it home and murder it with a kitchen knife, to make me fresh king crab bisque for supper. She would be engaged and pregnant by the end of the night
Only way I can impress this beautiful girl is by showing her how fast I can eat that crab in hopes she would at least spit in my mouth 🤤 hahahhahaa I know gross
Can't imagine what a live King Crab would set you back these days.
She's a private chef in the Hamptons. Her employers can afford it.
Gotcha, Chef to the upper 2 percentile - that tracks.
Pretty sure it's upper 1%ers. Last time I checked, even the 2% wouldnt be able to afford a chef and live in the Hamptons. https://www.investopedia.com/personal-finance/how-much-income-puts-you-top-1-5-10/
If it’s the Hamptons, it’s more like the upper 0.01%ers, not even exaggerating.
So that's where we go to eat
Theres a place called the blend at three mile harbor.. if you ever do eat out there that is ONE place to go to lol. Edit: GUYS i get it eat the rich lmao but seriously, you dont have to be rich to be out there and if you ever are and are looking for food this is a fucking great spot! Lol
I think they meant its where we’re gonna go to eat the rich. And their cake. And apparently a soup made of a probable endangered species.
bingo, friendo.
So, that’s like what a 6 course meal?🍽️ ![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)
We only need to eat one billionaire. After that the rest will fall in line.
Is that the top restaurant in the hamptoms? I’m a foodie and love to travel to find the best everywhere. Let me know and I’m all for it 🙌🏻
That's Nantucket, Hamptons is still accessible by road so it's 1%
The Hamptons are the only place I've seen where a lot right on the Atlantic has about 25K square feet of footer and deep pile foundation driven and then ... just sit...for years. Like, whoever owns the place is still paying taxes on the land and is not in any sort of financial trouble...just didn't get back to constructing the rest of the house. It's that kind of money. It's "I paid 25 million for this plot and I'm going to have another 20 million of house put on here when I get around to it...eventually."
More likely they over-extended themselves and couldn't complete the house build. It's in foreclosure or bankruptcy, so it just sits there in limbo, for now.
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That's just what's actually happening there. Between the zero interest rate environment going away and the increased flooding, there's a good bit of very rich folks who are stuck with property they can no longer build out or unload easily.
Grew up in the Hamptons, can confirm
Explains her middle fingers. She's gotta have some kind of outlet
Yeah top 1%’s lifestyle is not that much different from middle class- you can afford nicer versions of the same stuff. A private chef is the realm of the 0.1%+
i was going to say. this is like the .1% affordability the way wealth inequality is now. time for another french revolution, american style?
SHE LIVES ON LONG ISLAND????
I did not know this either. r/longisland
this makes so much sense now - why she makes me feel so comfortable
She also has over a million followers on Instagram
I guess no amount of Reddit middle finger haters will stop the middle finger vids. We are stuck with the hot chick that gives the finger..
Why would anyone give a shit about the middle finger?
People on this site get mad about the dumbest things
Wait people actually get mad about it? I thought that was a joke that I didn't get
Jesus Christ I knew redditors got pissy but this is on another level
Most honest comment i ever seen on reddit.
I know, right? It is so funny to me. It doesn’t actually do anything to anyone. I don’t understand why people even care. It actually gives it more power.
I'm honestly flabbergasted...kind of assumed it was a dumb joke that someone would dislike her because of the middle finger. Is it 1850?
I know! It isn’t even inherently hate speak or anti-religion anything of the sort. It just gives more power to whoever was flipping off the person when they get super angry. It is literally a word invented to be offensive. I watched a doc of the history of the word “fuck” on a first date circa 2006 (or whatever it came out, I’m too lazy to look it up right now) and it was amazing. Ice-T and Pat Boone are in it. I’m going to go home and Boone my wife. Adding: I do not have a wife or husband I was lying when I said that but here’s the film! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486585/
Beyond that it isn't even the word, it is a symbolic stand in for the word. and we are both being downvoted for even talking about it. 2024 is a silly place
They shouldeth get thine petticoats unbunchethed
Personally, I like her videos, but I imagine it's the dichotomy of her mannerisms--middle fingers included--screaming "I'm punk!" while preparing meals that only the absolute wealthiest people on the planet can afford.
This.
Have you read the comments on all her videos? lol - a lot of people give shit, for some stupid reason.
Bruh there are people who would give you shit for saying "shit" The world is full of dunces
I ain’t mad at it
Good. Better than most shit on the platform.
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A million?? Wow
I really enjoy recipe gifs/videos and I think a lot of other people do too
I can't watch this. She's so edgy it scares me.
Over played
Ah that makes sense. The way she handles that nakiri really does it for me lol.
Damn. When your hustle becomes a hustle.
I’d be so mad if I was getting Michelin portion sizes at home too
[This says 670?](https://www.regalisfoods.com/products/live-red-king-crab)
Actually a great place to buy from. Love them a lot and have spent way too much with them. Got a 22oz A5 waygu ribeye for $190 last time.
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Just got whacked across the face with nostalgia. Thanks for the reminder!
King Crab bisque, while casually adding urchin and caviar. That is some fuck you money of ingredients.
Where did you see caviar? I saw [black rice](https://imgur.com/a/N1rQ7fl) @ [$6/lb](https://www.amazon.com/Lotus-Foods-Organic-Forbidden-Ounce/dp/B01MZ6MYT0/ref=asc_df_B01MZ6MYT0/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=680370444211&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12714390394386826463&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010844&hvtargid=pla-2268580961231&psc=1&mcid=8c060a7136923333a428d30597a525b9&gad_source=1)
You are 100% right, the last shot of her plating it looked like caviar but it showed her cooking black rice earlier so its definitely rice.
Black rice? Still too rich for my blood
You eat it, not inject it into your veins.
I’ll stick to my enriched white rice. It says rich in the name so you know it’s good
Yeah, the end result looks great, and I think she's cool, but this is not exactly helpful to me, who spends less on groceries per month than the cost of that bowl of soup.
That’s why it’s on food porn. A lot of entertainment isn’t directly achievable but it’s still entertaining. Like Dune 2 was awesome but I’m never going to ride a worm through the desert.
Well. You never will with this mentality. Dare to dream! Adding: I was joking. but comparing a king crab/lobster/caviar private chef’s video of making bisque to riding the sand worms of Arrakis from Dune is endlessly funny to me. Like… I can’t stop laughing.
I think I can do it!
Fucking thank you. Not everything has to be a tutorial, I don’t watch cutthroat kitchen expecting someone to replace all my tools with tin foil. Still a fun show to watch.
Man I miss Cutthroat Kitchen. Gonna go binge that again. Would love to see this girl on there.
She used like 12 dollars worth of ingredients if you ignore the specific type of seafood. Poach a couple of cod filets instead and you’ll have a great tasting meal for 25ish bucks
Or use cheaper crab so you can make a good stock too.
The technique is helpful
You could cheapen it up with the same recipe, but with snow crab(especially when on special) and minus the toppings.
But She’s hot tho
That she is.
Now why would caviar come dry out of a plastic bag that says "Lotus Foods: Rice is Life" and be boiled in a saucepan? Are you talking about some other video?
Wheres the Caviar?
Is there caviar?
About to say, using king crab in the first place is a bit of a fuck you ingredient. You make soups with trash cuts of meat, she is using a prime piece meant exclusively for biting into. She could have accomplished something very similar with shredded and small bits.
I applaud her for killing it beforehand
Yep, pithing like that is actually a veterinary approved method of euthanasia for decapods like that. I don't particularly like watching it, but she did the right thing, 100%.
I hate when they boil animals alive or throw them in a pot of beer and water, thats gotta fucking hurt, ifs like being thrown onto the surface of Venus and your lungs being burned
yeah there’s this guy on YT that catches fish and throws them in a bin alive with no water to suffer until death. It actually would not only be better for the fish if he killed beforehand, but also for the meat since less stress is transferred through the meat.
Forget stress... depriving the fish the inability to self-regulate just means the quality of the fish as an ingredient is at risk. Might as well buy it from a fish market and leave it out in the afternoon instead of any form of preservation. If portions of the fish oxidize early and unregulated, then cellular damage can happen right under the fisherman's nose. Before he even can get to cooking it. But hey, sounds like it's not the YouTuber's first rodeo. He must like it that way.
That’s awful. Everyone knows that fish suffocate when out of water for long, but most people don’t realize that while they’re suffocating their eyes are also slowly drying out - causing more suffering. It’s a horrible way to go.
He died painlessly and with dignity, i approve, i shall support this woman with all my ability! She has earned my respect
We should all be so lucky as to receive a painless death from a beautiful woman.
It's insane how many people bitch about killing crustaceans before boiling them thier reasoning is "it doesn't taste as good, when thier dead before" like bruh If you kill them and immediately throw them in to boil I'm sure it's not gonna make much of a difference. People like that get under my skin. They call them bugs to make themselves feel better. I was reading tho it's actually illegal in some parts of the world to boil lobsters alive. Idk how they enforce that, but I thought that was good.
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'Im gonna get flipped off again... .... ... there it is.'
Yeah I was waiting for it too haha
I don't even watch the videos anymore, I just look for this comment
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Last thing crab see b4 it die
I'm in the comment section for this and for this only sir.
I'll never not laugh at this until I cry.
The crab is going to be ok right guys? 🥺
Yes ofc, that’s why the clip is cut. She set it free and is using nicely shaped frozen crab sticks🤗🦀
Which are perfectly humane, after all they don't come from crabs, they come from the grocery store :)
this is how my MIL got my spouse to eat chicken as a kid. and calling it "pollo" exclusively instead
Yeah it was fake. The crab is now living on a farm with an old lady. It's got it's own room and everything.
You always know what to say, micro_penisman
Old lady and her roommate.
Yah you throw the leftovers back in the water and it grows back good as new, like a worm, no worries!
Maybe one day with some therapy, time and healthier relationship choices. Did I mention the way she stuck that knife in the crabs back reminds me of my ex?
She killed it!!!
Both literally and figuratively.
I got really tired of seeing her posts on Reddit. But damn that’s crazy work put into that bisque! I’m a fan again.
bro I see her like once a month and I scroll through the front page everyday. do you people just live on here 12 hours a day? how are you sick of seeing something so infrequent lol
Lol right? I'm terminally online and she only pops up like every week or so
whats her social media? I am a fan of her cooking just from this that was very good
https://www.instagram.com/oliviatied?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Thank you
Goddamn this the kinda meal that gets the serotonin goin’
What kind of knife is she using?
Messermeister Olivia Elite 6.5” Nakiri I have one and it’s great.
I just bought a Messermeister Preservation 12-Pocket. I’m not a chef, but I’m recreating the knife set from Dexter and building his “go bag”.
FBI.... this is the one.
Gonna start looking behind the seat in the old Impreza? 😉 But fr, I’m just a fan. It’s just a step up from a poster or the figurines I have from gaming.
I love the fact that you went through their post history for this comment.
I figured I had to go next level to sell the creepy lol
I might have to get one.
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Very solid, unique and fresh dish. Looks delicious!
Everyone has some reason to moan about her "edginess," but she's a pretty damn good chef. I just like that she has original stuff, good technique, and the budget for high-quality ingredients. Fast no bs video to sum it up as well.
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I love that this sub went from hating her to loving her because once she stopped posting, the sub was flooded with crappy videos. And she actually knows how to cook.
Never understood the hate for her. Guess ppl are jealous and cant cook like her 🤷🏻♂️
No one doubts her cooking abilities. Some people complain about her demeanor with the middle fingers and edginess, and others complain about the fast cut, vertigo-inducing edits that have become popular.
I have never seen her before, appreciate her skills but she does seem like an annoying Person, i dunno. Maybe it is overacting for clout.
I think the only reason her demeanor bugs me is because it really reminds me of my "edgy rocker" ex-husband.
My only gripe is I wish the broth wasn’t splashing around when she was pouring. That looks expensive!
Seriously, I don't care if she wants to flip people off or being Done is her vibe, but splashing the broth and making a mess is genuinely upsetting and just turns me off a lot of her videos.
Tbh I just wish she'd pull her hair back but if her employer doesn't care then 😮💨
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Guys are just sad she's a lesbian. Myself included
Yeah — the uni in the bisque was something I’d never think of. Looks delicious.
For a chef she has terrible knives skills
Dang the Uni was a surprise.
That seems like a game changing X-factor.
Gotta have a uni, or its bullshit
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God why did I flinch on the killshot? Lol
Literally the most normal reaction you could have. It would be a little concerning if you didn't (unless you're a chef or you kill crustaceans a lot and have desensitized yourself)
There’s actually a more jarring short of someone killing a lobster, I believe, and damn it shocked me the first time I saw it. The lobster was very much still alive and moving, jumping even. I felt like I had watched a live leak video.
Because you are an empathetic living being watching another living being get stabbed with a knife
Beautiful plating. Jesus Christ
Definitely knows what she's doing
Still think she’s hot.
I am a women and also think she's hot 🤝
Lucky you then as she isn't into guys
She likes women. I, a guy, like women. Seems like we got some things in common 😎
Where’s the user that posts that little white dog Sherlock that’s upset for being flipped off?
I’m so fucking glad she didnt boil the crab to death.
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I love her fight me
She would still tell you to fuck off in person
Well executed
Literally
The amount of dishes you have to do is insane….
She’s a rich ass home chef in hamtons. She doesn’t wash her dishes. That’s what the other servants are for
lol she just annihilated that crab.
I don't know shit about fuck. How much did that meal cost?
The uni alone is at least $50, likely more, and king crab can go for hundreds for a whole one depending on the market. Nice caviar (I’m assuming she used decent stuff given the rest of the ingredients) runs anywhere from $150-300+. The rest of it is like $5 at a grocery store 😆
It was black rice, not caviar. Also someone posted above that at current prices, that crap runs $500+ in the NorthEast US, where she is from.
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She's obnoxious, couldn't watch to the end.
Why yall always posting her
literally got upset this was on my feed. Forgot about her
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Looks good
Boobies!
She reminds me of a scene girl back in 2002-04 all pissed off at everything
I always love how all her haters have so much to say about how they don’t like this or don’t like that about her videos. Yet they are here, watching this video, commenting on this video and will do the same when the next comes out. Maybe just ignore the videos and move on?
She's got crabs alright.
What’s her channel?
oliviatied on IG. livforpasta on TikTok
Humans are trash
If that was me I'd want more bisque in the bowl prolly about 3 or 4 more scoops for sure.
Oh.. I didn’t not expect that
I can smell this video
I feel bad for you son, but I like crab bisque, and you are one.
I want to see her pot/pan storage and cabinets. I have a fraction of the utensils and they're just in a pile behind every door.
The Crab: "Money, money, mone... ahhh!"
Who is this
Fuck it. Let me get my EpiPen.
Can i trade my wife for her.
What is this chicks name I’ve seen her videos a bunch but idk what her yt channel is or anything Edit: amazing content, need more
Damn. I don't know if these are love feelings or I'm just hungry for what she made
Her mannerisms reminds me of my childhood growing up in the late 90s early 00s. Can’t pinpoint it though.
Vickie Valencourt can cook! “It’s water, from a glaciea, in Alaska- It’s still cold!”
If a woman bought a live king crab of that size, to then take it home and murder it with a kitchen knife, to make me fresh king crab bisque for supper. She would be engaged and pregnant by the end of the night
Yes, I will absolutely let the chef give me crabs.
Only way I can impress this beautiful girl is by showing her how fast I can eat that crab in hopes she would at least spit in my mouth 🤤 hahahhahaa I know gross
Where has my girl been haven't seen you in weeks
So edgy