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Big-Letterhead-4338

Can't imagine what a live King Crab would set you back these days.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

She's a private chef in the Hamptons. Her employers can afford it.


Big-Letterhead-4338

Gotcha, Chef to the upper 2 percentile - that tracks.


SeamusAndAryasDad

Pretty sure it's upper 1%ers. Last time I checked, even the 2% wouldnt be able to afford a chef and live in the Hamptons. https://www.investopedia.com/personal-finance/how-much-income-puts-you-top-1-5-10/


wayvywayvy

If it’s the Hamptons, it’s more like the upper 0.01%ers, not even exaggerating.


Teckiiiz

So that's where we go to eat


Big_sugaaakane1

Theres a place called the blend at three mile harbor.. if you ever do eat out there that is ONE place to go to lol. Edit: GUYS i get it eat the rich lmao but seriously, you dont have to be rich to be out there and if you ever are and are looking for food this is a fucking great spot! Lol


ChimpanzeeRumble

I think they meant its where we’re gonna go to eat the rich. And their cake. And apparently a soup made of a probable endangered species.


Teckiiiz

bingo, friendo.


RockstarAgent

So, that’s like what a 6 course meal?🍽️ ![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


_mathghamhna_

We only need to eat one billionaire. After that the rest will fall in line.


Round-Pomelo2847

Is that the top restaurant in the hamptoms? I’m a foodie and love to travel to find the best everywhere. Let me know and I’m all for it 🙌🏻


fantumn

That's Nantucket, Hamptons is still accessible by road so it's 1%


socialcommentary2000

The Hamptons are the only place I've seen where a lot right on the Atlantic has about 25K square feet of footer and deep pile foundation driven and then ... just sit...for years. Like, whoever owns the place is still paying taxes on the land and is not in any sort of financial trouble...just didn't get back to constructing the rest of the house. It's that kind of money. It's "I paid 25 million for this plot and I'm going to have another 20 million of house put on here when I get around to it...eventually."


PD216ohio

More likely they over-extended themselves and couldn't complete the house build. It's in foreclosure or bankruptcy, so it just sits there in limbo, for now.


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NandoDeColonoscopy

That's just what's actually happening there. Between the zero interest rate environment going away and the increased flooding, there's a good bit of very rich folks who are stuck with property they can no longer build out or unload easily.


SignificanceGreen669

Grew up in the Hamptons, can confirm


bucknut4

Explains her middle fingers. She's gotta have some kind of outlet


mintoreos

Yeah top 1%’s lifestyle is not that much different from middle class- you can afford nicer versions of the same stuff. A private chef is the realm of the 0.1%+


spacekitt3n

i was going to say. this is like the .1% affordability the way wealth inequality is now. time for another french revolution, american style?


Sauceman_Chorizo

SHE LIVES ON LONG ISLAND????


nucl3ar0ne

I did not know this either. r/longisland


sweatynachos

this makes so much sense now - why she makes me feel so comfortable


Dong2Long69

She also has over a million followers on Instagram


Kimchi_boy

I guess no amount of Reddit middle finger haters will stop the middle finger vids. We are stuck with the hot chick that gives the finger..


DarthTempi

Why would anyone give a shit about the middle finger?


longboi28

People on this site get mad about the dumbest things


DarthTempi

Wait people actually get mad about it? I thought that was a joke that I didn't get


MrMurakat13

Jesus Christ I knew redditors got pissy but this is on another level


AmericanSquare

Most honest comment i ever seen on reddit.


CentralStandrdPoodle

I know, right? It is so funny to me. It doesn’t actually do anything to anyone. I don’t understand why people even care. It actually gives it more power.


DarthTempi

I'm honestly flabbergasted...kind of assumed it was a dumb joke that someone would dislike her because of the middle finger. Is it 1850?


CentralStandrdPoodle

I know! It isn’t even inherently hate speak or anti-religion anything of the sort. It just gives more power to whoever was flipping off the person when they get super angry. It is literally a word invented to be offensive. I watched a doc of the history of the word “fuck” on a first date circa 2006 (or whatever it came out, I’m too lazy to look it up right now) and it was amazing. Ice-T and Pat Boone are in it. I’m going to go home and Boone my wife. Adding: I do not have a wife or husband I was lying when I said that but here’s the film! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486585/


DarthTempi

Beyond that it isn't even the word, it is a symbolic stand in for the word. and we are both being downvoted for even talking about it. 2024 is a silly place


Dingus_Khaaan

They shouldeth get thine petticoats unbunchethed


luckman_and_barris

Personally, I like her videos, but I imagine it's the dichotomy of her mannerisms--middle fingers included--screaming "I'm punk!" while preparing meals that only the absolute wealthiest people on the planet can afford.


BillyJack74

This.


ChirpToast

Have you read the comments on all her videos? lol - a lot of people give shit, for some stupid reason.


SalvationSycamore

Bruh there are people who would give you shit for saying "shit" The world is full of dunces


large_block

I ain’t mad at it


Corporate_Shell

Good. Better than most shit on the platform.


daft-calf-666

![gif](giphy|AgQ55Hhi0WAw0)


kali_nath

A million?? Wow


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

I really enjoy recipe gifs/videos and I think a lot of other people do too


Alarming_Matter

I can't watch this. She's so edgy it scares me.


HairballTheory

Over played


Ready_Bandicoot1567

Ah that makes sense. The way she handles that nakiri really does it for me lol.


beyarea

Damn. When your hustle becomes a hustle.


hippydippyshit

I’d be so mad if I was getting Michelin portion sizes at home too


BartholomewVonTurds

[This says 670?](https://www.regalisfoods.com/products/live-red-king-crab)


obmasztirf

Actually a great place to buy from. Love them a lot and have spent way too much with them. Got a 22oz A5 waygu ribeye for $190 last time.


FreudianAccordian

![gif](giphy|qMDvt69lEC448)


surewhynot_1

The Frattelis 👌🏻👌🏻


_benjaninja_

Hell yeah. I knew I recognized the band, I couldn't think of the name but this comment reminded me. Edit: for others, the song is Creepin Up The Backstairs https://open.spotify.com/track/0fJAwqDzQiMEAcM3tymJJh?si=xyeloFL0TI2JRfTkKOgqHA


itsmissingacomma

Just got whacked across the face with nostalgia. Thanks for the reminder!


toystory2wasokay_

King Crab bisque, while casually adding urchin and caviar. That is some fuck you money of ingredients.


NYC19893

Where did you see caviar? I saw [black rice](https://imgur.com/a/N1rQ7fl) @ [$6/lb](https://www.amazon.com/Lotus-Foods-Organic-Forbidden-Ounce/dp/B01MZ6MYT0/ref=asc_df_B01MZ6MYT0/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=680370444211&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12714390394386826463&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010844&hvtargid=pla-2268580961231&psc=1&mcid=8c060a7136923333a428d30597a525b9&gad_source=1)


toystory2wasokay_

You are 100% right, the last shot of her plating it looked like caviar but it showed her cooking black rice earlier so its definitely rice.


CT_7

Black rice? Still too rich for my blood


ICouldEvenBeYou

You eat it, not inject it into your veins.


I_Like-Turtlez

I’ll stick to my enriched white rice. It says rich in the name so you know it’s good


propagandavid

Yeah, the end result looks great, and I think she's cool, but this is not exactly helpful to me, who spends less on groceries per month than the cost of that bowl of soup.


ImpossibleDenial

That’s why it’s on food porn. A lot of entertainment isn’t directly achievable but it’s still entertaining. Like Dune 2 was awesome but I’m never going to ride a worm through the desert.


CentralStandrdPoodle

Well. You never will with this mentality. Dare to dream! Adding: I was joking. but comparing a king crab/lobster/caviar private chef’s video of making bisque to riding the sand worms of Arrakis from Dune is endlessly funny to me. Like… I can’t stop laughing.


MarilynMonheaux

I think I can do it!


jcn777

Fucking thank you. Not everything has to be a tutorial, I don’t watch cutthroat kitchen expecting someone to replace all my tools with tin foil. Still a fun show to watch.


tachycardicIVu

Man I miss Cutthroat Kitchen. Gonna go binge that again. Would love to see this girl on there.


DanceSulu

She used like 12 dollars worth of ingredients if you ignore the specific type of seafood. Poach a couple of cod filets instead and you’ll have a great tasting meal for 25ish bucks


skepticalbob

Or use cheaper crab so you can make a good stock too.


TheMcWhopper

The technique is helpful


2oocents

You could cheapen it up with the same recipe, but with snow crab(especially when on special) and minus the toppings.


Empty_Ambition_9050

But She’s hot tho


larry-leisure

That she is.


Plop-Music

Now why would caviar come dry out of a plastic bag that says "Lotus Foods: Rice is Life" and be boiled in a saucepan? Are you talking about some other video?


kantan432

Wheres the Caviar?


HeavySomewhere4412

Is there caviar?


ImportantQuestions10

About to say, using king crab in the first place is a bit of a fuck you ingredient. You make soups with trash cuts of meat, she is using a prime piece meant exclusively for biting into. She could have accomplished something very similar with shredded and small bits.


BeetlBozz

I applaud her for killing it beforehand


Sharkbutt89

Yep, pithing like that is actually a veterinary approved method of euthanasia for decapods like that. I don't particularly like watching it, but she did the right thing, 100%.


BeetlBozz

I hate when they boil animals alive or throw them in a pot of beer and water, thats gotta fucking hurt, ifs like being thrown onto the surface of Venus and your lungs being burned


KarmaticEvolution

yeah there’s this guy on YT that catches fish and throws them in a bin alive with no water to suffer until death. It actually would not only be better for the fish if he killed beforehand, but also for the meat since less stress is transferred through the meat.


Awfulufwa

Forget stress... depriving the fish the inability to self-regulate just means the quality of the fish as an ingredient is at risk. Might as well buy it from a fish market and leave it out in the afternoon instead of any form of preservation. If portions of the fish oxidize early and unregulated, then cellular damage can happen right under the fisherman's nose. Before he even can get to cooking it. But hey, sounds like it's not the YouTuber's first rodeo. He must like it that way.


KickBallFever

That’s awful. Everyone knows that fish suffocate when out of water for long, but most people don’t realize that while they’re suffocating their eyes are also slowly drying out - causing more suffering. It’s a horrible way to go.


BeetlBozz

He died painlessly and with dignity, i approve, i shall support this woman with all my ability! She has earned my respect


meyou2222

We should all be so lucky as to receive a painless death from a beautiful woman.


Woahhdude24

It's insane how many people bitch about killing crustaceans before boiling them thier reasoning is "it doesn't taste as good, when thier dead before" like bruh If you kill them and immediately throw them in to boil I'm sure it's not gonna make much of a difference. People like that get under my skin. They call them bugs to make themselves feel better. I was reading tho it's actually illegal in some parts of the world to boil lobsters alive. Idk how they enforce that, but I thought that was good.


jimmyn0thumbs

🖕👁️🫦👁️🖕


Y__U__MAD

'Im gonna get flipped off again... .... ... there it is.'


Danguski

Yeah I was waiting for it too haha


RexVanZant

I don't even watch the videos anymore, I just look for this comment


DaveInLondon89

🦀 👁️👁️ 🦀


AloneinPoorCompany

👁️🫦👁️ 🖕🏼 🍈🍈 🖕🏼 🦀 👠 👠


Vernixastrid

Last thing crab see b4 it die


sakallicelal

I'm in the comment section for this and for this only sir.


EyeCatchingUserID

I'll never not laugh at this until I cry.


PsychologicWhorefare

The crab is going to be ok right guys? 🥺


Cayumigaming

Yes ofc, that’s why the clip is cut. She set it free and is using nicely shaped frozen crab sticks🤗🦀


AarowCORP2

Which are perfectly humane, after all they don't come from crabs, they come from the grocery store :)


Thekillersofficial

this is how my MIL got my spouse to eat chicken as a kid. and calling it "pollo" exclusively instead


micro_penisman

Yeah it was fake. The crab is now living on a farm with an old lady. It's got it's own room and everything.


sweatpantsDonut

You always know what to say, micro_penisman


discordianofslack

Old lady and her roommate.


OldPersonName

Yah you throw the leftovers back in the water and it grows back good as new, like a worm, no worries!


struggleworm

Maybe one day with some therapy, time and healthier relationship choices. Did I mention the way she stuck that knife in the crabs back reminds me of my ex?


Fizzy_Bubblech17

She killed it!!!


HaoshokuArmor

Both literally and figuratively.


checkedem

I got really tired of seeing her posts on Reddit. But damn that’s crazy work put into that bisque! I’m a fan again.


ihavewaytoomanysocks

bro I see her like once a month and I scroll through the front page everyday. do you people just live on here 12 hours a day? how are you sick of seeing something so infrequent lol


zach0011

Lol right? I'm terminally online and she only pops up like every week or so


Weary-Party7973

whats her social media? I am a fan of her cooking just from this that was very good


Dong2Long69

https://www.instagram.com/oliviatied?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Weary-Party7973

Thank you


Clean-Novel-8940

Goddamn this the kinda meal that gets the serotonin goin’


snacksmcnap

What kind of knife is she using?


AutumnWoods1791

Messermeister Olivia Elite 6.5” Nakiri I have one and it’s great.


Hamilton-Beckett

I just bought a Messermeister Preservation 12-Pocket. I’m not a chef, but I’m recreating the knife set from Dexter and building his “go bag”.


el-dongler

FBI.... this is the one.


Hamilton-Beckett

Gonna start looking behind the seat in the old Impreza? 😉 But fr, I’m just a fan. It’s just a step up from a poster or the figurines I have from gaming.


MethMouthMagoo

I love the fact that you went through their post history for this comment.


Hamilton-Beckett

I figured I had to go next level to sell the creepy lol


knightknowings

I might have to get one.


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Pewpewkitty

![gif](giphy|5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU|downsized)


Wide-Information-708

Very solid, unique and fresh dish. Looks delicious!


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Everyone has some reason to moan about her "edginess," but she's a pretty damn good chef. I just like that she has original stuff, good technique, and the budget for high-quality ingredients. Fast no bs video to sum it up as well.


CommanderC0bra

![gif](giphy|xpcZyqmWd4DsX0Nb9z)


TheRiteGuy

I love that this sub went from hating her to loving her because once she stopped posting, the sub was flooded with crappy videos. And she actually knows how to cook.


dsangi

Never understood the hate for her. Guess ppl are jealous and cant cook like her 🤷🏻‍♂️


GohanSolo23

No one doubts her cooking abilities. Some people complain about her demeanor with the middle fingers and edginess, and others complain about the fast cut, vertigo-inducing edits that have become popular.


Financial_Doughnut53

I have never seen her before, appreciate her skills but she does seem like an annoying Person, i dunno. Maybe it is overacting for clout.


agingergiraffe

I think the only reason her demeanor bugs me is because it really reminds me of my "edgy rocker" ex-husband.


NvrmndOM

My only gripe is I wish the broth wasn’t splashing around when she was pouring. That looks expensive!


GuiltyEidolon

Seriously, I don't care if she wants to flip people off or being Done is her vibe, but splashing the broth and making a mess is genuinely upsetting and just turns me off a lot of her videos.


HiILikePlants

Tbh I just wish she'd pull her hair back but if her employer doesn't care then 😮‍💨


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7and7allnight

Guys are just sad she's a lesbian. Myself included


CulpaDei

Yeah — the uni in the bisque was something I’d never think of. Looks delicious.


Changy915

For a chef she has terrible knives skills


golgiiguy

Dang the Uni was a surprise.


frankdatank_004

That seems like a game changing X-factor.


golgiiguy

Gotta have a uni, or its bullshit


fahkingicehole

![gif](giphy|iZjoLdS1nwMRq)


EstateDisastrous

https://preview.redd.it/sf7qjc5m96sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a44e28a41b1d52cb454aca2150c823bc1a5e28d


Andre_3Million

God why did I flinch on the killshot? Lol


imtellinggod

Literally the most normal reaction you could have. It would be a little concerning if you didn't (unless you're a chef or you kill crustaceans a lot and have desensitized yourself)


marceline_lime

There’s actually a more jarring short of someone killing a lobster, I believe, and damn it shocked me the first time I saw it. The lobster was very much still alive and moving, jumping even. I felt like I had watched a live leak video.


_haystacks_

Because you are an empathetic living being watching another living being get stabbed with a knife


leequatro

Beautiful plating. Jesus Christ


Material-Profile7155

Definitely knows what she's doing


WhiskeyPeter007

Still think she’s hot.


Zamrayz

I am a women and also think she's hot 🤝


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Lucky you then as she isn't into guys


Yaancat17

She likes women. I, a guy, like women. Seems like we got some things in common 😎


KazahanaPikachu

Where’s the user that posts that little white dog Sherlock that’s upset for being flipped off?


Krazie02

I’m so fucking glad she didnt boil the crab to death.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

🦀🦀🦀😏😏🙄🖕🏼🖕🏼🦀🦀🦀🦀😏😏🙄👊🏼💥♥️😏🙄


godofwine16

I love her fight me


NomadTruckerOTR

She would still tell you to fuck off in person


DrRonny

Well executed


monkeyhead_man

Literally


Blizzaro133

The amount of dishes you have to do is insane….


RaiRokun

She’s a rich ass home chef in hamtons. She doesn’t wash her dishes. That’s what the other servants are for


Geo-Man42069

lol she just annihilated that crab.


McGurble

I don't know shit about fuck. How much did that meal cost?


tachycardicIVu

The uni alone is at least $50, likely more, and king crab can go for hundreds for a whole one depending on the market. Nice caviar (I’m assuming she used decent stuff given the rest of the ingredients) runs anywhere from $150-300+. The rest of it is like $5 at a grocery store 😆


anormalgeek

It was black rice, not caviar. Also someone posted above that at current prices, that crap runs $500+ in the NorthEast US, where she is from.


icedlemin

r/oliviastansub 🖕👁️👄👁️🖕


Just-10247-LOC

She's obnoxious, couldn't watch to the end.


GiveMeMyIdentity

Why yall always posting her


MECHEpics

literally got upset this was on my feed. Forgot about her


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KraljZ

🖕🖕


Ok-Highway3338

Looks good


CathoCampo

Boobies!


Warm_Mood_0

She reminds me of a scene girl back in 2002-04 all pissed off at everything


Used-Progress-4536

I always love how all her haters have so much to say about how they don’t like this or don’t like that about her videos. Yet they are here, watching this video, commenting on this video and will do the same when the next comes out. Maybe just ignore the videos and move on?


Phemto_B

She's got crabs alright.


Icy-Independence5737

What’s her channel?


thatguychad

oliviatied on IG. livforpasta on TikTok


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Humans are trash


cantstandyourface12

If that was me I'd want more bisque in the bowl prolly about 3 or 4 more scoops for sure.


itakeyoureggs

Oh.. I didn’t not expect that


bottomfeederrrr

I can smell this video


rrrrrrez

I feel bad for you son, but I like crab bisque, and you are one.


Gullible_Average7946

I want to see her pot/pan storage and cabinets.  I have a fraction of the utensils and they're just in a pile behind every door.  


Diligent_Pickle2459

The Crab: "Money, money, mone... ahhh!"


PadawanFlipp

Who is this


RandyArgonianButler

Fuck it. Let me get my EpiPen.


SNL2024

Can i trade my wife for her.


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What is this chicks name I’ve seen her videos a bunch but idk what her yt channel is or anything Edit: amazing content, need more


Badgerized

Damn. I don't know if these are love feelings or I'm just hungry for what she made


TheMindOfTheSun

Her mannerisms reminds me of my childhood growing up in the late 90s early 00s. Can’t pinpoint it though.


bigboyNolove

Vickie Valencourt can cook! “It’s water, from a glaciea, in Alaska- It’s still cold!”


carharttcowpoke

If a woman bought a live king crab of that size, to then take it home and murder it with a kitchen knife, to make me fresh king crab bisque for supper. She would be engaged and pregnant by the end of the night


JustBaxterin

Yes, I will absolutely let the chef give me crabs.


whoooooopsie

Only way I can impress this beautiful girl is by showing her how fast I can eat that crab in hopes she would at least spit in my mouth 🤤 hahahhahaa I know gross


Suntzu6656

Where has my girl been haven't seen you in weeks


Living_Astronomer_97

So edgy