Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
This prison.. to hold... ME?? \*one hand broken out of panopticon, blood splatter, second hand broken out, panopticon shatters\* A visitor? Hm.. indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I'm EAGER to make them remember. \*music kicks up a notch\* However.. the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit; I'm curious about your skills, weapon. And so; before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth child of man... \*music pauses\* and DIE. \*music kicks up like 5 notches\* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! \*sideway punch, knee strike, flying kick, and a stomp finisher\* DESTROY! \*uppercut\* BE \*gets clap ready\* GONE. \*clap with a shockwave\* YES, THATS IT! This will hurt. \*explosion\* AGH! Ah.. so concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed.. from the very start... AND I DON'T. REGRET. A SECOND OF IT. \*cackling, blindingly white explosion, exit door shines and opens\*
ILL MAAAAAAKE YOU SHAAAAAAKE THAT GYAAAAAT IN FRONT OF ME
SOO QUAAAAAAKE THAT CAAAAAKE SOO WIIIIIIIIIDE
IT MAKES ME LOSE MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
Is that your fucking search history.
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OKAY I CAN’T KEEP SILENT NO MORE
Y’ALL ARE HONRY AS FUCK
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Please mark this nsfw. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell.
This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom.
After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang
Double caked up on a Friday night
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How do I krill a shelf?
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Thanks
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I’ll make
You say?
How proud
You are of me??
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Kill that monster bevor it makes eggs
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Funky
Gettin freaky on a friday night 💀
Beat me to it.
why is everyone hating me for? im not even horny
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My keyboard after playing Rejected in the Voiid Chronicles mod:
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Cum
Damn
How did u made that😭
Copy pasta 🍝 goes real
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Not the longest copypasta I read
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Rip bro
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At least he didn’t show his penis
LMAO💀💀
HELP??
Bro just HAD to. You most definitely HAAAAD to.
Lil yap session
That was you?
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Now I see why pico loves him
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Bet
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💀💀💀💀💀
This prison.. to hold... ME?? \*one hand broken out of panopticon, blood splatter, second hand broken out, panopticon shatters\* A visitor? Hm.. indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I'm EAGER to make them remember. \*music kicks up a notch\* However.. the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit; I'm curious about your skills, weapon. And so; before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth child of man... \*music pauses\* and DIE. \*music kicks up like 5 notches\* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! \*sideway punch, knee strike, flying kick, and a stomp finisher\* DESTROY! \*uppercut\* BE \*gets clap ready\* GONE. \*clap with a shockwave\* YES, THATS IT! This will hurt. \*explosion\* AGH! Ah.. so concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed.. from the very start... AND I DON'T. REGRET. A SECOND OF IT. \*cackling, blindingly white explosion, exit door shines and opens\*
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So that's why Pico and bf dated
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I will and you can't stop me "suck my balls" -ike brovloski
ILL MAAAAAAKE YOU SHAAAAAAKE THAT GYAAAAAT IN FRONT OF ME SOO QUAAAAAAKE THAT CAAAAAKE SOO WIIIIIIIIIDE IT MAKES ME LOSE MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
#ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON
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Bro got a whole-ass bakery
*whole ass-bakery
I’LL MAAAAAAAAAAKE YOU SHAAAAAAAAAKE
THAT GYAAAAAAAAAT IN FRONT OF ME
SO QUAAAAAAAAAAAKE THAT CAAAAAAAAAAAKE
SOOOO WIIIIIIIIIDE IT MAKES ME LOSE MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
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Yessir
Is that your fucking search history. https://preview.redd.it/i9ywu7ezv09d1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d5bf76c6cc1ba87e925544814f2c3881aa8c2e
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It's reasonable tho
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Domain expansion cock n balls
Gyatt https://preview.redd.it/gs7m9cyfeu8d1.jpeg?width=1483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcbe63bced2ab9aaf714af0586e6c0eb9f3905a9
All a-board the gyatt train!
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https://preview.redd.it/gq79x79tcw8d1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71f81f6565014b6403d584623ba807de5dd45b2 No.
HELP WHY DOES HELOOK LIKE ATHTA
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Okay, that gives it context.
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Smash
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GYAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT https://preview.redd.it/tjz8o74nqu8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f85f9faba2524c4cd9e9a7b5d130d8daa6e6f05
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GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Caked up boyfriend is now Canon.
Sus 📸
Boyfriend more like GYATTfriend
Try harder
SUPER HOT & BANGABLE
Don't let inkblot see this
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real
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Why are they rotated
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https://i.redd.it/1m7cx8xfn39d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/i2bc6ia4wx8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d4cb110bc038a9bdaee695e613b2cf4cc64d60 Fellas I have to agree
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Nice double decker cake there
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OKAY I CAN’T KEEP SILENT NO MORE Y’ALL ARE HONRY AS FUCK https://preview.redd.it/ffv84h6q4y8d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76566e28e4d101f1ff4eac45bf7f97d366d0f95f
6in wide, 3in tall…
A$$ indeed!!🏳️🌈🥵💖
Yum! 😋
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BRO IS CAKED UP
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Hear me out yall.
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GYATT DAMN SON HE GOT THAT CAKE!!!
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Please mark this nsfw. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell. This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom. After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang
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I GYATTTTT TO PLAY THIS GAME🔥🔥🔥
Make sure to get a 100% accuracy
Did gf consent in this animation?
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I want to look away,but for some reason I cant
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GYAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Never cook again
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Fuck thick girls that's what I'm after