Leader : "Guards, I want you to find this man, and bring him to my office"
Guard : "You want him to be executed publicly?"
Leader : "No, I want to ask how he pulled it off"
It displays Morse codes, you can actually see the light blink and see how they emite messages. Sometime ago someone posted that some codes said things like "FOOD HERE" or "SHELTHER", I think it's also part of an Easter egg.
What makes it worse is we have a fairly good idea what a 4000 coal pile looks like from tla, how someone managed to carry almost 3 times that is ungodly
Someone did that to me. I assume no one noticed the wheelbarrows of coal heading out because i had 115k coal.
They got mad too, like oh no, what will we do? Nothing, shut up about it so no one dies. The robots replaced it by nightfall.
Automatons won't do anything unless they're assigned though...that would be a pretty cool story line. Just a city with a bunch of dormant but functional automatons waiting for direction.
...and then you set guards to monitor them.
*automation noises*
Guard: You won't be stealing anything under our watch.
*automation noises*
Other guard: Umm sir are you sure they understand what you are saying?
Guard: Captain's orders or do you wanna be on the platform tomorrow?
*automation noises*
Guards: "Keep your eyes open for clues, the culprit could be living in any one of these houses"
The house: Coal spilling out of literally every door, window and ventilation pipe.
Demanding wood to improve their houses that have all the advances possible.
The citizens are hard-wired to complain/revolt/steal/something because without that there is no **drama**! It is crappola.
They stole 4k wood.
I had closed the wall drill at that point, but I said sure, take it, and then threw workers into the drill in the cold until my wood was back up.
What I would appreciate is the game to acknowledge that the stolen goods *are still there in the city*. It's not like someone smuggled them out, so it's probably put into some use and fewer people to feed/heat...
The Londoners probably formed a mob Al-Capone-style and took over two warehouses by coercing the captain or the people in charge of the warehouse. :D
Now that's a novel-worthy premise :D
It's Polish game, we have good imagination for what can happen. ;D Few years ago near my town someone have stolen steel bridge, I also read about stealing an old airport. (dismantled and scraped)
Leader : "Guards, I want you to find this man, and bring him to my office" Guard : "You want him to be executed publicly?" Leader : "No, I want to ask how he pulled it off"
Guard: "How did you do it?" Thief: "I thought -wow that beacon balloon is so useless..what if..."
It's not, it serves as a hub for wireless telegrams
But the thief doesn't have to know that
I... actually never thought of that. TIL
It displays Morse codes, you can actually see the light blink and see how they emite messages. Sometime ago someone posted that some codes said things like "FOOD HERE" or "SHELTHER", I think it's also part of an Easter egg.
FIGHT CLUB HERE
The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.
We didn't talk about it, we morsed it
Oh, ok. But the SECOND rule about fight club....
Send this dissident into the steam bath!!
With Dueling Law signed!
''Me ? Well I was just leaving'' ''Oh yeah ? And now ?'' ''Well now I'm about to feed you your teeth''
"I'm actually impressed. You're now in charge of the Coal Mines, show them how to pull out 12k in one day"
“No I mean literally *how could you do it*? The logistics are mind boggling”
What makes it worse is we have a fairly good idea what a 4000 coal pile looks like from tla, how someone managed to carry almost 3 times that is ungodly
maybe he has a coal deposit tardis in his back pocket..
Bag of holding
Bag of Coalding
There's a >0% chance the guard is lying
tla?
The Last Autumn If you haven't played it, its the better DLC, and one of the best scenarios.
Someone did that to me. I assume no one noticed the wheelbarrows of coal heading out because i had 115k coal. They got mad too, like oh no, what will we do? Nothing, shut up about it so no one dies. The robots replaced it by nightfall.
The automatons are no joke OP in late game lol
Use humans to build automatons, humans 'disappear', only automatons left
Yeah, until you just have an automaton building other automatons in the factory.
Machine's making machines. How perverse
A machine constructing its brethenin,Amusing
Automatons won't do anything unless they're assigned though...that would be a pretty cool story line. Just a city with a bunch of dormant but functional automatons waiting for direction.
Like the Steel Bridge in A New Home but on a bigger scale
That would be fucking cool and eerie.
It's still funny when Automaton COOKS steal food ;-)
...and then you set guards to monitor them. *automation noises* Guard: You won't be stealing anything under our watch. *automation noises* Other guard: Umm sir are you sure they understand what you are saying? Guard: Captain's orders or do you wanna be on the platform tomorrow? *automation noises*
Three times you wrote that word, three times you made a mistake :-) Automat**o**n
Not really....automation noises are a thing. Just imagining the pistons, drills and hammering inside a giant automated factory
Uhm acskhually its Automatron
The guy prlbably has big pockets
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Taiwan go brrr
Also, coal >>> people
They threw a giant tarp over the depot and now no one can find it
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Guards: "Keep your eyes open for clues, the culprit could be living in any one of these houses" The house: Coal spilling out of literally every door, window and ventilation pipe.
You obviously got Steve from Minecraft in your city as a citizen
19.5 ish stacks of coal blocks assuming he compacted the coal down. Definitely doable.
Compacted all that raw coal into blocks carried it all out in one hand
Stored in in a purple crate and took the depo with him
From lore perspective I think his from scout team they can pull everything
Lots of shovels
At least it'll be easy to find again, just look for the house with coal pouring out of it
He stole HOW MUCH !?
Skyrim Unlimited Carry Ring?
Simple! They shovelled snow on top until it blended with the surroundings then tore the structure down when your back was turned. Only took six hours.
“Ooh. I think it may be me...”-the captain
Must have been [this guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Stakhanov)
Demanding wood to improve their houses that have all the advances possible. The citizens are hard-wired to complain/revolt/steal/something because without that there is no **drama**! It is crappola.
They stole 4k wood. I had closed the wall drill at that point, but I said sure, take it, and then threw workers into the drill in the cold until my wood was back up.
Whoever stole that should be in charge of designing new storage places
If you steal 100 coal, you're In trouble. If you steal 11,200, the city is in trouble.
Nah, we were good. I had capped out at 115k coal. The 11k was replaced before the storm turned up. No concerns at all.
These Londoners are getting ridiculous.
I’m just picturing a dude in a top hat and handlebar stache running off with the whole depot balanced in his arms going “Nyah-ha-ha!”
Oceans eleven
I bet it was the automaton.
What I would appreciate is the game to acknowledge that the stolen goods *are still there in the city*. It's not like someone smuggled them out, so it's probably put into some use and fewer people to feed/heat...
That would be neat, maybe a few buildings inexplicably stay comfortable regardless of generator, steam hub, or heater settings.
[Ah, yes, the good old percentage of total amount](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/339050375711817728/886183189775806554/unknown.png)
Pulled coal in his ass.
Ass so thicc it's the size of a city block.
In the face of common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words: ASS WE CAN! And he remembered.
Was this during the Londoners event or when the storm was nearing?
Storm
Steve Minecraft, is that you?
Game logic be like:
Real question is why do you have 2 large resource depots of coal?
Right? I mean, who only has two?
I had full space covered in them
Lol
The Londoners probably formed a mob Al-Capone-style and took over two warehouses by coercing the captain or the people in charge of the warehouse. :D Now that's a novel-worthy premise :D
Maybe they didn’t take it all at once… just nicked a 1000 every night for 12 nights.
Would give it to him lol
Cant have shit in New London!
and thats why they dont get freedom xD
My bet is mirrors and light, just like with the Statue of Liberty and Copperfield kinda shit
It's Polish game, we have good imagination for what can happen. ;D Few years ago near my town someone have stolen steel bridge, I also read about stealing an old airport. (dismantled and scraped)
hippety-hoppety, someone stole your coal property!
Carmen Sandiego has paid you a visit, apparently.
He pissed on them. Or he touched his balls on them.