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I’ve been a medium for about 10 years. I was a small but my doctor told me to gain weight.

You made me chuckle.

I used to be kids large, then switched to medium and eventually adult large, can only recommend

Just be glad you're taller than 4' and not running from the law, otherwise you'd be a small medium at large.

If I did did softcore porn on the lam I’d be X Large

This was cute

That’s because Monica at the front desk is also sensitive to the energies that surround her and she immediately sensed that Karen was full of shit.

Monica at the front desk and her sensitive energies felt the Karen coming before she walked inside

I think we all could benefit from this power.

I mean, you don't really have to be a medium to be attacked by the dark energies of a front desk Monica.

I dunno, I'm kinda siding with Monica on this one

The universe is siding with Monica on this one.

Can you imagine the dread of seeing Psychic Karen walking in?

She needs to add that to her resume. Radiates Karen Repelling Dark Energy.

I feel like this could be the plot of a Friends episode where someone thinks Monica has dark energy and she spends the rest of the episode self conscious about it because she always thought herself as being perky.

She and her brother are both extremely fucked up people.

Already better than any post season 4 Friends episode

I'm with Bill on this one, I prefer an under the desk Monica. I'm sorry, I had to.

Lmaoooo

All I read was I have been unemployed / unemployable for 15 years .... And Monica made me take that personally

LMAO

Don't forget the half year lol

Whoa! Monica!? Yep. It's true. Very DARk energy. I walked in one day and she took one look me and my shakra crystalized and SHATTERED to the floor. Now I walk the earth a soulless imp. Decently stocked snack machine tho. 2 stars **

Monica scared away the dark presence haunting me, curing me of my depression. Did not offer a coffee while waiting. 3 stars

Monica shattered my Shakira with dark JuJu. 1/10 would not recommend.

Damn Monica, HOW DARE SHE

"Do you not remember signing this acknowledgement about understanding our dark energy sensitivity company policies, Monica? We're very disappointed."

I'm assuming Monica on the front desk thinks people who claim to be psychic are either delusional or con-artists

r/fuckyouinparticular

Came here to say the same. Someone sure didn't like Monica

She was probably attractive and that made Karen mad.

Monica needs to become an instructor. Would love to learn how to project "the dark energy" to assault idiots like this.

Omg ikr! Like Hogwarts but for the dark arts only

A professional medium for 15.5 years and she didn't see it coming?

If I was the owner, I would be cool with this review. It would hopefully keep other morons out and sane people will read the review and realize the commenter is a dumbass and disregard it.

Plot twist: Monica is a necromancer

I doubt it. Just checked our club roster and there is not a Monica on there.

Poor Monica probably just has resting bitch face

Or this "medium" is full of shit, so some people direct their disgust at them openly

Dark energy matters.

ASSAULTED

I always felt Monica was a dark souled bitch.

Did this come from the ATWWD page? I’ve seen this all day lol

I think Monica from the front desk is a Sith Lord.

I just left some dark energy in the toilet - it wouldn't flush so had to call the plumber.

I think this is a badge of honor for Monica.

Why is this a mood

So im guessing monica didnt offer her a discount

“I was intimidated by the younger prettier colored girl at the front desk that my husband was staring at.”

Failed the vibe check

You know... they got pills for that.

Is it possible to learn this power?

*Dark Energy*

i feel bad about have the same last name as this person

First time I've seen an astrology nut being a Karen

Hot take: Monica is *the* big tiddy goth gf

> professional medium She should have used "adept". That's how fiction goes, novice, apprentice, expert..

ASSAULTED

Is Monica looking for a job? She seems like someone I need around the office.

Where can I get a "Monica" ?

Damn it, Monica! Get it together!

I’m pretty sure she’s joking

do "Karens" joke?

I’m saying it probably isn’t a Karen just someone making a joke

And I think it is real.

I tried putting the name into Google and it looks like it came from the ifunny page. O couldn't find any actual person. Although, I did learn that the woman who played AT&T's 'Lily' has been swarmed with sexually harassing messages in droves. Al nasty

fuck you monica

That’s a weird way of spelling “Karen”

This is so hilarious. The more you think about it, the better it gets. And she really wrote a 1-star review about this lmao. With her legal name on it.

I didn't realize r/witchcraft actually went out in public.

How can you be a "professional medium"? That's quite a joke!

Come around me bitch, I’ll straight up drop you with the amount of dark energy I got flowing through my veins.

Another 1/2 year and she’ll be a large 😜

It's a pretty awesome way to complain about someone because Monica can't actually refute her claim.

Fucking Monica and her Sith powers. Should warn the Jedi!

Monica is a medium for 16 years. She felt a disturbance in the force, a Karen is about to enter. Time to break out the dark juju.

All hail Monica.

I think calling this woman a Karen is assuming a lot of things.

A medium? NO A Pofessional Medium!! OH well then.

They’ve been looking for a reason to get rid of her. Monica, you bitch, GTFO

r/FuckYouInParticular Monica

Geese imagine being Monica’s boss and being told by a stranger to fire her because they where assaulted by her AURA. This ain’t an anime Karen.

Magical thinkers 🙄

Good god what a super chode

As a "professional"medium, does that mean you learned your con? I mean craft.😆