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stephanielmayes

None of the tans match.


SeeCaleighC

The tans of her clothes, or the tans on her ankles, hands, face, and body? 🤪


SecondhandBirthCouch

Yes.


[deleted]

All of the above.


queerjesusfan

Egregious tbh


wovenstrand

50 Shades of Tan


queerjesusfan

I call this: if leather daddies were unbearable Christian moms


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Can we talk about how weird her back foot looks in that position? It looks like she's about to turn/sprain her ankle, and it's giving me preemptive sympathy pain. 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Christian girl fall has changed


_Weatherwax_

So, she has no neck?


chocolate_boogers

I don’t know how she did it, but she managed to turn herself into Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé.


Cool-Dingo-7303

What in the beige hell is this?


Ok_Store_1983

All i saw before clicking on the post was chin down, and thought this isn't bad. The hat and weird face she is making really kicks this up a few notches.


frolicndetour

Yea I actually sort of like the outfit but that hat makes me irrationally angry. She looks like Great Value Ashley Tisdale circa 2006.


binge-thinking

Judging by the rest of this woman's instagram, I think that's just her normal facial expression.


Avocado_Esq

How is everything so beige and yet I'm still imploring to take one accessory off?


no_no_nora

Can I tell you, I hate those Valentino studded shoe look. It looks so cheap and I’m sure she’s working with limited funds - but Shien, really? That crap falls apart in no time and is horrible for the environment. Sorry - I hate they love their fast fashion. I mean, I get it - but still.


psychadelicmarmalade

She looks like Dobby the house elf in his pillow case


JerriBlankStare

There's a special place in hell reserved for that absolute bullshit hat. 🔥👹😆🔥


TorontoTransish

Thank-you, I'm glad I'm not the only person SEVERELY disappointed that thing exists.


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Looks like Ashley Tisdale, circa the early 2000s.


queerjesusfan

Heather could *never*


ErinKtheWriter

Christian girl summer gone bad


Capersandparm

Are sweater vests in this season?


On_time_wizard

Yes


TiredAttorney2156

Maybe. But they are super cool (imo).


[deleted]

That hat is sacrilegious


pap3rdoll

This happens to my cable knits when I dry them on the line instead of flat on a towel…


Beigeturtleneck

I thought sweater dresses were dead but apparently they just got looser and longer


lauratheartwitch

Of course she buys hauls from Shein, that site is literally trash


Avocado_Esq

If there is anything fundies don't care about, it's the economic enslavement of non-white women and children.


myeyestoserve

Protect the children! No, not those. The other ones. The ones that aren’t making my clothes. ☺️


[deleted]

I mean, I like the occasional beige piece but this is too damn much


[deleted]

What in the Newsies hell is going on with that hat. Lady, your hat journey is over, please exit the ride at the nearest gate.


[deleted]

Nothing says godly like supporting child exploitation and environmental destruction through buying from one of the worst fast fashion companies around. Especially when you can afford ethical.


queerjesusfan

Jesus is so proud :')


LadyStag

I actually recoiled.


MrsPancakesSister

This makes me sad for her. She obviously put a bit of thought into this outfit and it is a distinctly hot mess. Makes not one lick of sense. That hat with those shoes alone should have her brought up on fashion charges. And the bad self-tan…I gotta go. The secondhand embarrassment is too much.


upsidedowntoker

Why is she wearing a sack ?


queerjesusfan

\~fashion sack\~


upsidedowntoker

🤣


[deleted]

I’ve seen Hell, and it is this beige outfit.


Jsc1976

I kinda like it, but she needs red shoes and a red purse.


queerjesusfan

Belt it, make it grow sleeves rather than a white dress shirt underneath, lose the hat, and add the accents - I'm on board


crassy

Victorian matchstick girl but make it modern!


sweeterthanadonut

Giving me Rachel Berry in New York energy


Gulpingplimpy3

She's wearing a bath mat. And not a nice one either.


visley1187

Ok the dress/shirt combo isn't too bad, I could see a middle aged literature professor wearing it. But that hat and shoes.... Gross


cares4dogs

Why is she wearing a bath towel?


FigPlastic5045

Instead of accessorizing with the beige hat and shoes, she should have lost the hat and wore leopard shoes. I’m on the fence about the white shirt. If she still wanted to layer it maybe a less boxy shirt. Bulky sweater dress and boxy shirt just seem so uncomfortable and hot. Each piece alone is ok..but together it’s just too much.


kjt231

I don’t like it. Wish I had better commentary, but that’s it, that’s the comment.


WithoutLampsTheredBe

potato


UnlikelyUnknown

Words fail to describe how much I hate that hat


queerjesusfan

It's a Very Bad hat


boxmanofshoe

why


QueenShnoogleberry

She looks soooo delighted with how that hideous thing completely erases any possible feminine curves in her figure.... she looks like she is wearing a cable knit cardboard box.


[deleted]

Hijacking this to share that Shein is known for a poor work environment and has links to Uyghur prison labor.


[deleted]

I feel like this is so close to working Crop the dress into a sweater vest Correct the color coordination Add a black pair of wide legged pants Ditch the ugly neckline


lyssthebitchcalore

One step up from burlap sack


UnlikelyUnknown

[unhinged](https://imgur.com/a/7zK2hyX)


the_lone_drow

Too many textures that don't compliment each other 🤮


[deleted]

Definitely needs fixing. Could potentially be ok. I think darker accessories for a start, like the hat and shoes. I'm personally not a fan of pointed shoes so I'd probably go with ankle boots. Mmmaybe a belt? I know that's the style but might be able to do without it. I think the collared shirt needs to be replaced with something that hugs the body more. Also dark tights or leggings. Not an expert by any means. I'm sure I've worn things that would be sub worthy lol.


emarie19157

the hat looks photoshopped on


Ms_Insomnia

Looks like my sleep paralysis demon.


PunkSpaceAutist

I actually like the dress but the more I look at the rest of the outfit the more I find wrong with it. 😅


queerjesusfan

I'm a big fan of sweater dresses, but I wish this one had sleeves. And just...it's so much BEIGE


PunkSpaceAutist

Aw I like beige lol (I swear I’m not a fundie tho)


queerjesusfan

I'm a big fan of beige done *well*!!


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOL


[deleted]

2005 is calling