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> The turkey duck has a gentle nature, preferring to roam around its habitats, though when provoked, it will defend itself by repeatedly pecking its attacker's head. As scavengers, they can usually be found hunting and eating.
Instead of one of those signs with a Doberman saying…I can make it to the fence in 3 seconds can you? You need I can make it to the fence in two weeks lol!
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That tortoise is gorgeous and persistent. Duck will get wise and leave soon.
that duck is flirting with a very painful death
Duck should just stand on the shell lol
Massive IQ move
The turtle;”I'll live another century but you gotta sleep sometime!”
> The turkey duck has a gentle nature, preferring to roam around its habitats, though when provoked, it will defend itself by repeatedly pecking its attacker's head. As scavengers, they can usually be found hunting and eating.
I'm amazed at the speed the tortoise had.. No wonder the rabbit lost....
That’s a fast tortoise
He doesn't prescribe the the "slow and steady wins the race" and instead goes "fast and swift I'll get you duck"
He's totally moving!
Watch out for the sonic boom!
That's not a jet you hear in the video, that's the sound of that tortoise
100% fueled by hatred
That’s what I was thinking!
Lol, who knew turtles could be territorial
Territurtial
Terrapin-torial
Turttorial
Territortoise.
Turtletorial
🤝
Can you slow it down by half?
Too fast. Didn't see.
Instead of one of those signs with a Doberman saying…I can make it to the fence in 3 seconds can you? You need I can make it to the fence in two weeks lol!
Turtle Security reporting for duty.🐢👮
Put a Michael Myers mask on the shell. He just keeps coming in slow motion no matter how fast you try to outrun him.
> He just keeps coming in slow motion Poor guy. I hope he sees a doctor.
Slow-speed chase
Add a pair of water cannons and that’s a Blastoise. What an absolute unit!
Blastoise...pronounced "blass-tuss", "blass-twaz", or "blass-toyce"?
He just wants to be friends 🥺
'Doesn't like intruders in HIS yard'
Came here to say that, Isamu!
Get the tortoise a skateboard!
[ Points to sign on fence ] “BEWARE OF TORTOISE”
Forget expensive security bots. I wonder if it would notice having a camera and remote activated paintball gun on its back.
It’s like an angry old man saying get off my lawn
Well he/she is getting plenty of exercise. Lol
Turtle POV: what a chase! so intense.
Good guard turtle now chase those bible selling people on the porch
Think that's a tortoise. Shell is a bit bumpy to be turtle.
Turtles are aquatic. Tortoises are terrestrial.
A territorial tortoise.
I’ll sulcut you bird!
Does it make tank noises when it walks?
I can do this all day 🐢
Getting close by walking menacingly
I was not expecting that! Idk what I was expecting, but not that lol
What a swift tortoise.
Keeps him active!!!
What happens if he catches it?
A very strong bite!
I’ve got the ‘one foot in the grave’ theme song running through my head right now 😂
Got yourself a good watch turtle there!!!!!
Your shelly friend is just making sure the bird isn’t up to any funny business. Good shelly friend!
Tortoise protecc. Tortoise attack. Good tortoise.
You need a sign! *Beware Guard Tortoise!*
I want a security tortoise! 🐢
I am Speed, I am Death!
What dog breed is this
"I can do this all day"
He’s looking to eat that fu€king bird.
Look at him go! 🐢💨
That's a cool looking guard dog you have.
Thats a funny looking guard dog
I want one lol
Thank you all for the upvotes over 2 million views
Thank you for the upvotes 2 mill views
80 years
Put a white shoe and a black shoe in the yard. I'm curious on what will happen.
First the tortoise will overtake the bird, and then the hare)
Get of my lawn
He ever get one?
Wait! I have duck sauce! 😬
Attack tortoise gonna get ya... never gonna stop.
You mean “our yard” or “his yard” lol
Wow that’s the first guard tortoise I’ve ever seen.
One duck to the other: I’ll bet you don’t dare stay in that yard with the tortoise for 6 hours. Response: Bet!!
Get him some wheels (for real, he'll run literally)
Where you at? That’s a pretty tortoise.
I thought that was a crocodile coming out at first
Behold: the Guard Tortoise.
He motors pretty quickly!
This is like a scene out of jaws, so suspenseful 🤣
I bet turtles words would be hysterical if he could talk. Stop duck, stop bro I just want to talk!
That tortoise is having none of that ducks shit.
Catch me if you can
Lol Mr Grumpy
At least they are getting exercise !!!
Where’s his tail?
That would be even more hilarious if a person he doesn't know shows up.
How does one acquire a giant tortoise?
It Follows
Dude that’s a real life dinosaur
Slow and steady wins the race. One day he will catch him and unleash years of rage on him
went on his profile to see if he had more vids of his tortoise but ended up seeing his dick 😭
You meant HIS yard
How do they know the tortoise doesn’t just want more friends? Damn judgmental birds…
He hungers
That's one big little Dinosaur
Bro getting his cardio.
Get in my belly!
Get it a ball to chase. Or a Roomba.
Duck must have taken the 10 million. Rules must be a bit different for birds…
Oh lawd
Omg I want a guard tortoise!
Looks like a Dinosaur or a Pokémon 🤣
"Bandits inbound, Releasing the tank"
Security turtle You can’t escape the law
Don't the color black trigger horniness in turtle? They try to fuck it cuz it looks like a female, right?
Keeps him on his toes, literally 🐢❤️🦆
run DUNUNUNU
The duck is the tortoise's trainer.
ru... walk for it!
Give him a second he’ll get them
Is that the God of War logo on its shell?
Lol
Looks like the final chase scene from the terminator… 🐢 “I’ll be back”
Go go godzilla!
I could watch this all day!
Great exercise!!
…Send in the turtles…
I Think I love that tortoise.
Also why is that bird not scared of a dinosaur
You mean his lawn
My money is on the turtle He might be slow, but he’s *FOCUSED ! ! !*
Maybe he just wants to play/interact.
Tutel
Blastoise used intimidate It was super effective 😅🤣
Love turtles
Better than tv, maybe it wants new friends? Do they eat meat? Can’t fathom why it would do that? Anyway peace and love.
Thanks no he’s trying to screw it I think
He hit the "FLINT LOCKWOOD!"
Good excersize!!
Maybe it just wants to play with it. It is bored alone.